Thousand Kings I

Are you strong? "

Shen Yuliu opened his eyes, "That character is poorly pronounced, and the dispatcher is poor."

"What about the bad ones?"

"...It's the same word."

Romani had an expression of "Isn't that a bad husband?": "It seems that "Universe Magazine" is right, people on earth are really humble."

"..." Shen Yuliu pondered for a moment, closed his eyes as if giving up, and said, "Let's understand it this way."

It was rare for Romani to see Shen Yuliu being so talkative, and he was a little uncomfortable, "You have nothing else to say?"

Shen Yuliu said: "Discuss when I will go home?"

"I can't make the decision for now. But don't worry, I will find a way."

"Do you need me to help you recall what happened every time you said 'Relax'? A handsome, unrestrained and personable young man on earth who lived carefree and free, left his home naked and became a prisoner, and set foot on a man's disguise. The road of split personality where one woman plays two roles, almost perishes with a turkey tied with a time bomb. In the end, she repays her hatred with kindness. In order to protect the two thieves who persecuted her, she made a glorious act of self-sacrifice. Waiting for the verdict on the football field, and the people wearing the jersey are a group of alien visitors! After such ups and downs of life and death, he finally saw the dawn of returning home, but he heard my most trusted person say to me, sorry, then Just a flashlight dying of batteries. Can you understand that feeling!"

The words "the person I trust the most" hit Romani's heart, making him bathed in a sea of ​​guilt and unable to save himself, "I'm sorry."

Hearing the deep guilt in his voice, Shen Yuliu reluctantly opened his eyes.

Romani stood by the side like a little daughter-in-law, and seeing him look over, she immediately showed pitiful eyes, "I don't know Jing Ke, who is he?"

"... It's useless to know him. He was not on the football team, but the fencing team." Shen Yuliu sat up, patted the seat beside him, "Come here."

Romani sat down.

Shen Yuliu said: "If you really feel guilty towards me, just be honest. What kind of plan have I been involved in?"

Romani said, "Did you notice it?"

"Tsk, I'm really sorry that I didn't let you at your mercy like a puppet doll."

"I didn't mean that, I just..." Romani bowed his head poorly, "I'm sorry."

"The top three words I hate the most are," Shen Yuliu stretched out his finger and pointed, "'Don't worry', 'I'm sorry', and 'Romani'."

"Actually, the exact pronunciation of my name is not Romani, but a homonym. My real name is... Sima Yi. Do you know me?"

Shen Yuliu's eyes widened.Although his idol of the Three Kingdoms is Zuo Ci, if Sima Yi is equal to Romani, the IQ of the heroes of the Three Kingdoms will be re-evaluated, at least collectively lowered by a light year...

so horrible.

Maybe an empty city plan will come true—Sima Yi went to Zhuge Liang’s house and rang the doorbell, and Zhuge Liang replied inside: I’m not here.So Sima Yi left.

Shen Yuliu covered her face.

"He is from Earth. My father liked him very much, so he named me like this. You can call me Sima Yi."

"Okay, Romani."

"Si, Ma, Yi!"

Shen Yu grinned and said, "I curse the name Romani so easily, please don't change my habits at will."

"You haven't smiled at me for a long time." Romani's focus is always different from ordinary people.

Shen Yuliu said: "On the earth, if an animal shows its teeth to an animal, it means that it is ready to attack."

Romani said, "We are not animals."

Shen Yuliu said: "That's why I restrained my urge to poke your head with a sharp light tube while riding on your neck. You are lucky!"

"..." Romani touched the back of his neck with a serious face, "What did you just say? Oh, my name is Sima Yi, and I come from the Mercenary Galaxy. The biggest purpose of our trip is to prevent Chu Yinglan from marrying Princess Huameimeng. "

Shen Yuliu finally raised some interest, "That's what I want to hear."

Romani stared at him blankly.Shen Yuliu looked back at him expectantly.

Half a minute passed.Romani murmured, "I'm done."

Shen Yuliu was very dissatisfied with such a perfunctory answer, "Why did you go to the earth to find candidates? Why did you have to attend the concubine selection banquet? What did you and You Qiqiao steal in the palace? Don't try to deny it, you don't have the IQ to lie. And , Where the hell is Youqiqiao's king?"

"Can I just answer the first two?"

"Yes. After you answer the first two in sequence, then answer the first two in reverse."

