prehistoric chef

"Brother Xiaoming, this dumpling is delicious!" Xiaohe happily ate the dumpling bowl, Dashi put all the dumplings in his bowl into Xiaohe's bowl, and Xiaohe took a look, wondering, "What are you doing?"

Dashi hesitated, turned his head to chew on the vegetable box, and said, "I don't like dumplings."

Upon hearing this, Xiao He cheerfully picked up a chubby dumpling and stuffed it into his mouth, saying vaguely, "It's been a while, I made it."

"You packed it really well." Dashi whispered.

Seeing this, Gao Ming secretly rolled his eyes, why haven't these two men been exposed yet!While watching, he wondered if he was thinking too much, maybe Dashi really regarded Xiaohe as his younger brother.The dumplings are small in size, even if they are made for half an afternoon, they are still not enough for the big eaters in the cave. Now there is only Xiaohe's bowl left, and those who are not enough are eating the pickled cabbage box. Anyway, for Bujialinzi Dashi, The stuffing is the same.

Seeing that Gao Ming was in a daze, Bu Jia handed Gao Ming a piece of chopped red fruit.The ice-cold red fruit is so delicious to bite into. Gao Ming’s mouth is filled with the sweetness of watermelon. It’s so delicious with a big watery flesh and rustling sweetness. He brought it to Bujia’s mouth and said, “This fruit from Zhengmao It's so sweet!" Bujia was happy, half of the watermelon was gone in one bite, and he nodded and brows stretched.

Qi also likes to eat it very much, but the watermelon is cold and frozen all afternoon, so I don't let him eat more.

After washing up, Gao Ming lay down on the bed in the dark to pick the hole under the wooden board at the head of the bed, finally took out the bamboo jar, and with a heavy weight behind him, Gao Ming put the jar back, turned his head and whispered: "Bujia, have you packed it? "I didn't hear footsteps!

In the dark cave, Buga’s eyes were particularly bright, and his whole body was lying weakly on Gao Ming’s body. One hand passed Gao Ming’s and took the jar back and put it on the bed. What did Li want to say?"

"Hey! My back hurts when you press down on me. I'll turn around first." Gao Ming turned around with his lower body lying on his upper body. He felt uncomfortable and twisted twice under such pressure, and he didn't dare to move at once. !What is that on the waist!Kill you!

Bujia caught Gao Ming with one hand, and after turning around successfully, the two got closer.No matter whether it is summer or winter, he sleeps naked. After the two rubbed against each other like this, Gao Ming's scalp felt a little numb, and he stammered: "First, don't, don't move!"

"Is that so?!" With a smile on his brows, Bu Jia pushed his lower body on purpose, felt Gao Ming tremble slightly under him, and the corners of his lips curled up, saying: "Xiao Ming, you want it!"

At first, I was thinking about how to explain Gao Ming's sleepless night by Bujia. At first, he was conscious of controlling himself not to make a sound, but later he was so tired that he couldn't move, screaming hoarsely, and finally lost all strength. Pretending to be slaughtered by Bujia, there is only one thing in his mind, what the hell, Bujia is taking revenge!

Bujia stared at Gao Ming who was sleeping limply, and carefully withdrew from Gao Ming's body, Gao Ming in his sleep snorted softly, Bu Jia couldn't help but went in again, Gao Ming twisted his buttocks, and muttered: "Water! Then Buga pulled out, took a lot of things, and left a mat, the small hole smelled particularly strong for a while.

Naked Buga was like daylight in the dark, poured cold white and turned back when he saw Landasardo's skin moving through the gap, he couldn't help frowning slightly, turned his head into the cave, and whispered: "Drink water. "

"Well, drink!" Gao Ming said in a low voice, he was so tired that he couldn't get up at all, and then he fell asleep.Seeing this, Bujia took a big gulp by himself, squeezed Gao Ming's chin and leaned forward, drank up the water, Gao Ming smashed his mouth, Bujia felt itchy and took another big gulp and kissed him, finally came a wet kiss.

After fetching water, Bujia wiped Gao Ming clean with the wet leather, moved the place to cover the leather, wiped the things on the mat by himself, then wiped himself hastily, poured the water on the bed and hugged him Gao Ming, who was sleeping soundly, kissed Gao Ming's forehead before falling asleep.

