crossing yin and yang

The corridor was in a mess. The red rope loops that had been placed before had been stepped off, and the copper plates were scattered all over the floor. There were still a few pieces of suits beside them. I don’t know who tore them off. Mr. Li’s handsome old face The upper part is black and purple, and there are two teeth marks. I am afraid that he has been "attacked" by a rather unusual one. At this moment, he is kicking his apprentice madly while pulling his pants that have no belt and zipper collapsed. The appearance of being furious.

Manager Jian squatted on the ground in embarrassment, not daring to fight back, begging for mercy with a mournful face, her meticulous middle parted hair had already turned into a bird's nest shape, and there were two long nail scratches on her face, which were all torn. It's like the grape trellis fell down at home.

Wei Yang turned his head, seeing the farce, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he coughed dryly: "Mr. Li..."

His voice was not loud, but Li Ke shivered violently, quickly let go of the apprentice who was beating and playing, and trotted over with his pants in his hands: "Master! This monster has been taken away, what the hell is it?" Condition……"

While talking, he stretched his neck and carefully looked behind Wei Yang. Zhang Xiuqi had already used a bottle to collect the insect corpses on the ground. All Li Ke could see were a few copper plates stuck in the cement and a not-so-shallow The hole suddenly trembled violently twice, revealing an expression of rejoicing and fear at the same time.

Wei Yang stretched out his hand and pressed his nose, wiped away the remaining blood, and then sighed pretendingly: "Even I didn't expect this peach blossom barrier to be so powerful, and there is evil spirit in it. This is why there was such a battle. But now that the evil has been removed, why don’t we go inside and talk about the situation first?”

"Li, is it safe inside?"

"It's very safe, and it's not convenient to talk in the corridor, so let's talk in the house."

Li Ke obviously still had lingering fears, he didn't dare to move for a long time, finally he gritted his teeth and yelled at Jianning: "Little bastard, watch over here, don't let anyone come up to make trouble!"

In fact, even if Li Ke refused to give the order, Jian Ning would not dare to follow. The scene he saw in the room just now was comparable to the scene of a ghost movie, and the subsequent "encounter" was even more unforgettable. His thoughts have long been thrown out of the sky, and he can't wait to escape from the hospital as soon as possible.But now, he didn't even dare to run!

Mu nodded in a daze, and the man shrank obediently into the corner like a quail.After glaring fiercely at this outrageous thing, Li Ke finally got over his breath and braved up to follow the two masters into the dean's room.

At this moment, the dean’s office has already changed its appearance. Several pieces of the expensive marble floor were smashed, the computer and stationery on the table were flying everywhere, the glass on the bookcase door was completely broken, and the leather sofa was completely covered. A few big openings were made, and half of the big bed in the inner room collapsed, as if hit by a tornado.

Swallowing his saliva, Li Ke asked eagerly: "Master Wei, what is the origin of this peach blossom barrier..."

Before Wei Yang answered, Zhang Xiuqi had already picked up something from the floor of the inner room and handed it over.It was a yellow-orange ornament. It was shaped like a lion, but its head was like a dragon, its body was like a horse, and its legs were covered with scales. It is still a few years old, and the gilt on the surface has a faint oxide film, like an unearthed treasure.

Mr. Li looked at the object and couldn't help asking in wonder: "Isn't this the Pixiu statue on the table? What's wrong with this thing?"

Wei Yang just looked up and down, touched the narrow deep hole on the top of the statue lightly, and sighed: "Can't you even tell the difference between Pixiu and evil spirits? Look at the two horns on its head." !"

Many people mistakenly think that Tianlu or evil spirits are just another name for Pixiu, but this is not the case. This kind of strange beasts are collectively called "fuba". brave troops.According to legend, Pixiu likes to eat gold and silver treasures, and there are no chrysanthemums to excrete. Therefore, it is regarded as an auspicious object that attracts wealth and treasures, and is loved by Fengshui lovers.However, Tianlu and Bixie are serious tomb beasts. They were often used as burials around the Han Dynasty, but except for those experts who are steeped in antiques, the general public is really not very good at distinguishing the difference between the three.

