Thousand Kings I

"Thousand Kings I (King of Liars)" Author: Suyoubing

brief introduction:

Suyoubing, the author of the great god level, has been long-awaited to publish!

The super-beautiful illustrator Maoshu puts all his effort into the illustrations!

Fei Tianyexiang wrote the preface with love!

Feng Nong + Feitian Yexiang + Gu Xuerou + Huangshan + 304 Culture + Feimo are highly recommended!

Contains four hilarious episodes——

Out of Thousands + Back to Earth + Star Letter Society + Group Battle

The only liar nemesis in the world—"Thousand Kings" Shen Yuliu somehow became a hostage of aliens and was forced to participate in the selection meeting of the crown prince of the Golden Lion King system.He lives in an alien planet, and his heart is on the earth. Even if he can't return to the earth immediately to do good, he will continue to strive to give full play to the talents of Qianwang, circling among the major forces in the outer galaxy, and paving a way home out of nothing.Home is close at hand, but the king of the mercenary galaxy is following him. Only then did he realize that because of a short-term debt, his relationship with the king had to be continued...

Civil strife broke out in the Bauhinia galaxy, the Golden Lion galaxy was dark and turbulent, the Saint En galaxy was scattered, and the Mercenary galaxy was ready to go!A conspiracy that spanned two generations surfaced, and the relationship between the four major galaxies became delicate.Shen Yuliu, the thousand king, was robbed again, and his relationship with the king of the mercenary galaxy dropped to a freezing point; Shen Yuliu was robbed again, determined to make a clean break with the king of the mercenary galaxy; Shen Yuliu was robbed again, repaired with the king of the mercenary galaxy, and joined forces .

About the Author:

Suyoubing is written in a humorous and hilarious way. "Thousand Kings" is the first published work of Suyoubing after a year. By describing the story of young people who are brave and witty and return to their hometown, it has established a witty and courageous role for young people. , a role model who does not compromise with cruel fate.

Upper part

One hundred and one tricks to deal with aliens in the first game

When Prince Huang opened the door of the multi-functional conference hall, he saw that the boss chair he used to sit in was occupied by a strange figure from behind.The appearance of the visitor taking the magpie's nest for granted displeased him, and he immediately forgot all the polite remarks he had prepared before pushing the door open, and asked in a bad tone: "Shen Yuliu?"

"Prince Huang?" The other party asked quickly.

The clear and melodious voice calmed Prince Huang's unhappiness a little, and made him tease: "How can you prove that you are Shen Yuliu?"

"I've proved it." The boss chair slowly turned around, revealing the true face of that person—this is a young man dressed as a gentleman in the middle ages in Europe, with a very good appearance, and a three-point smile even when he doesn't smile, with thin lips and a straight nose , bright eyes, when he looks at you with all his attention, you can't help but believe that you are his best friend.

Prince Huang did not dare to treat him as a friend, "proof?"

"You are wary of me." Shen Yuliu adjusted his hat with a smile, "From the time you entered the door to now, you have always regarded me as a liar. I am indeed, and I am the most brilliant kind of liar—Qian Wang .”

Prince Huang curled his lips and said: "Shouldn't a liar make the other party believe him? What kind of liar is a liar who can't fool others?"

Shen Yuliu looked at him in surprise, "You want me to lie to you? Just like Chen Moumou who cheated you of 3000 million yuan?"

Prince Huang's momentum weakened, "Of course not. I'm just trying to see if you can really help me get back 3000 million yuan."

"I'm afraid I can't." Shen Yuliu picked up the remote control and turned on the screen—two men chatting happily with their shoulders crossed appeared in the middle of the screen, "Chen Moumou is very vigilant, and he is only willing to pay a deposit of 500 million."

Prince Huang said: "I spent 1000 million to hire you to help me get back 500 million? Is my math taught by aliens?"

"Don't worry, don't worry, calm down."

"Compared to my crazy move of sending 1000 million yuan to hire you, I'm as calm as an ice sculpture now!" Prince Huang said irritably, "Why are you still sitting here? Why don't you go to the scene immediately to fix it!"

"I think you misunderstood something? I am the thousand kings."

"That's why I'm willing to spend 1000 million to hire you! But now you make me feel stupid."

"When you buy a peach mobile phone, the chairman of the peach group will stand in front of the counter and smile at you, saying welcome next time?"

"Don't use nonsense to perfuse me. You know the content of our agreement. If you can't do it, I won't let you go."

The old god Shen Yuliu said: "Don't be restless. It's just 500 million this time. Being cheated once of 3000 million or six times of 500 million, which one do you think is more frustrating?"

Huang Taizi asked suspiciously: "Is he so stupid?"

"Stupidity depends on the target. We must face up to it. When the target is you, he succeeds."

"..."

"But it's me he's meeting now." Shen Yuliu touched his fingers and said confidently, "My business has been very successful since I debuted for so long."

