Caesar and Arnold initially reached a consensus, and the two formed a partnership. In view of the unknown relationship between MO and Ivy, the four of them have been automatically divided into two groups by Caesar, and I am in the same group as the male god. A group with his little prince of rock and roll.

The planet they are on has obviously just been developed, and the car has been driving for 10 to [-] minutes, and it is still deserted. Caesar is driving in front of the camera, and Arnold is bored playing with the mobile phone in his hand. Occasionally, the two talk, behind the camera Zhang Kai had already left to pick up MO Ivy and the others, leaving the other staff members of the director team and Sam Jian Anning to watch.

From the point of view of the director team, since Caesar and Arnold can drive, the checkpoints they set along the way must be basically useless, but...they really underestimated the IQ of the male god and Caesar.

Arnold easily deduced the logic of the director team - they can't drive, they can only walk, they can't just walk, there must be some means of transportation on the road, what is the means of transportation?

Just take a look and you'll know!

So after driving for 20 minutes, hehe, besides the wasteland full of weeds, another thing finally appeared on the side of the road.Except for the two wheels and the pedals, the "thing" was covered in green and was leaning against a dead tree alone. It was something Caesar was very familiar with - a bicycle!

Caesar stopped the car and got out of the car with Arnold. When the two approached, they saw the car lock on the rear wheel at the same time, and there was a key in the car lock.

"..." This guy doesn't have access to the village or the back of the shop, is there something wrong with hanging a lock?Does the director seem to have a high IQ?Or is it not called a bicycle without a padlock?A padlock is just a padlock with a key in it. What's the point of a padlock?

Arnold naturally also saw the lock, and Caesar obviously felt the male god let out a deep breath, as if he was worried about the IQ level of the director team.

Arnold said: "It's a bicycle." Then he walked over and bent over to unlock it.

If Caesar didn't know how to drive, they must have found the bicycle after walking for a while, and then one of them drove away with the other.According to the game rules of getting one point for doing one thing right, one point can be scored naturally by riding a bicycle.

Caesar and Arnold could understand what was going on at the same time without communicating, so Caesar turned around and drove, and Arnold got on his bicycle and rode away.

Not even half an hour after the start, Caesar and Arnold had already done one thing right and each got one point. The assistant director silently sent a confirmation text message to Arnold's cell phone while secretly vomiting blood. Both of them have such IQs. Gao... Can you finish recording the show properly?

Caesar drove the car very slowly, with the windows open, and Arnold was following along on the side of the window on his bicycle.Usually in the crew, Nishizawa has only seen two kinds of male gods, one is Arnold when he was filming, and the other is him outside of filming.Outside of filming, Arnold is silent most of the time, unlike other actors who will find things for themselves or find ways to play, so Caesar basically looks very serious when he sees Arnold.

At this moment, Arnold was wearing white clothes and black trousers, wearing sunglasses and resting his hands on the front of the car. His arms were straight, and he was riding like this, neither fast nor slow, and he was really handsome! !

Even if Nishizawa has seen many handsome men and beautiful women on the crew of "Bloodline", he has to admit that a man with taste like Arnold is really handsome. Even if he is riding a bicycle, he can exude a unique masculine charm.

Caesar thought to himself that the male god is indeed a male god, and he can be so handsome while riding a bicycle.Thinking of this, he took out his mobile phone, pointed the lens out of the window, held the steering wheel with one hand and distracted his attention, and pressed the shutter with the other hand to take several photos in a row.

Arnold looked back at Caesar wearing sunglasses, and asked, "What are you doing?!"

Caesar raised his phone to the steering wheel, looked at the pictures he had taken of Arnold's handsome side face, and said, "Take a picture." Just after finishing speaking, the phone rang again, and Caesar got his second message of the day Confirm SMS.

Two people: "..."

Caesar held the steering wheel with one hand, stared at the mobile phone in his hand, and said hello, it's okay! ! ?Arnold had already stepped on the ground, got off the bike decisively, and threw the bike aside.

Originally, Caesar got one point for driving and Arnold got one point for riding a bicycle. The two just got one point each, and it was just good for everyone to live in peace. Now Caesar got another point by accident, and the balance was broken. Arnold knows how to "follow the rules" How could someone let Caesar go?

So he got out of the car, took out his phone, Caesar immediately put the phone aside, and said honestly: "It's a camera function, and your phone also has it!" After speaking, he took the initiative to confess how to use it.

