[Twilight + Transformers] All are not human

Megatron wished he could blast Starscream immediately!immediately!

"Starscream, let me warn you one last time, stay away from the Autobots!"

Megatron's threat looked menacing, but Starscream didn't care, and it wasn't the first time Megatron had said that anyway.

"Boss, don't be shy. Although this time you outwitted the rival in love, Yu Tiandi, but if you continue to be so arrogant, who knows if other people will show up."

Starscream looked earnest: "Actually, Optimus Prime's conditions are really good. If you like it, it's okay to marry."

"Enough, Starscream!"

Unexpectedly, it was Jazz who spoke, he seemed very dissatisfied with Starscream: "I said a long time ago, even if they want to be together, it should be Optimus Prime marrying Megatron."

"Who said that, do you think Optimus Prime is suitable for him to marry?"

Well this...

Jazz spread his hands: "I just think Megatron is more suitable to marry, at least the dowry is rich enough."

dowry?

Do you mean the Decepticons?

Thinking of this, Lucy seems to understand something. It turns out that the one who contributed the most to saving the earth is none other than Jazz!

Think about it, if Jazz's plan is really successful, Megatron will marry and bring all the Decepticons as a dowry... This is really an idea that can scare the whole base to tears.

Seeing that Starscream and Jazz were quarreling again because of the issue of marriage, Megatron finally decided to ignore them. Anyway, Starscream was unreliable, and it was not a day or two.

So Megatron looked at Lucy with a pair of red eyes: "I'm so surprised, little girl, you still dare to come to see me, are you planning to give up those stupid humans and come to me?"

Fuck me, Megatron, what you said is a little subtle.

Twitching the corners of her mouth to dismiss some of the odd associations, Lucy chalked this up to Megatron being an alien from Earth who didn't speak very well.

"I have Bee. Of course, even without Bee, I wouldn't want to go to your side. Obviously, robbing a man with a man is simply the greatest tragedy for a woman."

Especially since this man is gay by any measure.

The small half of Megatron's broken head flashed a series of sparks in an instant: "What do you mean by that?"

"It means literally. In fact, to a certain extent, I agree with Starscream and Jazz."

Since it was to delay time, Lucy didn't mind talking a little more nonsense.

Megatron looked very conflicted, why is it so difficult to be a villain these days?

Let's fight with decent people, people say you love each other and kill each other, don't fight, people say you are reluctant to fight, stop fighting, people have something to say that you want to refuse but still welcome.

So, why is it so difficult to be an upright villain! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Even so, Megatron felt that he had to do what he felt he should do, at least he couldn't let Lucy go.

This is a living source of fire. How could the revival of Cybertron be without a source of fire?

"Little girl, I don't want to talk too much nonsense with you, but you have to understand that this world will soon be mine, and of course you will be included. If you are obedient, I will be more polite, but if you Continue to fight against me, and I can't guarantee what will happen to your friends among humans."

Megatron believes that everyone has a weakness, and as long as he can grasp this, he can control Lucy well.

Lucy did not accept such a threat: "You are so old and you still fantasize about ruling the world. Haven't you read comic novels or any film and television works since you've been on Earth for so long?"

All the villain bosses who wanted to rule the world were finally killed by the decent protagonists.

"I don't look at humans—"

"boom!"

Just when Megatron was about to express his contempt for humans, there was a loud explosion outside.

The sudden explosion made everyone stunned for a moment, and Lannos immediately realized: "Starscream and Jazz are not here anymore, maybe something happened to them."

Hearing this, Lucy turned around and ran out. Megatron didn't stop them, but came out with Lucy and the others.

It's just that the scene I saw after coming out made everyone at a loss. Optimus Prime was lying on the ground, Jazz was pressing Optimus Prime hard and didn't want him to get up, although Jazz's size had little effect on Optimus Prime. , but out of trust in Jazz, Optimus Prime thought there was something wrong with Jazz, so he didn't struggle.

Compared with Optimus Prime's side, the other side is much more lively.

Starscream bombards natural enemies!

Yu Natural Enemy probably suffered serious injuries in the previous battle with Optimus Prime, plus Starscream's strength is not weak, and it was a surprise attack, he was actually caught by Starscream when he was unprepared for a while. suppressed.

After a frantic bombardment, before the natural enemy seized the opportunity to fight back, the Starscream that saw Megatron coming out had already flipped back to Megatron's side.

Then, Starscream pointed at him, feeling like the policeman uncle is this person: "Boss, Yu Tiandi hooked up with Optimus Prime behind your back again, I taught him a lesson for you!"

"You bullshit!"

Optimus Prime, who was finally let go by Jazz, heard Starscream's words as soon as he stood up, and he immediately retorted: "There is no special relationship between me and Royal Sky Enemy!"

"You still said no, I saw the two of you rolling together, on the lawn over there!"

Looking in the direction that Starscream pointed, the lawn over there really seemed to be crushed by something. Speaking of which, with the size of Optimus Prime and Natural Enemy, he wanted to roll on the ground without being noticed. It's really a difficult thing.

Regarding Starscream's pointing, compared to Optimus Prime who wanted to clarify himself, Yu Tiandi was obviously more restless, or Yu Tiandi was about to go mad with anger: "Megatron, this is your good subordinate! I just now You almost had the opportunity to kill Optimus Prime, but your men came out to mess with it and ruined everything."

Being able to kill Optimus Prime is of course a bit of an exaggeration, but it's also true that Starscream ruined a good situation.

Looking at the destroyed teleportation device not far away and a few energy pillars scattered around, Lucy thought, it should be the appearance of Starscream that gave Optimus Prime the opportunity to completely destroy the teleportation device.

Megatron glanced at the energy pillar on the ground, and instead of scolding Starscress following what Royal Enemy said, he asked instead: "Compared to that, I want to know what step you have made?"