Prince Huang said: "Your job is to sit in the office with the air conditioner blowing on and watch the screen playing tricks?"

"It would be even better if I had another cup of Biluochun." Seeing Prince Huang's gloomy face, he replied tactfully, "Yes, I'm only in charge of planning."

This 1000 million is really wronged!

The remorseful Huang Taizi brought his attention back to the screen: "They have finished signing the contract."

On the screen, two middle-aged men in neat suits signed the contract and reluctantly broke up.After one of them confirmed that the other had left, he turned around and waved the contract in the direction of the camera to show that the task was completed.

Shen Yuliu did not hesitate to give high praise to this seemingly honest but capable extras, "You have found a good bait."

Prince Huang said with emotion: "I like Oriental Hollywood, where any passer-by has the potential to be an actor."

Shen Yuliu said: "At this time, I thought you would praise me who is close at hand for my thorough strategy and perfect plan, instead of evaluating passers-by who are thousands of miles away. They won't be moved if they don't hear it, but I will...you Do you want to do it again?"

Prince Huang turned to stare at him with sincere eyes, "Shen Yuliu, you are a liar."

"Thank you for your affirmation. It seems that our relationship has moved from ordinary friends to good friends."

...We have known each other for less than half an hour, what kind of ordinary friends are we?

"No, no, no, no, no..." Crown Prince Huang rejected his proposal with countless "no", "For the safety of my life and property, I think it's better for us not to be friends."

"I never lie to my friends. After getting along for a long time, you will find that I am warm, kind, sincere and reliable in life. I never asked for sick leave during the World Cup."

"That's rare. But do you have a boss? Who do you call in sick?"

"It doesn't matter. What matters is that I never lie to my friends."

"But you are Shen Yuliu. I'm not questioning you, I'm questioning the authenticity of every word you say."

"Okay." Shen Yuliu stood up, gently stroking the brim of the gentleman's hat with his fingers, "For the sake of how much you dislike me, next time you come to me again, I will still charge you the full price."

Prince Huang said: "After being defrauded of 3000 million, the madness of taking out 1000 million to ask a bigger liar to recover the 3000 million defrauded is enough. I don't think we will have a next time."

Shen Yuliu clutched his chest and said, "Your heartlessness makes me sad."

"Would liars be sad too?" Thinking of the 3000 million he was cheated of, Prince Huang gritted his teeth.

"You have too much misunderstanding about liars." Shen Yuliu put his hands on the back of the chair, "Most liars in this world are human beings, and animals have not yet occupied the mainstream market, although they always have some surprising ways to win. For more We have a good grasp of the mentality of our target customers, we have thoroughly studied human nature, and we attach great importance to other people's views and emotional fluctuations on us, and our hearts are fragile and sensitive."

Prince Huang: "..." Why does it sound so creepy?

"Thank you for the hospitality these days. I'm going to spend the 1000 million I just made on vacation in Hawaii. Life is good, isn't it?"

Seeing that he was leaving, Prince Huang was anxious, "How about the remaining five times?"

Shen Yuliu looked at his watch and said, "Of course not now. His heart and self-esteem were injured and he needs some time to recuperate."

"I got hurt too. 3000 million hurt."

"Not everyone can afford such an expensive injury." Seeing Prince Huang's unfriendly expression, Shen Yuliu comforted him, "Just wait for me to come back from vacation. Believe me, I will definitely give you a bigger and more perfect surprise when the time comes." If you are worried, you can come with me. I treat you."

"Where are you going?"

"Hawaii."

"Don't worry, in the next three years, you will never see me in America...bye!"

"You hate me so much, aren't you afraid that I'll grab a fortune before I leave?" Shen Yuliu waved his hands in a good mood when he saw Prince Huang's complexion suddenly changed, "Just kidding. You are my friend, and I wouldn't treat a friend like this. Tsk, you are mine friend?"

"...Yes." Unspeakably aggrieved.

"Good-bye, then, dear friend!"

"It will be indefinite later."

"Don't encourage me to refuse the remaining five times."

With a froze face, Prince Huang said word by word: "Happy vacation, go early and return early! I'll wait for you to come back." After the matter is over, we will never communicate with each other!

In November, S City is as warm as spring.

Under the setting sun, the sea breeze blew slightly and sparkled.The old people are walking along the coastline in their shirts, the children are playing mischievously, and the young parents are walking slowly together. The picture is peaceful and beautiful.

Not far from them stood a big colorful umbrella.

Under the umbrella, Shen Yuliu sat cross-legged on the recliner, muttering annoyedly: "Sure enough, I should go to Hawaii, Hawaii... Who said that S City is China's Hawaii, and what Hawaii is without beach girls, tsk!" He automatically adjusted his vision to a funeral black and white, "Don't talk about beach girls, even