prehistoric chef

"Is there any problem?" Gao Ming drank hot water, Mingming stopped snowing, why Bujia and Sado were more worried? !

Bujia looked around the cave and said, "It's time to prepare firewood." There was already enough food.

Gao Ming stared at their firewood reserves. The hole was huge, and the firewood piled up to the top was piled up against the wall. He couldn't help wondering, "Aren't these enough?"

"You can't stand it." Bujia looked at Gao Ming with deep meaning in his eyes, and said, "You won't be able to stand the severe cold when the next snowstorm comes." They have gotten used to it, and after each snow season, all the cave dwellers will become thinner. Bones, this is still lucky, many Dongzu perish during the snow season.

Gao Ming couldn't imagine it. At the beginning, Landa and Sado said how scary the snow season was, but Thaks believed it, but he couldn't feel it.It wasn't until the snow season came that Gao Ming felt how cold the pollution-free winter was, but now that Bujia told him that the current temperature was just the beginning of winter in pediatrics, he was a little stunned.

"It's still cold?" Gao Ming raised his eyebrows in disbelief.

Saduo nodded, thought about it seriously, and said, "Going out to pee will freeze."

Fuck!Gao Ming turned his head to look at Bujia, tremblingly said: "Really?"

Buga nodded.

"Then what did you guys do when you peed in the past?" Gao Ming tightened his thighs reflexively, he couldn't imagine freezing the bird.

"In the hole!" Sado said with an expression of 'this is still a question'.

Gao Ming 囧囧 had a good spirit, pulled Bujia's vest, and said tremblingly, "In the pee hole? Food and drink, what about pulling it?" A few people are pulling, even if Gao Ming is separated by a curtain, he can't accept it, the picture is really too beautiful.

Bujia frowned slightly. He knew that Gao Ming liked to be clean, and everything in the cave had to be neat and tidy. In fact, he didn't think much of it before, but now when he thinks about pulling in the cave...

Bujia's expression was subtle, Gao Ming knew at a glance that Bujia would not want to pull in the cave, so he hurriedly said: "We can think of a way—" touching his chin, "How many days are left to cool down?"

"In the past, it started to get cold after the snow stopped for two or three days." Bujia said.

There are still two or three days!Gao Ming thought for a while, and said, "Otherwise, Bujia will slaughter Baa Baa and freeze the meat. Let's make the shed a toilet, so that it can keep out the wind and snow."

"Toilet?" Saduo asked.

"It's a place to shit and pee." Gao Ming said rudely.

Sado nodded understandingly.

The baa-baa shed is not far from the entrance of the cave, about two meters away. It’s a matter of a few steps. At worst, they will be wrapped up tightly when going to the toilet. Walk in groups, and go to the toilet alone and keep watch!In short, he can't get a tuba in the hole even if he is killed, the trumpet is okay, but the tuba will really kill people.These days, when I get up at night, I open the iron gate and find a place outside the cave to solve the problem without going far. Basically, two people will go together. If it is as cold as Sado said, they will You can make a urine bucket and put it next to the firewood, so you don't go out at night, just pour it out during the day.

Thinking about the smell in the hole, Gao Ming wanted to touch his forehead sourly.Well, be sure to make a wooden lid so that the smell will not escape...

"Yes." Buga said.

The three of them were discussing about the toilet, when Landa woke up on the bed, rubbed his eyes, and said vaguely, "Do you want to pee?"

"Come here with your clothes on." Gao Ming waved to Landa, "I have something to discuss."

When Landa heard that he had something to discuss with him, his spirit was shaken. In his world, only his brother made the decision and he obeyed. Now Gao Ming asked him to discuss.Thumping on, he put on his vest, wrapped it in leather, got out of bed, sat on the edge of the stove, baring his canine teeth and said excitedly: "What's the matter?"

"Your brother and Sado said that it will be cold in two or three days, and it will freeze when you go out to pee." Gao Ming glanced at Landa's expression, why everyone was taking it for granted, so he continued: " Now we eat, drink and sleep in the cave, I just want to kill Baa Baa, repair the shed and use it as a toilet, I really can't accept getting a tuba in the cave..."

