Reborn Galaxy Superstar
Chapter 182
Before little Caesar was four years old, he had been committed to playing tricks on the crew, but his two fathers never settled his wages.
Little Caesar said: qaq fathers are all stingy villains!
But when little Caesar was four years old, he had already reached the age where he had to go to school. For this reason, the little guy really worried about himself, and he showed an IQ of 12 points to fight bravely with his father.
Anyway, I just don't want to go to school! !
The brothers on the island next door also told him that going to school is not fun at all. They have to learn things they don’t like, do their homework, and hold hands with children they don’t like at all in the kindergarten. Eat, you can film with your father, and you can run around.
Anyway, going to school isn't fun at all.
Thanks to the four little guys next door, Caesar has almost no good impression of going to school, and he has never wanted to go to school. In order to delay the time for school, he almost pretends to be stupid every day.
Counting numbers - no, counting from one to a hundred is so difficult, of course he can't!
Literacy - I don't know, he is still so young, of course he must definitely not be able to understand the messages of fans on Dad fw.
Singing—follow the papa, the pentameter is incomplete.
Dancing - butt hurts, feet hurt, everywhere.
In order not to go to school, the little guy resorted to all kinds of tricks, but he refused to go, and he would become a little fool in the eyes of others, and he would not go to school, even if his father said that he would settle the trick with him, he would still pretend Silly, secretly heartache.
Caesar hugged Caesar and touched the soft bun face: "Caesar told Dad, why don't you want to go to school? There are many other children in the kindergarten, just like the brothers next door. You can play together and play games together. interesting."
Caesar pretended to be silly: "Will the children in the kindergarten also dress up as dolls like the brothers?"
Caesar felt uncomfortable with Caesar's self-positioned "general attack" attribute since he was a child, and said sincerely: "Of course boys don't pretend to be female dolls."
Caesar glanced at him: "Then I won't go to school!"
Caesar said with a stern face: "Dad will be angry if you are so disobedient, and he will spank your little butt when he is angry."
Caesar blinked innocently: "Then I'll cry... I'll cry live on the screen for the fans and aunts to watch... Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." After finishing speaking, the little guy rolled and kicked his legs. Don't want to go to school.
Caesar has always been inferior to Arnold in taking care of his son. He admits this. After all, Arnold has been off for two years and has been taking care of his son at home. In the end, he had no choice but to ask Arnold to come out of the mountain to suppress the little monkey Caesar.
When Caesar saw Arnold, he was much more honest, he didn't roll over, and stood obediently, waiting for the male god father to glance at him, and straightened Caesar's back.
Arnold looked at his son: "What are you hiding? Is Dad a big tiger? You dare to ride a big tiger cat, why are you still afraid of me?"
Caesar pouted: "Papa said you would spank my ass."
Arnold took it for granted: "If you are disobedient, of course you will fight."
Caesar immediately aggrieved and said, "Don't go to kindergarten, Wo is so stupid, Wo can't even count numbers, and doesn't know words. If you go to kindergarten, you will be laughed at by other children."
Arnold touched Caesar's head, and said earnestly: "Silly boy, he can't count or not, and he just went to kindergarten to learn."
Little Caesar: "..."
After all, Arnold is a majestic father. He has never been soft-hearted when it comes to educating his son. He saw that Caesar had played a lot of tricks in order to play truant, so he coaxed, lied and threatened: "Yes, my family, Caesar is not smart. , No one will inherit your father's family business in the future, and Caesar is so old, it seems that it is time to give birth to a younger brother for you."
Little Caesar: "...brother?"
Arnold lowered his eyes and looked at his son lovingly. In order to let the little ones at home believe that he was not joking and coaxing him, he said directly: "It just so happens that Dad wants to make up a wedding for your papa recently. After the wedding, I will take a vacation for a while. Let’s go on a honeymoon trip together, and then you can follow Uncle Barrow, or go to the next island to grab a meal. When you come back, you can conceive a little brother.”
Arnold was very serious when he said these words. Little Caesar listened, and the more he listened, the more frightened he felt.
(⊙v⊙) Brother?younger brother?He doesn't want a little brother, papa belongs to him alone!Dad's tricks were also run by him alone!The big tiger cat can only be ridden by him alone!When the younger brother came, he gave his things to the younger brother, just like the brothers next door gave him the snack bankbook!
Little Caesar has a natural instinct to protect food, which has nothing to do with selfishness. He is an only child, and he was spoiled by his family until he was four years old. His elder brother has always let him. After getting used to this kind of life, of course he will reject new family members .
Arnold understood what the child was thinking, and he saw it, but he didn't step back, nor was he shaken by Caesar's rejection. He made it very clear. He said so, and he really planned to do so.
Caesar would not be the only child in the family. He would have younger brothers, maybe only one, or maybe more. As the eldest son, he had already received more care, and he would naturally have to learn to take on more responsibilities as an older brother in the future.
After Arnold and Caesar finished talking, Caesar was very nervous about Caesar's reaction. He felt that since the child rejected his brother, should he change the planned itinerary? !They can't force Caesar to have a younger brother.
Arnold explained to Caesar: "He is used to it alone, and it is normal to reject brothers. After all, unlike quadruplets who were born together and grew up together. Although Caesar is a little smart, he has always been a kind child. Relax, his With a small head, the most you worry about is how much snacks will be distributed, and you won't really reject them."
Although Arnold said so, Caesar was still very worried.
Little Caesar is also very conflicted recently, his father is going to get married, and after marriage, he will have a little brother, no one wants him, woo woo woo, he is going to become a redundant burden in the family.
When Mo and Baro went to the island to visit Little Caesar, they almost laughed when they heard the child's cry.
"Your two fathers got married, didn't they find you a stepfather and stepmother, you little guy, are you too worried?"
Little Caesar frowned and clenched his little crazy fist angrily: "Uncle Baro, can you watch the fun if it didn't happen to you?"
Mo took out the light screen and started to use fw to post the status, while pointing to the light screen keyboard while laughing: "It's all right, what are you afraid of, you have so many fans, thousands of fan mothers, tell your fan mothers, It will be resolved in minutes."