After sleeping for only three hours, Bujia woke up refreshed and began to boil water for cooking. Xiaohe Dashilinzi also woke up and went to the river to wash. Sado rubbed his eyes and greeted Bujia with his upper body wrapped in leather. Jia stared at the red mark on Sado's chest, his eyes flashed, Sado was embarrassed by the stare, and said: "Bujia!"

"I slept very late last night?" Bujia turned his head and was busy with his work and asked indifferently.

Saduo blushed, pretending to be calm and said: "Yeah." Holding the leather bag and the bamboo tube, he went out to wash by the river.

"Sado, don't wait for me!" Landa wrapped the leather around his waist, looked up and saw Sado, saw his brother looking at him, smiled, and said, "Brother, you know!"

"You like Sado!" Buga affirmed.Then, remembering how Landa Sado's skin moved last night, he couldn't help but ask, "Did you two do it?"

"What?" Landa was confused, looking at his brother's eyes, he seemed to be interested, and quickly sat next to his brother, flattering him, "Are you doing what you did to Brother Xiao Ming? Brother, tell me!"

Bujia paused in his hands, stared at Landa and said seriously: "You have to marry Sado—" Remembering that he and Gao Ming were not married, he swallowed the words, and said: "You can't do it until you grow up." .”

Landa rolled her eyes, bared her canine teeth and smiled, "Brother, does it mean that the cave has a smell and grows?"

Buja squinted at his brother.

"I had a smell in my cave last night." Landa said a little shyly: "I felt so hot halfway through my sleep, and Sado was cold and cold. When I came out, I was very comfortable, as if I had eaten something delicious, but it felt a bit insufficient, after pressing Sado for a long time, I still felt that it was not enough..." There was expectation in his eyes, "Brother, what are we going to do?"

Buga thought to himself, no wonder the smell was so strong last night! "You need to find a long pole, store the juice in the jar, and at night you will dip it into Sado's ass—"

"In the buttocks?" Landa curiously stretched out a hand behind her, touched her buttocks, and said with a disbelieving expression when she found a place: "It's so small here, will Sado hurt!"

"Long pole—"

"Brother Xiaoming is really amazing. Doesn't it hurt Brother Ming when you do this? No wonder he called out so..." Landa saw that his brother's face was completely black, and knew that something was wrong, so he ran away with a bamboo tube, "I'm going to wash up .”

In the small hole, Gao Ming bared his teeth in a daze, really wanted to tear the two brothers apart!

After eating in the cave, everyone tacitly didn't ask Gao Ming why he didn't wake up until now, even Dashi and Xiaohe who were stunned remained silent.The six people built the fence outside, Qi sat at the entrance of the cave and basked in the sun, and Dahuang didn't know where he got into.

Gao Ming heard that there was no sound in the cave, so he quickly got up, but his waist was too sore, and he walked erratically, Chrysanthemum warned him for overuse, and he couldn't be so self-willed next time, but the front was really cool!

His stomach was growling with hunger, and something was simmering on the stove. Gao Ming opened the pot and saw that the wild vegetables were battered, light and fragrant.I remembered that the first time he ate spicy food, he was holding back in the toilet for a long time. Bujia stayed at the toilet door and never left. Later, for his own sake, every time he would drink vegetable soup or batter the next day, Bujia would just stare at it. , Learned by staring at it once.

I rinsed my mouth and scooped up a bowl. The taste is a bit bland but still very fragrant!After Gao Ming snorted two bowls, his stomach suddenly swelled up, and he wanted to go to the bathroom!

"Xiao Ming, you're awake!" Qi greeted Gao Ming who was walking out of the cave with her straw sandals.

Bujia, who was working not far away, turned his head immediately. Gao Ming felt that everyone in the cave was looking at him, and suddenly his chest tightened. He laughed and said, "Last night, I ate too much and slept late!"

Qi returned to Gao Ming with an 'I understand' look.

Gao Ming hurriedly walked to the toilet with his hips between his legs, while Bu Jia in the distance dropped the tool in his hand and walked to Gao Ming, saying, "You feel uncomfortable!"

"Nonsense!" He rolled his eyes, he was almost killed by Bujia yesterday, why was he so inconsiderate last night!

"I won't do it tonight." Bujia said seriously.

Gao Ming pointed to the sky in his heart, you dare to come in tonight and try it out!When he reached the toilet door, Gao Ming turned around and stared at Bujia with a black face, "What are you doing here!" You don't think it stinks!

"I'll go in and help you!" Bujia pushed open the wooden door and planned to go in.

