After swapping bodies with the deadly enemy

Lu Bingyao felt that if a vixen could speak, then he must have a Taiwanese accent.

As veterans who have been with Lian Yuxing since they wore open crotch pants, although Lu Bingyao and Lian Yuxing are not "love than gold", they are also good brothers who can do anything for each other. , but he didn't expect that my Brother Lian, who had been in Harbin for many years, was fascinated by a vixen from Taipei within a few days of leaving the Northeast.

This fucking is about to become a useless person.Lu Bingyao thought so.

For Lu Bingyao, this is a sad story of the princes of Fenghuo opera.

For Lian Yuxing, this is an inspirational story of someone coming out and smashing the closet.

And for Tao Yiran... this is probably a story of a damn domineering CEO falling in love with me.

It is worth mentioning that this overlord is still an earthy overlord.

Because, Lian Yuxing and his family opened a bathhouse ヽ(°▽°)ノ

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When Tao Yiran met Lian Yuxing for the first time, he thought he was very funny.

Others come to the basketball court to cheer and cheer, either with clapping plastic clips for sports games, or with a large bag of snacks to quietly be a melon-eating crowd.

But Lian Yuxing was very special, he came with an iron club, those who didn't know thought he wanted to play a baseball game.

As for the group of bad boys, Tao Yiran has heard of it on weekdays, after all, there is such a bad example as Chen Yueyang in the city's No. [-] Middle School.

At the beginning, Tao Yiran was a little afraid of bad boys, but ever since Chen Yueyang and Shen Shicang became inseparable, Tao Yiran and Chen Yueyang became much closer objectively.

He gradually discovered that Chen Yueyang, a delinquent boy, was not as scary as in the legend.Not only is he polite and quiet, but also his work ability is very strong, not inferior to Shen Shicang, the president of the student union they are proud of.

Of course, what Tao Yiran didn't know was that under the shell of Chen Yueyang at that time was really the soul of Shen Shicang himself.

But this does not prevent Tao Yiran from redefining the concept of bad boy deep in his heart.He began to think that such people are also very cute.

Therefore, when he met such a funny person as Lian Yuxing, he couldn't help but want to get closer to him, because—this person looked funnier than Chen Yueyang—at least, in terms of accent, he was more serious than Chen Yueyang. Chen Yueyang is funny.

It was also because of the basketball game that Tao Yiran and Lian Yuxing became acquainted.

Tao Yiran usually never skips class or study late, but after getting to know Lian Yuxing, these things that he never thought about before have all become reality.

His seat in the classroom was by the window, and his class was on the first floor. One night during self-study, Tao Yiran heard someone knocking on the window.

At around eight o'clock in the evening, the sky had completely sunk, the lights in the classroom were bright, it was difficult to see what kind of scenery was outside, but in the next second, Tao Yiran saw a familiar face appearing outside the window .

The man's hair was cut into a short length, with sword-like eyebrows and phoenix eyes. His hands were propped on the window, and his shoulders looked extraordinarily wide. It seemed that he could be held in his arms through a layer of glass.

Seeing him raise his head, Lian Yuxing turned his head to the side, motioning for him to come out and speak.

But it happened to be late self-study at this time, Tao Yiran never thought about skipping self-study at all.

He shook his head in fear, his slender brows like willow leaves could not help but frown slightly, looking embarrassed and afraid.

Although... deep down in his heart, he really wanted to try what it was like to skip the evening self-study, because he had never skipped class, and he always heard people say where he would go to play after skipping class, and what kind of things he met people.

The hero in "My Girlhood" once said to the heroine: "If you skip a class without wearing a high school uniform, you will regret it when you grow up."

This kind of rebelliousness and arrogance with a little bit of evil is exactly what those ordinary and obedient children look forward to most.

They often imagine what will happen after they do these things, but they never dare to take such a step.

But this time, Tao Yiran took such a step.

Because, when he saw the tall boy outside the window, he actually raised a baseball bat, and started gesticulating against the glass of the classroom, with a look of "I'm about to smash it if no one stops me".

Seeing this situation, Tao Yiran immediately gasped in fright, and stood up from his seat with a "thump".

When he got up, he bumped the table forward and collided with the back of the chair at the front table, making such a loud noise that the whole class turned their heads to look at him, even the students on the podium The homeroom teacher who was playing on his mobile phone also looked over.

Tao Yiran looked at the head teacher with a puzzled expression, then weakly raised his hand, and said, "Mr. Teacher...I want to go to the bathroom."