This is what mo said on fw [Little Caesar just said; father is going to get married and have a younger brother, and he will fall out of favor in the future, what should he do?Wait online, hurry up! 】mo and Barrow are two people who watch the excitement and don’t think it’s a big deal. Arnold’s fans like to go to mo to check their presence, and they can always get some dry goods. When mo said this, countless fans responded immediately, but everyone’s attention Nothing is quite right--
【What did you say? ! ! ! !Caesar's fathers are getting married! ! ?OMG! !The kids are four years old! !They finally remembered that they weren't married yet? ! 】【Holy shit, who will explain to me, are Caesar and Arnold married, or is it that one of them is married to the other?Judging by Little Caesar's tone of falling out of favor, why does it feel like Arnold has found him a stepfather? 】【Aooooooooooow! !marry!marry!marry! 】
【OMG! ! ! !Arnold finally remembered about marrying Caesar! ?The two of them have worked without a license for so many years, and their children are four years old, and they finally remembered to get married. 】……
Mo was scrolling through the message board, Caesar's two little paws were drooping on Mo's wrist, he leaned on his toes to look at the light screen, and twisted his little butt: "What did the fans and aunts say?"
Mo raised his eyes and looked at Little Caesar sympathetically: "The aunts are all concerned about the marriage of your two fathers, and they didn't think of taking care of you."
Little Caesar: "..." qaq
Barrow was at the side to join in the fun: "The fans all want them to get married. Once you get married and have a younger brother, you don't even have the special care of the fans' mother. From now on, they will send milk powder toys to the younger brother, not you."
Little Caesar had an intuition that Uncle Barrow was talking nonsense, but the child was only four years old, and no matter how smart he was, he was no better than an adult. So under Barrow's help, little Caesar was about to cry in depression, with a sullen face, and said aggrievedly: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, what do we do then?"
Mo glared at Baro, Baro smiled mischievously, and touched his chin, "Silly boy, think about it, since you can't reverse the fact that you have a younger brother, how about this, from now on, you hold your brother tightly, In this way, when your father takes pictures, you are also in the camera, and you circle around your younger brother. You can get half of what your younger brother has. Originally, you had one, but now you can get another from your younger brother. Wouldn't it be better to divide it into half?"
Little Caesar worked hard on his fingers in his heart, one plus half was one and a half, and one and a half was more than one and a half. Hey, think about it this way, it seems that the multiple brothers really made money!
Mo also snapped his fingers next to him, and after giving half to his younger brother, he would lose 50.00%, and then take half from his younger brother, that would be 70.00%.
But when he raised his eyes, he saw little Caesar hugging Baro's leg excitedly, holding his little neck high, looking at him with admiration: "Uncle Baro, what you said makes sense."
Mo opened his mouth, this is a loss no matter what, how is Baro justified?
But no matter what, Little Caesar was deeply impressed by Baro's reasoning. He felt that having a younger brother would give him a lot of snacks!Lots of extra toys!Brother is great!Dad, hurry up and give birth to a little brother!
Little Caesar had long forgotten the "threat" his younger brother posed to his life, and he chased Caesar all day long for his little brother, which made Caesar dumbfounded, and turned his head to beat Arnold: "Look at the good things you did, now my son God wants me to give birth, where can I give birth to him?"
Arnold didn't know that Barrow was behind the scenes, but he was only amused by the appearance of little Caesar arguing for a younger brother. He pinched Caesar's bun face and said, "That's okay, give birth to a little brother for you, and you go to kindergarten?"
Now little Caesar is not entangled at all: "Go! Go! I want a younger brother, let Baba give birth to a younger brother for me, I want a younger brother." He will keep the snacks for the younger brother, and he can also keep the pocket money. There are toys!
Arnold finished coaxing his son, and now he can prepare for the wedding smoothly, but his original plan to keep a low profile was completely interrupted. With the big mouth of mo, everyone in the galaxy now knows that he is going to get married.
Fans have frantically brushed messages under the carefully stuffed fw [The wedding will not be broadcast live, I will show you to death! 】【The wedding is not broadcast live, blowing up your studio! 】
[The wedding is not broadcast live, take away your son! 】
[The wedding is not broadcast live, I slept with your wife! 】
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Well, anyway, after it was confirmed that Arnold and Caesar were finally going to make up the wedding, the fans were almost blackened and clamored for the live broadcast of the wedding. If they didn't live broadcast, they would line up and drown at the gate of their island home.
Arnold didn't expect a wedding to blow up fans like this. He sincerely asked the current big bosses Sam and Jian Anning: "It's just a wedding. Fans need to be so excited?"
Jian Anning exploded directly, almost knocking the dinner plate on Arnold's head, and shouted: "Your child is born!! Wait for four or five years after you get married, and I will explode if I am paralyzed!" No, she It's already blown up.
Arnold picked up the handkerchief, wiped the drool on his face, and said calmly, "I have a certificate."
Sam said quietly: "It's even more shameless not to marry even if you have a certificate?"
In short, in everyone's mind, Arnold, a male god who got a certificate and gave birth to a child without getting married, is really shameless.It's not short of money, and it's not that you can't afford people. What's wrong with holding a wedding in a little time? !It's really thanks to me, Caesar, who is such a good man.
Caesar is in his twenties, and now he is quite a male god, not losing to Arnold at all, and coupled with the many awards in the show, he is already in the limelight as Arnold was back then.With Caesar like this, Arnold didn't make up for a wedding, he really deserves a beating!
The fans waited and waited, endured and endured, and finally, it was today.
Arnold didn't expect to make up a wedding by himself. So many people had resentment. He asked Caesar if he thought the same, and Caesar was even more puzzled: "Ah? We are a legal couple, why are they scolding you?"
Arnold looked at the sea outside the window: "..." Caesar is not in a hurry, what are the fans in a hurry for?
No matter what, since Arnold and Caesar decided to make up such a wedding, they had to do what they had to do, and they had to do it well.For a wedding, the more grand and dreamy the better.
