Thousand Kings I

What? "

"You asked me when I can go back..." Shen Yuliu was about to nod, when Romani yelled in a fuss, "Why do you want to go back? You are about to become the crown princess of the Golden Lion Galaxy!"

Shen Yuliu: "..." When he was tortured to death by Miss Xu's screams, what strange things happened where he couldn't see?

Romani blinked and said, "Did I not tell you the purpose of inviting you? Sorry, I was so rude."

"You were rude not because you didn't tell me the purpose of inviting me, but because you didn't ask me about my willingness to be invited."

"now what?"

"Sense and emotion are incomparably united in saying, no."

"I haven't said why yet."

"It does not matter."

Romani stayed for a while, and said emotionally: "I appreciate you even more. You are indeed the person selected by the supercomputer, who can resist Chu Yinglan's charm. That guy attracts people like a male peacock."

"Our recruiter here is the HR manager."

"...Are you joking?"

"Yeah, so when can I go back to Earth?"

"No." Romani said, "Although I admire you very much, you still want to go to the Golden Lion Galaxy. Because we are far away from the earth, the remaining energy can only support... well, the Golden Lion Galaxy. "

Shen Yuliu said calmly: "You are lying."

Romani's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe that he could see right through him.

Shen Yuliu said: "If you want others to believe your lie, you must first convince yourself to believe it. The two completely different meanings revealed by the expression and language will disturb the listener."

"Wise and wise Ms. Xu! I don't think there is anyone more suitable than you to be the Crown Princess of the Golden Lion Galaxy!"

"What did you call me?"

"Miss Xu."

"Tell the spaceship to turn around and send me back. As a token of my gratitude, I will put that Miss Xu in a box and tie it with a bow and send it over."

Romani said, "Is it a joke again?"

"No!" Shen Yuliu deeply reviewed whether his speech was really so difficult to understand, "I am not Miss Xu. You have mistaken the person, I am Mr. Shen."

"No wonder you have external genitals." He didn't miss the opportunity to observe the naked earthlings up close.

Shen Yuliu smiled, "Yes, so turn around."

"But I think you are more suitable for this mission than Ms. Xu." Romani had a stubborn look of "I recognize you, you are you and you are you".

……

The masterpiece of Shen Yuliu's life-long painstaking efforts - "One Hundred and One Tricks to Deal with Aliens" magnificently opened the first page full of hardships and tears: treat aliens like kindergarten children, full of love, patience, perseverance.

Don't despise their low IQ, it's determined by race.Don't despise their bad character, it's determined by race.Don't despise them for their stubbornness, which is also determined by race.so……

If you want to despise, despise their entire race!

Shen Yuliu asked: "Why did you choose Ms. Xu?"

Romani said: "Her wish since childhood was to marry the crown prince, and she has never wavered."

Shen Yuliu murmured: "My wish is to live a comfortable life with a lot of money."

"Your goals are the same."

"No, that doesn't include marrying the same sex."

"Chu Yinglan is an alien, you can treat him as the opposite sex."

Shen Yuliu said: "...the next reason."

"She has tenacious vitality and ability to resist blows, and has survived an avalanche."

Shen Yuliu said: "I don't know how to ski, I don't participate in any high-risk activities, and I seldom even take a plane. This is completely inconsistent!"

Romani said: "But you have lived to this day."

Shen Yuliu said: "...Continue."

"She has no care, no relatives, no friends."

"Unfortunately, I have friends."

Romani took his hand and shook it vigorously, "I am."

"..."

"She can waltz. Earth's waltz is similar to the ballroom dance in the Lion King galaxy."

"I do not know."

"It seems you have a lot to learn."

"..."

"Also, she's flat-chested." Romani said, "That's very important."

"..." Shen Yuliu, who was stared at all over, couldn't find a reason to refute.He circled the room restlessly.

Romani said, "What are you looking for?"

"Camera." Shen Yuliu murmured in a low voice, "I have never wished so desperately that I was a fool who jumped into the trap. Even if the price is 3000 million."

Romani grinned at him and made a "V" with his hands, "Haha, don't worry, it's not yo!"

Shen Yuliu took a deep breath, walked to a retro three-person sofa in the room and sat down, patted the seat beside him and said, "Come here, sit."

Although Romani didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd, he readily accepted this kind gesture.

