prehistoric chef

Gao Ming licked his lips, hot, really hot, water...

His bones hurt all over his body, and his chest hurt like hell, but the most uncomfortable thing at this moment was the heat, like being in a stove.With a clear mind, he couldn't help cursing in his heart, what a fucking bad day today, first he lost his job and then got into a car accident...

The pain in the body is tormented, and the mind is extremely clear.Originally, Gao Ming wanted to sleep, but there will always be nurses in the hospital to make ward rounds, right?Looking at him like this, he must have a fever. You must get him some fever-reducing needles or something?But he is really hot now, his mouth is dry and his whole body is about to explode. Now which little nurse gave him a sip of water, I am absolutely grateful.

After a few minutes, it got hotter and hotter. Gao Ming couldn't wait for the water goddess and nurse. He felt that if he didn't wake up and drink some water, he would die of heat.

Slowly opened his eyes, the light was dazzling, Gao Ming quickly closed his eyes, raised an arm to cover his eyes, and opened his eyes again.

The light shone through Gao Ming's coat, and he slowly lowered his arms after getting used to it.

I'm so fucked! !What the hell is this!

"Brother! The monster is awake!" Landa bared her white teeth and ran out of the tent.

Gao Ming was dizzy and dizzy from the heat, even though the impression that flashed before his eyes just now was still fresh in his memory!Dirty face, no one knows whether it is a human or a ghost, long messy hair hangs down, Gao Ming only remembers rows of white teeth.

Could it be that he is already dead?

The sun was dazzling, he had a car accident and it was snowing heavily, where did the sun come from?Thinking about it in a mess, without a clue, the bones all over the body hurt, not to mention the heat to death.Looking around, he found that the leather tent was set up casually, and he could only cover himself. The sun-baked slate was hot, so he lay on the slate with a few strange-shaped stone bowls beside him.

The woolen coat on his body was tightly wrapped, and Gao Ming couldn't figure out the current situation after thinking for a long time, his body was so hot that he couldn't stand it.Sitting up with difficulty, leaning against a stone wall, he unbuttoned his coat one by one. His hands were shaking violently. It took him a long time to unbutton the third button. Two tall and strong figures appeared in front of him, walking swiftly and swiftly. step by step jumping on the stone.

Gao Ming put down the button in his hand, he didn't know what was going on, he had no strength in his body, his hands were shaking badly, but don't worry about it, I rely on these hands to eat, I finally got my skills, don't ruin it, you It is not easy to change careers at an early age.

"Brother, what kind of monster do you think this is?" Landa showed his white teeth and approached Gao Ming.

Bujia grabs Landa, and the two brothers stand outside the tent and confront Gao Ming.

Bujalanda was tall and strong, he was blocked outside the tent at once, the light was blocked, and the whole tent became shady and cool, Gao Ming breathed a sigh of relief, feeling much more comfortable, he licked his lower lip, layers of dead skin had already protruded, his mouth With a dry tongue, he smiled naively and said, "Brother, are you drooling?!"

"Brother, the monster can still talk!" Landa's eyes lit up.

Bujia thought for a while, and said in a deep voice, "He's not a monster, Landa, go get water." Bujia walked into the tent, knelt down and picked up the stone bowl beside Gao Ming, but fixed his eyes on Gao Ming.

Gao Ming smiled foolishly, he has deceived many people with his appearance, they all said he was honest and honest, and only his master knew he was weird.

Buja handed the stone bowl to Landa, "Be careful."

Landa kept staring at Gao Ming curiously, took the stone bowl, glanced at Gao Ming, then turned and left.

Gao Ming leaned against the stone, licked his lips, and said with a smile, "Thank you! My name is Gao Ming, what do you call my brother?" The environment is not right, if not for the pain in his body, he really thought he was dead.The one who scooped water was called Landa, and this was his elder brother Landa. Both brothers were like savages, wrapped in wild animal skins as skirts, their upper body was tanned honey-colored, and their hair was so long that it covered their entire faces.Landa is okay, he can see his appearance clearly, but this man has a big beard and can't tell his appearance at all.

"Bujia." Bujia stared at Gao Ming.

Bujia was very wary, and Gao Ming laughed foolishly for a long time but couldn't let Bujia relax a little bit. The two looked at each other for a long time. Landa ran up the stone bowl, fast but steady, Not a drop of water was spilled.

Bujia took the bowl and put it next to Gao Ming's lap.

It's life-saving water, Gao Ming didn't care about whether he was strong or not, he bent down to get in front of the jar, his hands couldn't give it enough strength, he couldn't hold it up at all, could it be that he wanted to lick and drink like a dog?

Bu Jia frowned, but his beard and hair were tangled together, and no one could see Bu Jia's expression.He took a step forward, picked up the stone bowl with one hand, brought it to Gao Ming's mouth, "Drink."

Gao Ming didn't have time to say anything, and half the bowl was gone in one gulp, which made him feel much more comfortable.He smiled cheerfully and said, "Thank you, can I trouble you?" Pointing to his coat, "I don't have strength in my hands, can you help me take off my clothes?"

Bu Jia frowned, and the two were so close that Gao Ming could clearly see the blankness in Bu Jia's eyes.Raising his hand, Gao Ming unbuttoned a button and said with a smile, "That's it—"

Bujia took over, struggling to unbutton the button.

Gao Ming couldn't even smile at this moment, who wouldn't know how to unbutton his buttons these days!Even the last trace of luck is gone, where the hell is he! ?

Taking off his coat, Gao Ming thanked him absently. The two brothers looked at Gao Ming, not understanding why Gao Ming, who had been smirking just now, suddenly fell silent.Leaning on the coat, Gao Ming took a long time to relax. Only Landa was left in the tent, and Buga had long since disappeared.

