What's wrong with stealing some of your yang energy!

Xie Chongsen, Xu Sui may be around [-] years old, and the life of a human/ghost/divine is threatened for the first time.

He is also a kid who looks like he can be overturned with the movement of his little finger.

The strange thing is that he didn't feel offended, he just felt helpless, still helpless to the cute words and deeds of the little cutie.

This little money fan has really keen insight, but unfortunately he always goes astray.Nervous, he seems to have forgotten what caused him to fall into a mess, and he also forgot the disappearance of the abruptly painted stone platform in the forest.

The little money fan was still trying to stare at him, his peach blossom eyes just turned into puffy goldfish eyes, not deterrent enough to be cute, Xie Chongsen really wanted to pinch his little face.

"I... If you understand it in your way, I am indeed the 'King of the Mountain'," Xie Chongsen considered his words carefully, trying not to make his tone so scary, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hide it from you."

Xiaocaifan's eyes light up like a light bulb for a moment, about 200W.

He looked at the man from head to toe with a look that made Xie Chongsen eager to move. At this moment, the little money fan's eyes were gilded hair, a handsome face carved from jade, and the fragrance of banknotes all over his body.

money!

The whole mountain!Antiques!Treasures of heaven and earth!He turned into a human form in front of his eyes and waved at him!And so handsome!

...wait for the last one to get rid of first.

And the human-shaped banknote himself doesn't seem to be disgusted by letting him sell the antiques!

Bai Ling guessed that the King of the Mountain had too many of these things, but he was very lonely, and he didn't mind giving some to his friends.

It’s so awesome, Bai Ling thought, my mouth is sweet and cute, my three views are also kind, generous, simple and intelligent#￥@… In short, I’m the best candidate to be a friend, whoever agrees to be my friend, except me Where can you find such a good person to play with you?

Then it's reasonable for me to receive a salary.

"It's okay, it's okay, we are good friends, don't say sorry between good friends," Bai Ling smiled sweetly, and pulled the man's big hand in a fawning manner, the latter's tight hand relaxed and let him pull, "Then you Promise not to hide from me again, you see I have nothing to hide from you."

Xie Chongsen nodded in agreement.

Bai Ling scratched his head in embarrassment again: "Then, do you really agree with me selling these? These are all your things..."

"It's useless for me to keep it," Xie Chongsen shook his head, "Since you're short of money, just sell it. I still have a lot."

Bai Ling was not hypocritical, he happily wrapped it carefully and stuffed it into a small backpack.

He seems to have seen the mountains of gold and silver waving towards him, he must buy a place near the lake for his little Bieye, and his bedroom must have a big floor-to-ceiling window, open the curtains at night and play games under the sky full of stars... so happy provoke!

Before the zipper of the backpack in the boy's hand was pulled dead, he was already in a trance thousands of miles away. Xie Chongsen was amused and distressed at the sight: Is his life so miserable?Seeing how thin he is, don't eat good food on weekdays, he must supplement.

He helped the boy carry his backpack, and took his hand to walk deep into the woods.

Bai Ling was taken aback: "Wait...why is this?"

"Take some more," Xie Chongsen said in a low voice, "too little."

Bai Ling hurriedly braked vigorously: "No need! These are enough!"

The man turned his head in disapproval, and his tone was rarely resisted: "Not enough, I still have a lot."

"Thank you for your kindness," Bai Ling sincerely refused, "No matter how much you have, it's your property. If you can give me two to sell, I'm satisfied. It's useless if I ask for so much money, it's enough to spend."

The man's face darkened.

The sky suddenly became gloomy, like a hint before the storm, Bai Ling couldn't help wrapping up his clothes, the dark sky made him feel depressed: "Thank you very much, but you must be vigilant in the future, big brother, the bad guys in modern society There are a lot of them, if you have money, they will cheat you, cheat money and cheat sex..."

"Cheating money and sex...does that include you?"

Bai Ling was taken aback.

Xie Chongsen's expression was so dark and severe that he had never shown it before, which made Bai Ling tremble uncontrollably.His overly profound facial features were full of evil spirits, like a ghost crawling out of hell, and would devour Bai Ling completely in the next second.

Bai Ling couldn't help but run away, but he suppressed his fear and reminded himself, what's so scary, the boss is your good friend, he treats you so well, but he looks scary and not good at speaking.

Bai Ling said dryly: "What, you can't feel that I am such a good person, I just remind you."

Xie Chongsen didn't speak any more, grabbed Bai Ling's hand and walked forward. Bai Ling's hand was pinched and hurt, but Xie Chongsen's face was so scary that Bai Ling didn't dare to protest.

It's not an illusion, the black clouds accumulated in the sky are getting thicker and thicker, and the air seems to be filled with black mist. The thick black mist has almost turned into substance, imprisoning all the light and warmth in it.

Bai Ling needed to run in small steps to keep up with the long legs in front of him, and the surroundings were extremely dark, with extremely low visibility, which made his heart thump.

And in this indescribable fear, the strong temperature on his hands was the only thing that made him feel at ease.

He clearly heard the sound of his own breathing mixed with Xie Chongsen's powerful walking rhythm. He didn't know if it was the legendary "suspension bridge effect" or the unsuitable sprouting of his youthful heart, but he was so eager to hold his hand. longer.

He looked forward carefully, the handsome man seemed to have every facial feature in the direction of his ideal type, how could there be someone in the world who is so handsome, has such a good personality, and is so just right for him?

Xie Chongsen stopped in his tracks.

Bai Ling's precise braking failed, and he "slapped" onto his back.