"Aside from all standpoints and personal feelings, and from a purely theoretical analysis, how can I return to Earth?" Shen Yuliu asked.

Romani said: "Take the spaceship. When you become the crown princess of the Golden Lion King galaxy, Chu Yinglan can take you back."

"Okay, here's the way. What if I lose?"

"Well, shall I take you back?"

"Thank you!" Shen Yuliu was waiting for this sentence, "Now let's discuss the matter of losing the election...I'm joking. If I am selected, what good will it do for you?"

Romani replied without hesitation: "No."

"...Thank you for your honest answer. I think I can concentrate on thinking about how to deal with the next problem." Shen Yuliu took a reassurance, and his funny head, which was shocked by the word "alien", restarted. Get up, "First, let me introduce the relationship between the Golden Lion Galaxy and the Amurt planet?"

"Okay." Romani immediately entered teaching mode.Two drawers popped up from the wall, and he took out a pair of star-shaped glasses and a teaching stick in turn, and the drawers automatically returned to their places.

"Now……"

Romani raised his hand to stop him from speaking, walked to the center of the room, cleared his throat, and said, "Emma, ​​star map." Emma is the name of the spaceship's supercomputer.

The light in the room suddenly dimmed, and a three-dimensional star map appeared at Romani's location.He used his teaching stick to click on a golden planet illuminated by a star on the edge of the star map, "This is the Amurt star."

"It looks like it's rich in mineral resources."

"It's a planet with a very harsh living environment." Compared to his implicitness, Romani answered very frankly, "It is very difficult to reproduce the population. One thousand three hundred and ninety years ago, the last female on this planet died, marking the Amur The special planet has officially entered the era of same-sex reproduction, and it has been until now."

"Same-sex reproduction?"

"Using estrogen as an index, any male who exceeds the index must undergo artificial reproductive sac surgery and become a 'Sakya' to undertake the obligation of pregnancy and childbirth. This time, on behalf of the planet Amurt, he will participate in the imperial concubine selection banquet of the Golden Lion King galaxy The most important thing is Sarala, who has been voted the number one beauty in Sakya for three consecutive years, which is your identity in the future."

"It's a temporary status to attend the banquet." Shen Yuliu corrected him, "What about him?"

"Unfortunately died in transit."

"Y Da or Shen T?"

Romani was silent for a while, and asked: "The translator said you just mentioned the names of two Earth Express companies, so this is a joke, right?"

"...Sorry, I will always remind myself to speak in human terms." Shen Yuliu rubbed his forehead, "Back to the question just now. You chose Miss Xu because he has the dream of becoming a princess, tenacious vitality, Excellent waltz skills, and fertility?" He selectively ignored the two unfavorable conditions of flat chest and no relatives.

"Fertility?" Romani woke up like a dream, "Oh, yes, women on Earth have fertility. This is the reason why I came to Earth by detour! Earth has women who can reproduce naturally, and they are the closest to the waterway."

"But look!" Shen Yuliu spread his hands, "I'm a man."

Romani said distressedly: "In other words, you must undergo artificial breeding sac surgery."

Shen Yuliu's expression changed.

"However, this operation must be performed on the planet Amurt." Romani sent him to hell with one sentence, and sent him to heaven with one sentence. "There is no such condition on the spaceship."

The parts in Shen Yuliu's head worked quickly, "It's impossible for the spaceship to turn around, right?"

"Correct."

"I can't bear children for the crown prince, can I?"

"……currently."

"So," Shen Yuliu said, "get rid of all subjective emotions, and calculate by adding objective conditions together. For us, the best solution for this concubine selection banquet is to lose the election."

Because his expression was so sincere, even Romani, who half understood, couldn't help nodding.

"I'm glad we reached a consensus." Shen Yuliu smiled and put his arms around his shoulders, "Let's have a happy trip to the Golden Lion Galaxy, and then you will send me back to Earth, shall we?"

Romani lowered his head and thought for a while, "You really don't want to be the crown princess?"

Shen Yuliu locked the eyes of the other party, and unabashedly relaxed her true mood, "Really."

"Chu Yinglan is very popular, maybe you don't know him well enough." Romani walked to the center of the star map, pointed to the bright and huge galaxy and said: "This is the Golden Lion King galaxy, and he will inherit it in the future. It's almost there now."

Shen Yuliu said: "I like women."

"He looks better than women." In order to prove his words, he took out a