The sun was setting, and the yellowish light shone on the slate. Gao Ming still leaned against his coat and remained silent, his lips were puffed out, and his face was haggard. In just half a day, Gao Ming looked quite depressed.

Landa stared at Gao Ming curiously all afternoon, and talked a lot to Gao Ming in boredom, Gao Ming still had a blank expression, Landa stopped talking when she was bored, and just stared at Gao Ming.

Buga at the foot of the mountain was carrying a little wild boar up the mountain, and Landa came out of the tent to help, and the two of them were peeling the skin and bones on the stone slab not far outside the tent, and the smell of blood would soon spread into the tent.

Buga took out a handful of grain grass from his waist, beat it on the ground a few times, and dropped a lot of seeds. Landa held the seeds with both hands and covered the blood-stained stone slab. A strong stench came out, but the smell of blood disappeared.

Gao Ming's eyeballs moved in the tent, he thought for a whole afternoon, and finally there was only one way, he didn't want to die again, so he had to stay in this world.Anyway, there is nothing to worry about in modern times, I just hope that the master will not worry too much.Landa babbled all afternoon, Gao Ming confirmed that he was transported from the scene of the car accident to another world, and even more sure that this world is a primitive society with nothing to do!

After resting all afternoon, Gao Ming regained a lot of physical strength, except for the faint pain in his bones, the rest was fine.The sun was setting slowly, and the stone slabs were still hot after being baked for a day, and there was also a hot wind blowing in the air.Gao Ming took off his sweater early on, and his whole body was covered with a white vest and long johns, and he was sweating from the heat.Standing up, Gao Ming walked out of the tent slowly, only to realize that this is not a tent at all, just four wooden sticks supporting a piece of leather that doesn't know what it is, and it can't cover much of the sun at all, no wonder it's so hot.

"Do you need help?" Gao Ming watched as Buga used the bone knife to process the wild boar. The blunt bone knife was sharp and delicate in Buga's hand. Landa was not idle, tanning the wild boar skin with hay.

Seeing Gao Ming's question, Landa smiled brightly and said, "Gao Ming, you're all right!" The work in his hands didn't slow down at all, "My brother is preparing food. You can't cover it tonight. Here's this for you."

Landa pointed to the wild boar skin on the bottom of his hand. Although it was a small wild boar, in Gao Ming's opinion, it was almost the same size as a modern domestic pig.

While the two were talking, Buga had already shaved off the bones, cut off the tenderest part of the wild boar, divided it into three pieces and put them on the leather, and threw the rest aside with the bones. "Eat, Landa." Buga pinched a piece of bloody meat and handed it over. Landa took it, and Landa was full of blood-soaked meat. Gao Ming said: "Little Heizi's meat is the most tender, Gao Ming, eat it!"

Little Heizi is another name for Little Wild Boar.

Gao Ming knew that Landa had good intentions, but with the bloody pork pieces, he really couldn't eat them raw.The flesh on his hand was still oozing blood, dripping into the crevice of his hand, it was sticky and uncomfortable, Gao Ming was a little nauseous.He usually handles meat. He used to kill chickens and fish as an apprentice, but he never felt nauseated. It must be the aftermath of a car accident!Seeing Landa's bright eyes filled with anticipation, Gao Ming knew that the two brothers would definitely give him the most tender meat.

But... "Don't cook it?" Gao Ming saw that Bujia stuffed the meat into his mouth, and hurriedly tried to stop it. Bujia was very vigilant and stared at Gao Ming sharply. Landa hurriedly said, "What is cooking? You guys, Gao Ming Cave people want to cook meat?"

Gao Ming guessed that the cavemen that Landa was talking about were probably a family of several people living in the cave.

"Cooking means boiling with water and fire, and the meat will be cooked. In this way..." Gao Ming stopped talking when he saw that Landa and Buga were full of question marks. They didn't even know what fire was. He had thought about primitive society, but he hadn't. So primitive that not even the tinder appeared.

"Wait!" Gao Ming thought that there should be a lighter in his coat pocket, and hurriedly said, "Wait for me for a while, don't eat it!" Walking to the tent, he found the coat pocket, a piece of chocolate and a half pack of cigarettes, and a full lighter. On the other side of the pocket is a pack of tissues, the remaining 8000 yuan, and a key chain with a multifunctional knife and nail clippers on it.Gao Ming took the lighter and the key chain, and hurried out of the tent.

Landa was obedient and looked curiously at the lighter in Gao Ming's hand, while Bujia had already buried his head in eating, his mouth was full of blood.

"Gao Ming, eat meat quickly, don't cook anything, we will go back to the cave after eating." Landa said worriedly: "We must go back to the cave when the moon rises."

After Landa finished speaking, he also started to eat the meat. The smell of wild pork was very strong. Gao Ming turned his head and didn't dare to look at the two brothers, he was afraid that he would feel nauseated.Gao Ming observed that they were on a stone slab halfway up a mountain, and there were dead branches everywhere nearby. Gao Ming picked up some quickly. It would be bad if the brothers were in danger of dying because they wanted to eat a piece of cooked meat.

Buga had finished eating, and was packing the tent, Gao Ming used a knife to skewer the meat slices on a wooden stick. Landa had also finished eating, and looked at Gao Ming curiously. Gao Ming saw the skewered meat and handed it to Landa, "Help me take it , Randa."

Usually Bujia was taciturn and seldom talked to Landa. Landa was very curious about everything when he saw Gao Ming. He wore weird clothes, looked weird, and spoke weirdly. But very good.

Gao Ming gathered the firewood and held the lighter in his hand. On the quiet mountainside, Gao Ming lightly pressed the lighter. Landa was startled when he saw the bright orange fire source, and Bujia even rushed over to die. Staring at the tiny firelight.