"I've almost succeeded. If it weren't for your men to come out suddenly, I think I would have done it perfectly."

"Those are not the point." Saying this, Megatron waved his hand towards the dark place: "Take away the energy column."

This sentence made Lannos nervous instantly. He was just about to arrange for someone to recover the energy column, but if there are other Decepticons in the dark, he needs to be more cautious.

Accompanied by Megatron's words, a Mercedes-Benz drove out from the dark. Of course, even if it was a Mercedes-Benz, Lucy recognized it by looking at the sign. If you want to ask which one it is, Lucy can only smile dumbfounded.

But it's not a big problem if you don't know the car. After a while of deformation, what appeared in front of Lucy was the sound wave who had fought against the human base many times, and even had a close communication with Lucy.

Lannos could only watch the sound wave take away the energy column. After all, since there is a sound wave hidden in the dark, who knows if there will be more people?

But when Sonic took his things and was about to leave, Starscream was not reconciled, he suddenly said: "Sonic, don't go, Jazz is over there, do you want to talk to him?"

"Damn it, I said I have nothing to do with him!"

Hearing Starscream's words, he was silent for a second before, but the calm and dangerous sound wave roared out this sentence in an instant: "Starscream, I will warn you for the last time, if you dare to Put me and Jazz together and I'll blow your head off!"

Since Sonic didn't have to stay in the sky to compete with human satellites, Starscream would go to Sonic to chat with him from time to time, from poetry and poetry to philosophy of life, of course, the most talked about was jazz.

Sometimes Soundwave really wanted to rush to the Autobots base and bombard Jazz, and then turned around and bombarded Starscream.

Thanks to Starscream, Sonic has a crush on Jazz and is quite an idiot, which is well-known among the Decepticons, especially when it comes to how Sonic hacked the human network and satellites.

Originally, this matter was for the purpose of obtaining information, but after Starscream relayed it, things changed immediately. For example, they invaded the monitoring of the human base through satellites and network sound waves, and then observed Jazz 24 hours a day.

Anyway, only Sonic knows what he did with the satellite back then, as long as Starscream's words are well-founded, other people will always have some doubts.

This also made Sound Wave feel that the other Decepticons looked at him subtly for a while.

It’s not scary to be gay, what’s scary is that a moron turns on surveillance 24 hours a day to watch your gay!

So just thinking about it, Soundwave couldn't help but want to bombard Starscream, especially since Starscream was talking about this in front of Megatron this time.

Last time Megatron suspected that there was something between him and Jazz, and he was going to criticize the misunderstanding that he and Jazz were together, wasn't it just Starscream who fooled him?

On the contrary, Starscream didn't care about Sonic's retort: ​​"Don't be shy, Sonic, I know you have to take into account the feelings of Barricade, but you can't just forget the old one when you have a new one. Actually, I think Barricade It's not bad, but the jazz is better, think about how you still had a crush on Bumblebee before the roadblock, a man and a woman robbed another man, and it didn't work out in the end, tsk tsk tsk..."

Although the Decepticons' internal gossip is nice to hear, Lucy said that she just doesn't like Starscream getting involved with Bumblebee!

Grinning white teeth at Starscream, Lucy's tone sounded so gloomy: "You like to get Bee involved? Starscream, let me tell you, if I hear you get Bee and the barricade together again, I'll let Bill assign the Jazz a lot of tasks, so that you don't have time to discuss gossip!"

"I'll shut up immediately and never say it again!"

Starscream's immediate correction of attitude after hearing Lucy's threat caused sparks to pop out of Megatron's head again. At the beginning, he threatened to bomb Starscream but couldn't stop Starscream's gossip, but Lucy just passed The way to add tasks to Jazz is solved?

Jazz, who kept lying next to him, was quite dissatisfied: "What does this have to do with me?"

"Why is it none of your business? It's related to your future happiness." Starscream turned to Soundwave again before he finished speaking, "Soundwave, you should say something, don't just be dumb."

"I have nothing to say. If I really want to say, I can only say one thing. When we meet again next time, I will definitely kill him!"

Putting away the energy column, Sonic left without looking back, he really didn't want to stay any longer.

Being with Starscream is simply challenging the limits of the motherboard, especially when there is a Jazz next to Starscream.

Soundwave's reaction made Starscream curl his lips: "How old are you, why are you still so arrogant? Speaking of which, why are there so many arrogant among us Decepticons? The boss is like this, Soundwave is like this, and the roadblock is like this... ... Tsk, the Decepticons really are a bunch of deadly tsunderes when counted like this."

"Starscream, shut up!"

Megatron felt that he really couldn't bear it anymore, and Megatron was not a fool, even if he didn't know what tsundere meant before, but the advantage of the Cybertronians is that they can surf the Internet anytime, anywhere.

The author has something to say: I always feel that this chapter has a lot of slots, it’s just a death _(:з」∠)_

Speaking of which, the sonic deformation car in the movie is super handsome. Of course, look at the price and look even more handsome OTZ

Thanks to Reeeeena for the rocket launcher, it is really a healing little angel QAQ to be smashed when JJ is pumping

Hug me? (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～

(So ​​my Jiageng debt became seven chapters ⊙▽⊙)

PS: Yesterday JJ smoked so much that I couldn’t get up again. I was crying. I couldn’t even open the homepage. (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Well, today I would like to thank all the girls for their blessings, thank CCTV, thank MTV, and the most important thing is to thank Guan San for finally not sleeping with the server in his arms today!

(During this period of time, JJ draws a lot, if I haven’t updated at [-] o’clock in the evening, basically I won’t be able to get up _(:з」∠)_

So I will remember the broken update, and I will make up the update later, _(:з」∠)_It’s the rhythm of crying)