Not knowing where the energy came from, Gao Ming pushed Bujia away with one hand, turned around and jumped in, quickly closed the door, and said to the crack of the door: "Go to work! You can't get out if you guard me." He moved his feet and said helplessly, "Go away first, I'll call you when I'm done!" No wonder!

The smell of the toilet in summer should not be underestimated. Gao Ming put a large wooden bucket in the toilet, inside is a wooden ladle, flush it after using the toilet, pour it once a day, and the smell will be slightly milder.

When he came out, he saw Bujia standing in the distance and looking at the wooden door. Gao Ming, who was full of anger when he went to the toilet, immediately calmed down.After working at noon, I went to the river to take a bath. Gao Ming started to prepare lunch. In order to eat steamed buns, I chilled the homemade dough last night. I picked off the hard skin on the top. The water has become sour, so I kneaded the dough with sour water , waiting for fermentation.

Their deep iron pot just fits two layers of steaming racks. After getting the flour, it was ready and never used. Today, there is a steaming rack for steamed buns and a steaming rack for steamed buns.

Qi helped wash the vegetables and chopped stuffing. Gao Ming couldn't help admiring Qi's big belly and wielding a knife.

"When will Sister Qi give birth?" Gao Ming looked at Qi Gao's swollen belly, and every time he looked at it, he felt as if it was getting bigger.

Qi chopped vegetables and said, "There are still thirty days left, and it will be soon when the leaves turn yellow."

Gao Ming cut the dough and it was ready. He was kneading the dough when he suddenly thought of a problem. "Who are you going to deliver for you?!" Fuck the hole is full of men, don't expect him to! ! !

Qi, who was chopping vegetables, paused, obviously not thinking about this problem.The two looked at each other, Gao Ming hurriedly said, "I won't!"

"I used to be delivered by the water plants that grew in the cave." Qi put down the knife, thought about the people in the cave, and found that none of them could deliver the baby, looked up at Gao Ming, and said, "If not, I will do it myself! ?”

No matter how capable a primitive woman is, it's not good to do it alone! ?Although Gao Ming never gave birth, the news in modern times is full of big bleeding and so on!Not to mention that in this primitive society without medical treatment, you still need to find a woman...

"Sister Qi, we can find one." Gao Ming suddenly thought of Zhengmao's cave, and said, "After Brother Bujialinzi comes back to discuss, let's go to Zhengmao's cave tribe and find a woman who can deliver babies."

Just as he was speaking, he heard a noise at the entrance of the cave. Gao Ming saw that Bujia was opening the gate of the iron fence from the outside.

After the steamed buns were steamed, Gao Ming told Bujia about it, Linzi stared straight at Bujia, Bujia nodded, and said: "Sister Qi, when the time is coming, you say, we have to pick up that woman early. "

Qi smiled and nodded.

At noon, there is wild vegetable pimple soup. There are few pimples, which are sparsely made and served with steamed buns.

A steaming rack of steamed buns was swept away at noon, and Gao Ming decided to fry the remaining four steamed buns in lard and eat them with grilled fish in the afternoon.In the afternoon, Bujalanda Sarda Dashilinzi went up to the mountain to hunt with weapons. Recently, he has been relatively idle. He took a nap at noon and went hunting when it was cooler. It was almost dark before he found it. He had been eating bacon, and his mouth was a little light. Gao Ming Juhua didn't want to go up the mountain and toss himself, so he handed Landa a bamboo basket, "By the way, pick some wild vegetables, the sauerkraut is almost restocked."

Rhubarb disappeared early in the morning, and when he came back at meal time, his yellow hair had turned black, so Xiaohe cleaned it up. Rhubarb, who didn’t like bathing, sprayed Xiaohe’s head with water, and Gao Ming pinched Rhubarb’s ears angrily and refused to give him food. .

Seeing everyone leaving now, Rhubarb was still hungry, lying at Gao Ming's feet and whining, not to mention how pitiful it was.Gao Ming picked it up and said, "Will you still be naughty in the future?" This guy is so small and runs around all day long, and any prey here can kill rhubarb to death.

Rhubarb barked twice, Gao Ming put the steamed buns and bones that he had prepared earlier in front of him, Rhubarb wagged his tail cheerfully, and lowered his head to eat.

After closing the iron gate, Gao Ming stretched himself, feeling too sleepy, he said to Qi and Xiaohe, "I'll go to sleep, and you two will sleep too."