Thousand Kings I

Do you like to eat shredded squid?Or squid rings? "

"..." You Qiqiao suddenly reached out and took off his translator, babbled a lot in Gaal, then looked at Shen Yuliu's slightly dull expression, and helped him put the earphones back with satisfaction.

Shen Yuliu coughed dryly and said, "Sorry, I didn't know you were a sponsor of the Animal Protection Association." If he knew, he would have hijacked it as animal material just now and threatened him to release it.

You Qiqiao looked at him in surprise, "Do you understand?"

"You mean the complaint that there were two grammatical mistakes in the paragraph just now?"

"Grammatical errors?"

"In the hypothetical environment, the word eating cannot be used directly, and more delicate verbs such as chewing, gnawing, and swallowing must be used instead. Also, the earth is a planet, and its quantifier is 'a', and it is wrong to use 'ding'. That's the quantifier of hat."

"Planets can do the same thing."

"That specifically refers to planets with planetary rings. Sorry, the earth does not."

"..."

You Qiqiao said, "Do you want to return to Earth?"

"Are you waiting for me to answer yes, and mock me severely?" Shen Yuliu shrugged, "Okay, yes, come on."

You Qiqiao will never admit that he exposed his own calculations, temporarily changed his strategy, and said with a smile: "The Mercenary Galaxy is a galaxy that upholds democracy, and we never restrict freedom."

"Does your democracy mean I can save a pair of baked chicken wings through my teeth and fly back?"

It was dismantled again.

You Qiqiao smiled coldly: "It's okay to ask me to help."

Shen Yuliu continued: "But I will pay a painful price. For example, I will be a slave here for the rest of my life. When I am unfortunately reincarnated here in the next life, can I consider dragging an abandoned spaceship from the garbage dump to send me back?"

Youqiqiao was completely speechless.

Shen Yuliu was also speechless, "Can't you let me guess wrong once?"

There is only one correct answer, and there are tens of thousands of wrong answers. No one will let anyone guess wrong!

Youqiqiao looks as calm as a mirror, but his heart is boiling like a boil, "You did a good job on Lion King, and I decided to reward you for staying on King King."

"Change 'reward' to 'punishment', the logic of this sentence will be smoother."

"You can understand it that way." You Qiqiao went out proudly carrying a transparent cage.

Shen Yuliu walked to the door and pulled out Romani who was eavesdropping, "What do you think I offended him?"

Romani said: "Have you ever thought about it, maybe it wasn't because you offended him, but because he fell in love with you."

"I knew that sooner or later I would die from my boundless charm." After Shen Yu fluttered, she immediately rolled her eyes and stared at Romani, "It's not funny. No matter from the perspective of subjective, objective, macro or micro, I I didn't even think he would fly into my arms like a bird."

"I don't mean this kind of fancy. I mean, he wants to take you as a younger brother, just like me." The boss should mean this, right?The theory of the sameness between Shen Yuliu and the tortoise.Romani thought uncertainly.

"Impossible. With his IQ, it is impossible to improve his taste in such a short period of time."

"..."

"There must be other reasons." Shen Yuliu narrowed his eyes.

"Other reasons?" You Qiqiao sat on a rattan chair full of flowers, wiping the lucky tortoise's shell with cotton, "Is it a kind of thing if he doesn't like it?"

Romani said, "You said before that you wanted to raise him in captivity."

You Qiqiao paused with his fingers, "Is there any?"

"Have you changed your mind?" Romani said excitedly, "Great, I'll tell him the good news and arrange for him to leave tonight."

"Wait. I remember, I said that."

"..." Romani was about to cry, "Boss, stop playing with me."

You Qiqiao put down the cotton and stood up, looked at Romani's pitiful face, and smiled slightly: "Actually, it's not impossible for him to go back, as long as..."

"Just what?"

"Admit that I am in love with Wang Xing and want to become a citizen under his rule?" Shen Yuliu sat in front of a large mirror, enjoying the nail-cutting service of the robot.

Romani stood by the side like a daughter-in-law, "The boss said it himself! 100% reliable."

Shen Yuliu refused the nail polish service from the manipulator, turned the chair around and said, "That's all?"

"Yes. As long as you say this with all sincerity and sincerity, the boss will send you back."

"If I want to go back, this sentence is not sincere. If it is sincere, I won't want to go back. Don't you realize that there is a fatal logical conflict in this condition?"

"..." Romani was astonished, "Now I found out. So what should I do?"

Shen Yuliu closed her eyes and gently stroked her fingers.

The surrounding air seemed to be different.

Romani's eyes were fixed on the peaceful and gentle young man in front of him, as if the irritability and anxiety emanating from him before were all illusions.

"What kind of person is Qi Zhao?"