After all, men also have fairy tales in their hearts, but not women.
Arnold found a planning company, held a meeting in person and decided on several wedding plans, including aerial weddings, outer space weddings, and of course various pastoral and European styles, but Arnold was not very satisfied with them.
The planning company said to Arnold: "Or, you can refer to Mr. Caesar's meaning."
Arnold said: "This is a surprise for him, he knows it all, what other surprises are there?"
The person who planned the company immediately shut up, thought for a while, and said, "If you want to be surprised and romantic, or, can we have a fairy tale theme?"
Arnold raised his eyes and paused, "Fairy tale?"
The planner nodded: "Yes, fairy tales, European-style palaces, white horses, forests, romantic oceans, carriages, and fireworks. Since the guests are all friends from the entertainment industry, it's just right. It's like shooting a movie. Everyone wears Big skirt, European-style tuxedo, like throwing a grand banquet. What do you think of this idea?"
Arnold synthesized all the elements just now in his mind, turned his head slowly, raised his eyebrows and said, "This is not bad."
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Nishizawa is either filming or taking care of his son recently. He doesn't care much about the wedding, mainly because he doesn't feel much. He has been married for so long, and the moment of passion is long past, but now he is looking for a kind of family in his heart stability.
The media and the Internet are full of news about their marriage. Someone has already received the invitation and showed it off, causing a bunch of fans to scream and shout.
But there is no news about the legendary live broadcast. Fans eagerly hope to watch the live broadcast like watching a TV show. Someone in the circle asked Nishizawa if there was such a thing, and Nishizawa had to reply: "I don't know anything, I just I know that Caesar has gained three catties recently, and he is almost too heavy to hold."
Just when the fans threatened to fly mechs and planes to the island to watch the wedding scene, Arnold finally admitted that he had negotiated with the authorized party for the webcast, and would release [-] small flying insect cameras at the wedding scene that day. Live wedding.
This news almost made Arnold's fans faint in the toilet with excitement. They have followed the male god for so many years. Arnold really did not procrastinate when he did things. He said that he would broadcast live.
Which star have you seen get married live? !
My god!My god!Only my male god!
Arnold's fans started to spontaneously plan the fan group's blessing on the wedding day, but was stopped by the studio. Sam went to the fan executives in person and said that they didn't need to do anything, as long as they watched carefully. Arnold is Arnold, and there will be nothing wrong with his wedding The blemish is a bit regretful, after all, in his life, this wedding is the only one lover.
When the fans heard Sam's report, they were so moved that they almost burst into tears. Caesar is so lucky to be able to spend time with Arnold. That sentence, one wedding, one lover, really drives people crazy with envy.
It took two full months from planning and publicizing the news of the marriage to preparing for the wedding. All the headlines during this period were squeezed out by Arnold and Caesar's wedding without exception.
Every time there was a headline, it would be forced to be replaced due to the high attention paid to the wedding. After two months of existence, finally, this mysterious and grand wedding came slowly in the anticipation of everyone.
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The next day was the wedding, but Caesar didn't hear any movement, no clothes, no one to contact him, and the island was quiet as usual, and even the friends around him didn't have any unexpected reactions.
Nishizawa really wondered if there was really a live-streamed wedding the next day, and was he one of the grooms?
He asked Arnold for the script, and Arnold replied, "It's not an announcement, where is the script?"
Caesar was a little nervous: "You have been preparing for so long, you will not just have a light meal with me in church, right? The scene is not big?"
Arnold nodded: "Big, big, very big!"
Caesar stared: "Don't you tell me, what am I going to do tomorrow?"
Arnold smiled domineeringly, and touched Caesar's neck: "Don't worry, someone will tell you what you are going to do tomorrow."
Caesar: "Surprise?"
Arnold: "Yes, surprise."
Caesar was sweating a little: "I have a hunch that this wedding may be difficult for me for the rest of my life."
Arnold nodded: "Of course, I will never forget it."
Caesar asked again: "What about Caesar tomorrow? The flower girl?"
Arnold finally couldn't help laughing: "Don't worry about him, he has a script, but you don't."
Caesar directly relied on me in his heart, even his son had a script, and Arnold played quite a big game this time.
But he has always trusted Arnold, although he was vaguely uncertain, he still applied a mask before going to bed, and fell asleep after applying it.That night, he didn't wait for Arnold to return to his room, and he didn't know what kind of wedding would greet him the next day.
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When Caesar opened his eyes, he almost burst into tears. He didn't think so. After working hard for so long, her husband and son had all their career and house bills. Could it be that they were reborn again, going back to before liberation?
But he blinked, and still recognized the man standing by the bed——Sam.
But Sam's outfit was really funny. He was wearing a short wig and the clothes that European men would wear in more than ten centuries.
Sam dressed up like this, bent down to look at Caesar on the bed, and smiled at the staring him.
"Dear prince, are you awake?"
Caesar didn't react, and exploded in the second second. He sat up all of a sudden, and the mask on his face flew to the corner of the wall.
It's over, it's over, isn't this sam, has he been reborn again?
Caesar was terrified, but when he saw the other people standing at the foot of the bed, he was almost scared to death.
Jian Anning, Qin Feng, and Ai Wei lined up, dressed like maids. They held toiletries in their hands, breakfast, black tea, and stood quietly on the bed. Seeing Caesar sitting up, they all bowed and knelt Salute: "Your Highness."
The leader, Jian Anning, walked up to Caesar, reached out and pulled his arm, and smiled slightly: "Your Highness." Then, she secretly pinched Caesar, glanced in one direction, and whispered in his ear to remind him Said: "Master, cooperate with me, even if you don't have a script, can you show your basic qualities as an actor?!"
Caesar was stunned, "Jane?" Then he raised his eyes, and finally saw the unremarkable little flying insect cameras flying around the bed.
Now, he finally realized that he was not reborn.Realizing this, the stone in his heart fell to the ground, and he relaxed. Only then did he suddenly realize that this was his wedding, not rebirth.
Here's Arnold's surprise!
