prehistoric chef

Gao Ming got up early in the morning, wiped his face with hot water, there was movement on the bed one after another, it's best to basically wake up.Today is Qi and Linzi's big wedding day. I thought I was very busy, but I really woke up. Looking at the neat hole, it seems that there is nothing to do!

"After breakfast first, Qi, I'll boil a basin of hot water for you to take a bath." Gao Ming decided to eat simple in the morning, and save his stomach for the big lunch and dinner.

Qi is braiding her hair, nodding her head, and if you look closely, you will find that her hands are trembling and nervous.

Breakfast was bone soup with potatoes dipped in salt and chili. After a simple meal, Qi carried hot water into the storage cave.

"If the water is not enough, call out and ask Lin Zi to carry it for you." Gao Ming said.There are too many people and tools are sometimes not enough. There are not many iron ore materials left. It is okay to make a small gadget, but the others are really not enough, so I have to make two wooden barrels to hold hot water and food.

If the newly laid wooden barrels are newly filled with water, the walls of the barrels will seep, so you don’t need to soak them for a day or two, and then pour them out, and they will be fine, and the water will not leak.

Landa took Sado outside to clear the snow and empty the toilet bucket. It was cold, even if the shed was protected from the wind, it couldn't withstand the severe cold. The big wooden bucket was buried in the ground for two or three days, and it was only half full, and it didn't stink. , because it was all frozen into pieces, Saduo felt dirty and refused to let Landa do it, but he had to do it himself.

"Such an old rule, if you win, I'll let you come." Landa smiled and raised her fists. Rock-paper-scissors was taught by Xiao Ming.

Saduo frowned and disagreed, he had never won in this old game.

Seeing that Sado disagreed, Landa acted pitifully, her eyes became moist after a while, and said, "Sado, you said you would listen to me, so you won't play with me now!"

"Landa, no, no." Saduo couldn't explain, seeing Landa's wet eyes hurting his heart, he nodded, and hurriedly said, "I'll play with you!"

"That's good!" Landa smiled suddenly, two canine teeth were looming, and there was a little pride and shrewdness hidden in the water vapor in his eyes. "Okay, win this, start—"

Sado has a simple mind. When playing rock-paper-scissors, whatever happens will be written on his face. If strangers don’t notice, Kolanda eats, drinks and sleeps with Sado all day long, even when he wakes up at night. Come on, how can you not know Sado's thoughts? !

"Okay, I won, Sado, don't play tricks!" Landa said with a smile.Holding the wooden stick against the wall, he picked up the wooden barrel and carried it by the handle, and went out of the shed with the wooden barrel. Sado followed Landa step by step, with annoyance on his face, how could he always lose!

The wooden barrel was carried to the root of the tree. Saduo scooped hot water from a bamboo tube from the hole and poured it into the wooden barrel. Landa scraped the side of the wooden barrel vigorously with a wooden stick, then turned the wooden barrel and knocked on the bottom of the wooden barrel, There was a crackling sound, and the ice cubes had shattered and fell to the ground.

Landa picked up the wooden barrel, and the inside of the barrel was still covered with slag. This thing is actually not smelly, what's the smell if it's frozen into lumps of ice!The wooden stick scraped the side of the barrel and cleaned it. Landa put the barrel back, and as soon as he stepped out of the wooden fence of the shed, he saw Sado holding a basin of hot water in one hand and grabbing the ashes in the other, "Come and wash it!"

Putting the water basin on the ground, Sado held Landa's hand with the ashes in one hand, rubbed it carefully, and then picked up the basin, "I'll pour water into your hand."

After rubbing off the ashes on his hands, there was still half a basin of water in the basin. Landa grabbed Sado's hand, and the two of them played happily in the basin of water in this snowy day.

After frolicking, I poured dirty water into the cave and saw that Qi was already dressed, with a jingling head curtain, a fiery red vest, a tight waist, a long white skirt, and a red hat with a white cape attached.

"Sister Qi is so beautiful today!" Landa said with a smile while holding Saduo's hand.

Gao Ming looked at Lin Zi wiping Qi's dripping hair with dry leather, and joked, "Didn't you see the look in Lin Zi's eyes just now when Qi came out after changing clothes!"

