[Twilight + Transformers] All are not human

No matter how much Bumblebee felt that the atmosphere was not right, he couldn't care less about it now.

Bumblebee felt that it was probably because his body became human, which made his ability to process information worse to some extent.

But one thing is clear.

"Lucy, I like you."

Lucy asked directly, and Bumblebee answered directly, or at this time, he didn't know what to say other than such a direct expression.

Lucy didn't respond to Bumblebee's answer, but continued to ask, "How much do you like it?"

"...I like it very much."

I don't know what to say about that feeling, but if there are ten points for liking, Bumblebee thinks he can probably give himself eleven points.

After hearing such an answer, Lucy finally gave an answer: "But I don't like you."

"Lucy..."

Such a direct and merciless answer made Bumblebee not know what to say for a while, even though he had been mentally prepared for Lucy to reject him, but Lucy's rejection was too direct and decisive, which made Bumblebee a little helpless. measures.

Seeing his blank look, Lucy couldn't help rubbing Bumblebee's soft blond hair, and then said: "But, Bee, can I invite you to be my dance partner?"

When she said this, Lucy bent slightly, and her movements were really like a gentleman making an invitation to another lady.

But such a sudden change made the bumblebee even more unable to react.

Lucy had turned him down a second ago, and now... of course it was clear what Bumblebee was meant to be a dance partner at the ball.

Lucy what the hell does that mean?

Facing Bumblebee's dazed look, Lucy raised her eyebrows and asked, "Your reaction...is this disagreement?"

"No, no, I..." Bumblebee certainly didn't refuse: "But Lucy, you said before that you don't like me."

Since it has already been declined, why is such an invitation issued?

Such a question made Lucy a little helpless: "Even if I don't like you now, will you not work hard to make me like you? You don't even have the awareness to chase girls. Are you kidding me before?"

"No, I'm not, Lucy, I will never joke with you with this kind of thing!"

Hearing that Lucy doubted him, Bumblebee immediately became anxious. He looked at Lucy with determination and sincerity in his eyes: "Lucy, please believe me, I'm definitely not joking, I really like you."

"Okay," Lucy nodded, "So do you want to go to the dance?"

"of course yes!"

The previous hesitation made Lucy suspicious, so this time Bumblebee answered decisively.

Lucy was very satisfied with his answer, and rubbed Bumblebee's hair again. Lucy narrowed her eyes with a smile: "Then, I'll help you buy clothes there, go and try it on."

Anyway, someone was reimbursed this time, and Lucy was really unceremonious when buying things, even clothes that could be worn to the prom were prepared.

but……

"Lucy, did you buy men's clothes for me?"

"Of course." Lucy was a little puzzled: "Why do you ask such a question?"

Speaking of this, Bumblebee blushed unconsciously: "But, didn't you say that I will wear women's clothes?"

"Did I tell you to wear women's clothes? Did you say that yourself?"

Lucy didn't want Bumblebee to wear women's clothes at all. Anyway, that would be too much sacrifice for Bumblebee.

But Bumblebee didn't think so: "Bella said that the height difference between the two of us is a bit big... so I think if I don't wear women's clothes, I probably won't be able to dance with you."

Such an answer made Lucy sigh helplessly: "Bee, did you forget something?"

"what?"

"I told you yesterday that I will replenish your energy again today. It should almost make you look like last time. You think you will wear women's clothes and I will go dancing together in men's clothes. It really won't scare you." person?"

Bumblebee:"……"

So it really is the human form that is inconvenient, right?Even his memory has deteriorated. If Lucy had said it before, he could even keep a diary for himself and set a reminder.

But if this is the case, then what is the reason for the women's clothing he has been struggling with for a long time and the women's steps at home for so long?

For the first time, Bumblebee experienced what it would be like to be made to cry stupidly.

So, when the furniture store brought the bed, Lucy went to clean up the house, and Bumblebee had to practice male steps again in front of the instructional video on the computer.

It is really a bitter tear to say.

But during dinner, Lucy struggled with the bumblebee's recipe for a long time.

"The ambulance said that you can also eat a small amount of human food, but it is best to eat something high in calories and easy to convert, so... Shall I help you prepare a cup of hot chocolate?"

With the weather getting colder now anyway, a cup of hot chocolate is obviously the best of both worlds for warming up and energizing at the same time.

Bumblebee is not picky about what to eat, anyway, in his opinion, as long as it is made for him by Lucy, it is the best food.

Just looking at Lucy busy in the kitchen, Bumblebee couldn't help but think of "A Thousand Things a Good Man Should Learn to Do for His Girlfriend" that he saw on the Internet before. Since Lucy gave him such an opportunity, then Bumblebee felt that he should work hard no matter what.

So when Lucy finished dinner and was about to start clearing the table, Bumblebee stood up first, pushed Lucy back on the chair again, and said, "Let me do these, I don't think I can always To keep you busy, but I don't do anything."