Caesar looked at the strangely dressed acquaintance, and then at the decoration inside the house, covered his face with one hand on the spot, dumbfounded.This room had white walls and red floor tiles before going to bed yesterday, but after one night, it turned into a frankly European court style.
The golden carpet, crystal chandelier, and furniture have all changed, and even a flower shed at the bottom of the window sill has been planted with delicate red roses.
He finally understood now, Arnold's surprise was really amazing.It almost scared him to death.
Caesar gasped for breath, and Sam finally couldn't help but gritted his teeth and reminded him in a low voice: "Have you reacted? Isn't it too long to react? How about a live broadcast! It's a live broadcast!"
Caesar showed one eye: "A few minutes delay?"
Jian Anning: "Six minutes."
Caesar finally burst out laughing, nodded, thanking himself for sleeping in pajamas last night, while lifting the quilt.
He stepped on the ground with bare feet, washed his hands and drank tea like a real noble prince, and finally walked behind the huge European-style screen, and changed into the court tuxedo specially prepared for him.
When he came out, Jian Anning straightened the bow tie and the folds on his shoulders for him. Caesar raised his chin slightly, stood up straight, and stared at the camera. At this moment, he was a real prince.
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The fans never expected that after waiting for two months, Arnold gave him such a trick, and the surprise came so unexpectedly that they were confused.
When they saw Caesar opening his eyes with a mask on in the live broadcast, they just wanted to kneel down to Arnold. You guys are so big, can't you give the male lead a script?
You see, we, Caesar, were so scared that the mask flew out!
Barrage--
【Caesar's expression of 'Fuck, I scared my dad to death' is too obvious. 】
【Hahahaha, this is definitely not an act, I laughed so hard, Arnold must have not told Caesar in advance that they are playing cross-dressing, with a husband like this, how about life being reduced every minute. 】【Uncle Sam's legs are so short qaq】
[My goddess Ivy is reduced to shorting the washbasin for the prince, why didn't mo bombard your island? 】【233333 It turns out that Nishizawa can also apply facial masks, can I ask the brand? 】How about Arnold's pursuit of perfection? When "what brand is the prince's mask" flying all over the upper layer of the light screen, finally, the director in the live broadcast room Youyou resumed [Nishizawa's same mask, buy 100 sheets and get free Coupons, buy more and get more, with a link address] The fans are completely overwhelmed, dumbfounding [Male god, you remember to advertise for sponsorship, you don’t even know how to show Caesar a script?Turn around and wait for Xixi to scratch your face with blood! ] Caesar certainly didn't have time to scratch his face right now, he didn't even see Arnold's shadow.
After tidying up his clothes, he took advantage of the 6-minute live broadcast break to ask Sam to pinch off the small flying insect camera in the room, hurriedly went to the bathroom, and asked directly after he came out, "Do you all have scripts?"
Ivy began to roll her eyes: "For this wedding, my mother has rehearsed countless times back and forth. At least I am also a main supporting role. Do you know how many roles I have taken on by myself?! Hurry up, turn on the camera after peeing , there is still a camera when you go out, a group of people are waiting for you!"
Caesar's face turned pale, he had never been so nervous before, "How to act?"
Qin Feng stared: "Act? What else do you want to act in your wedding?"
Caesar: "No one told me that there is a plot of 'Prince'!"
With the director's headset plugged into Sam's ear: "Hurry up, hurry up, there's a rush over there, don't ask for a script, what script do you want, it's a surprise if you have a script."
Caesar hurriedly stood in front of the camera, posed in a straight and handsome posture, and asked, "What's the next scene?"
Qin Feng, as the main screenwriter, took it for granted: "The next scene is to meet the king. Your father is the king. He wants you to marry a powerful duke, but you just fell in love with the prince who has led it. So you have a rival scene of quarreling." .”
After hearing this, Caesar almost knelt down to Qin Feng.
Jian Anning burst into laughter, and said in a low voice: "Just kidding, there is no next scene, just play it yourself, and you can see Caesar when you go out."
Caesar breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time, the signal of the small flying insect camera in the house was turned on.
Caesar walked out of the door, confident and calm in front of the camera, his heart beating. After walking out of the door, as expected, the style of the entire corridor changed. There was a servant standing every three meters in the corridor.
Caesar walked out the door, and at the same time, a small dumpling threw himself into his arms, Caesar squatted down, and picked up the small dumpling in a cloak.
Caesar stared at the crown crookedly on his head, nestled in Caesar's arms, and said his lines softly and innocently: "Prince, you are about to get married, you will marry that king before I grow up, Are you not waiting for me?"
Caesar laughed heartily and pinched Caesar's nose: "The prince is getting married, the prince can take you with him, and you can live in the castle of the king and the prince in the future. Do you want to be together?"
Caesar: "Then kiss me."
Caesar poked Caesar on the cheek, Caesar nodded immediately, and said seriously: "Well, it seems that I am destined to be a fool. I hope the king who wants to marry you will not dislike me, or wait for me When he grows up, he will definitely snatch you away on a dragon and make him regret it for the rest of his life."
[Fan: As expected of a trickster from a young age! !The foundation of this line is too good! !This expression is too professional! 】【Fan: Who wrote the script?How can a prince marry a king and take a third son on the road? 2333 Why give Caesar such a role, you villains! ] Caesar is holding Caesar, the eldest prince is leading the little prince, followed by the entourage all the way, Jian Anning, Sam and his group are at the front, and they are playing soy sauce all the way behind them.
Along the way, the camera was facing Caesar, from the third floor to the first floor, and the indoor scenes captured were dreamy, with light blue wall tiles, crystal chandeliers, and red carpets inlaid with gold.
Finally, the group of them arrived at the gate of the main house.
The three-meter-high door was pushed open from the outside. Caesar hugged Caesar, only feeling the glare of the sun shining into the house from the outside. He felt the glare, so he raised his hand to cover it in front of his eyes, and hugged Caesar with one hand.
After a flash of white light, finally, his pupils adjusted to the sunlight, he put down his hands, took two steps forward, and came to the door.