There was laughter in the cave, Xiao He knew it ignorantly, and smiled shyly with his dimples on his face.The corners of Bujia's lips were raised high, with a smile in his eyes, he held Gao Ming's hand without saying a word.

Qi sat by the stove, her hair was no longer dripping, and Lin Zi sat aside and held Qi's hand.

Gao Ming is from the north. According to the custom, the wedding is held at noon, but according to the ancient law, it is held at dusk.However, we still have to adapt to the environment. It gets dark early here, and it gets dark at four or five in the afternoon, so it’s not easy to do anything. Gao Ming wanted to put the wedding ceremony in the morning or noon, and then eat all afternoon. Sing and dance in the cave at night and play games like rock-paper-scissors, after which Qi and Linzi can go to the bridal chamber.

Just now the temporary low rectangular table nailed with bamboo boards was placed at the entrance of the cave. Gao Ming sat on the stool and carved flowers with winter bamboo shoots. These flashy techniques have never been used since he came here, and he used a broken piece to practice his hands. , Then I picked up the big one and started carving.

Gao Ming stabbed the knife steadily and quickly, several people looked at it strangely, Xiao He even stared at Gao Ming's turning fingers without blinking.After Gao Ming carved a rich and auspicious peony flower, everyone came back to their senses. Landa leaned close to him and asked curiously, "Brother Xiao Ming, what is it that is so beautiful?"

"Peony, we don't have any red radishes, so we have to carve white and green flowers with winter bamboo shoots." Gao Ming put the flowers in Lanta's hands, "It's okay to look at, don't touch it, after reading it, put it in the hole with a few red shells Go up." He lowered his hands and began to carve mandarin ducks.

Qi and Lin Zi are a man and a woman, and it is just right to carve mandarin ducks. Carving dragons and phoenixes is waste material, and the other is meaningless, just for fun. It is too big for ordinary people to use.

After the carving was finished, Gao Ming inserted a small red shell into it to serve as a mouth, and his eyes were lit with ashes.

"Hey, put these two on another red shell, and put them together." Gao Ming handed the mandarin ducks to Landa, seeing everyone looking at him, he said with a smile, "These two are called mandarin ducks, and we will do the wedding there." They are used in the ceremony to represent a man and a woman. These mandarin ducks are together every day, and no one will be separated from anyone until death. If mandarin ducks are used for marriage, it is a blessing. Qi and Linzi can be together for a lifetime, and no one will be separated!"

Qi glanced at Lin Zi, her eyes were slightly moist.

Gao Ming got up and scooped up the potatoes boiled in the pot. Women are made of water. Whether it is modern or primitive society, they may be good at hunting and work on weekdays, but women are sensitive and emotional, and they are the same everywhere!The hot potatoes were peeled off, and the boiled soft potatoes were shaped into two dolls by Gao Ming, and placed on the red shell, arranged in a circle for a good look.

"Okay, the first peony flower wishes you and the Dong people safe, well-fed and warm everyday, the second mandarin duck wish you two will be together forever, the third doll-shaped potato wishes you a baby soon, Bring prosperity to our cave!" Gao Ming was born in a remote northern countryside, and he is still influenced by superstition in his bones. In his opinion, these good omens are nothing.

Only at this time did Qi and Linzi feel the solemnity and joy of the ceremony.

"Qi, put on your cloak and hat, let's go to the yard to hold the ceremony." It can be said that the whole wedding was planned by Gao Ming. Gao Ming came here because he had nothing to do, and secondly, no one here had a wedding before so he had to come. The third is that he also has selfish intentions. In modern times, if he wants to find someone to hold a wedding in a fair manner, he can't do it. The atmosphere here is uncivilized, which happens to have a lot of influence and create a good living environment for him and Bujia.

Bugashi carefully carried the short table out, and placed it in the direction of the sea.

Everyone is here, Qi is dressed in a happy manner, not to mention Lin Zi, who doesn't like to smile, has a smirk on his mouth today.

Gao Ming cleared his throat, and said, "Lin Ziqi, you are facing God, and now under God's witness, you two should help each other, take care of each other and love each other for the rest of your life." The two nervously said: "The ceremony is held, you can't regret it, God is watching from the sky, now listen to me, kneel down and kowtow to God!"