The teacher didn't seem to take this episode seriously, and waved his hand to indicate that he could go out.

Tao Yiran immediately seemed to be pardoned, dropped the water-based pen in his hand, and ran out quickly.

He ran away and never came back.

When Tao Yiran ran under the window, Lian Yuxing was carrying a baseball bat and smoking a Zhonghua cigarette in his mouth. His whole body was filled with smoke, giving him a slightly decadent handsomeness.

Seeing Tao Yiran running out, Lian Yuxing extinguished the cigarette, and then threw the cigarette butt into the trash can next to the flower bed. The three-pointers on the field are equally handsome.

"You, why did you ask me to come out?" Tao Yiran asked him.

Lian and Xing paused, thought for a while, and then said to him: "Can't I call you out if I have nothing to do?"

Tao Yiran: "But I study by myself last night..."

Lian Yuxing: "If you want to study, go back."

Tao Yiran: ...

Tao Yiran: "But I'm already out!"

He really didn't understand what this man was thinking, it was obviously Lian Yuxing who was holding a stick, with an expression of "I'll smash the glass if you don't come out".But when he really came out, this person didn't say what was going on.

It wasn't until many, many years later, when Tao Yiran had lived with Lian Yuxing for a long time, and the Taiwanese accent and the Northeast accent were finally influenced by each other, that Tao Yiran understood what this man was doing now. , the dialect can be fully summarized with two words, that is: tease.

Or, it can also be called idleness.

But the current Tao Yiran didn't know the northeast dialect, so he couldn't think of anything suitable to complain about to Lian Yuxing.

Lian Yuxing carried the baseball bat, thought for a while, and then said to him, "Why don't you go play with me?"

As soon as he heard the word "playing ball", Tao Yiran couldn't help taking a step back, waved his hands again and again, and said, "I don't know how to play basketball, and the ball is too big for me to play with."

After finishing speaking, Lian Yuxing grabbed his wrist involuntarily.

He overlapped his broad palm with the opponent's soft white hand, and as expected, the opponent's fingertips just touched his second knuckle, which was more than a circle smaller than his hand.

"You can't play," Lian Yuxing nodded, and said to him, "I guess you can't hold the ball with one hand."

Tao Yiran was a little angry: "Don't look down on people like this! The basketball is so big, who can't catch it with one hand!"

Lian Yuxing: "You wait."

Three minutes later, Lian Yuxing came back with a basketball in one hand.

A basketball that was too big for Tao Yiran was firmly grasped by the opponent with one hand. Even Yu Xing was not satisfied with this, and turned his wrist again. The basketball was on his wrist, palm, back of hand and fingertips Rolling back and forth, it is dazzling to see.

Tao Yiran couldn't help feeling: "Wow, you are so amazing."

In fact, he is a bit of a natural person. He usually says what he thinks of directly, especially when it comes to other people's praise, he is never stingy in expressing it, just like he could say directly and openly, "I think Chen Yueyang is a very good person." people", is the same.

However, for Lian Yuxing, this natural straight ball is too lethal.

For so many years, he was used to the kind of coquettish comments among close friends, and he was also used to the fear and submission from his opponents, but he was very lacking in this kind of praise from the bottom of his heart towards Tao Yiran.

Lian Yuxing has always been very dismissive of Lin Chiling's "come on, come on, come on", but after hearing Tao Yiran's praise, he felt strangely that this kind of rainbow fart was extremely fragrant.

Really saw the devil.

However, before Lian Yuxing was secretly flattered for a few seconds, he heard Tao Yiran ask him again: "But where did you find the basketball?"

Lian Yuxing thought about his words, and then said to him, "I borrowed it from a student in your school."

Tao Yiran: "Borrowed?"

Afterwards, Lian Yuxing pointed to the two teenagers in the school uniform of No. [-] Middle School who were standing not far away with wry smiles, and shouted in that direction: "Hey buddy, return your ball!"

After speaking, he threw the ball over with one hand.

And it was thrown accurately, and it directly smashed into the arms of a boy. The two boys looked at their ball blankly, and then ran away quickly in fright.

"They seem to be a little afraid of you." Tao Yiran said.

If the two teenagers who were running for their lives in the distance heard Tao Yiran's words, they would definitely shout crazily, "It's not that I'm a little scared, it's that the thieves are fucking scared ahhhhhhhhhhhhh".

However, Lian Yuxing said: "That's right, who made me look so fierce." After finishing speaking, he put on a rather helpless look and shrugged innocently.