"Boss..." Romani said in shock, "How do you know that the boss is called Qi Zhao?"

Shen Yuliu opened his eyes, "Remember the story I told about the King of the Golden Horn and the King of the Silver Horn? He said that even if he answered that he was You Qiqiao, he would not be sucked into the purple, gold and red gourd. According to the strictness of the setting of the earth novel, it can be ruled out The Zijinhong gourd has expired, the golden horn king caught a cold and the pronunciation was not standard, and the wind was too strong at the time, and the Zijinhong gourd didn’t hear it. The most normal reason is that he is not called Youqiqiao at all. Of course, he doesn’t know. What's more, in fact, Zijinhonggoulu doesn't care about its real name, pseudonym or pseudonym, as long as it responds, it will suck it in. Do you understand?"

Romani shook his head.

"Okay, this paragraph is not important. To put it simply, you said your name is Sima Yi, and I checked your name and the name of your boss on the computer. Sima Yi, the five-star meritorious general of the mercenary galaxy, the king of the mercenary galaxy Qi Zhao's confidant, that's it."

Romani patted his legs: "Why didn't I think of this?"

Shen Yuliu comforted: "Not every head is suitable for thinking."

Romani said, "Then what are you going to do now?"

Shen Yuliu said: "Listen to your boss."

"what?"

"Try to be a good citizen."

"Although my head is not suitable for thinking, my intuition tells me that your sentence needs a lot of space for thinking."

Shen Yuliu sighed: "I have nothing to do. There is a saying on Earth that life is like rape, if you can't resist, enjoy it. I think, I should try to follow your boss's words, maybe I will really fall in love with this planet and stay willingly." Here. That's a nice ending, isn't it?"

Romani was moved: "You are so open-minded."

The word "open-minded" reminded Shen Yuliu of the manager of the S City Hotel, then of Miss Xu, and then of Romani... A series of nightmares followed one after another.He took a deep breath and said, "Well, don't talk about being open-minded in the future."

"why?"

"Because I knew a man named Kaida, and he died."

"sorry."

"It's okay, everyone dies."

Is "..." an illusion?Romani felt chilly all over.

Shen Yuliu turned around and walked to the floor-to-ceiling windows tilted 75 degrees outward, looking at the strange and strange buildings outside the window, and said in a low voice: "I will adapt and learn well."

Romani said, "I will help you."

Shen Yuliu smiled slightly, concealing the coldness in the corners of his eyes.

Life is like rape?

Enjoy it if you can't resist?

Went to his!

In the fifth game, little boy

In the city of kings no useless people remain.

Since Shen Yuliu expressed his desire to stay in the city of kings, he was immediately assigned a position - the personal servant of the mercenary galaxy king.I just stayed for a day, and the VIP room that I didn't have time to enjoy was also confiscated, and I changed to the dedicated waiter's room.

Since it is a waiter's room, the function is naturally considered from the convenience of the waiter.The regular octagonal room has five doors—the door to the corridor, the door to the bathroom, the door to the kitchen, the door to the utility room, and the door to Qi Zhao’s room. One of the remaining three sides is a window, and the remaining two are windows. Against the back of the bed and the wardrobe.

The life service manipulator that Shen Yuliu admired is gone, and the all-round jacuzzi is gone, replaced by his hand, which has to serve others.If he had known today, he would have gone to Shaolin to learn Dali Vajra Fingers, Dali Vajra Palms, Dali Vajra Legs... he could learn whatever Dali is.

"Dear Mr. Shen Yuliu, your working time is up. Please put on the work clothes carefully prepared for you within 1 minute and go to the king's bedroom." The electronic notification sound as gentle and sweet as a flight attendant pulled his thoughts away from the Shaolin Temple on the distant earth Back to reality in the octagonal room.

He went to the window.

The sky was pitch black, and the glass clearly reflected his figure.

He straightened his clothes, slowly pulled out a pleasant smile from the corner of his mouth, and then nodded with satisfaction.

Although the world is dark and cruel, but he is very handsome and there is still hope for mankind.

Before entering the bedroom, Shen Yuliu predicted Qi Zhao's sleeping posture, whether he was enthusiastic and unrestrained like a wild horse, or bold and domineering like a Transformer, or elegant and orderly like a corpse after tidying up, but he never expected that he would leave... Kawa Yi's girlish style.

Holding your face and pouting your lips is too unsuitable for an adult male who is nearly 1.9 meters tall and has tough and handsome facial features!

The work watch on his wrist trembled slightly, and he lowered his head to turn on the virtual screen of the watch, which listed the tasks he had to do at each time period.

5:00-6:00: Tidy up the bedroom to ensure that the king wakes up in a spotless and clean space.

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