The school grass's sales contract

"Hey Gucao, why is this fried noodles so salty?"

"It's not salty," it's just adding three spoonfuls of salt for you, cough cough.

"I want to eat yours, bring it." He sat across from me and brought my bowl to him.

"Hey, don't grab it," I stood up, bent over, picked up the noodles and put them in my mouth.

"Look, yours isn't salty!" He also kept stuffing the noodles into his mouth, too quickly, so both of them choked, and sprayed the noodles out on the other's face at the same time... ...

"Hey, tell me why you came to me," I have gradually lost patience with this person.

"Because you are a school grass."

I tilted my head, "Can you be more perfunctory?"

"I am in the late stage of color control."

I rolled my eyes at him.

"Hiring a part-time worker and hiring a handsome man part-time are two different things, okay?" He was gesticulating, why was he so excited?

"Who wants to work for you, are all the handsome guys in your school dead?"

"Our school grass is not good, weak and sick, and can't do any rough work."

"...Yuan Yan, don't go too far."

"As long as you are like this, it suits my taste best. I'm going to be suffocated to death at home."

It seems that this guy's parents should be on business trips frequently, and there are no other relatives at home.

"Let me ask you, where did you get that contract?" I got down to business.

"From the sky," he gave me a rather provocative look.

"You said it, I want to know." The most annoying thing is this kind of secretive.

"Why, what's wrong?"

"Yes, there is a big problem. I think I have become very strange recently."

"You think you're weird too? You're still a little self-aware."

"Anyway, my senses have become sharper, and I seem to be able to see things invisible to the naked eye."

"Things invisible to the naked eye... like what?"

"For example..." I looked at his upper body, "I can see your heart beating."

"Aren't you talking nonsense, idiot, I'm dead, my heart doesn't beat?"

"Oh, that's not what I meant."

"It's hard talking to you."

"Also, let me tell you, I can't hear you say those words without words, and I can't say them myself."

"What do you mean?" He tilted his head.

"If you say it, it will be very uncomfortable, and it will be over."

He looked at me like a strange person, "Did you not take your medicine again today?"

"I'm not sure yet, I'll have to experiment to know."

"How to test?"

"let me see......"

I covered my mouth and shut it up immediately, am I a fool? If he knew that I couldn't go against his wishes, wouldn't he try to punish me?My IQ even despises myself, if I really want to experiment, I have to secretly find the right time.