Looking up, he suddenly saw Arnold wearing a white tuxedo riding on a tall white horse, and behind him, there were six neat rows of black horse cavalry.
Little Caesar said: qaq fathers are all stingy villains!
But when little Caesar was four years old, he had already reached the age where he had to go to school. For this reason, the little guy really worried about himself, and he showed an IQ of 12 points to fight bravely with his father.
Anyway, I just don't want to go to school! !
The brothers on the island next door also told him that going to school is not fun at all. They have to learn things they don’t like, do their homework, and hold hands with children they don’t like at all in the kindergarten. Eat, you can film with your father, and you can run around.
Anyway, going to school isn't fun at all.
Thanks to the four little guys next door, Caesar has almost no good impression of going to school, and he has never wanted to go to school. In order to delay the time for school, he almost pretends to be stupid every day.
Counting numbers - no, counting from one to a hundred is so difficult, of course he can't!
Literacy - I don't know, he is still so young, of course he must definitely not be able to understand the messages of fans on Dad fw.
Singing—follow the papa, the pentameter is incomplete.
Dancing - butt hurts, feet hurt, everywhere.
In order not to go to school, the little guy resorted to all kinds of tricks, but he refused to go, and he would become a little fool in the eyes of others, and he would not go to school, even if his father said that he would settle the trick with him, he would still pretend Silly, secretly heartache.
Caesar hugged Caesar and touched the soft bun face: "Caesar told Dad, why don't you want to go to school? There are many other children in the kindergarten, just like the brothers next door. You can play together and play games together. interesting."
Caesar pretended to be silly: "Will the children in the kindergarten also dress up as dolls like the brothers?"
Caesar felt uncomfortable with Caesar's self-positioned "general attack" attribute since he was a child, and said sincerely: "Of course boys don't pretend to be female dolls."
Caesar glanced at him: "Then I won't go to school!"
Caesar said with a stern face: "Dad will be angry if you are so disobedient, and he will spank your little butt when he is angry."
Caesar blinked innocently: "Then I'll cry... I'll cry live on the screen for the fans and aunts to watch... Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." After finishing speaking, the little guy rolled and kicked his legs. Don't want to go to school.
Caesar has always been inferior to Arnold in taking care of his son. He admits this. After all, Arnold has been off for two years and has been taking care of his son at home. In the end, he had no choice but to ask Arnold to come out of the mountain to suppress the little monkey Caesar.
When Caesar saw Arnold, he was much more honest, he didn't roll over, and stood obediently, waiting for the male god father to glance at him, and straightened Caesar's back.
Arnold looked at his son: "What are you hiding? Is Dad a big tiger? You dare to ride a big tiger cat, why are you still afraid of me?"
Caesar pouted: "Papa said you would spank my ass."
Arnold took it for granted: "If you are disobedient, of course you will fight."
Caesar immediately aggrieved and said, "Don't go to kindergarten, Wo is so stupid, Wo can't even count numbers, and doesn't know words. If you go to kindergarten, you will be laughed at by other children."
Arnold touched Caesar's head, and said earnestly: "Silly boy, he can't count or not, and he just went to kindergarten to learn."
Little Caesar: "..."
After all, Arnold is a majestic father. He has never been soft-hearted when it comes to educating his son. He saw that Caesar had played a lot of tricks in order to play truant, so he coaxed, lied and threatened: "Yes, my family, Caesar is not smart. , No one will inherit your father's family business in the future, and Caesar is so old, it seems that it is time to give birth to a younger brother for you."
Little Caesar: "...brother?"
Arnold lowered his eyes and looked at his son lovingly. In order to let the little ones at home believe that he was not joking and coaxing him, he said directly: "It just so happens that Dad wants to make up a wedding for your papa recently. After the wedding, I will take a vacation for a while. Let’s go on a honeymoon trip together, and then you can follow Uncle Barrow, or go to the next island to grab a meal. When you come back, you can conceive a little brother.”
Arnold was very serious when he said these words. Little Caesar listened, and the more he listened, the more frightened he felt.
(⊙v⊙) Brother?younger brother?He doesn't want a little brother, papa belongs to him alone!Dad's tricks were also run by him alone!The big tiger cat can only be ridden by him alone!When the younger brother came, he gave his things to the younger brother, just like the brothers next door gave him the snack bankbook!
Little Caesar has a natural instinct to protect food, which has nothing to do with selfishness. He is an only child, and he was spoiled by his family until he was four years old. His elder brother has always let him. After getting used to this kind of life, of course he will reject new family members .
Arnold understood what the child was thinking, and he saw it, but he didn't step back, nor was he shaken by Caesar's rejection. He made it very clear. He said so, and he really planned to do so.
Caesar would not be the only child in the family. He would have younger brothers, maybe only one, or maybe more. As the eldest son, he had already received more care, and he would naturally have to learn to take on more responsibilities as an older brother in the future.
After Arnold and Caesar finished talking, Caesar was very nervous about Caesar's reaction. He felt that since the child rejected his brother, should he change the planned itinerary? !They can't force Caesar to have a younger brother.
Arnold explained to Caesar: "He is used to it alone, and it is normal to reject brothers. After all, unlike quadruplets who were born together and grew up together. Although Caesar is a little smart, he has always been a kind child. Relax, his With a small head, the most you worry about is how much snacks will be distributed, and you won't really reject them."
Although Arnold said so, Caesar was still very worried.
Little Caesar is also very conflicted recently, his father is going to get married, and after marriage, he will have a little brother, no one wants him, woo woo woo, he is going to become a redundant burden in the family.
When Mo and Baro went to the island to visit Little Caesar, they almost laughed when they heard the child's cry.
"Your two fathers got married, didn't they find you a stepfather and stepmother, you little guy, are you too worried?"
Little Caesar frowned and clenched his little crazy fist angrily: "Uncle Baro, can you watch the fun if it didn't happen to you?"
Mo took out the light screen and started to use fw to post the status, while pointing to the light screen keyboard while laughing: "It's all right, what are you afraid of, you have so many fans, thousands of fan mothers, tell your fan mothers, It will be resolved in minutes."