After simply making up the class for Mr. Li, Wei Yang came to the conclusion: "This thing is [-]% a kind of burial device, and the year is not too short. Because it has been soaked in corpse gas for a long time, it has actually given birth to a device demon. The evil spirit is a female beast. Then The owner of the tomb is probably also a woman, so the yin energy is naturally astonishingly large, and it needs to replenish the essence of a living person to produce wisdom. As soon as the soul ecstasy demon urges it, a peach blossom barrier is born. This peach blossom barrier is full of evil spirits, so it is naturally extremely dangerous. Do you still dare to work in this house without being afraid of being sucked dry by the evil spirits? Sigh, where did you buy this evil spirit? Even the funeral utensils dare to get it casually!"

Listening to Master Wei's upright words, Li Ke gradually gritted his teeth: "Jianning, you little bastard..."

He couldn't help but not get angry, this gilt statue was sent by his good apprentice himself!Li Ke's wife is a Buddhist, and she likes to collect Buddha statues and magical instruments, and he is also interested in antiques. In order to please the two of them, Manager Jian really worked hard. Not long ago, he specially bought a gilt statue. The decorations come over, saying that it is a statue of Pixiu with good luck, or an authentic piece from the Song Dynasty that was photographed at a high price, and let it be placed in the office to attract wealth.Really your sister!Could it be that this is a black product that was obtained from some second-class dealer?Also, the decoration on the sixth floor seems to have been handled by that little bastard, and this romantic situation may also have something to do with him!

Mr. Li gritted his teeth with hatred, but Wei Yang guessed the origin of the evil statue, and added calmly: "By the way, Mr. Li, you should also take care of your health recently, and don't have sex again. This ecstasy monster always likes to absorb people's energy, and you have lost a lot of energy before. This time when the monster was born, and you refused to stay in the coin formation to avoid evil spirits, I am afraid that you have been infected by evil spirits. Yuan, it will be difficult to revive the glory in the future..."

"What?!" These words were even scarier than the sum of the previous sum, Li Ke's face changed drastically, "I, I won't be able to do it anymore?"

He is a romantic man who claims that the red flag at home does not fall down and the colorful flags flutter outside, and he is also the director of the Andrology Hospital. With such a status and status, he is actually inhumane, isn't it a big joke!Feeling anxious, he rushed up and grabbed Wei Yang's arm, crying, "Master Wei! You have to help me!"

Fuck, your pants are untied!Seeing the old trousers slipping down his buttocks, Wei Yang almost went blind, but the little celestial master frowned, stretched out his hand, and pulled the trousers up again. One hand easily helped the little magic stick out of the siege.After pushing President Li aside, Zhang Xiuqi charged the stupid Wei Yang with a sullen face, "This is not good."

Wei Yang: "..."

This is because even I have been put under the care of "uncle not to let me". How can there be someone who is shot innocently? Brother Qi, do you really know what "not let me do" is?

Wei Yang complained wildly here, while Li Ke blushed and grabbed his pants with all his strength. He fumbled with his free hand and found no bank card or check book, so he bowed to Zhang Xiuqi and apologized. : "It's not good, it's a matter of another matter, my fault, my fault, Master Zhang, please don't take offense, I'll go get the checkbook right away, and wait until the matter of eliminating demons is settled before talking about other things..."

Wei Yang: "..."

Seeing General Manager Li trotting out of the dean's office with his pants in his hands, Wei Yang sighed: "Brother Qi, it's not that three corpses we'll meet again this time, right?"

Most of what I told Li Ke just now was nonsense. Of course, it has to be as scary as it sounds, but he still knows what the evil spirits actually are. A bug came out of the funerary objects, and evil spirits and Tianlu were still in the Eastern Han Dynasty. The most commonly used tomb-suppressing beast, if you can't think of it, you will have a ghost.

Seeing that there was no "threat" around him, Zhang Xiuqi's eyebrows calmed down again, and he nodded seriously: "Get down, Peng Ji."

The owner of the corpse is lust, that is, the legendary worm. After carefully recalling the appearance of that worm, Wei Yang has to admit that the knife on Sezi's head is really incomparable. Even the corpse has two. The scythe looked extremely ferocious.Scratching his hair, he was really convinced this time, he would run into another three-corpse worm if he took any order, so could it be that he had to deal with all three to stop it?I don't know what kind of virtue the remaining corpse is. If you care about your appetite, it won't be possessing a fat man or a cook...

"Hey, by the way, does getting rid of the corpse have any effect on people?" Wei Yang suddenly thought of this again. What he said just now was basically for putting Jian Ning on eye drops, and a few percent of it was real. Water and fire springs are reserved for making money later, and now of course we need to ask "experts" for their opinions.