So after Caesar accidentally took a few profiles of Arnold, Arnold also pressed the shutter on the helpless Caesar in the car. Sure enough, Arnold's cell phone rang to confirm the score.

Jian Anning watched from the studio, felt sorry for Caesar, and punched Sam several times: "Arnold acted so shamelessly, is it really good to broadcast it?"

Sam sighed deeply, and also expressed concern. He wondered if Arnold was too involved in the drama?It's just a show, and it's too domineering and serious, and it's too different from the image in the fans' minds. Now he's starting to worry about the effect of the broadcast.

The two agents expressed their concerns about Arnold at the same time, but the people from the planning team and the director team next to them murmured in a circle, and the director team said: "Hey, this is good, and it will be cut into the trailer when the time comes, fans We must have never seen Arnold take pictures of people."

"Arnold just wants to be domineering! The more shameless the better! What to do, I think the shameless male god is really cute!! The contrast is cute."

"Write it down, and remember to keep this paragraph in the later stage when you look back."

Two brokers: "..."

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The text message rules are not fully written, but after Arnold also scored a point for taking pictures, Caesar and Arnold quickly realized that it seems that as long as different people use the same thing correctly, everyone can score? !

So Caesar got out of the car decisively and took a look at the bicycle twice; Arnold couldn't drive, so Caesar taught him how to step on the clutch to change gears, which is the accelerator and which is the brake, and how to control the steering wheel.Arnold learns things very quickly and has a super comprehension ability. After a few minutes, he can change gears and drive by himself.

So with the tacit cooperation of the two, Caesar and Arnold got their third point at the same time.

The director team vomited blood, and Caesar and Arnold clapped hands in front of the camera as if they were still working happily together.

After cheating the scores, the two threw their bikes into the trunk. Arnold was driving, and Caesar was sitting in the co-pilot. Now the two get along more naturally. Caesar took out his phone and fumbled it, and shook it at the camera. Said: "I also upgraded the system of the mobile phone before, do I get extra points? I will also unlock and open the screen by myself, can this also get extra points?"

[Director team QAQ: No extra points! 】

Arnold was obviously in a good mood, and he talked a lot more than at the beginning, especially Caesar became excited after scoring a three-pointer, and kept adjusting his mobile phone to the camera to ask for extra points.

So behind the camera, everyone saw Caesar looking at the main camera in the car, bringing his big face and mobile phone together from time to time——

"Can I adjust the ringtone? Bonus points?" "Delete the app, bonus points?" "I can play all games, bonus points?" "Change the screen saver wallpaper, bonus points?" "Mute the vibration, bonus points?" Screen brightness, extra points?"...

The program group where Tom was not there was about to explode. The assistant director sent Zhang Kai a newsletter, crying and describing the current situation with Caesar and Arnold.

When Zhang Kai heard that Caesar and Arnold had scored three points alone, he almost jumped out of the spaceship out of breath, and said angrily, "Fart!! Upgrading a system also adds points? Why doesn't he say that he is handsome? "

Zhang Kai just got mad on this side, and on the other side, Caesar has replaced a photo of Arnold wearing sunglasses riding a bike with the current mobile phone wallpaper and screen saver, and then turned the phone to face the camera, blinking Blinking and naively asked: "Should I change the wallpaper to such a male god?"

Zhang Kai didn't know what was going on here, so he heard the screams and cries of the woman in his program group on the communication side: "Add! Add! Add!...Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Arnold is really handsome and crazy."

Zhang Kai jumped up on the spaceship: "Add fart!! Add what?"

The assistant director quickly explained and cut off the communication, and Caesar in the camera had already started playing with the entire program group.

He pointed the camera lens of his mobile phone at Arnold who was driving, and took a burst of shots from various angles. He also used the front camera to take a photo of the two of them. It’s Arnold, the super invincible male god in the universe, male god, what do you want to say to the crew who are responsible for sending text messages to confirm bonus points?”

Arnold has just been amused by Caesar's series of actions, as if he was influenced by Caesar, the cold and arrogant aura on him was naturally covered by the relaxed atmosphere at the moment, and he curled his lips under the sunglasses corner, said: "Move the camera over."

Caesar pushed the lens of the miniature camera over to face the driver's seat.