This is what mo said on fw [Little Caesar just said; father is going to get married and have a younger brother, and he will fall out of favor in the future, what should he do?Wait online, hurry up! 】mo and Barrow are two people who watch the excitement and don’t think it’s a big deal. Arnold’s fans like to go to mo to check their presence, and they can always get some dry goods. When mo said this, countless fans responded immediately, but everyone’s attention Nothing is quite right--
【What did you say? ! ! ! !Caesar's fathers are getting married! ! ?OMG! !The kids are four years old! !They finally remembered that they weren't married yet? ! 】【Holy shit, who will explain to me, are Caesar and Arnold married, or is it that one of them is married to the other?Judging by Little Caesar's tone of falling out of favor, why does it feel like Arnold has found him a stepfather? 】【Aooooooooooow! !marry!marry!marry! 】
【OMG! ! ! !Arnold finally remembered about marrying Caesar! ?The two of them have worked without a license for so many years, and their children are four years old, and they finally remembered to get married. 】……
Mo was scrolling through the message board, Caesar's two little paws were drooping on Mo's wrist, he leaned on his toes to look at the light screen, and twisted his little butt: "What did the fans and aunts say?"
Mo raised his eyes and looked at Little Caesar sympathetically: "The aunts are all concerned about the marriage of your two fathers, and they didn't think of taking care of you."
Little Caesar: "..." qaq
Barrow was at the side to join in the fun: "The fans all want them to get married. Once you get married and have a younger brother, you don't even have the special care of the fans' mother. From now on, they will send milk powder toys to the younger brother, not you."
Little Caesar had an intuition that Uncle Barrow was talking nonsense, but the child was only four years old, and no matter how smart he was, he was no better than an adult. So under Barrow's help, little Caesar was about to cry in depression, with a sullen face, and said aggrievedly: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, what do we do then?"
Mo glared at Baro, Baro smiled mischievously, and touched his chin, "Silly boy, think about it, since you can't reverse the fact that you have a younger brother, how about this, from now on, you hold your brother tightly, In this way, when your father takes pictures, you are also in the camera, and you circle around your younger brother. You can get half of what your younger brother has. Originally, you had one, but now you can get another from your younger brother. Wouldn't it be better to divide it into half?"
Little Caesar worked hard on his fingers in his heart, one plus half was one and a half, and one and a half was more than one and a half. Hey, think about it this way, it seems that the multiple brothers really made money!
Mo also snapped his fingers next to him, and after giving half to his younger brother, he would lose 50.00%, and then take half from his younger brother, that would be 70.00%.
But when he raised his eyes, he saw little Caesar hugging Baro's leg excitedly, holding his little neck high, looking at him with admiration: "Uncle Baro, what you said makes sense."
Mo opened his mouth, this is a loss no matter what, how is Baro justified?
But no matter what, Little Caesar was deeply impressed by Baro's reasoning. He felt that having a younger brother would give him a lot of snacks!Lots of extra toys!Brother is great!Dad, hurry up and give birth to a little brother!
Little Caesar had long forgotten the "threat" his younger brother posed to his life, and he chased Caesar all day long for his little brother, which made Caesar dumbfounded, and turned his head to beat Arnold: "Look at the good things you did, now my son God wants me to give birth, where can I give birth to him?"
Arnold didn't know that Barrow was behind the scenes, but he was only amused by the appearance of little Caesar arguing for a younger brother. He pinched Caesar's bun face and said, "That's okay, give birth to a little brother for you, and you go to kindergarten?"
Now little Caesar is not entangled at all: "Go! Go! I want a younger brother, let Baba give birth to a younger brother for me, I want a younger brother." He will keep the snacks for the younger brother, and he can also keep the pocket money. There are toys!
Arnold finished coaxing his son, and now he can prepare for the wedding smoothly, but his original plan to keep a low profile was completely interrupted. With the big mouth of mo, everyone in the galaxy now knows that he is going to get married.
Fans have frantically brushed messages under the carefully stuffed fw [The wedding will not be broadcast live, I will show you to death! 】【The wedding is not broadcast live, blowing up your studio! 】
[The wedding is not broadcast live, take away your son! 】
[The wedding is not broadcast live, I slept with your wife! 】
……
Well, anyway, after it was confirmed that Arnold and Caesar were finally going to make up the wedding, the fans were almost blackened and clamored for the live broadcast of the wedding. If they didn't live broadcast, they would line up and drown at the gate of their island home.
Arnold didn't expect a wedding to blow up fans like this. He sincerely asked the current big bosses Sam and Jian Anning: "It's just a wedding. Fans need to be so excited?"
Jian Anning exploded directly, almost knocking the dinner plate on Arnold's head, and shouted: "Your child is born!! Wait for four or five years after you get married, and I will explode if I am paralyzed!" No, she It's already blown up.
Arnold picked up the handkerchief, wiped the drool on his face, and said calmly, "I have a certificate."
Sam said quietly: "It's even more shameless not to marry even if you have a certificate?"
In short, in everyone's mind, Arnold, a male god who got a certificate and gave birth to a child without getting married, is really shameless.It's not short of money, and it's not that you can't afford people. What's wrong with holding a wedding in a little time? !It's really thanks to me, Caesar, who is such a good man.
Caesar is in his twenties, and now he is quite a male god, not losing to Arnold at all, and coupled with the many awards in the show, he is already in the limelight as Arnold was back then.With Caesar like this, Arnold didn't make up for a wedding, he really deserves a beating!
The fans waited and waited, endured and endured, and finally, it was today.
Arnold didn't expect to make up a wedding by himself. So many people had resentment. He asked Caesar if he thought the same, and Caesar was even more puzzled: "Ah? We are a legal couple, why are they scolding you?"
Arnold looked at the sea outside the window: "..." Caesar is not in a hurry, what are the fans in a hurry for?
No matter what, since Arnold and Caesar decided to make up such a wedding, they had to do what they had to do, and they had to do it well.For a wedding, the more grand and dreamy the better.
After all, men also have fairy tales in their hearts, but not women.
