The Fangyuan Tiandi of the Reborn Farmer

Shen Jiaming has been very irritable recently.Everyone can understand if you say it, after all, it is not a pleasant experience for anyone to be interrupted n times during ooxx.But can this be said?It's really unspeakable, unspeakable, and there is nowhere to vent the fire.

This is not the same situation today - he and Zhang Di had a perfect dinner, both stripped off, had a joyful foreplay, and when they were about to get down to business, the phone on the bedside table persistently rang crazily.

"Forget it, you go pick it up!" Shen Jiaming was defeated again in the end.He knew it, he knew it, he really owed the Jiang family a lot of money in his previous life!That's why I spent half my life working as cattle and horses for the Jiang family, and now I've been harassed again.

"You are too bored, you should spend more time talking with him, and be considerate, considerate is a must, and there should be occasional small surprises,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,," People teach 32 tricks to chase people.

"En, er, er," Jiang Mingrui listened patiently while taking notes. Those who didn't know would think Mr. Jiang was working on some important plan!

"It's enough, that kid couldn't catch up with his wife, and made us suffer." Seeing Zhang Di finally put down the phone, Shen Jiaming couldn't help complaining.

Zhang Di laughed out loud, and flew onto the bed pamperingly touching the head of the person on the bed: "So let's help him catch him up early! Chuwu is also a good guy, and when the time comes to catch him, You don't have to worry about them all day!"

"Who? Who's worried about them?" Shen Jiaming almost bit his tongue.

"Yes, yes, you don't worry about them, you worry about me, okay, look, this place is still calling for your concern!"

┉┉┉┉┉┉The following is the bin Laden dividing line ┉┉┉┉┉┉┉┉The summer vacation of the freshman year passed, and when the military training ushered in, Chuwu breathed a sigh of relief.Otherwise, Jiang Mingrui would hang around every two days, and would succeed in getting the right to share the same bed every time, it couldn't be worse.

What is even more cruel is this kind of "dangling", which cannot be escaped even during holidays.Because Jiang Mingrui can follow home completely, and even he has no human rights at home. Dad, dad, grandma, grandpa, and Chuwen are all on Jiang Mingrui's side, okay?

"Mingrui, was T City No. [-] Middle School also so chaotic when you were in class? The students fought a lot?" Chu's mother looked at Chuwen and asked worriedly.

"What's wrong? Chuwen?" Jiang Mingrui also had a lot of patience with his future mother-in-law!

"It's not Chuwen, it's Chuqing. I went to Grandpa Xiaowu's place to deliver fruit two days ago, and I happened to meet Chuqing. The kid's temper is getting bigger and bigger, and he keeps saying, what the hell is this family, even if you want some money No fucking, you say this, this is what a child said, I heard that he has always been lavish, and he spent a lot of money this semester, and he also learned to smoke secretly, tsk tsk,,,"

Chu Wu, who was listening with his head bowed: ",,,," he obviously reminded his second uncle to pay attention to Chu Qing's during the Chinese New Year in winter, even though Shan Yurong is quite hateful!

"By the way, this year's election is also over. Wang Yuehua deserves it. She still wants to run for the director of the Women's Federation. Now people in the village will take a detour when they see her. No one will choose her at all..."

When Chu's mother chatted with Jiang Mingrui, there were really many topics. While talking, she didn't forget to take time to stare at Chuwu, her eyes were full of "why is this child so indifferent to Mingrui", such blame.

"Why did you come out? I don't need your help here. Treat Mingrui to me well. He treats you so well. You can't treat your friends like this..." At the beginning, Wu came out with Chu's mother and wanted to help and hide When driving someone, the first mother's stare directly becomes an education.

Chu Wu: ",,,," Do you know that this person has evil intentions, ahhhhhhh!You are my own mother, can't I go back?

So when the date of the military training arrives, someone changes the previous thinking that the military training is good when the freshman starts reporting. They are all strangers, and they will not be embarrassed if they are embarrassed. Instead, it becomes: Military training should always be too busy. Time to harass me!This kind of chuckle.

I no longer have to worry about falling asleep and falling into someone else's arms when I go to bed every day. I can set off firecrackers to celebrate, okay?

But the facts proved that Chu Wu's joy was definitely too early.Yes, there is really no need to worry about sleeping, because there are 16 people in the military training dormitory, it is absolutely impossible for someone to come here, and that person said he would not participate in the military training.

But other things are not so pleasant.

"Our instructor is so handsome, so manly, hey,,,," this is the voice of the girls crying with joy.

"This is our instructor? It doesn't look older than us!" This is what the boys thought.

"Why did it fall into the hands of this stupid man? It's really unpleasant for my buddy to become the immediate boss!" This was Chuwu's own. He wiped his eyes and had to admit that Lei Cheng was the one in front of the team who scolded with a straight face. guy!He was not a white person before, but now that he joins the army, he has completely become a black charcoal head.

Different from Chuwu's complaints, Lei Cheng is in a high mood now.Is it good to join the army?It doesn't matter if you don't get into B University!Is there anyone who can apply for military training as an instructor!Additional benefits can also be applied for, there is no company with acquaintances!

"You, come out!"

Chu Wu: "Yes, instructor."