He hurriedly got up from his broad back, and looked around in a disguised manner, the scene in front of him shocked him in place.

They are standing under a giant pine.

The pine tree almost covered the sky, and even the dark clouds were hidden under its overgrown gloomy branches and leaves.Bai Ling only felt that he was like an ant in the world, weak and powerless like a grain of corn under the rule of nature.

"This, this is..." He was so shocked beyond words, "Is there such a tree in this forest?"

He randomly searched the past memories, Master did not limit his playing place, he played and played in every inch of land in the back mountain, if he saw this giant pine, he would not lose his memory.

Xie Chongsen did not say a word, and walked slowly towards Jusong. Jusong seemed to feel his approach, and his huge body trembled unnaturally, shaking off the pine needles.

Bai Ling also wanted to get close to the giant pine, but was stopped by Xie Chongsen's eyes, so he could only stand in the distance and stare stupidly.

Is this a dream?Is it his wonderful fantasy of turning into a supernatural ancient book?He couldn't understand.

He was immersed in the melancholy of the dark green pine scent, he watched Xie Chongsen take out something from the powerful and ghostly trunk pattern, the pine tree stopped trembling, and Xie Chongsen walked towards him.

Bai Ling shook his head again, and the sky cleared up.

Eh?

He narrowed his eyes uncertainly and looked at the distant sun, which was shining white with difficulty in winter.

And Xie Chongsen was standing in front of him, looking at him tenderly.

"Did I fall asleep just now?" Bai Ling blinked, "I dreamed of a big pine tree...ah!"

Xie Chongsen has a wooden sculpture in his hand.

The majestic and majestic wooden carving is a complicated and exquisite statue of King Ming. It is exactly what Xie Chongsen said, the Buddha image is the same as the ivory statue, but it is bigger, more lifelike, and more awe-inspiring.

It is definitely a collection of tens of millions of dollars in the auction house.

He looked at Xie Chongsen uncertainly for a while, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", the latter didn't seem to want to say anything, so he finally gave up asking.

"This isn't for me, is it?" Bai Ling was extremely uneasy, "I can't bear it, it's too expensive."

Xie Chongsen changed his view.

"Then can I get rid of you and help sell it? I decided to leave here and settle down in the world, and I only have you as a friend. I have nowhere to go. Can I ask you for help?"

Bai Ling was taken aback.

Did he hear correctly?Xie Chongsen said that he would... settle in the world!

His young boy's heart was pounding. He had warned himself that Xie Chongsen was a mountain spirit, no matter how handsome he was, he would be different from others. The encounter between the two was nothing more than a story-telling adventure in the mountains, but Xie Chongsen said that he wanted to settle down in the world !

This is this...

This is simply the way a love story unfolds!What about the script of the agreed-upon tyrannical tragedy, Humans and Ghosts?

The good kid said: Come on quickly, you are not ashamed of being a master of heaven, you are handsome, you can cook and you have money, you will be snatched away the next day if you don’t go up!

The bad boy said: If you grab it, you earn it. Your way of picking up horses is much better than your master.

Bai Ling thought to himself, how can you scold my master, you little brat? Hehe, you are right.

The bad kid who wrote the last words: ? ? ?No one hit me?

Good kid: Well, since you think so, I'll beat you up for free.

Bad kid: ? ? ?wait a moment?

Bai Ling's face flushed red.

His thoughts have drifted to the scene of Xie Chongsen wearing a naked apron making breakfast in the kitchen N years later.

Hey hey naked apron...

Ah no!

Bai Ling quickly concealed his embarrassing thoughts: "Well, okay, no problem! My master knows a lot of people, he can get you a black identity, and then sell it for you safely. But the money will depend on the buyer Over there, I can lend you money to find a new house, and it will take a while to renovate, before that..."

"Can I live with you?"

Bai Ling was taken aback, he covered his face shyly, how could Xie Chongsen know how to read minds, the selfishness he had laid out for so long was suddenly discovered?

But I heard Xie Chongsen chuckle in a low voice: "I don't want to buy a new house, I just want to live with you. I will pay a high rent...is that okay?"

Seeing that Bai Ling was stunned and did not speak, Xie Chongsen said with a good temper: "If the rent is not enough to sell this, I can come back and continue to get other things at any time. Think about it, okay?"

Those deep eyes, which can accumulate the haze of the sky, and can also reflect the warm bonfire, are full of only himself now.

A little blushing little coward.

The little counselor shook his head and decided to get rid of this title.

He used the greatest strength in his life to support himself to say that sentence: "No, no, no more... Your rent is enough to live with me for a lifetime..."

postscript.

A year later, when "Sai Zhuge" returned home, he only saw a note on the coffee table and a mysterious pill.

"Master Spicy Chicken, I found a handsome and rich laopo to mess with. Since you saw this paper, you probably got dumped by your girlfriend again. Seeing how pitiful you are, give you an elixir of life. Hmph.

If you want me, please call or throw a WeChat drift bottle!

BY Fengshen's handsome apprentice Bai Ling. "

Shocked, he immediately flew back to the old house, looking at the collapsed stele in the pine forest for a long time speechless.

After all, he did not escape the catastrophe of taking his apprentice away from home.

But maybe obeying the destiny is the real blessing, who knows.

Bai Ling "for" Xie Chongsen bought a big house between the lakes, which not only has a bedroom with large French windows facing the lake, but also has a balcony with a semi-greenhouse glass roof at the back door and a view of the dark pine forest behind the mountain.

Old Antique still has many things he doesn’t know how to use, such as vacuum cleaners, air pumps, and even simplified Chinese characters.

But that's okay, they still have a long, long time to take their time.