Arnold found a planning company, held a meeting in person and decided on several wedding plans, including aerial weddings, outer space weddings, and of course various pastoral and European styles, but Arnold was not very satisfied with them.
The planning company said to Arnold: "Or, you can refer to Mr. Caesar's meaning."
Arnold said: "This is a surprise for him, he knows it all, what other surprises are there?"
The person who planned the company immediately shut up, thought for a while, and said, "If you want to be surprised and romantic, or, can we have a fairy tale theme?"
Arnold raised his eyes and paused, "Fairy tale?"
The planner nodded: "Yes, fairy tales, European-style palaces, white horses, forests, romantic oceans, carriages, and fireworks. Since the guests are all friends from the entertainment industry, it's just right. It's like shooting a movie. Everyone wears Big skirt, European-style tuxedo, like throwing a grand banquet. What do you think of this idea?"
Arnold synthesized all the elements just now in his mind, turned his head slowly, raised his eyebrows and said, "This is not bad."
@
Nishizawa is either filming or taking care of his son recently. He doesn't care much about the wedding, mainly because he doesn't feel much. He has been married for so long, and the moment of passion is long past, but now he is looking for a kind of family in his heart stability.
The media and the Internet are full of news about their marriage. Someone has already received the invitation and showed it off, causing a bunch of fans to scream and shout.
But there is no news about the legendary live broadcast. Fans eagerly hope to watch the live broadcast like watching a TV show. Someone in the circle asked Nishizawa if there was such a thing, and Nishizawa had to reply: "I don't know anything, I just I know that Caesar has gained three catties recently, and he is almost too heavy to hold."
Just when the fans threatened to fly mechs and planes to the island to watch the wedding scene, Arnold finally admitted that he had negotiated with the authorized party for the webcast, and would release [-] small flying insect cameras at the wedding scene that day. Live wedding.
This news almost made Arnold's fans faint in the toilet with excitement. They have followed the male god for so many years. Arnold really did not procrastinate when he did things. He said that he would broadcast live.
Which star have you seen get married live? !
My god!My god!Only my male god!
Arnold's fans started to spontaneously plan the fan group's blessing on the wedding day, but was stopped by the studio. Sam went to the fan executives in person and said that they didn't need to do anything, as long as they watched carefully. Arnold is Arnold, and there will be nothing wrong with his wedding The blemish is a bit regretful, after all, in his life, this wedding is the only one lover.
When the fans heard Sam's report, they were so moved that they almost burst into tears. Caesar is so lucky to be able to spend time with Arnold. That sentence, one wedding, one lover, really drives people crazy with envy.
It took two full months from planning and publicizing the news of the marriage to preparing for the wedding. All the headlines during this period were squeezed out by Arnold and Caesar's wedding without exception.
Every time there was a headline, it would be forced to be replaced due to the high attention paid to the wedding. After two months of existence, finally, this mysterious and grand wedding came slowly in the anticipation of everyone.
@
The next day was the wedding, but Caesar didn't hear any movement, no clothes, no one to contact him, and the island was quiet as usual, and even the friends around him didn't have any unexpected reactions.
Nishizawa really wondered if there was really a live-streamed wedding the next day, and was he one of the grooms?
He asked Arnold for the script, and Arnold replied, "It's not an announcement, where is the script?"
Caesar was a little nervous: "You have been preparing for so long, you will not just have a light meal with me in church, right? The scene is not big?"
Arnold nodded: "Big, big, very big!"
Caesar stared: "Don't you tell me, what am I going to do tomorrow?"
Arnold smiled domineeringly, and touched Caesar's neck: "Don't worry, someone will tell you what you are going to do tomorrow."
Caesar: "Surprise?"
Arnold: "Yes, surprise."
Caesar was sweating a little: "I have a hunch that this wedding may be difficult for me for the rest of my life."
Arnold nodded: "Of course, I will never forget it."
Caesar asked again: "What about Caesar tomorrow? The flower girl?"
Arnold finally couldn't help laughing: "Don't worry about him, he has a script, but you don't."
Caesar directly relied on me in his heart, even his son had a script, and Arnold played quite a big game this time.
But he has always trusted Arnold, although he was vaguely uncertain, he still applied a mask before going to bed, and fell asleep after applying it.That night, he didn't wait for Arnold to return to his room, and he didn't know what kind of wedding would greet him the next day.
@
When Caesar opened his eyes, he almost burst into tears. He didn't think so. After working hard for so long, her husband and son had all their career and house bills. Could it be that they were reborn again, going back to before liberation?
But he blinked, and still recognized the man standing by the bed——Sam.
But Sam's outfit was really funny. He was wearing a short wig and the clothes that European men would wear in more than ten centuries.
Sam dressed up like this, bent down to look at Caesar on the bed, and smiled at the staring him.
"Dear prince, are you awake?"
Caesar didn't react, and exploded in the second second. He sat up all of a sudden, and the mask on his face flew to the corner of the wall.
It's over, it's over, isn't this sam, has he been reborn again?
Caesar was terrified, but when he saw the other people standing at the foot of the bed, he was almost scared to death.
Jian Anning, Qin Feng, and Ai Wei lined up, dressed like maids. They held toiletries in their hands, breakfast, black tea, and stood quietly on the bed. Seeing Caesar sitting up, they all bowed and knelt Salute: "Your Highness."
The leader, Jian Anning, walked up to Caesar, reached out and pulled his arm, and smiled slightly: "Your Highness." Then, she secretly pinched Caesar, glanced in one direction, and whispered in his ear to remind him Said: "Master, cooperate with me, even if you don't have a script, can you show your basic qualities as an actor?!"
Caesar was stunned, "Jane?" Then he raised his eyes, and finally saw the unremarkable little flying insect cameras flying around the bed.
Now, he finally realized that he was not reborn.Realizing this, the stone in his heart fell to the ground, and he relaxed. Only then did he suddenly realize that this was his wedding, not rebirth.
Here's Arnold's surprise!
Caesar looked at the strangely dressed acquaintance, and then at the decoration inside the house, covered his face with one hand on the spot, dumbfounded.This room had white walls and red floor tiles before going to bed yesterday, but after one night, it turned into a frankly European court style.
