[Twilight + Transformers] All are not human

Hengpao couldn't understand Lucy's blankness: "Aren't you that Lucy?"

"My name is indeed Lucy, but it may be different from what you said." Lucy looked at the horizontal cannon: "Who told you that I have the ability to piss Megatron to death?"

Will Megatron cry, okay?

Just as Hengpao was about to say something, the voice of the ambulance next to him cut in: "Lucy, do you still remember what happened that night when the bumblebee suddenly turned into a human?"

When the Bumblebee was mentioned, Lucy's attention was immediately diverted: "What's wrong with Bee?"

The ambulance looked helpless: "I can't check him for any problems, but if he really turns into a human being, then the biggest problem is that there is no problem."

Since the ambulance can give such a conclusion with certainty, then the bumblebee must be fine.

Lucy remembered that the bumblebee was indeed alive and kicking during this period, and there was no problem.

Lucy couldn't help turning to Bumblebee: "Don't you really feel uncomfortable?"

Bumblebee shook her head honestly: "Lucy, I really feel good, even when I was sleeping with you that night, I changed back without realizing it."

only……

"Sleeping?" The ambulance turned blank in an instant: "Bumblebee, you slept at Lucy's? So, what did you guys do that night?"

"No, no, I didn't, it's not what you think..."

The ambulance ignored him, but looked at Lucy and Bumblebee with a strange look, and Heng Pao even nodded thoughtfully: "It seems that what Sir said is true."

"No, wait, can any of you explain to me what the Jazz said?"

Well... the ambulance's eyes fluttered: "Lucy, let's continue to say that Bumblebee's physical condition has recovered."

"But now I want to figure out the Jazz's problem first."

Lucy intuitively felt that there was something wrong here, and since the ambulance checked the bumblebee and there was nothing wrong with it, then don't worry too much about the bumblebee for the time being.

But looking at the appearance of the ambulance, it was obvious that he didn't intend to talk about it.

So Lucy simply turned to Hengpao: "You speak."

"say what?"

Hengpao didn't understand what to say.

Lucy pointed to Sir who seemed to be discussing something with Bella on the other side and said, "Just tell me, how did Sir describe me and what he said about me."

On this point, Horizontal Cannon is straightforward: "He said that you once scared Megatron to death, and you simply ate the fire source because you were hungry. Also, it is said that you helped Optimus Prime to sleep Megatron, Is this true or false?"

Although the first few items are barely acceptable, but the last one... Hengpao said that even after listening to it so many times, if it is really true, it is indeed a test for the motherboard.

At this time, the ambulance standing next to him had already covered his face deeply: "I, I have other things, let's leave first, you two talk first."

After saying this, the ambulance turned around and left almost impatiently.

Sir, you wish you were lucky, really, brother can't help you this time.

And Lucy... Seeing Hengpao stop, she raised her eyebrows and asked, "Don't worry about whether that's true or not, is that all Sir said?"

"He also said that Bumblebee has a crush on you, but I think the difference between you is so big, it's a bit unrealistic."

If the first few sentences of Bumblebee were just talking nonsense when he was angry with Sir, he would almost jump up when he heard the sentence of Cross Cannon.

How, how could Lucy know about this kind of thing?

Compared to Bumblebee, Lucy looked much calmer: "Do you believe Sir's words?"

Heng Pao glanced at Bumblebee: "I didn't believe it at first, but now I believe it a little bit."

Bumblebee's performance is almost too obvious, isn't it?

From this point of view, Horizontal Cannon admires Lucy quite a lot. Not to mention the previous rumors, everyone can see that when the Bumblebee behaves, Lucy can't even notice it at all. From this point of view It's hard to come by.

It's just that Lucy's next sentence successfully made Heng Pao's face black: "Although what Sir said is nonsense, I think he has at least one sentence right."

"what?"

"You're crazy."

If you can even believe such unreliable things, what is it if you have a problem with your IQ?

Hearing this, Hengpao reflexively wanted to raise the barrel, and his action made Bumblebee standing next to Lucy tense up instantly.

"What are you going to do?!"

But Lucy waved her hand to stop Bumblebee from moving: "Bee, don't be nervous, what he did just proved another sentence of Jazz."

Lucy's calm look almost made Hengpao gnash his teeth: "What did he say?"

"He said that you once had a girl you liked very much, and then you accidentally flirted with it. Later, you are not only crazy, but also have the habit of hitting women. Look, your actions just now prove it at this point."

"you!!!"

Hengpao wanted to raise the barrel of his gun to threaten Lucy, but suddenly thought, if he really did that, wouldn't it be true for his statement that he likes to hit women?

Therefore, he could only grit his teeth at Lucy and squeeze out a sentence: "I'm not crazy, and I don't like beating women!"

"Oh, that's it." Lucy promised without sincerity: "Since you are not, then you can prove it."

How to prove such a thing! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Hengpao felt that he wanted to point the barrel of the gun at Lucy more and more.

On the contrary, Lucy didn't seem to mind at all: "Why, you can't prove it?"

