Help! ! !

On the auspicious day of the opening of the consultation office of Pets Asia PETA, a help-seeking Weibo unexpectedly swept the entire Internet.The person who sent out this message was one of Teacher Lei's brainless fans, the wretched landlord, who fully and profoundly exposed Teacher Lei's true face on Weibo.

He is not the consulting teacher who serves as cannon fodder regardless of personal honor or disgrace in everyone's minds, he is not an expert who behaves calmly and unsullied on the Internet, he is not an affectionate baritone who can bring you into the animal world with a single sentence on the phone... ...He is a blackened protagonist who is as black as oil!

If Mr. Lei is not a passer-by who knows the suffering of cannon fodder like them, but the protagonist, then what purpose did he set up this studio for improving the quality of life of cannon fodder?What was going on in his mind when he hid behind the Internet and the phone and remotely commanded the cannon fodder?The point is, does he really have the qualifications to do such a consultation? Who gave the protagonist, who had just graduated from high school at the time, the inspiration to pretend to be a consultant and play with those cannon fodder?

The wretched landlord who was the first to reveal the protagonist's identity disappeared because he was too stimulated.But there are still real warriors among the people who are going to consult next time. A reporter who made an appointment resolutely rushed into Mr. Lei's consulting studio with the entrustment of the editor-in-chief and colleagues. Bao Bao, a young man so beautiful that people (cannon fodder) can't look directly at him, asked without hesitation: "You are He Hua? Why do you pretend to be Teacher Lei to do this kind of consultation? Do you have a consultation certificate? "

He Hua smiled, and the voice he spoke was affectionate and gentle, reminiscent of the vast prairie, where countless Tibetan foxes happily lined up to migrate on the prairie: "Your question is very novel, do you have anything else to ask?"

Asking these few questions is because the chief editor will pay him three times the salary for overtime today. How dare you ask other questions?He Dong was the one who wrote the news about the demise of the kidnapper group!He shook his head resolutely, and took two steps back from the road to death.

Since he only wanted to ask these two questions, He Hua answered seriously: "I do this consultation because I am dissatisfied with the rigid and stereotyped road of blackening. You see, I insist on not blackening, insisting on Based on the interests of cannon fodder, although there is no blackening now, it has achieved achievements such as virtuous wife, filial piety, successful career, and enthusiasm for public welfare that ordinary blackened protagonists cannot achieve, and has also made great contributions to social stability. contribute."

Isn't this called blackening?

How did the He Dong couple get in, how did the He family get into his hands, how did Qian Ren agree to give birth to him a son?If he really wasn't blackened at all, he would still be a white lotus who can be bullied by others. How could he open a studio like this and play with cannon fodder in his hands!

Before the reporter could question him, he took out a stack of "Marketing Consultant Certification", "Human Resources Consultant Certificate", "Nutritionist Consulting Certificate", "Marriage Consultant"... which was half the height of a person. It is a certificate that can be obtained by spending money.The reporter dedicatedly took out his mobile phone to take pictures one by one, and couldn't help but add another question: "You use these certificates to open a cannon fodder consulting room, is this all worth it? You are an unlicensed consultation, don't be afraid of the Consumers Association. He Shangshang closed your studio?"

Qian Ren just sent away a few frightened customers, and also saw the reaction of netizens who knew Teacher Lei's true face from the circle of friends. Jumping up and down, almost coming out of his throat, he rushed up and poured a paper cup of hot water in front of the reporter.

The water splashed everywhere, and the playboy rich second-generation cannon fodder slag attacked the domineering president's face with an expression more terrifying than hot water, and asked him with a straight eyebrow: "What's wrong? Our consulting room is newly opened, and we have consulted for five years today." The first four users came to see what Mr. Lei looks like. What we have here is the real Mr. Lei; you need to see Mr. Lei’s certificate, and all the certificates we give you are stamped by the Ministry of Education. If you said something violated the rules, tell me!"

Since he is not yet breastfeeding, even if he beats someone, he can still be released on bail!Qian Ren's eyes were wide open, and he slapped the consultation table, which shocked the sign engraved with pets Asia Care Cannon Fodder Organization three times, scaring the reporter back with full of questions.

Another consultant scared away in less than 3 minutes.The expected consultation scene, which was so busy that he couldn't even drink his saliva, turned out to be so leisurely. He Hua reflected on whether he had grown crooked somewhere, and was not as attractive as before. Living in Qian Ren, resting his chin on his round shoulder, he closed his eyes and sighed: "I never thought you could defend me like this, I thought you were forced to give birth to my son, at least it would take a few years to be awkward, and you would abuse me physically and mentally." , wait until your son grows up to be a troublemaker to the point where we are about to divorce before you realize that I am your true love."

He spoke easily, but his hands were tightly clasped on Qian Ren's lower abdomen, and his slender and beautiful fingers pinched his soft and slightly protruding belly, which was full of soft flesh, and the hand felt very good.

Qian Ren was itchy all over his body when he touched him. He tried hard to hold his face but he couldn't. The upper half of his face was so worried that his brows were wrinkled, but his mouth was grinning to his cheeks. He smiled and complained: "You My head is full of stuff, I’m not born to be a child, my son let you get it out, who still plays with this. The key now is your identity, you’re out of your mind, open a physical studio, and let everyone know You big liar..."

He smiled and laughed, and gradually he couldn't stop laughing. He Hua's hand rubbing his belly slowly moved to the lower part. The executive desk was requisitioned temporarily, and Qian Ren was pushed down on the table.