Arnold usually has the corners of his mouth tight, and it is easy to give people a very serious feeling when wearing sunglasses, but at this moment, the corners of his mouth curved into an arc, and he smiled and said to the camera: "For the sake of Caesar's hard work , no extra points?"

No extra points?No extra points?Did the male god say no extra points? ! !

Ahhh! !add!add!add!A female director started shouting in the studio on the spot. It can't be blamed for her lack of concentration. The main reason is that the close-up of Arnold smiling at the camera and talking is so attractive!Most people can't resist it! !It feels like Arnold is talking to himself through the camera, not to mention women, men may not necessarily resist it!

After Arnold finished speaking, Caesar pushed the camera back, and after pushing back, he brought his face closer, shook the phone in his hand, and began to shamelessly bargain with the camera: "I recorded the live video on my phone, There are still many private photos of Arnold. Does the director need a sister?!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Caesar was brought back by Arnold. Caesar was stunned for a moment, and asked, "Ah? Male god, do you have any objections?"

Arnold said: "Did you ask me when you sold my private photos and videos?"

Then under the camera, Caesar and Arnold began to discuss how to use photos and videos to blackmail the score of the director team.

Caesar: "I can only sell it at a low price during the extraordinary period. Don't be angry, male god. I think so, and I can't make it too embarrassing for the program team. What do you think of ten cards for one point? I have almost four Ten photos can be exchanged for four points, and the video screen is not long, so let’s exchange four points, so the total is eight points, you get four points and I get four points.”

【Program group:...】

Arnold put one hand on the manual gear and held the steering wheel with the other. He looked very cool while driving while wearing sunglasses, and what he said was even cooler: "Five points for the video screen, nine points in total, I get five points and you get four points."

【Program group:...】

Caesar stared: "The photos and videos I took!"

The corner of Arnold's lips twitched proudly: "The person you photographed is me." The implication of the male god was that if Caesar photographed someone else, he would not have the capital to negotiate.

【Program group:...】

Caesar heard what Arnold said, thought about it, and thought it was quite reasonable, so he nodded and said: "Okay, that's it." Then he leaned in front of the camera and said: "Just now I discussed with the male god After a while, the video screen is five points, anyone want?"

Program group: Pfft... don't make it look like you were chatting privately just now, okay? ! ?He said it directly under the camera! !Is it fun? !

Sam and Jian Anning had already found the air conditioner to cool off, and they felt that they needed to calm down at the same time. Zhang Kai's show is really amazing!Absolutely!

The program group will be ruined by Nishizawa, but in terms of the value of the recording, this segment is indeed very good. After much deliberation, the director team still gave Nishizawa and Arnold a point. When the confirmation text message was sent That's it【Confirm!Beauty seduces the director!Shameless! ps: Photos and videos are kept! !Do not delete! ! 】

When Zhang Kai came back, Caesar and Arnold had already scored four points each. He just went back to pick up Ivy and MO. When he came back, Caesar and Arnold had scored so many points that he almost vomited blood. The plans are completely different! !

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Zhang Kai brought the director team up and down, took out the tape that was recorded earlier, and said to them: "Tell me, why did they get so many points after I left for a while?!"

The assistant director explained: "In the beginning, Caesar got one point for driving, and then they saw a bicycle on the road, and Arnold got one point; Caesar took a photo of Arnold with his mobile phone while driving, and got one point; Ze scored a point for taking a photo, and he took out his phone to take a photo and got another point. Two points for each of them."

Zhang Kai frowned: "And then?"

Assistant director: "Then they quickly discovered the implicit rules. Caesar rode a bicycle and taught Arnold to drive a car, and they each scored another point."

Zhang Kai: "...What about the four points?"

The assistant director could only ask someone to pick out the tape of Caesar's bargaining and show it to Zhang Kai, and then covered his face and said speechlessly: "Then Caesar and the male god began to play happily together." He didn't say directly, the first Four points are actually the "shameless" points added to the two.

When Zhang Kai saw that part, he raised his hand silently to cover his eyes, which was "shameless" enough, but in terms of the value of the shooting, he was very satisfied. Caesar was working hard to cooperate with the game, and Arnold also showed his The other side of the unknown, this section must be cut into the program.

On the light screen opposite the office round table, Nishizawa was still haggling with the program crew for the camera, but Zhang Kai showed a satisfied smile on his face.

At this moment, the little prince of rock and roll and his rumored girlfriend and Caesar's number one brain fan Ivy stood at the intersection where the car was parked before.

