prehistoric chef

Gao Ming is from the north, and the wedding ceremony is held at noon, and everyone in the cave stands at the entrance of the cave under the sun, surrounded by short couples on both sides.The two floors are covered with skins made by Gaoming Bujia. In the middle are carved mandarin ducks and pasta cakes. The cakes are spread with honey and shaped like red eyes. They are small and cute. Xiaohe picked a lot of them. The beautiful wild flowers inserted in the bamboo tube immediately added a lot of joy to the wedding.

When Zheng Mao saw this situation, he suddenly understood that marriage is a serious matter, and he also sent sincere blessings to Gao Ming and Bu Jia in his heart.

The weather was hot, Gao Ming Bujia was only wearing leather shorts, and a red shell necklace made by Qi around his neck, which was quite festive.The two stood in front of the short table, and Landa imitated how Gao Ming presided over the wedding of Qi and Linzi before, and came one by one.

The two held hands and bowed to the sky, Gao Ming grinned, facing the sky, and said: "I, Gao Ming, am willing to marry Bu Jia, and we will never leave each other forever." After saying that, he kowtowed three times.

Although Bu Jia didn't know the meaning of Gao Ming's words, he could probably guess it. With a smile in his eyes, he said seriously to the sky, "I, Bu Jia, swear with my life that I am willing to protect Ai Gao Ming until I die."

Although death was said to be unlucky on the day of the wedding, Gao Ming almost burst into tears after hearing it. This was the most touching wedding vow he had ever heard.

Qi and Xiaohua Xiaoya are both women, with sensitive and delicate minds by nature, their eyes turned red when they heard what Bu Jia Gaoming said, and Xiaohua Xiaoya began to think about the man he liked in the cave.

They bowed to the sky, bowed to the ground, and the two bowed to each other.Gao Ming stared into Buga's eyes, and said with a smile, "I have something for you!" After digging out of his pants pocket for a long time, two narrow iron rings appeared in his palm. It can also be painted, and now the two iron rings are silver, with their initials on the smooth surface.Gao Ming stuffed his own into Bujia's hand. Seeing that Bujia looked at him suspiciously, he couldn't help stretching out his hand and said, "Put it on for me. We all wear rings when we get married." The ring hesitated to put on which finger, Gao Ming moved his ring finger and urged: "Hurry up!"

After Bujia put it on, Gao Ming put the ring on Bujia. Bujia might not be used to wearing a ring on his finger, so he rubbed it slowly and gently with his fingers without any trace.

Gao Ming laughed idiotically in his heart, the two of them drank a glass of water, and under the witness of the cave man, Bu Jia put the tiger skin he had personally beaten on Gao Ming's body, Gao Ming was very happy, and solemnly put the white skin he made Putting on Buga, the wedding ceremony is finally complete.Gao Ming took Bujia and bowed down to thank all the people watching the ceremony, whether they were Dongren or Zhengmao, thanked them for their various help.

After the ceremony was over, the mandarin ducks on the short table were already tanned. Gao Ming squeezed one and fed it to Buga's mouth. He couldn't wait to go back to the cave to eat delicious food, and he was still thinking about those red-eyed buns brushed with honey on the short table.

Gao Ming saw that Landa stretched his neck and stared at the pastry on the low table, and saw that Qi was already pale from the sun, and he himself was wearing a tiger skin. It was noon in the summer, and he was about to get prickly heat from covering it, so he hurriedly said: "Li Cheng Alright, let's go into the cave to cool off, the food is ready."

Dashi carried the short couple into the cave, Xiaohe carried the vase, and everyone entered the cave.

As soon as Gao Ming entered the cave, he took off the leather, carefully folded it and put it away, turned his head and still wore the cloth on his body, Gao Ming couldn't laugh or cry, and said, "Aren't you hot?"

"Not hot." Bujia said seriously.

"Fart!" Gao Ming didn't know what to say, and he removed the skin of Bujia with his own hands. They beat the skin until it was seamless, and it was very majestic and thick to wear, "I will sew you a cloak next time in the snow season! "His craftsmanship is better than the cloak, the white wolf's fur is smooth and smooth, I really can't bear to cut a piece.

Zheng Mao stared at the intimate behavior of Gao Ming and Bu Jia, and was a little lost in thought. Bad teeth smiled cheerfully, and said, "This is marriage! I also want to marry the sun—"

Ah Qi rolled her eyes and said, "You are dreaming!"

Bad Tooth blushed with anger, Gao Ming poured juice, handed it to Bad Tooth and said, "I'll prepare some more bacon for you today, if the woman you like likes to eat it, give it to her to make sure she will be happy."