Tao Yiran thought he was upset, so he comforted him: "No, I think you are very handsome."

Lian Yuxing: ...

Lian Yuxing: Blushing suddenly.jpg

He was a little confused by the little guy's straight ball again.

But Tao Yiran didn't lie, he really thought Lian Yuxing was handsome.The reason why many girls shy away from him is probably because his hairstyle is too masculine, and it doesn't fit the aesthetics of Korean-style girls.

But this kind of body size looks handsome and chic to boys, and this hairstyle is a test of a person's appearance-after all, if a person is really handsome, he can be handsome even with a flat head.

Lian Yuxing was very grateful for this kind of compliment from a natural idiot, so he planned to take this guy who had never skipped a class to experience the world of skipping a class.

So, Lian Yuxing said to him: "Let me take you to play billiards."

"Eh? Is it possible?" Tao Yiran asked him, "But I don't know how, your good friends don't know me, I'm afraid they will find me annoying..."

Tao Yiran doesn't like to cause trouble for others.

Although, he wanted to see what Internet cafes, bars, and ball bars looked like a long time ago.

When Lian Yuxing heard him say this, he also realized that the other party wanted to go, so he patted his chest and promised: "The person who dares to dislike this or that in front of me has not been born yet, let me ask you By the way, do you want to go?"

He seemed to have begun to look forward to the other party's smiling face.

And Tao Yiran did not disappoint him, after hearing his words, a bright smile appeared on that soft steamed bun face instantly.

Just like that, Tao Yiran happily followed Lian Yuxing to the billiard hall.

This billiard hall seemed to be Lian Yuxing's territory, because as soon as they entered, Tao Yiran heard the waiter carrying a cocktail call Lian Yuxing "Boss".

The light in the whole venue is very dim, but the colorful lights are flashing professionally, and it is more appropriate to say that this place is not so much a billiard hall as a nightclub.Because in addition to the billiard hall, it is also a bar.

Tao Yiran followed Lian Yuxing and met many of his friends. These people either had red hair or yellow hair, and some even had green hair—so pitiful, it seemed that their love life was not going well.

Not long after he arrived, the red-haired man said, "Brother Lian, who is this?"

"Friends from No. [-] Middle School," Lian Yuxing took him by the shoulders, led him out from behind, and said to everyone, "I tell you that no one is allowed to quarrel and fight today. If you drink too much, you will become numb. Get the hell out of me, my friend is a good student, don't scare him. Especially you, Liu Songtian," he paused, and then emphasized, "don't let me see you on my own territory That grandson of Zhao Pengxuan, otherwise you will be bundled together, bundle it up and put it in the trash can."

Liu Songtian apologized and said with a smile: "Where is Brother Lian, I am also doing it for the basketball team. If I don't consider the performance of the basketball team, I would have ignored him a long time ago. How could it be possible for him to come here to be an eyesore?"

Hearing this, Lian Yuxing's face turned slightly warmer.

Then, he dragged Tao Yiran to play at the pool table in the farthest corner.

But Liu Songtian stayed where he was, looking at the backs of the two of them thoughtfully.

Seeing this, Lu Bingyao on the side touched his shoulder from behind, and asked him with a smile, "What are you looking at?"

Liu Songtian said: "It's nothing, I just feel that the person Brother Lian brought this time... is pretty pretty."

Willow eyebrows, almond eyes, snow skin and red lips, she smiles with sunshine-like warmth, her waist is slender and her legs are long, her voice is also soft, except for her short hair and a handle underneath, I really can't find it Something else is wrong.

"Old Liu, I beg you not to be mad," Lu Bingyao said disgustedly, "You've been fucking single for a long time, and you can think wrong when you see a handsome man?"

Liu Songtian: ...

Liu Songtian laughed angrily at him: "Fuck you! Lu Bingyao, do you have shit in your head? You've seen the photo of my girlfriend, right? I'm not me! Or do you have this idea yourself? ?”

Lu Bingyao quickly denied it: "Don't, don't, I'm a serious straight guy, and I like cute Japanese girls who wear miniskirts, small boots and ponytails." Matsuda said, "But to be reasonable, I don't think your girlfriend is as beautiful as the boy Brother Lian brought back today."

Liu Songtian: "Lu Bingyao, please stop fussing."

……

At the same time, Tao Yiran was holding a long pool cue, watching Lian Yuxing give him a demonstration.