The two moved a little too much, the mahogany table card he carved by himself was pulled by Qian Renyi to the carpet beside the table, the words petp Asia Caring for the Protagonist Organization and the meek and honest cannon fodder Gong in his arms were reflected together. In his eyes, it was the best footnote to his present satisfactory life.

While He Hua hid in the studio to care for himself, his younger brother and lover Bai Yueguang was caught in a terrible phone bombardment.

It’s okay for the child to cry and fuss, he can handle it with breastfeeding, and it’s not unbearable to pee. What really troubled the unmarried and childless young men was not raising the child, but the child’s father suddenly revealed a heavy His status as a superior—although his original status was already tall enough.

He Hua turned out to be Teacher Lei!

Bai Yuepan didn't have the pleasure of "everyone is drunk and I'm sober alone", her eyes had lost the light, she stared blankly at the iceberg-shaped killer who was circling around the room, and said a word in a daze: "Anyway, he's not my brother."

He Shao's face was redder than the red hair dyed on his head, and he walked irritably with his nephew from the east end of the house to the west end, and then from the west end to the east end, with deep anger burning in his eyes.His brother is the life mentor Mr. Lei who is scolded by his parents every day. Qian Ren knew about it a long time ago, Bai Yuefan also knew about it, and even the fans knew about it. He actually only found out when his manager called to tell him .

If the manager doesn't call, how long will He Hua plan to keep it from him?

Is this the attitude of treating him like a younger brother, ah no, an idol?Although he has always regarded Teacher Lei as a liar, it doesn't mean that he doesn't want to know the other side of his own brother...

Suddenly realizing that he cared about his eldest brother, He Shao came to his senses and almost threw his nephew away.The nephew actually didn't cry, but laughed louder than the vibration of the mobile phone, covering up those disturbing voices like white noise, so he couldn't help but smiled and bowed his head, and kissed his nephew tender tender The little feet made him laugh even more heartily.

As for economic man...

Anyway, he has no ability to break into their mansion like Qian Ren to demand someone.

Bai Yuefan watched him suddenly change from a middle-school boy to a dad, and asked a little perplexed, "Aren't you worried that something will happen to your brother?"

He Shao lowered his head and rubbed his nephew's forehead, giggled with him, and took the time to answer Bai Yuefan's question after playing for a while: "The sky is falling and there's a tall person holding it up, what are you worried about?"

I worry about...

I don't care about your 2b brothers anymore, I'm an alpaca!Bai Yuefan looked down at her ten-centimeter inner height, and thought that she was not as tall as He Shao when wearing inner height, her complexion turned from white to black, then blue, and then red several times, and she gritted her teeth and went to snatch He Hua's. Dear son, just wipe your head and go downstairs to the restaurant.

He Shao stretched out his hand behind his back and called him, "What are you doing? That's my nephew."

He didn't even bother to turn his head back: "Find a low place, so that the person on top won't be tall enough to hit me and Little Lotus."

This child looks so much like him, if He Hua gets in because of fraud in the future, he will take good care of this child.Well, in order to keep the child's mental health, or tell him that he is his biological father?Anyway, he and He Hua also look alike, that is, when He Hua is released from prison in the future, he has to return the child to his own father, and at worst, he can tell the child...

Let's say he went abroad for a height-enhancing operation.

Ha ha.

The worries of these two people were not superfluous. The exposure of Mr. Lei's identity not only caused an uproar on the Internet, but also got involved by traditional media and conducted in-depth interviews.

One of the interviewees said: "At the beginning, I was fooled by Mr. Lei. After stealing He Hua's luggage on the train, I foolishly told him my address. In fact, I didn't steal it, so he called the police and arrested me. Already!"

The second person interviewed said: "I don't regret consulting with Mr. Lei, no, I don't regret consulting with He Hua. Otherwise, I would bump into him that day. If he came out of Qian Ren's house, I would bump into him. In the next life What kind of revenge should I have on him!"

The third person interviewed said: "I was fooled by Mr. Lei! We thought he was a good man, and after kidnapping Cannon Fodder Gong, we asked him for consultation, but he called the police and arrested us!"

The fourth interviewee said: "It's all the same. Anyway, after listening to his words, I feel much calmer, and I don't feel so frightened when I meet the protagonist. Maybe readers outside the book can also leave a good impression on me, too. Nothing to lose."

……

xxtv made a special program, inviting professionals from all walks of life in law, psychology, and entertainment to analyze the social impact of He Hua's behavior of pretending to be Teacher Lei to consult. The flashes of swords and the shadows of swords and froth are all commented in detail on several aspects from social morality to self-cultivation of voice actors.

That interview was also edited to make people cry, especially the interview clips of the habitual thief who was imprisoned by He Hua and several criminal gangs, which fully revealed their pain of being deceived and the consequences of losing basic trust between people.

The experts and hosts who participated in the recording of this compilation severely criticized this irresponsible and deceitful behavior. For a while, the names of Mr. Lei and He Hua became the hottest topic on the Internet, giving many biographers and novelists a lot of attention. Home provides a wealth of writing materials.

When this matter was the hottest, the imperial capital police were finally moved by a large number of facts and stood up to express their position.

They sent Mr. Lei a letter of commendation, commending him for silently fighting criminals over the years, overthrowing several deeply hidden criminal gangs and individuals in one fell swoop, and contributing to the safety of the imperial capital.

This fraud case that aroused countless discussions, controversy and tears suddenly stopped at the moment when He Hua accepted the commendation from the police.

Bai Yuefan looked at the picture on the TV, then looked at the internal height under his feet, and said "tsk", his face was expressionless, but he couldn't help thinking in his heart: Apart from that face and a bit of domineering president, He Shao actually There is still some brains and content.

Really unbelievable.

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