Reborn Galaxy Superstar

[My name is Xiaobai! 】

As a genetic beast with noble blood that must be registered and rated every time a galaxy is born, I knew that I was noble from a very young age.

right!noble!

Humans have their own language system, animals do not, but this does not prevent the tiger cat synthesized by transgenic species from understanding humans.

So when I was very young, in the tiger cat breeding center, I knew that I was a very precious tiger cat from the language and reactions of the breeders.

I think I'm awesome! 【Proudly raised her chin and the soft fur on her chest!

What should a precious and noble tiger cat look like?

I have always understood it this way—one is worth, that is, the price that the person who buys me is willing to pay; the other is my bloodline and certificate level; , My shit-shoveling officer supporter is willing to provide me with a good living environment.

It is my instinct to have a keen intuition for human beings, but for tiger cats and beasts, the most important thing is to have a qualified and wealthy excrement shovel officer who is willing to spend a lot of money to support! !

What?Why is it called the donor shit shovel officer? !

Don't make trouble, this is the inheritance engraved in the genes. The cat genes in my body tell me that humans are the cat's shit-shoveling officers, and the tigers in my body already and instinctively tell me that humans are for stuffing. Gap.

As for why the tiger cat didn't stuff the shit-shoveling officer between its teeth in the end, well... probably because the shit-shoveling officer is more smelly.

Since I was born, eating and drinking Lazard is the best, I take it for granted, who made us cats superior to others! ?

But I don't quite understand why the breeder has raised me for so long, but no shit shovel officer came to take me home?But obviously other friends who were born with me have their own shit-shoveling officers!

Why don't I?

%>_<% Humph!unhappy!

I didn't know until later that my gene was defective, and the gene fragment belonging to the tiger was missing, so I couldn't grow into the size of a tiger like other friends, and I could only be a small cat and tiger for the rest of my life.

When I knew this fact, I really—especially wanted to ask... What the hell is a gene fragment? !

Okay, okay, no matter what, I still want to find a shit-shoveling officer, a rich, especially rich, richest shit-shoveling officer! !My own shit shovel officer! !

I was not yet an adult when I met my current shit-shoveling officers. At that time, I also met a big guy. The big guy was very big. His tail was longer than my body, and he was very powerful. , My intuition tells me that it is not a cat, but a tiger, and it is different from other tiger cats in the breeding garden.

It is very fierce!

I'm actually a little afraid of it, but it's really hard to show it, because at that time I was trying to get my fancy "prepared shit shovel officer" to buy me home, and cats also want face! !

The "preparation shit shovel officer" I was fancying at the time was actually two people, one tall and handsome guy named Arnold who looked like a big guy, and the other with a white face called Caesar.

[Don't ask me why I know the names of human beings, okay? ! !I said it all!Cats can understand human language! !I can understand! ! ! 】Actually, I like Caesar more, this is a cat's intuition, I prefer a gentle shit shovel officer, rather than a ruthless one like a big guy...but that big guy who kills a thousand knives! ! !

Bah bah bah! !He actually robbed my reserve shit shovel officer!

Nishizawa likes big guys not like me! !

The cat is very sad.

The cat has been sad for several minutes, it is heinous!It is his blessing to be favored by this cat!He actually likes that dumb, fierce big man! !

The cat recovered after being sad for a few minutes. It is said that the memory of the fish is only three seconds, and the cat’s feelings are only about 3 minutes. Soon, I turned my cat’s claws... oh no, I turned my eyes to the reserve The second shit shoveler is Arnold.

As I said before, this cat’s intuition is very good, I can feel that Arnold is a little concerned that Caesar is often with big guys, so this cat sees the needle [Yes!The female cat of this cat is an Asian cat, so it is very noble to know idioms, right? ! ] began to show favor to Arnold.

╭(╯＾╰)╮This cat has soft claws, small and nimble body, smooth fur, round hips and long tail, pointed ears, strong limbs, moves like a small tiger, and calm like a white cat. , can bite, hit, scratch, bark, and housekeeper! !