Qi and Lin Zi solemnly knelt on the snow and kowtowed to the short table, then got up and looked at Gao Ming.

"You don't need to kneel now, just bow to everyone from the Dong Clan," Gao Ming said.

The two bowed to everyone, Gao Ming saw that it was almost done, and said: "You two are facing each other now, bowing and bowing to meet each other, it means that you are married, and you will be one body in the future."

The temperature was very cold, and there were flakes of snowflakes floating in the air. At this moment, the caveman looked at Qi and Linzi seriously.

After the worship was completed, Lin Zi took out the necklace prepared in advance under Gao Ming's bewitchment. On Qi's neck, Lin Zi kissed Qi's mouth.

The serious atmosphere just now disappeared. Landa watched the excitement and applauded. Gao Ming smiled and took out the iron ring that he had made earlier. The iron forged in the alchemy, as long as you mention anti-oxidation and anti-rust, it will do it , These two rings will not be broken even if they are washed and cooked.

"It's a rule in my cave before, the ring is given to you two, and brought to this finger." Gao Ming gestured with his finger.

The two showed their fingers, and Qi rolled down tears, saying: "Thank you Xiao Ming, thank you everyone!"

"They're all Dong clan, don't cry, or Lin Zige will beat me up." Gao Ming joked, staring at the potato doll on the low table, which has become a snow doll. In order not to waste food, he said: " You two will eat what’s on the table later! I’ll leave the doll to Qi, and brother Lin Zi won’t be able to give birth after eating it.”

Everyone walked back laughing, it was really cold outside.

After entering the cave, Gao Ming started to cook, and grabbed Lan Da Xiaohe to help him. There were so many tricks today, such as barbecue, stir-fried vegetables, seafood soup, stewed chestnuts, and four or five crabs...

Throughout the afternoon, different scents wafted from the cave in different ways. The stomachs of the eight people were about to explode. Those who were lying on the bed were lying on the bed, and those who could still eat continued to fight. It was like a running water mat. Come when you are full!

Gao Ming stared at the table full of food, wondering which Dong tribe could eat so well during the snow season!They are the only ones who are so capricious!

Until it was dark outside the cave, Gaoming Xiaohe started to clean it up, Bugaranda Sadoshi helped to do it together, and it was cleaned in a while.The iron door is open at the entrance of the cave and the wind is wide open, the aroma of the food left just now has been blown away a little bit, and the hot water is mixed with cold water for washing, so go to bed early tonight!

After closing the iron gate, Gao Ming poured hot water into the bamboo tubes of Qi and Lin Zi, "Let's exchange glasses!" Seeing that Qi and Lin Zi couldn't do it, he handed Bu Jia a bamboo tube, holding half a glass of water in his hand. Looking at Bujia, he said, "Let's make a show for them!"

Pulling Bujia over for a cup of water, the two were very close, Gao Ming kissed Bujia's side face directly, and said with a smile: "Bujia, can you be my wife?!"

Bu Jia turned his face sideways, not understanding what Gao Ming said, but seeing the sweetness in Gao Ming's eyes, the corners of his lips raised, "Okay." Wife should be an intimate term, he is Xiao Ming's wife, and Xiao Ming is also his wife.

"Wife?!" Bujia leaned close to Gao Ming's ear and whispered.

"What are you doing!" Gao Ming covered his ears and couldn't hear clearly, looked at Bujia suspiciously, and said, "What did you say?"

"No." Buga shook his head.

That night, Qi and Linzi seemed to be going crazy. Several people in the cave heard the groans all night. In the middle of the night, Bujia couldn't bear it. Relying on the cover of Qi's voice, he surreptitiously stretched out his hand to Gao Ming's body. Now, Qi’s voice is so loud, Gao Ming didn’t fall asleep at all, he was full of blood when he heard it, and Bujia was beside him, spraying it on his face as soon as he breathed, the fire in the mother’s body became more and more hot, this is eating Aphrodisiac? !

Gao Ming didn't talk nonsense, closed his eyes, reached out to Bujia, and the two of them started to rub each other on the same bed...