"Taiyang Taiyang." When Bad Tooth thought of Sun's smile, he happily showed his crooked teeth, and thanked him, "Gao Ming, you are so kind."

There were too many people in the cave to sit at the dining table, and Gao Ming also prepared a lot of food, which was placed on the low table and the chopping board, and whoever wanted to eat would scoop it into the bowl by himself, making it a buffet style.

Landa Xiaohe's mouth is full of oil, not to mention the tricks that Zhengmao and the other five have never tried, such as cold vegetable roll pancakes, honey red-eyed pastries, and the re-emerged beggar Gu Gu.

An iron plate was placed on the stove. Gao Ming spread out the marinated meat early in the morning and slowly fried it on a low heat. After a while, the smell of the meat wafted throughout the cave. Looking at Gao Ming like this, Ah Qi, who has always been taciturn, couldn't hold back anymore. He stared straight at the meat on the iron plate and said, "Why is this meat so fragrant? What kind of meat is this?"

"The little wild boar with red eyes still has some beef." As soon as Gao Ming finished speaking, he saw Ah Qi squatting beside Gao Ming with a bowl in his arms, swallowing the smell, "It's so fragrant, it's not like the meat you mentioned."

"My meat has been marinated with ingredients." Gao Ming picked up chopsticks sliced ​​meat and put it into Ah Qi's bowl. Zhengmao's bad teeth saw it and hurried over with the bowl. Gao Ming saw it, and pointed to a large pottery jar of marinated meat beside him. , said: "This is meat, you have to eat it and bake it yourself." Pointing to the small half bowl of butter next to it, he said: "If the meat is a bit sticky to the iron plate, just pour some butter on it. No need to put salt, I put everything .”

Before Gao Ming finished speaking, Zhengmao held up his chopsticks and inserted it for a long time without taking out a piece of meat. Gao Ming looked at it and said, "Use your hands!" After washing their hands before eating, it is not easy for Zhengmao and the others to learn chopsticks in a short time .

The weather is hot, and the only ones who love barbecue are Zhengmao and Dashi. Dashi dances chopsticks to add meat slices, and Ah Qi is responsible for adding firewood. Occasionally, Xiaohua and Xiaoya come over to eat a piece or two. Sweet red eye pastries.

Where did Gao Ming go and Bujia followed him, and what did Gao Ming eat?Lunch lasted until the sun went down. Gao Ming ate all the food prepared, and prepared seven or eight strips of bacon and bacon for Zheng Mao and the others. Le's bad teeth laughed so hard that he couldn't see his eyes.

As for Qi’s birth, she wanted to keep Xiaohua here for a while to help deliver the baby. Zhengmao glanced at Xiaohua and said, “Xiaohua’s son still needs to be taken care of. We have an elderly mother, and she delivers all the women in the cave.” , I'll send her over tomorrow, do you think it's okay?"

"That's great." Gao Ming hurriedly thanked him, and Zheng Mao waved his hand indifferently, "I heard from Xiaoya that Qi's complexion is not good, so I'll bring some little red fruits tomorrow. You boil hot water and boil them for Qi." drink."

When Lin Zi heard this, he was very grateful to Zhengmao, and sent Zhengmao and five people across the river until the shadow disappeared and they walked back this time.

Although Qi didn’t work today, she was also tired. She was resting on the bed at the moment, with pots, pots, pans, dishes and bowls left over from the food and drink in the cave. After dusting and washing, Sado was at the side to help, but Landa froze to let Sado intervene.

Gao Ming cleans the ground in the cave, the iron door is open for ventilation, and there is a smell of barbecue in the cave. Gao Ming thinks that the iron stove must be speeded up, and then a pipe will be directly connected to the entrance of the cave to discharge the smoke. Modern northern rural areas have no heating in winter. If the house is cold, build an iron stove in the house, and the pipe goes directly to the window to exhaust the smoke, so that it will not cause carbon dioxide poisoning. They can do the same in the snow season this year. Prepare some charcoal in autumn, and this year it will not Burning firewood.

After a tiring day, Gao Ming cooked some vegetable soup at night. The dishes were thin and greasy. He ate too much at noon. After washing, Gao Ming climbed into bed early. He will toss hard, but he has also prepared tricks tonight...

Bujia buried the fire, locked the hole, and walked towards the small hole step by step. In the darkness, he saw Gao Ming sitting on the bed holding something fluffy towards his ear——

"Come quickly, Bujia!" Gao Ming shook the cat ear headband in his hand. He asked Qi to make it for a long time with Bujia behind his back, patted the place around him, and whispered: "Let's play a game today .”