Romani pretended not to understand, "I wanted to sneak into the banquet. I planned to take a ride with the envoys of the Amurt planet, but before we got close, their spaceship exploded. Don't look at me like that. All I have to do is send Apart from their warm and cordial request for communication, there is nothing...too late to do. Their spaceship was blown to pieces, like meat pies chopped by a knife, and the envoys, candidates, spaceships...all of them were wiped out. I I thought, maybe this is a test given to me by fate, let me start from scratch. So I modified the shape of the spaceship to make it more like the backward Amurt manufacturing, and then connected to the earth network through Emma to find suitable candidates. Uh, It just so happens that our route is very close to the earth, and I am indeed a lover of earth culture, not only me, but also my father, my grandfather, and my family.”

Shen Yuliu said: "Next question."

Romani hesitated, and said: "As you said, another reason for us to choose the concubine's banquet is to steal something important. My task is to cooperate and cover. We originally thought that their guards were very strict, so we sneaked in It's not easy, so I want to borrow the identity of the candidate, who knows..." The degree of freedom of entry and exit is very high, and their seamless plan was wasted for nothing.

If Shen Yuliu knew his admiration for this flawed plan, he would definitely shoot him into a hedgehog with a Zhuge crossbow.

"Have you got something?"

Romani kept his mouth shut.

Shen Yuliu said to himself, "So there wasn't."

Romani was shocked: "How do you know?"

Shen Yuliu said: "You have a pair of crystal clear eyes."

"Thank you for the compliment." Romani spread his hands regretfully and said, "Even if you use a soft policy, that's all I can reveal."

Shen Yuliu took out the computer, "You are not the only one who can make a sound in this world."

"What can the computer find?" Romani paused, then said worriedly, "Many news on the Internet are fictitious, distorted, and unrealistic... What are you looking at?"

"I'm looking at the mercenary galaxy, you obviously eat normal food, why haven't I seen it?"

"In order to pretend to be the planet Amurt, I prepared a nutritional supplement package unique to the planet Amurt. You know that they are poor in resources. Of course, this is no longer necessary. What do you want to eat?"

"Pine nut corn, corn shrimp balls, mushroom corn soup, braised bamboo shoots in oil, lotus root and bamboo shoots in cold sauce, a pot of Biluochun after dinner... If you don't have it, please say no, don't bring some food that they don't even know what they are. .”

"No."

"...Actually, human beings are also animals. I'm considering releasing the inhuman side, pulling out that light tube and inserting it into your head."

"It's not on the spaceship, but it will be back in the mercenary galaxy."

Speaking of this, Shen Yuliu's expression changed, "Do you know why your king wants to keep me?"

"This is..."

"Why exactly?"

Romani Zhuan, who was asked by Shen Yuliu, threw the question to Youqiqiao who was fiddling with the mechanical model with great interest.

You Qiqiao asked lazily: "He asked you to ask?"

"Half it was my own curiosity."

You Qiqiao looked up at him, "You were not so curious before."

Romani said: "I used to think I knew everything."

"Who exposed this poor lie?"

"It should be... the improvement of self-awareness." Romani said, "Does this have anything to do with you keeping Shen Yuliu? He is just an ordinary earthling."

You Qiqiao tightened the screws and said casually: "But he is very interesting."

"interesting?"

"Just like luck."

"Lucky?"

"Don't repeat my key words."

Romani said: "I can't find other words to express the shock in my heart. I don't see any similarities between him and luck, no, not even similarities."

You Qiqiao said: "It makes me really want to keep them in captivity, does it count?"

Romani said with a mournful face, "Can it be counted? I promised to send him back to Earth. I don't want to be Guo Zimo's experiment. Everything he touches has only one end, broken or horrible."

"It's two endings."

"When it happened to me, it was too broken to be seen." Romani grabbed his arm and said seriously, "Boss, let him go back. For the sake of third uncle."

You Qiqiao paused with his fingers holding the screw, and slowly restrained the smile on his face, "Are you serious?"

Romani nodded vigorously.

You Qiqiao pursed his mouth unconsciously, screwed all the screws silently, and said flatly, "I didn't say I wouldn't let him go."

Under the difficult conditions of no corn and no bamboo shoots, Romani tried his best to provide food that humans on the earth can recognize-green vegetables and radishes.Shen Yuliu, who ate five days in a row, quickly missed those nutritional supplement packages with different colors and similar flavors—at least they only need to eat one bite a day.

Shen Yuliu, who was not going well, vented his stress on games, such as playing cat and mouse with Romani.The only headache is that when they play the game, they often add an untimely