He had only heard about it before, or seen it in novels and movies, but he never really held a pool cue, stood in front of the pool table, and watched the small white ball move the colorful The ball crashed into the pocket.

And the person bending over to play the ball is much more handsome than those actors in the movie.

Lian Yuxing's ball skills are really good. They are not just template moves that are intentionally posed during filming. The relaxation of every inch of muscle on the arm is closely related to the trajectory of the small balls on the pool table.His shoulders are broad, and the muscles on his arms look strong and powerful. Perhaps because he often wears a vest to play basketball, his shoulders to the back of his hands are tanned in a healthy, well-balanced wheat color.

When he was staring at the cue, the ball and the hole at three o'clock, his upper body was lying on the pool table, his back was straight, his jawline and Adam's apple formed a beautiful arc, and he felt a strong hormonal breath. overflowed.

In the next second, three balls of different colors fell into three different ball pockets.

It's just perfect.

After finishing a shot, Lian Yuxing straightened his upper body with the club in his hand. He tilted his neck twice, then raised his chin towards Tao Yiran, smiled mischievously, and asked him, "How are you? You're handsome?"

Tao Yiran was almost stunned, and quickly praised: "Handsome, handsome! Can you teach me!"

Lian Yuxing said with a smile, "That depends on your performance."

Hearing this, Tao Yiran quickly sensed the other party's intentions, and called him sweetly: "Teacher!"

Hearing this address, Lian Yuxing frowned subconsciously.

As a delinquent boy, he doesn't seem to like this title very much.

So, Lian Yuxing said to him: "I'm not good, what kind of teacher is I?"

Tao Yiran thought for a while, then called tentatively: "...Brother Lian?"

Lian Yuxing often heard his buddies call him this title, but now hearing Tao Yiran hand it over, he felt uncomfortable.I always feel that this person deserves a more special title.

Lian Yuxing: "Change it again."

Tao Yiran was silent for a few seconds. He really couldn't think of a better address, so he could only imitate his mother's way of calling him by his nickname, and tried to call him again: "...Xingxing?"

Lian Yuxing: ...

What are you excited about!How does it sound different from an orangutan? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Tao Yiran seemed to realize that the homonym didn't sound very good, so he shut up embarrassingly.

He blinked his big watery eyes, and asked him aggrievedly: "Then what do you want me to call you, you just say it directly."

Hearing what he said, Lian Yuxing froze for a moment.

The memory organization in the cerebral cortex pushed out a wave of memories in an instant.

That was Liu Songtian's memory when he brought his girlfriend who had just been dating for a few days and came here to play with the big guys.

Lian Yuxing never liked this kind of greasy atmosphere between young couples, so he just watched with cold eyes.But for some reason, when he heard Tao Yiran ask him this, he suddenly remembered the criticism Liu Songtian said when his girlfriend asked him to teach him how to play billiards.

At that time, Liu Songtian said: "Baby, you call me husband, I will teach you how to call me husband."

When he first heard this sentence, Lian Yuxing almost got goosebumps all over his body. At that time, he thought: Liu Songtian is usually a very normal old man, why is it so disgusting to fall in love.

But now, he suddenly recalled this sentence, and almost said it to the person in front of him.

Fortunately, his mouth was relatively tight, and before the phrase "call husband" blurted out, he closed his mouth so tightly that his face flushed from holding back.

Lian Yuxing felt that he might have lost his mind and gone crazy.

He blushed and frowned, with a ferocious look on his face, he waved to Tao Yiran, beckoning him to come over, and then said to him in a rough voice: "Call it whatever you want, come here and I will teach you."

Hearing this, Tao Yiran laughed again.

He trotted over with the pool cue in his arms, stood nervously, excitedly and expectantly in front of the pool table, raised his head reverently and looked at Lian Yuxing, with a curious expression on his face.

Lian Yuxing said to him: "Get down on the ground, the cue ball, the target ball and the hole are on a three-point line, and start practicing with one ball in the hole."

Hearing his words, Tao Yiran imitated what Lian Yuxing did just now, bent down, facing the white cue ball, and tried to find the easiest angle to score.

But he is still a beginner after all, and his posture is not standard.

So, Lian Yuxing couldn't help but said to him: "Your posture is not good, it's too substandard."

After finishing speaking, he held the other's white and slender wrist very naturally, adjusted it to a normal arc, and to see if the angle Tao Yiran found was right, he directly stuck it on the other's back, almost covering his entire body. People are enveloped.

After a while, Tao Yiran felt something was wrong.

"Lian Yuxing...that thing under you hit me."