He can see that this guy, Lei Cheng, is now showing his bad taste and tricking his acquaintances. He has been named n times this morning, and he can only gnash his teeth.Who told this guy to be harmless, so he can only play with him while gnashing his teeth!

"This classmate, your military posture is very standard. You can demonstrate it to everyone in front!" Lei Cheng looked at Chuwu and showed his white teeth.

And these are still light. During the lunch break, Chu Wu once again received an instruction from the instructor: "You, come out and follow me."

Then at the door of the instructor's dormitory, when he saw someone leaning against the door, Chu Wu deeply felt the malice of being duped into a trap by teaming up, and had the urge to turn around and leave, as a deserter, what should I do?

Why?Didn't this person say he would not participate in military training?Why are you here?

"Aren't you tired? I made this with my own hands and sent it here specially. You have to eat more and lose weight now." Jiang Mingrui remembered every word that love coach Zhang Di said. Talk more, don't be too boring, Be gentle and considerate, don't you just practice it now?

Chu Wu: ",,,," The words of concern are so plain, is it really okay dear, the most important thing is "what do you mean by cooking yourself?" Jiang Mingrui cooks?

"It's delicious, you really made it?" Chu Wu asked in surprise after taking a sip of the food Jiang Mingrui brought.These meals are indeed delicious, but he can clearly tell that this is not Xuan Ning's craftsmanship, nor is it anyone he has eaten, so it really is... (someone knows that Jiang Mingrui will not lie to himself Yes, but still asking this question, can everyone understand?)

"Well, I did it." Different from the superficial calmness, Jiang Mingrui observed Chu Wu's expression without any trace, and it was only at this moment that he really let go of his heart.I have learned the skills from Mr. Feng since I was in high school. I must praise myself for my foresight.

"Hey, buddy, if I let you in, you won't tell me, you just brought Chuwu's food alone?" Lei Cheng looked at Chuwu, who was eating very deliciously, and had no self-consciousness at all. Some of the ungrateful ones who were going to feed him got angry.

Chu Wu looked up at Heitan's head, smiled with his small white teeth, and continued to bury his head in his meal.This was made by Jiang Mingrui himself, you naughty one, o(￣ヘ￣o#)

Different from the one-sidedness and full momentum on the training ground just now, Lei Cheng has nothing to do with Jiang Mingrui and Chuwu now, but in the end, under the disgusted eyes of the two, "Why are you still here?", he turns around and gives way The site was given to two people in the house.

"When did you learn to cook?" Seeing that a certain instructor had finally left, Chuwu couldn't help asking what he had been wanting to ask.

"High school," Jiang Mingrui said, thinking about the secrets of chasing people again: "I learned it in high school. I think we will be together in the future. We don't need any outsiders in our house. I can cook for you."

Chu Wu: ",,," Who wants to be with you, hello!But why can't you say it if you refuse it?It must be cannibalism, it must be like this!

"Beep~beep~" On the second night of the military training, just as Chu Wu fell asleep, the whistle of emergency assembly rang through the entire compound.

The spirit lake water these years is not for nothing, nor is it for nothing to be good at fighting. Although the training is a bit tiring, it is completely within the acceptable range.So when he heard the sound, he jumped up in a timely manner, and by the way woke up some people in the dormitory who were covering their ears.

"I just dreamed of the beauty, ah ah ah! My brother had to let me come to this ghost place. Why can't I ask for leave as Jiang Mingrui?" Tang Jiayu roared and immediately fell on the bed.

The final assembly, of course, goes without saying that the four brothers (Chu Wu, Xin Jile, Qie Yiming, Tang Jiayu) were late.

Lei Cheng was pleasantly surprised.In the past two days, his career as an instructor has changed from a whim of bad taste to an enthusiastic fight with these talented students.

Of course, the key point was Chu Wu, Jiang Mingrui and Chu Wu didn't allow themselves to take a bite of takeaway, such "vengeance", it was simply not a gentleman if they didn't take revenge.However, all his "embarrassments" in the past two days failed to stop Chu Wu.But tonight, I caught this man by accident, o(n_n)o haha ​​~ "you look like what the pillars should have, cheer me up and stand at attention!" Lei Cheng first looked at the already serious face The one who arrived gave the order.

"If it's a war, you will drag the whole army back!" Then Lei Cheng showed his white teeth and lectured to the four people who rushed over.

Tang Jiayu also knew Lei Cheng, so he shrank his neck and could only accept his fate.

Chu Wu, Xin Jile, and Qie Yiming: ",,,," it seems that what should I do if Tang Jiayu, who is dragging his feet, is beaten up and swollen?

"That's it for tonight, everyone disbands."

"Whoever lets you go, those who are late run twenty laps around the playground, and the rest are disbanded," Lei Cheng said with a mouthful of white teeth.

Chu Wu: ",,,," It's okay, it's okay, twenty laps is a trivial matter.

On the morning of the third day, Lei Cheng changed the main exercise into military boxing.The objective reason is that military boxing must be learned, and it is also a competition event during military parades.The subjective reason is that after watching Chuwu run twenty laps, he is not as embarrassed as imagined by a certain instructor, and wants to really fight against Chuwu.

I still remember that kid Chuwu was able to stop his own fist back then.Hmph, can I still do it now?Someone who is full of self-confidence after a year of military career promotion is looking forward to it.