Such an excellent tiger cat like this cat, Arnold should kneel and lick under the soft paws of this cat when he sees this cat!snort!

In the end, the cat really succeeded! !The cat finally captured Arnold, the preparatory excrement shoveler! !Let him become the official shit shovel officer of this cat!Feed the cat, let the cat live in a big house, and give the cat the best tiger cat food! !

happy! ～～～～＼（≧▽≦）／～

My cat was finally accepted by the shit-shoveling officer, but one thing made me unhappy, the big guy was with me, but it’s okay, it doesn’t matter, I am a tiger cat who will never care about every detail, a noble tiger cat , Not as knowledgeable as a big man.

It's just that this cat never thought that my shit shovel officer-he is so rich! ! !

He has a whole island!There is a dedicated apron for private airports! !It is said that the sea water within a few nautical miles around the island belongs to my shit shoveler! ! !

I suddenly felt that this cat deserves to be a noble cat! !This is how to pick a shit shovel officer!

I feel like I add glory to my race and strain!I ask the Tiger Cat Association to give me an award for the most capable shit shoveler!

Since then, Ben Mao has lived a life of a rich man with an island, and I have a new identity-the owner of the island! !

This cat is really rich!

After going to the island, life is rich and peaceful. The island has seas and beaches, orchards and playgrounds, gyms and swimming pools for tiger cats.

I take my big bodyguard and often patrol around the island, looking at my coconut trees, my fragrant fruit trees, and my tall buildings.

I like to bask in the sun by the fountain to make my fur soft, and I also like to eat small sea fish that are stranded. My teeth are very sharp and I can swallow half a small fish in one bite. Coconut juice is also delicious. The leaves of the big pipa tree can be used Come to enjoy the cool, I watch the sea, the stars and the moon every day, life is really comfortable and bourgeois, I suddenly feel that my cat soul has been sublimated to an extraordinary level.

Caesar and Arnold don't come back often, they come back to rest, I don't like Caesar hugging, I still like my shit shoveler the most.

But Arnold would always push me to Caesar, Caesar would hug me, touch me, and talk to my shit shoveler while touching me.

Really, I think my shit-shoveling officer needs to recognize a fact-can your lover not touch me when talking to you!Why doesn't he touch you? !So half-hearted and so unfeeling! !

And I'm not neutered, okay? !Ben Meow's meow life is complete! !Don't keep pulling Ben Meow's hind legs apart!Play hooligans!

Other than that, there seems to be nothing else.

Overturned a flowerpot water glass? —Who let them stand in my way?

Met Arnold and Caesar kiss? ——Ah, my English is not bad, iloveyou can speak a mellow nasal voice.

Arnold and Caesar rolling on the beach? ——I seem to have bumped into it once, probably in a fight, human beings are so strange, they are still kissing in front of them, and then they turn their faces and roll in a second, which really makes Meow speechless.

In short, from then on, Ben Meow led the big man, the shit shovel officer and the shit shovel officer's little lover to live a happy life.

Oh, by the way, one day, it seems that a few years after I came to the island, my shit-shoveling officer suddenly touched me and said to me——I want to give birth to a little shit-shoveling officer.

╮(╯▽╰)╭, you see, my shit-shoveling officer loves me so much. In order to take care of me, he has already considered the issue of having children. Who made me live longer than them. —but, but...

I still think that my shit shoveler is the best, I hope he can be with me all the time, and the big man, and Caesar, I hope there will always be them on the island, but if one day they are really gone , I will continue to guard the island, I will take good care of the little shit shovel officer, the little shit shovel officer.

Well, yes, that's it, who made me the master of the island!

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Dabai: ...so much nonsense, the phrase 'I like shit-shoveling officer' uses so many words, I don't bother to say it...

Turning around, she pointed her butt at Xiao Bai speechlessly.