Eat at Lucy's, live at Lucy's, pay for it, and even the daily housework is done by Lucy...

Bumblebee thinks that if this continues, he will really become a man raised by Lucy. What do humans say?Boyfriend?

Touching his own face, Bumblebee felt that he still had to be a little manly.

So in the end Bumblebee insisted on wearing an apron and went to the kitchen to wash the dishes.

As for Lucy, since someone takes the initiative to share the housework, it is of course the best, but...

Lucy looked at the bumblebee in her apron with a big strawberry pattern, so skilled in her movements, she looked like a new generation of excellent housewives.

Lucy the Bumblebee really didn't have that kind of liking beyond ordinary affection, and she didn't even think it would happen before today, but... maybe that's not such a bad thing.

Lucy is aware of her situation, she will live for a long time, until all her human relatives and friends are dead, she still looks young, so Lucy has long been not expecting to be able to find someone she likes like an ordinary human girl The boy is married.

Lucy felt that if she didn't want to die alone, then she had to marry a non-human.

And the non-human beings that Lucy knows now are nothing more than the aliens from cybertron, and...werewolves and vampires.

Leaving aside werewolves, their lifespan is not particularly long. The point is that Lucy doesn't want to marry a vampire at all.

Regardless of whether it was the Cullen family or the Victoria trio later, Lucy had only one perception of vampires: fish-lipped vampires!

Lucy wasn't going to spend the rest of her life with a vampire.

Although it is cool enough in summer, it is useless in winter.

So when Bumblebee said that sentence, Lucy couldn't help but want to ask herself, isn't this okay?

In the past, Lucy would not have considered such a thing with a metal body and a body shape that was too many times different, but now, she only needs to replenish a little energy from the fire source to the bumblebee on a regular basis, then he will It can be maintained like this.

He is warm and soft, no different from a human being.

But his life was just as long.

So why not?

Moreover, even if there is no such feeling for the bumblebee now, it is not difficult for Lucy to accept the bumblebee.

They used to get along very well.

When Bumblebee came out of the kitchen after wiping his hands, it was Lucy who had been staring at him.

"Lucy, don't you watch TV?"

"No, I'm watching you wash the dishes."

Lucy answered these words directly, without the slightest bit of self-consciousness of staring at others for a long time.

On the contrary, Bumblebee was a little embarrassed: "It's my first time doing it, is it bad?"

Although it was done according to what was written on the Internet, it was really the first time for Bumblebee to do housework, so it was inevitable that she was a little worried about what she did not do well.

Lucy shook her head: "Except that the speed is a little slower, everything else is fine. I can't believe it's your first time doing it. When I washed the dishes for Irene for the first time, I seemed to smash the dishes, and it wasn't I smashed one, it was a pile, and I accidentally smashed all the plates on the ground that night."

Speaking of this, Lucy herself also finds it a bit funny. She still remembers how at a loss she was at that time. As a result, the more nervous and flustered she was, the more likely she was to make mistakes. In the end, she accidentally bumped into the stacked plates next to her, and of course she smashed them one slice.

Lucy's words made Bumblebee finally relax a bit, and he showed a smile: "So it seems that my learning ability is not bad? Did you look at me before and worry that I accidentally smashed all the dishes?"

"That's not it, I just watched you in a daze."

"daze?"

"Because I was thinking about your possibility as a boyfriend."

This sentence immediately made Bumblebee nervous: "...then you have come to a conclusion?"

"Yes," Lucy nodded, "I think you are indeed a good choice as a boyfriend, so next time, Bee, you have to work hard to make me like you, you know that the boys in school who want to chase me are not One or two."

Lucy can't be called a campus goddess, but her excellent and sweet appearance, excellent grades in school, and lovable personality make her very popular among boys.

Of course, Lucy's words were just a joke, but it made Bumblebee serious: "Lucy, don't worry, I will definitely pursue you well, and I won't give others a chance."

"Then you'd better grow up before you say that next time."

Bumblebee is right when he thinks about it, he is not as tall as Lucy now, it is really funny to say this.

But when Lucy pulled Bumblebee into his bedroom, her first words stunned Bumblebee.

"Now, take off all your clothes."

Now that the body is getting bigger, the current clothes will be broken, so it's better not to wear them in the first place.

Lucy's idea was simple, but Bumblebee, who didn't react for a while, looked at Lucy dumbfounded.

To take off or not to take off, this is really a very serious question!

The author has something to say: ⊙▽⊙Do you take off the rhubarb?Do you take it off?Do you take it off?

(Please like Rhubarb who is becoming more and more virtuous, and will be more virtuous in the future. As for manliness, let this thing go with the wind =￣ω￣=)

Thank you for Yinlian's rocket launcher here, hug me

(It hurts so much when my aunt comes, the most frightening thing is that the temperature here in the cross has dropped so much, it is said that it will snow Σ(°△°|||)︴

It's freezing to death, okay? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻)

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