"Few desires." Zhang Xiuqi answered very concisely.

Originally, it is the thing that governs desires. Except for harlots, it is pure-hearted and ascetic. Wei Yang chuckled: "It is best to have few desires. Let him take care of it slowly."

Not long after, Li Ke ran back in a hurry. Not only did he change his clothes, but he also carried a check book with him. Without blinking his eyes, he wrote down the number. He tore off the check and respectfully used it with both hands. Handed it in front of Wei Yang: "Master Wei, this is your hard work, it's about my physical recuperation..."

Wei Yang glanced at the denomination without fireworks, folded the check and stuffed it into his shirt pocket: "Rehabilitation needs to be done slowly, after all, I don't care about healing, Feng Shui is just a adjustment, I'm afraid it won't be so easy to recover ..."

"I understand, I understand!" Mr. Li replied repeatedly, but the look of expectation on his face was still strong, "This is the second thing. In the future, I will ask you two to show me the layout of the hospital and home. You must not Something went wrong again... Sigh, it's really unkind to meet people!"

Wei Yang smiled faintly: "It's not too late to mend the situation."

"That's right!" Li Ke snorted coldly, and decided to go back and tie up the fence again to clean up that unscrupulous apprentice.In a blink of an eye, he saw the statue of warding off evil spirits on the table again. He couldn't help feeling a toothache, and said cautiously, "This statue, master, can you take it back to remove evil spirits..."

Wei Yang glanced at the gold-plated building to ward off evil spirits, and replied indifferently: "In fact, this town beast has no evil spirits, and it doesn't matter how it looks."

"I was bitten by a snake once. I think the shape of this object is not bad, and it is most suitable for an expert like Master Wei..." Mr. Li laughed with him, and begged again and again, and finally got the master. nod.

Carrying a large check of 100 million, and holding a gilt statue of evil spirits in the Han Dynasty, Wei Yang finally felt refreshed, and smiled at the head of the wronged person: "Mr. I'll deal with your 'errands' in the next day."

"Don't bother the two of you!" After getting the other party's promise, Li Ke dared not to keep him, and led the two of them towards the outside room with great hospitality.

At this time, some people went to the sixth floor to check the situation one after another. After all, there was still some commotion in the removal of evil spirits, and the security guards and staff were not deaf. Of course they would be curious about what happened, but how could Jianning make people feel uncomfortable after recovering? Seeing the situation here, all of them were blocked at the stairs, and managed to clear the place. Seeing Wei Yang and others coming out, he quickly walked up to them, but his eyes wandered for a while, as if he didn't know where to look.

Li Ke is really tired of this dog who recruits ghosts when he has nothing to do, rushes to fight when he has something to do, and bullies his master and exterminates his ancestors at critical moments. His jaw is raised high, and he doesn't want to talk to him at all.

Jian Ning rubbed her hands in embarrassment, and just about to say something, Wei Yang already squatted down, picked up the red thread and copper coins on the ground, and stuffed them into his bag.

Jian Ning: "..."

Li Ke: "..."

loss!Both of them groaned in their hearts, they completely forgot about it just now, if it was tainted, the master probably wouldn't come to ask for it, isn't it just a set of magical tools!But Li Ke was only tempted, and immediately came back to his senses, bent over obsequiously like an over-aged doorman, and pushed the elevator door open, Wei Yang didn't even look at Jian Ning, just smiled coldly: "It's better for Mr. Jian to do less of such things in the future."

Jian Ning didn't know what happened in the house, let alone that Wei Yang had charged him with a serious crime of "causing the master's impotence". She thought that Master Wei was talking about the robbery of the Buddha statue in the ghost market that day. Cold sweat broke out, what kind of heart and leopard guts did I eat to dare to compete with the master for food.But what if the Buddha statue is useful... Ji Lingling shuddered, and Jian Ning immediately put this little thought behind him, if someone came to him like this today, he probably lost his life, so grab a way What's the use of the device!

The coward couldn't help showing a crying image: "Master Wei, I really know I was wrong..."

"Get out of the way!" Li Ke pushed his apprentice away without saying a word, and threw a stick at Wei Yang's side, "Master, I will drive you two back to Jieshuizhai."

Following these flattering words, the clean elevator doors closed again, shutting out Manager Jian with a sad face.