The golden carpet, crystal chandelier, and furniture have all changed, and even a flower shed at the bottom of the window sill has been planted with delicate red roses.
He finally understood now, Arnold's surprise was really amazing.It almost scared him to death.
Caesar gasped for breath, and Sam finally couldn't help but gritted his teeth and reminded him in a low voice: "Have you reacted? Isn't it too long to react? How about a live broadcast! It's a live broadcast!"
Caesar showed one eye: "A few minutes delay?"
Jian Anning: "Six minutes."
Caesar finally burst out laughing, nodded, thanking himself for sleeping in pajamas last night, while lifting the quilt.
He stepped on the ground with bare feet, washed his hands and drank tea like a real noble prince, and finally walked behind the huge European-style screen, and changed into the court tuxedo specially prepared for him.
When he came out, Jian Anning straightened the bow tie and the folds on his shoulders for him. Caesar raised his chin slightly, stood up straight, and stared at the camera. At this moment, he was a real prince.
@
The fans never expected that after waiting for two months, Arnold gave him such a trick, and the surprise came so unexpectedly that they were confused.
When they saw Caesar opening his eyes with a mask on in the live broadcast, they just wanted to kneel down to Arnold. You guys are so big, can't you give the male lead a script?
You see, we, Caesar, were so scared that the mask flew out!
Barrage--
【Caesar's expression of 'Fuck, I scared my dad to death' is too obvious. 】
【Hahahaha, this is definitely not an act, I laughed so hard, Arnold must have not told Caesar in advance that they are playing cross-dressing, with a husband like this, how about life being reduced every minute. 】【Uncle Sam's legs are so short qaq】
[My goddess Ivy is reduced to shorting the washbasin for the prince, why didn't mo bombard your island? 】【233333 It turns out that Nishizawa can also apply facial masks, can I ask the brand? 】How about Arnold's pursuit of perfection? When "what brand is the prince's mask" flying all over the upper layer of the light screen, finally, the director in the live broadcast room Youyou resumed [Nishizawa's same mask, buy 100 sheets and get free Coupons, buy more and get more, with a link address] The fans are completely overwhelmed, dumbfounding [Male god, you remember to advertise for sponsorship, you don’t even know how to show Caesar a script?Turn around and wait for Xixi to scratch your face with blood! ] Caesar certainly didn't have time to scratch his face right now, he didn't even see Arnold's shadow.
After tidying up his clothes, he took advantage of the 6-minute live broadcast break to ask Sam to pinch off the small flying insect camera in the room, hurriedly went to the bathroom, and asked directly after he came out, "Do you all have scripts?"
Ivy began to roll her eyes: "For this wedding, my mother has rehearsed countless times back and forth. At least I am also a main supporting role. Do you know how many roles I have taken on by myself?! Hurry up, turn on the camera after peeing , there is still a camera when you go out, a group of people are waiting for you!"
Caesar's face turned pale, he had never been so nervous before, "How to act?"
Qin Feng stared: "Act? What else do you want to act in your wedding?"
Caesar: "No one told me that there is a plot of 'Prince'!"
With the director's headset plugged into Sam's ear: "Hurry up, hurry up, there's a rush over there, don't ask for a script, what script do you want, it's a surprise if you have a script."
Caesar hurriedly stood in front of the camera, posed in a straight and handsome posture, and asked, "What's the next scene?"
Qin Feng, as the main screenwriter, took it for granted: "The next scene is to meet the king. Your father is the king. He wants you to marry a powerful duke, but you just fell in love with the prince who has led it. So you have a rival scene of quarreling." .”
After hearing this, Caesar almost knelt down to Qin Feng.
Jian Anning burst into laughter, and said in a low voice: "Just kidding, there is no next scene, just play it yourself, and you can see Caesar when you go out."
Caesar breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time, the signal of the small flying insect camera in the house was turned on.
Caesar walked out of the door, confident and calm in front of the camera, his heart beating. After walking out of the door, as expected, the style of the entire corridor changed. There was a servant standing every three meters in the corridor.
Caesar walked out the door, and at the same time, a small dumpling threw himself into his arms, Caesar squatted down, and picked up the small dumpling in a cloak.
Caesar stared at the crown crookedly on his head, nestled in Caesar's arms, and said his lines softly and innocently: "Prince, you are about to get married, you will marry that king before I grow up, Are you not waiting for me?"
Caesar laughed heartily and pinched Caesar's nose: "The prince is getting married, the prince can take you with him, and you can live in the castle of the king and the prince in the future. Do you want to be together?"
Caesar: "Then kiss me."
Caesar poked Caesar on the cheek, Caesar nodded immediately, and said seriously: "Well, it seems that I am destined to be a fool. I hope the king who wants to marry you will not dislike me, or wait for me When he grows up, he will definitely snatch you away on a dragon and make him regret it for the rest of his life."
[Fan: As expected of a trickster from a young age! !The foundation of this line is too good! !This expression is too professional! 】【Fan: Who wrote the script?How can a prince marry a king and take a third son on the road? 2333 Why give Caesar such a role, you villains! ] Caesar is holding Caesar, the eldest prince is leading the little prince, followed by the entourage all the way, Jian Anning, Sam and his group are at the front, and they are playing soy sauce all the way behind them.
Along the way, the camera was facing Caesar, from the third floor to the first floor, and the indoor scenes captured were dreamy, with light blue wall tiles, crystal chandeliers, and red carpets inlaid with gold.
Finally, the group of them arrived at the gate of the main house.
The three-meter-high door was pushed open from the outside. Caesar hugged Caesar, only feeling the glare of the sun shining into the house from the outside. He felt the glare, so he raised his hand to cover it in front of his eyes, and hugged Caesar with one hand.
After a flash of white light, finally, his pupils adjusted to the sunlight, he put down his hands, took two steps forward, and came to the door.
Looking up, he suddenly saw Arnold wearing a white tuxedo riding on a tall white horse, and behind him, there were six neat rows of black horse cavalry.
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