The little flying insect camera circled around the two of them, Ivy built a pergola on her forehead, and glanced at the endless wasteland with her eyes, and finally her eyes fell on two shallow wheel marks on the ground not far away superior.

The little prince of rock and roll, with his green hair, was carrying the bag thrown to them by the program crew in one hand, and the phone in the other hand, frowning and looking around.

Ivy suddenly felt a sense of sadness, the sky was wild and vast, and she was standing in the same place as a killer in the Gobi Desert. There was no one around. Is Nima really recording a show?

There was nothing, really nothing, of course they would not have known that Caesar and Arnold not only opened the car, but also towed the bicycle away.

MO and Ivy looked at each other, and both of them had blank expressions on their faces at the same time. Ivy said, "What should we do now?"

As a man, MO certainly wouldn’t tell a woman that he didn’t know. He took a look at what he called a mobile phone, opened it according to the way Tom taught him before, and then poked his fingers on the screen randomly, and finally turned to Contact the other two numbers.

Ivy stood next to him and watched. When she saw the names of Arnold and Caesar, she said excitedly: "Yes, yes, this is it. The director said that the mobile phone can communicate."

MO poked it with his finger, poked it again, the phone was dialed, and soon the other end was connected, and Caesar's voice came from the receiver: "Hello?"

As Caesar's number one brain fan, Ivy immediately called out: "Caesar!!!! It's me, I'm Ivy, where are you?!"

Caesar was stunned for a moment and said, "Have you arrived yet?"

Ai Wei: "It's here, the director sent us here and left, saying that the recording will start now, there is nothing in this place!"

MO rolled his big eyes, he really convinced the woman, can he grasp the key points and speak? MO pushed Ivy away, and said to the mobile phone: "Hi, I'm MO, what's the situation with you now? I don't have anything here. The director sent us to an intersection and left. Only leave us Got two...mobile phones."

Caesar said: "I know where you are, stand still, we will come right away."

After hanging up the phone, MO and Ai Wei stared at each other, both of them suddenly regretted, what kind of crap program is this?Just record like this?Tell them nothing?What is the situation now? !

The phones of the two rang at the same time, and MO already knew how to use the phone, so he clicked on it, and Ivy flipped the phone over, and just after turning on the screen, MO's phone rang again.

MO stared at the screen, and soon after reading the rules, he received a text message confirming the score. Although the little prince of rock and roll looked unreliable with green hair on his head, his brain was still very good, and he quickly reacted "do it right "What does it mean-he just dialed the phone, which means that if you use something correctly, you can score.

Only then did Ivy slowly finish reading the text message, but the woman's sensitivity and carefulness made her quickly realize that the ringtone of MO just rang twice! !

MO kicked the phone into his pocket, put his hands in his pockets, raised his chin, whistled, and began to act as if he didn't know anything and was waiting for someone.

Ivy cast her eyes viciously: the posture is too fake!

MO knew that he couldn't fool Ivy, but at this moment he didn't know that Caesar and Arnold on the other end had already made up his mind.

Arnold just learned how to drive, and the posture of shifting gears and turning around is already quite chic, and Caesar muttered like a military adviser next to him: "I just remembered that MO called me. The basic function of the mobile phone is Communication, besides text messages, is phone calls, if you say he calls me, will he also get a point?"

Arnold's expression was hidden under the sunglasses, and he said coolly: "You will know if you grab it!"

Both Caesar and Arnold drove very slowly before, but now they turned around to pick up MO and Ivy, but they drove very fast, with a speed of 120, and it didn't take long to drive back to the original place along the path.

MO and Ai Wei watched in amazement at the same time as the four-wheeled car rushed towards them and stopped a few meters away, causing the dust on the ground to fly.Then the driver's and co-pilot's doors opened at the same time, and Arnold and Caesar walked out from left to right.

Handsome guys are always eye-catching, not to mention a man with a strong aura like Arnold came out with the Asian Caesar. Ivy yelled excitedly like a little lunatic and jumped on the spot several times.

And MO was just about to raise his hand to say hello to Arnold Caesar, two male stars who had never met before, suddenly felt that something was wrong, Caesar was staring at his direction, Arnold was wearing sunglasses and couldn't see his expression, but why? Do you feel that these two people are here for you? !

Wait, no, it's not a feeling, they are here for themselves!

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