Landa supported the minibus, thinking hard, then raised her head, and said doubtfully, "Then La still has to shovel poop in the shed!"

The papa was taught to Landa by Gao Ming, and this guy would be so cute as soon as he got big. "I'm not afraid of this." Gao Ming took out a blackened wooden stick, drew on the ground, and explained: "Let's dig a hole in it and build it with wooden boards, and it will be fine." The dry toilets in the countryside used to be like this. They dug a big hole behind the inclined channel, and when the accumulation is almost enough, they will use a pole to carry it to the ground to add fertilizer. They can do the same, but if they put a big iron bucket under it, they will almost carry the bucket. You can just fall in the woods, but...Gao Ming glanced at Sado, and discussed this matter with Bujia at night.

Gao Ming was distracted, his head was full of papas in an iron bucket, and he was pulling the wooden strips in his hand. Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, and hurriedly said: "Bujia, we can use the wooden planks that the king broke last time to saw them into strips, and then use wire hoops to cut them into strips. Get up, make a wooden barrel, and put it in the pit like this, and you only need to pour the wooden barrel.” This way, you don’t have to bother digging big pits and channels, which saves a lot of time. The ground outside is already frozen and it is difficult to dig. In the past three days, I have to beat the leather and dry the firewood. I can't spend all my time on the toilet!

"What about the bottom of the bucket?" Bujia asked, looking at the simple picture on the ground.

Gao Ming is not a carpenter, Bujia was stunned when he said this.Walking to the entrance of the cave, they took a piece of wood and began to study it. The three of them sat on the side and began to think hard.Gao Ming recalled the wooden barrels used at home before, worked hard for a long time, then looked down at the wooden board in his hand, suddenly clapped his hands and said with a smile: "This wooden board was originally thick for the roof, so it's good. Look," Gao Ming said with a knife A scratch was engraved on the bottom three centimeters of the board, "We will make a slot on each board, then cut a round bottom, just stuck in this channel, and finally use iron wire to tighten the board. I can go around from under the bucket..." Gao Ming said excitedly, and when he looked up, he saw the three people in a daze, and asked, "Don't understand?"

Bujia nodded hesitantly, and said, "I know to make a card slot, just like an iron door, and a wooden barrel is like an iron barrel. Then how do we make such a suitable and just-sized negative?"

"Hmm." Gao Ming scratched his head, he was thinking too well.Drawing a circle can make a simple compass, but they only need a metal saw to cut wood, and they want to saw it into a circle. No matter how you think about it, it is too naive.

"Well, I'll scratch you with a snake knife." Buga said.The snake knife is sharp, and it should be ok to swipe it a few times.

Gao Ming clapped his hands and said with a smile, "Bujia is really amazing!"

Sado and Landa were confused, but they didn't care if they understood, as long as you told them, they would start to do it.

No matter how you look at it, two discarded planks can be made into a wooden barrel. If the craftsmanship is good for the first time, you can also make a small urine barrel, so that you don't need to forge.Gao Ming opened the entrance of the cave, the snow had already stopped, the sky was pitch black, and the mountain was very quiet.Gao Ming closed the door, and there was tiger meat, wolf meat, bacon, and a red eye slaughtered at noon, not to mention the prawns and red shells in the rattan frame.

The wound on his back seemed to be starting to scar, and the temperature in the cave was hot and itchy, but standing at the entrance of the cave felt more comfortable.Gao Ming grilled the wolf meat, which was not tasty, and they didn't have spiced white wine to remove the fishy smell, so they had to roast it with chili powder to cover the taste.There are still fish and crabs in the wooden box outside the cave, and there are three remaining crabs in the cave, so I cook them all at night, and get a piece of grilled fish for some wolf meat.

"Grilled fish, crab and wolf meat, how about eating this at night?" Gao Ming asked.

Saduo didn't have any opinions. For him, he was satisfied not to starve to death, let alone eat like this every day.Landa bared her canine teeth and said happily, "Brother Xiao Ming, I'll help you!"

"I'm going to fetch the fish." Buga got up and said.