"You, how do you prove such a thing?"

"What a proof," Lucy pointed at Jazz: "If you want to prove that you don't like beating women, then you can beat men. How about it? Are you interested in playing Jazz together?"

In Lucy's opinion, Jazz's actions are simply too much to beat!

Hengpao thought for a while, although Lucy's words were indeed not very nice, but in fact, none of these words were said by herself, what Lucy said was all told to her by Sir, think about it this way, instead of talking with Lucy Losing your temper is not as effective as beating Jazz up.

Hengpao looked at Jazz, gritted his teeth and said to Lucy: "Of course, I'm so interested."

So Lucy finally showed a smiling face: "So what about you, Bee? Are you interested in helping me beat Sir? He said a lot of bad things about me."

Thinking of this, Lucy became angry. Why did she risk so much to save Jazz from Megatron?

Thinking of saving the Jazz, this man dared to talk nonsense behind his back...

It would have been better to have Megatron smash him in the first place!

Of course, this is just a thought.

And Bumblebee has always cooperated with all of Lucy's requests: "Of course it's no problem, Lucy, what do you want to beat Jazz up to?"

"Anyway, your vitality is very strong. I don't think it's nothing to lose an arm or a leg, right?"

Bumblebee thought for a while, nodded and said, "It's okay, an ambulance is here today."

The implication is that as long as the person is not killed, the ambulance can bring the person back.

So Lucy was satisfied: "Then, let's do it to the extent that you can't be beaten to death."

At this time, Jazz on the other side finally realized something was wrong.

Bella watched Lucy walking towards her, and waved happily at Lucy, so Jazz turned his head and saw Lucy, the Hornet and the side cannon walking together.

Lucy and Sidekick walked together, and they didn't look like they were going to fight at all.

Look at Heng Pao's face again... Jazz suddenly felt that his life was in danger.

Who can save him? !

Looking around, there is no way to go to Optimus Prime anyway, Iron Skin has already ate the gasoline tank by himself, the fenders and brakes are basically hopeless, these two are proudly heading towards Karen's house A couple of girls at the school demonstrate how to make ice cream, so the only thing left is... an ambulance!

Jazz almost ran towards the ambulance at the fastest speed in his life.

Seeing Jazz running to the side of the ambulance, Lucy seemed unaffected. After all, the ambulance would not stop her.

Anyway, the ambulance does not want Optimus Prime to know about this, and if Lucy is not allowed to vent her anger, then Lucy must find the rhythm of Optimus Prime.

After all, there is also a gossip about Optimus Prime sleeping with Megatron in the rumors, who would have the guts to let Optimus Prime hear this?

It was only after Jazz gestured and said yes to the ambulance that the ambulance resigned itself to Lucy.

"You want to stop me?"

Lucy looked at the ambulance, not understanding what kind of mentality he was in.

The ambulance shook his head at Lucy: "I just want to remind you of one thing."

"what's up?"

Pointing to Carlisle, who had a good chat with Optimus Prime, the ambulance explained: "Lucy, this is a party for Cullen's family to entertain guests. If you beat Sir here, then you will ruin the banquet venue." , how impolite it is."

This is true.

After thinking about it, Lucy felt that what the ambulance said was correct. The Autobots would still be staying at Karen's house in the future. It would be really bad to ruin their party at this time.

"What do you mean?"

Speaking of this, the ambulance looked back at Sir who was looking at him hopefully: "Lucy, you can take your time with this matter later."

Anyway, Jazz's beating couldn't escape, Ambulance thought, all he could do was to buy Jazz some more time.

Lucy, on the other hand, nodded to the ambulance's words, agreeing very much: "I understand."

All in all, as long as you don't beat him up now, you can beat him up anyway behind your back in the future.

Lucy thought the ambulance was more or less what it meant.

Seeing that Lucy seemed to give up, the ambulance finally breathed a sigh of relief.

But as soon as the ambulance left, Bumblebee couldn't help it: "Lucy, are you really giving up?"

Even if Lucy gave up, but he really wanted to beat Sir, what should he do?

Regarding Bumblebee's question, Lucy shook her head: "I think we can make a good preparation and wait until there is no one..."

Having said that, both the horizontal cannon and the bumblebee understood what Lucy meant.

So Lucy gestured at Bumblebee: "Go and find out all the gifts that Bill and Lannos gave me. I think I can probably leave Jazz with an unforgettable night."

Lucy decides to wait until the party is over and do it right away!

The author has something to say: there are many things during the Spring Festival, and I may not be able to reply to comments, so please forgive me QAQ

After the festival, the cross will try to return it...

Thank you for Huxley's rocket launcher, thank you for the super big body odor mine, hug my dears~

Yesterday's red envelope list is here:

Since the HNCS girl is also a sofa king, she postponed drawing one later, and all six red envelopes and 25 character points have been given away (≧▽≦)/

So today is a red envelope for Mr. Sofa, leave a comment to draw 3 red envelopes, and 25 character points (づ￣3￣)づ

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