After swapping bodies with the deadly enemy

Chen Yueyang never knew that this world was much more complicated than he imagined.

He looked at his "sister" who was standing in the toilet with her skirt lifted up and calmly, and felt as if ten thousand mud horses had run over in his heart, and at the same time, ten thousand groundhogs were screaming crazily in his mind.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! !

This world is crazy--!

go fuck sister!I must be blind and blind!

"You..." Chen Yueyang pointed at Chuchu, as if he wanted to say something, but he felt that the situation in the men's room was too weird, so he held back what he wanted to say, leaving only one sentence, "I Waiting for you outside."

After speaking, he left the bathroom as if fleeing.

When he saw Chuchu wearing a short denim skirt and a small beige cashmere cape come out again, Chen Yueyang was in a bad mood.

"My...you...then what...does your mother know?" Chen Yueyang thought about his words, and then asked him this way.

The two walked out of the subway entrance while chatting about this avant-garde topic.

"I know," Chu Chu said, "and my mother is also very happy, because she has always liked her daughter, but when she gave birth to me, she hurt her body and couldn't regenerate, so I would wear women's clothes to make her happy."

"Then what do you think?" Chen Yueyang asked him.

Chu Chu said: "In the beginning, I wore skirts to make my mother happy. Later, I also thought it was quite interesting, so I also wore them outside."

Chen Yueyang: ...

Chu Chu asked him again: "Do you think I'm sick?"

"You can't say that," Chen Yueyang scratched his hair irritably, and then said, "But try to be a little... normal?"

Chu Chu was a little unhappy: "What is normal? Is it abnormal just because the things I like are different from most people? Then let me ask you—"

He jumped in front of Chen Yueyang in two or three steps, and his little face, which had always been wearing a sweet smile in the past, became serious in an instant, and then asked like a cannonball——

"Coke or Sprite?"

"Sprite."

"Chicken wings or drumsticks?"

"Chicken wings."

"Little Dragon Girl or Huang Rong?"

"Little Dragon Girl."

"Skirt or pants?"

"Is there still a choice?! How can I wear a skirt?!"

"Of course it's optional," Chu Chu said solemnly, "Why can only girls wear skirts? Boys can't? I'm not running naked in the street, and it won't affect anyone. Why can't I wear skirts?"

"I hope that I can wear skirts happily at an age suitable for wearing skirts. When I get to my brother's age, it will look strange to wear them. This is the way of life I choose. Is there any problem?"

Chen Yueyang: What he said was so reasonable that I couldn't refute it.

While talking, the two walked towards their destination, and before they knew it, they had already reached the gate of Chuchu's school.

He just entered the first grade of junior high school this year, so he hasn't grown up at all, while the boys in the second and third grades of junior high school have already begun to grow up. The 12-year-old junior high school student mixed in the junior high school campus, looking like a primary school student.

"Hey!" Chen Yueyang yelled at him, "If someone bullies you, come and find me in No. [-] Middle School!"

City No. [-] Middle School has no other skills, but the ability to cover people is first-rate. At first, he was worried that girls would be bullied by boys who owed money at school (because he often owed money when he was in junior high school), but later he knew Knowing Chuchu's true identity, he originally thought that boys are inherently safe, but for some reason, seeing this younger brother in a skirt, Chen Yueyang was even more worried than he was at first.

However, Chu Chu was not moved by his concern.

He trotted back to Chen Yueyang's side, tilted his head, and said sweetly: "Is brother worried about me? It's okay, if someone bullies me, I'll lift up my skirt, and I will definitely let them run away crying."

Chen Yueyang: ...

Chen Yueyang: That's fine, I don't have to worry about you for the rest of my life.

After watching Chuchu's back disappear gradually after entering the teaching building, he returned to his school.

The former No. [-] Middle School took the lead and returned to his old lair, and his mood was beyond ordinary excitement.

During the lunch break of class 12, it has always been known for the loudness of the vegetable market. When Chen Yueyang returns to the classroom at noon every day, he can always hear such a conversation——

"I've just practiced Yasuo's support, Rogue 6, try playing black at night?"

"If you dare to use Yasuo to assist me, I will hammer you to death with Draven!"

"Stop arguing, I know which Internet cafe has a new machine, let's try it together?"

……

But today, after he entered the class, he found that the class he was familiar with had changed.

"Where does the auxiliary line of this question connect to get a parallel result?"

"Lu Jiping, do you have a hole in your brain? You can't memorize the definition of historical materialism for three days!"

"Hey! Hurry up and return the chronology of historical events that I copied! There is an exam in class in the afternoon!"

……

???