Gao Ming cut a piece of wolf meat. Seeing Sado looking at him, he laughed and said, "I'll marinate the meat later, and you can help me skewer it." The bamboo skewers left over from the last meal were still on the stone table. Sign and bake.

As soon as Sado heard that there was a job for him, he quickly nodded in agreement.

Bujia came in with the fish in his hand, frowned and said, "Tomorrow, I will kill Baa Baa and the rest of the red eyes." Just now he went to see the circle, and Baa Baa shivered in the corner, it seemed that he had not raised it for a long time. The temperature is too cold.

"Okay, let's kill it in the woods?" Gao Ming thought about how big he was, and the smell of blood was very strong at the entrance of the cave, so he was afraid that he would attract prey.Seeing that Bujia nodded, he thought of it and said, "Don't throw away the fattest meat. When I come back, I will refine the oil and put it in a bamboo tube. It will be convenient for cooking in the future." It seems that I am chopping a thick bamboo. After that, you can study to see if you can come up with other useful ones.

After the meat and fish are marinated, the crabs are going to be boiled in water, and there is no trick, so just eat the food itself!

Bujia and Saduo were studying by the stove with the discarded wooden boards. Bujia put the two wooden boards together, frowned slightly, and asked, "This way, the two boards will not be tight even with wire hoops."

Gao Ming glanced at it, and thought about it for a while, so how about using wire to weave twists?Wrapping one plank around another, stringing together? !

"Xiao Ming, you said it's like a card slot, one piece stuck together." Bujia drew a picture underneath.

Gao Ming took a look, hey, his Bujia is so smart!A piece of wood is tightly aligned with concave and convex, so that the bite is tighter, and then it is fastened with a wire hoop. "That's fine, just press this."

Saduo also understood at a glance, and the two of them compared the wood chips with burnt black sticks, drew traces, and then chopped what should be chopped.The two wolf skins soaked in the iron bucket earlier were almost ready. Landa squeezed them with her hands and said happily, "These two skins will be ready tomorrow."

"It's great, so it won't be cold at night." Sleeping for the past few days, in the middle of the night, he was so cold that he ran straight to Bujia, which was a bit like a real man!When the skins are ready, Landa will share with Sado, and he will share with Bujia, so that they can sleep more comfortably at night, anyway, they have a lot of skins.

Gao Ming and Landa skewered the meat. The crabs had already been boiled in the pot. After the cooking was done, Gao Ming broke off a crab leg. The crabs here are huge and delicious.The taste of crab meat is very strong, and the taste of the food here is particularly good. For example, the taste of shrimp is the taste of shrimp, which is very strong. Unlike modern meat dishes, the taste is getting weaker and weaker.

"Is Xiao Ming delicious?" Landa looked at Gao Ming with round eyes.

Gao Ming broke off a crab leg and handed it to Landa, "Eat the meat inside, not the shell."

Landa is very fond of all kinds of food, but she seems to be indifferent to crabs. After eating a crab leg, she stares eagerly at the meat on a bamboo stick on the stove.Gao Ming bites the crab meat and finds it very fragrant. He was born in the north, and the price of this stuff is very high in the north. When it comes to the season of eating crabs, the price is always high. He also has the honor of the master. He used to eat crabs rough, but the master is different, after a set of guys, the whole crab is clean and beautiful, unlike the pile of scum on his table, Xiao Le is much better than him.

Gao Ming felt a little sad when he thought about it, and when he looked up, he saw Bujia looking straight into his eyes, and all the sadness disappeared immediately, God gave him a life and a good man, now he has no worries about food and clothing, it is considered happiness that's it!In modern times, I don't know that the year of the monkey and the month of the horse can form a happy and warm family, which is very good.He opened his mouth and smiled, just like when he first arrived here, with a naive smile in his smile.

Seeing Gao Ming's smile, Bu Jia remembered the first time the two met, and Gao Ming also smiled at him like that, couldn't help imitating Gao Ming's appearance, and opened his mouth——

Gao Ming opened his mouth slightly, his Bujia is still so cool and handsome when he smirks like this!Eating crab legs, Kaba Kaba's, so happy!