That's how willful it is!

What He Yanfeng told Mo Cheng naturally had some processing done, such as automatically filtering out the part where he was pregnant and giving birth, otherwise it might cause him bad associations.However, it was a long story, and when it came to He Yanlin leaving home, Mo Cheng hadn't had time to express his emotions when little friend Lele ran over, his head was covered in sweat, and he said excitedly: "Dad, my little brothers said it was boring to play in the sand all the time. They invited me to play on the mountain, saying that I could pick up pine cones and catch squirrels there. I want to go."

Both He Yanfeng and Mo Cheng stood up to clean up the dirty child covered in sand, Mo Cheng patted the sand on Lele's body, and He Yanfeng took off his shoes, turned them over, and knocked them on the stone. A pile of fine sand was poured out, causing Mo Cheng and He Yanfeng to look at each other and smile wryly.

He Yanfeng said: "No! You can't go! It's dangerous where Dad can't see you!"

Lele pouted and said, "But, I really want to play for a while..."

Mo Cheng said: "Then let's go. It happens that we have been lying down for so long, so get up and move around. Yanfeng, let's follow these children and watch from afar."

He Yanfeng only listened to Mo Cheng's words, so he agreed.

Lele hugged Mo Cheng's waist happily and cheered, "Uncle Mo, you are the best, Lele loves you!"

This group of half-grown children led Lele up the mountain, and He Yanfeng and Mo Cheng followed three or five steps behind. This is the best distance Mo Cheng said for children's safety and trust. It means that if something happens, the child can be saved immediately. Trust means that the child can be a little out of the sight of adults, and play freely with friends or alone.

There is a forest on the mountain, with many trees, and the children are scattered, picking up all kinds of strange things in the grass under the trees.

He Yanfeng and Mo Cheng moved away a little, and continued talking while looking at Lele.

He Yanfeng asked: "What I told you just now, what do you think if it happened to you?"

Mo Cheng didn't even think about it and said: "So, marriage is not a matter of two people. It is actually a combination of two people's family relations. It is very troublesome if it is screwed up. If it were me, it would be just one sentence. If you get along, you stay. If you don't agree, you can divide. Love can be full of affection, but living under the same roof, you can't see each other every day, if the relationship becomes so tense, I will definitely withdraw without saying a word."

He Yanfeng thought to himself, I was just throwing bricks and stones to attract jade, he said it so decisively, luckily he didn't tell him the truth.However, how to untie this knot is really a problem.

Lele and the group of children played so hard that they almost forgot about their parents. At first, Lele pulled out a mushroom-like thing and showed it to Mo Cheng and his father, bragging, "Look, I found it." Matsutake! This is very valuable!" Both Mo Cheng and He Yanfeng laughed so hard that their stomachs ached, and said, "Then where is matsutake? Matsutake doesn't look like this!"

Lele pouted and said, "This is matsutake! You don't know what to buy! Huh, I won't show it to you. I'll put it back, sell it for a lot of money, and then save the tuition to go to elementary school!"

Mo Cheng looked at He Yanfeng with a smile, and said, "Lele really has an economic mind, and she will definitely be a profiteer in the future. She knows how to work and study at such a young age, and she also knows how to play tricks and cheat!"

He Yanfeng: "Wrong, I didn't teach him!"

Mo Cheng smiled and said, "That's even worse. It's not just words, it's teaching by example, or it's genetics, it's innate!"

Mo Cheng also found it strange that he met He Yanfeng by chance, and he was not the kind of talkative person, how could he be able to talk so speculatively? The afternoon was almost over, and it was time for dinner It's time.

At this moment, the children over there all exclaimed, and ran in the direction of Mo Cheng and He Yanfeng in unison.

Mo Cheng and He Yanfeng hurriedly turned their heads to look, and they both gasped.

It's a wasp!

It must have been one of the brats who stabbed the hornet's nest just now and provoked the angry hornets.Because it is late autumn and winter is about to enter, there are very few wasp activities. However, the woods are warm, and the wasps are still tenaciously alive. Once the hornet's nest is stabbed, the wasp, which was already struggling, has no way out. Watching these little bastards swoop in, bite one by one.

Lele was so frightened that she burst into tears, and also staggered down with the running brothers, but the others couldn't run, and even fell in a hurry.

Mo Cheng was quick in his hands and feet, and when he saw the situation was not going well, he rushed over and covered Lele's body with his own body, thinking, if you want to sting, just sting me. The children couldn't bear the poison of the wasps, and some even died of stings of.