Chen Yueyang walked into the classroom pretending to be calm, and saw his three best buddies on weekdays studying history books seriously, as if they were preparing for the quiz in the afternoon, and even Guan Zhe, a serious pesticide patient, didn't play with his mobile phone Yes, I'm also endorsing.

He originally wanted to ask some buddies to spend the night studying by himself to go to the Internet cafe to play the League of Legends, but when he saw them like this, Chen Yueyang couldn't say what he had thought about for a long time.

After the afternoon class, Chen Yueyang returned to the dormitory.

Now that the body has been changed back, there is no need to live with Shen Shicang anymore.

But while he was packing his luggage, he felt a panic in his heart.

As soon as Chen Yueyang stuffed his math books into the suitcase, Shen Shicang pushed the door open and walked in.

Seeing this situation, he was taken aback for a moment, then turned around and returned to his position without saying a word.

"Hey," Chen Yueyang couldn't help calling him, "I'm going to move back, so you have nothing to say to me?"

Shen Shicang didn't look back, instead he turned out his paper, turned on the desk lamp, and said two words coldly: "No."

Chen Yueyang: ...

As a result, Chen Yueyang felt even more panicked.

He stuffed his textbooks, notes, clothes and chargers into the suitcase as if he was gasping for breath, the sound of the books being rudely stuffed into the suitcase was a bit loud, and Shen Shicang couldn't help frowning, but he didn't speak.

The more Chen Yueyang tidied up, the more angry he felt, although he couldn't figure out why he was angry.

Obviously the two of them never lived together before;

Obviously Shen Shicang's attitude towards him before was also so cold;

Obviously, everything now is no different from before.

But he just felt very uncomfortable.

Just a second before Chen Yueyang smashed the suitcase, his cell phone rang.

Chen Yueyang took a look, it was Lu Jiping.

After he and Shen Shicang changed their bodies, they also changed their mobile phones.

But he was so upset that he didn't want to answer the phone at all, allowing Apple's system default ringtone to ring over and over again in the dormitory.

Shen Shicang frowned, and the blue water-based pen drew a deep and long straight line on the draft paper, which seemed to imply that he was in a very bad mood.

The bell rang three times, but Chen Yueyang didn't answer it until there was a knock on the door.

Chen Yueyang shouted: "Come in."

In the next second, Lu Jiping pushed open the door and cautiously poked his head in.

"Why are you shrinking back and forth?" Chen Yueyang scolded him, "Come in quickly."

Lu Jiping seemed a little scared, he glanced quietly at Shen Shicang who was sitting in front of the desk doing papers, and then he was relieved, and slowly pushed the door open and entered the room.

After all, the last time he came to 401, the famous scene of "Bidong" he saw with his own eyes is still fresh in his mind. If he saw an even more outrageous scene this time... the boss wouldn't kill him ah?

But Chen Yueyang didn't know the messy things in his mind.

Chen Yueyang asked him: "Speak quickly if you have something to say, and get out of here when you're done."

He is now extremely irritable by Shen Shicang, he wants to fight with everyone he sees.

Lu Jiping was frightened by Chen Yueyang's dynamite-like tone, and couldn't even say a word: "I'll let...let..."

He murmured for a long time, then stared at Chen Yueyang's frightening eyes, and finished what he wanted to say with a smooth mouth like a cross talk actor: "It's Lian Yuxing who came to you again and said that he wanted to treat you to dinner. Originally, Lao Song and I I wanted to reject it for you like the previous few times, but Tao Yiran from the student union spoke for him, so I will ask you again."

Chen Yueyang: Why didn't you suffocate you, a waste snack!

Fortunately, he has a good brain, so he re-read Lu Jiping's words without even a punctuation mark, and then quickly found the point, and asked, "What do you mean the previous few times?"

Lu Jiping said: "Since the basketball game, Lian Yuxing has come to see you several times. He said he was sorry and wanted to treat you to dinner, but you refused and told us to help you when we saw him come to you. Reject it first, so as not to waste time."

"Wait," Chen Yueyang became more and more confused the more he listened, "When did I say that going out to eat with him was a waste of time?"

To be honest, Chen Yueyang has always admired Lian Yuxing, not for anything else, but because he has fought invincible opponents all over the emperor for so many years, and there is only such a Lian Yuxing, who can be evenly divided with him.

But Lu Jiping became more confused the more he listened, and asked him: "Yes, you said it yourself, boss...?"

Chen Yueyang just wanted to beat him up, and by the way, he spread rumors to make him blind, but when he caught a glimpse of Shen Shicang's straight back from the corner of his eye, he suddenly figured it out.

It should be Shen Shicang's intention to reject Lian Yuxing's dinner.