Buga came alive, and with his hunter's intuition, he would be very happy tonight.

Gao Ming put the headband on Bujia. He said that the headband was actually a hairband. There were two furry ears on the headband. The ears were made of long fur. To make the ears stick up, Gao Ming used bamboo sticks to support them It was sewn up and tied on Bujia's head like this, and the image of a tough guy with muscular and cute suddenly came out, Gao Ming was so lustful, hehehehe, he was already laughing like a fool inside.

"Bujia, you look so good tonight!" Perhaps because of staying here for a long time, Gao Ming can see things in the dark now, but it's not clear and he can only see the general appearance. The salty pig's hand touched Bujia's face, slowly Slowly touching Bujia's pricked up furry ears, Gao Ming laughed, the laughter in the quiet cave was a bit scary, Gao Ming quickly shut up after realizing it, but the desire on his face made Bu Jia Jia saw it for real.

Bujia accurately pulled off the hair band on his head, pinched the hair band on his hairy ears and looked at it, then suddenly raised his head to stare at Gao Ming, Gao Ming immediately knew what Bu Jia was going to do next, Hurry up and try to snatch the hair tie from it, unexpectedly, Bujia pressed the whole body on it, holding Gao Ming's two hands tightly with one hand, Gao Ming struggled for a while, the struggle between lovers can be imagined, it is simply rubbing A scene where a gun goes off and wants to refuse or welcome.Bu Jia put on the cat ear headband for Gao Ming with ease, with a big bag underneath, and rubbed against Gao Ming's body. After a while, the two fell in love. Bu Jia lowered his head and kissed Gao Ming's lips, and gently pressed his hand Caressing the cat ears on Gao Ming's head, Gao Ming felt that Bu Jia touched his ears for a moment, and the tingling current spread from the top of his head to the soles of his feet...

That night Gao Ming let go completely, although he couldn't shout loudly, but the small moaning sound was even more provocative. Bujia kissed Gao Ming's body over and over again, the heat in the small hole was almost as hot as noon sun.

Landa turned over, looked deeply at Sado face to face, and whispered: "Did you hear that?"

Sado knew what Landa was asking, and blushed without speaking. Landa put his arm on Sado, leaned in and kissed him, and whispered: "Sado, I want to do it!" She licked Sado with the tip of her tongue. lips, coquettishly said: "OK?"

Saduo was so troubled that he couldn't sleep, but the memory of the last time still hurt too much, even though he wiped the long stick, it still hurt, with a hesitant face, and Landa's coquettish words in his ears, he nodded in a strange way.

Landa didn't see Sado's concerns. He lowered his head and reversed his impatience last time, and gently kissed Sado's lips all the way down...

That night, Xiaodong’s enthusiasm lasted until midnight. Bujia kissed Gao Ming’s sweaty forehead naked, and got out of bed to get water to scrub Gao Ming. As soon as he came out, he saw his brother push the screen and come out with his body. The two brothers looked at each other for a second. Bujia turned his head first and was busy fetching water. Landa followed suit and each carried a basin to the small hole. Bujia casually whispered: "You have grown up, Landa .” Knowing that she has learned to take care of others, Eminem must be happy if she knows.

Landa showed his white teeth and said with a smile: "Brother, I want to hunt with you." Taking care of his closest people.

The next day, the hole was full of listless and pale faces except for the two brothers Randa Buga. Gao Ming looked at Qi with a little embarrassment, but he didn't know that it was not because of him and Buga. Recently, Qi couldn't sleep well. , her legs were still cramping, Lin Zi helped Qi rub her legs in the middle of the night.

In the morning, for the sake of his chrysanthemum, Gao Ming cooked a big pot of beef soup, scooped out a bowl, blew his mouth, and tasted it himself. When he looked up, he saw Sado and Landa getting up.Sado looked pretty good today, and his walk was not as exaggerated as last time. Landa leaned close to Sado, biting his ear and didn't know what to say. Grinning indecently, Saduo went to wash up with a bamboo tube. Landa went to Gao Ming's side and whispered, "Brother Ming, thank you for teaching me last time. Last night, Saduo was very happy." What a mistake he made at one time, doing such an intimate thing, Sado is only happy when he is happy.

In order to prevent Landa from saying something right, Sado at the entrance of the cave hurriedly shouted, "Randa washes up!"

Landa chased after him desperately, Gao Ming grinned and laughed, if he used to think that Landa was sure of Sado, but now it doesn't seem to be the case.