But why didn't this guy mention it to him?And from what Lu Jiping said, one could guess that Lian Yuxing must have come to him more than once, why didn't Shen Shicang mention it once?

But now that Lu Jiping is here, Chen Yueyang has no way to ask Shen Shicang on the spot, so he can only say: "I see, where is he now?"

Lu Jiping replied: "Waiting for news at the back door."

Chen Yueyang nodded, and then said: "That's it, you and old Song Guanzhe and the others help me cover for my evening self-study, and I will go out with Lian Yuxing."

Lu Jiping was stunned for a moment: "Boss, Boss, why don't you take us with you when you go out? That's too shameless."

Chen Yueyang smiled: "You figured it out, he invited me to dinner, he paid for it, what would it look like if I took people there, eating and drinking?"

Lu Jiping pursed his lips and said, "That's true..."

"Then it's settled," Chen Yueyang threw the book into the suitcase, then stood up, kicked the suitcase open again, turned his head and said to Shen Shicang, "I don't have time tonight, I'll move it tomorrow."

Shen Shicang's pen tip paused for a few seconds, then he resumed his usual cold attitude, and said to him: "Whatever."

Although he was still slightly hurt by his attitude, Chen Yueyang seemed to be immune after so many times, but Lu Jiping couldn't stand seeing such a "cold" brother Cang who didn't even want to turn his head.

So, Lu Jiping asked: "Boss, brother Cang... is he angry?"

"Who knows," Chen Yueyang seemed to be asking questions, but also seemed to be answering, then patted the back of Lu Jiping's head, and said, "What are you asking for, go back to class 12 and learn your lessons!"

Lu Jiping was photographed by him.

Shen Shicang still didn't say a word.

Chen Yueyang scratched his head, and couldn't help pulling his hair twice.

Finally, he kicked his suitcase again.

Suitcase (if it could talk): Who am I messing with? !

Chen Yueyang walked to the door, held the doorknob, turned his head and said, "I'm leaving."

Shen Shicang didn't speak.

Chen Yueyang opened the door and said, "I'm really leaving."

Shen Shicang still didn't speak.

Chen Yueyang frowned, and couldn't help but "tsk", he frowned tightly, wishing to crush to death the young man in front of him who was sitting at the table with his back behind his back.

Then, he closed the door with a "touch" and left the bedroom.

……

In terms of life, one should really make a few good friends, otherwise, when one feels inexplicably aggrieved, there is really nowhere to go.

Chen Yueyang held back the unknown fire and left from 401, but when he saw Lian Yuxing, the fire was instantly forgotten by him.

"Hehe, are you willing to show off your face?" Lian Yuxing folded his arms and leaned against the pillar of the school's back door. When he saw him coming, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

Knowing that "I" had rejected him many times, Chen Yueyang could only say embarrassedly: "Isn't this a while ago when I was busy with homework, our cultural students are much worse than you."

"Come on," Lian Yuxing said, "I reckon, you are giving him face today."

After speaking, he raised his arm and pushed the boy beside him out.

Chen Yueyang saw that this person was Tao Yiran.

Let's talk about these two people, they feel inexplicably harmonious when they stand together.

Tao Yiran's figure was too thin among the boys. Even wearing thick cotton clothes, he still felt like a soft little dumpling.

Lian Yuxing, not to mention broad shoulders and long legs, has a rough and rascal air around his eyes and brows. This temperament is different from Chen Yueyang, but has a beast-like ferocity.In addition, he shaved a cut that couldn't be shorter, and a piece of red Chinese cigarette case was exposed in the pocket of his coat. Rather than saying that he is a bad boy, it is better to say that he is...

Chen Yueyang said to Lian Yuxing: "Why do you criticize so much, I can't do it when I'm here?"

"Of course," Lian Yuxing said, "The place is already reserved. If I don't drink with you today, don't leave the table with anyone."

Chen Yueyang was about to say something, but Tao Yiran took the lead.

Tao Yiran said, "Aren't you going to drink?"

When he speaks, he has a Taiwanese accent, and when he stays with Lian Yuxing, a rogue and bandit-like prick, the contrast is particularly great.

Lian Yuxing looked down at him and asked, "Are you going?"

"Can I go? Do I want to go to a nightclub to drink? Vodka, whiskey or something? I haven't been there yet, can I go and have a look?" He said very sincerely, with 12 curiosity in his tone.

"You're half right," Lian Yuxing reached out to rub his head, the boy's soft black hair had a great touch, "We're going to drink, but not to the nightclub, and... I'm inviting him today," Just as he was talking, Lian Yuxing raised his chin in the direction of Chen Yueyang, and then continued, "I will take you there if he agrees."

"I agree," Chen Yueyang agreed without thinking about it, "Of course drinking is only lively when there are many people."

Tao Yiran smiled happily when he heard his words.

When Chen Yueyang saw his expression, he felt that there was something wrong, so he asked him: "What's the situation with you two?"

Lian Yuxing raised his eyebrows: "What's the situation'?"

Chen Yueyang: "You and him." He glanced at Tao Yiran and continued to ask, "I see that you two know each other very well? What's going on?"

Lian Yuxing became a little unhappy when asked this way, and asked back: "Then I also want to ask why you and Shen Shicang are so close, who stipulates that bad boys can't make friends with good students?"

As soon as he heard the word "friend", Chen Yueyang's expression instantly became complicated.

All right, friends are friends, anyway, it's right to go out for a drink together.

The boy from the north immediately put these twists and turns behind him, completely immersed in the anticipation that he was about to start drinking.

But Tao Yiran was not so heartless.

The delicate Taiwanese boy felt that the Chen Yueyang in front of him seemed to be very similar to the chairman who used different tricks to piss off Yin Songye a few days ago.

But no matter how strange he felt about this matter, when he arrived at the barbecue restaurant, he didn't have the extra thought to think about it.

Because, in front of him was an unprecedented storm.

Lian Yuxing walked to the bar, patted the table, and shouted to the boss: "Lao Guo, first serve me 100 mutton skewers, 20 roasted kidneys, mushrooms, coriander rolls, real eggs, and potato chips, 10 skewers each, and the beer first." 3 boxes, not enough, add more later."

Tao Yiran: ...

Tao Yiran:? ? ?

what? ? ? ? ?

Just as he was crazily complaining in his heart, "Could it be that the polar bear is going to hibernate? Is it possible to eat up so much food?" Chen Yueyang followed suit.

Chen Yueyang: "Aren't you inviting me to dinner? Why don't you order my favorite grilled oysters?"

Lian Yuxing: "Just a little bit, you can order as much as you want."

Chen Yueyang: "20."

Tao Yiran couldn't help but said, "Too, too much... Maybe."

But his voice was too low, such a low-pitched sentence was completely drowned out by the yelling of a bunch of northern men in the hotel.

Lian Yuxing patted the table and said, "You look down on me, don't you? What 20? Lao Guo, order 50 oysters and serve them together!"

Tao Yiran: ...

He took a step back silently, and solemnly rechecked the number of people. Including Chen Yueyang, there were indeed only three of them.

This... Even hibernation doesn't need so much food!

Moreover, the room was greasy from the ceiling to the floor, and even the plastic plate of the Alipay WeChat payment code on the bar counter had a faint yellow oily sheen.

The most important thing is that in the entire hall, there are drunk old men everywhere, fisting, singing and bragging, it's so special!Don't!Quarrel!

Tao Yiran began to doubt life——

The nightclubs in the TV series are not like this!

The nightclub in the novel is not like this!

What about that vodka with ice cubes? !

What about those colorful neon signs? !

What about the bartenders shaking cocktails handsomely in bartender uniforms? !

……

I'm sorry, these foreign things are not available in the barbecue restaurants opened by people from the Northeast.

Two hours later, Shen Shicang, who had just finished his evening self-study, received a call for help from the Minister of Literature and Art.

He glanced at the time, it was already ten o'clock in the evening.

Tao Yiran was usually very polite and would never call him so late.

Thinking that he didn't have a regular meeting of the student union today, he thought the other party had something urgent, so Shen Shicang took it.

Tao Yiran's voice trembled a little: "Yes, President..."

Shen Shicang frowned, and asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

"Woo, President, help!" Tao Yiran was in a bad mood, "I'm at the barbecue restaurant at XX Street, and Chen and Chen Yueyang are also here, he...they are so strange, I'm so scared ..."

As soon as Shen Shicang heard that name, he quickly said: "I'll go now."

When he arrived, he saw Tao Yiran sitting next to the two drunks, shaking like a sieve, wiping his tears and chopping garlic.

Shen Shicang: ...

With a gloomy face, he walked to the familiar drunk step by step, couldn't help but raised his hand, and pushed him in disgust.

Chen Drunkard Yueyang was inexplicably pushed and staggered, leaning on the table with his hands, he turned his head to look at him.

Those peach blossom eyes soaked in wine are more beautiful than usual, the eyes are bright, and the tails of the eyes are reddish, as if they have just been washed in spring water.

Chen Yueyang squinted his eyes, glanced at Shen Shicang, then turned back and patted the table, pointed at Lian Yuxing on the opposite side of the table, and cursed while hiccupping: "You trash, we... hiccup, didn't you say Well, it’s just drinking, what do you want to find such a beautiful chick to accompany... hiccup, drink with you?"