He Yanfeng moved a beat slower. Seeing his wife protecting his son like this, his heart felt hot, and he also rushed over. He had an idea, thinking that horse honey bees are afraid of fire, but there is no paper on him, so he had an idea to touch it from his wallet. I lit a handful of 100 yuan bills and waved them to drive away wasps.

Normally, with He Yanfeng's repelling method, he would definitely be stung all over his head by the wasps, and he might even be poisoned and stunned. However, the wasps in this season are already at the end of their strength. Helping Mo Cheng and Lele up, he said, "Okay, I'll drive them all away, don't be afraid."

Lele was so frightened that he almost peed his pants, He Yanfeng complained, "It's a good thing you didn't, otherwise, I would have to buy you clothes and pants again, why is the life of a father so difficult."

Mo Cheng was amused, and said, "I almost peed my pants because of the wasp's scare, and my father scolded me even if I didn't comfort him. Why is the life of a child so difficult?"

Lele put her arms around Mo Cheng's thigh and said, "Uncle Mo is the best, he understands people the most."

Mo Cheng said with a smile: "Lele, look at your father is really a rich man, using RMB to fume a horse bee. This is an illegal act of intentionally destroying RMB. Hurry up and give me the hush money, otherwise..."

Mo Cheng's smiling eyes glanced at He Yanfeng, suddenly widened, and then he laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up.

Lele followed Mo Cheng's line of sight inexplicably, pointed at He Yanfeng and laughed, "Dad, why did you become a sausage mouth? Haha, what's going on?"

Mo Cheng smiled and beat his waist, and said: "Because your father is so handsome, Hornet liked it very much, so he secretly kissed him on the mouth... Hahaha, this is too funny... I must take a photo as a souvenir..."

He Yanfeng covered his face with his hands, covering his ridiculously swollen lips, thinking to himself, good intentions are not rewarded, my wife, it's not to protect you, can I be stung by a hornet into such a dignified appearance?

Mo Cheng just joked about it, and came over and pulled He Yanfeng down the mountain, saying, "Hurry up, see if there is an infirmary down there, and ask a doctor to deal with it."

He Yanfeng and Mo Cheng returned to the resort. There is no infirmary here, but there are some standing medicines. Mo Cheng asked for some medicinal cotton swabs, snake pills and chlorpheniramine, and said, "Go, go back to the room, I will clean it, and I will give it to you." You do it."

After returning to the residence, Mo Cheng ordered He Yanfeng to sit on a chair, took off his coat, and began to clean He Yanfeng's swollen lips.

Although the lips are a common part of the human body, they are actually very tender. The feeling of being stung by a wasp is really hot and stinging, which is very uncomfortable. At this moment, Mo Cheng bent down and wiped He Yanfeng's face with a cotton swab dipped in clean water. Although the lips are only a little cool, He Yanfeng can't help but actively follow them.

Mo Cheng burst into laughter and said, "Do you know what you look like at this moment?"

When he spoke, his voice was low and soft, and there seemed to be a slight smile in his voice, which made He Yanfeng so intoxicated that he forgot the pain.

Mo Cheng said mischievously, "I'm like an animal trainer, and you're like a dolphin chasing a small dried fish in the animal trainer's hand. Look carefully, don't you look like it?"

After cleaning, Mo Cheng suddenly stretched out his hand, pressed down on He Yanfeng's exaggeratedly swollen lips, and He Yanfeng cried out in pain.

Lele was playing on the sidelines, but was frightened by the sound and jumped up. She rushed over and looked at it with her head tilted, and asked, "Dad, what's wrong with you?"

Mo Cheng said: "I'm helping him squeeze out the venom after the wasp sting. Seeing that your father is not brave at all, just squeeze it like this. He screams like a butchered pig. You should embarrass him!"

Lele stretched out a little finger, shaved her face pretentiously, and said rhythmically: "Shame! Shame!"

He Yanfeng tried his best to scare his son away with fierce eyes, but now his son relied on his own mother and was not threatened, so he sang for more than half a minute before stopping.

After finishing the treatment, Mo Cheng applied crushed snake pills to He Yanfeng, and made him take two anti-allergic chlorpheniramine tablets, and said: "After taking chlorpheniramine, you will feel sleepy. Take Lele and go to bed early." .It should be almost fine when you wake up from sleep."

Lele shook her head and said, "I don't want to sleep with Dad! He has a sausage mouth, so scary, he will scare me so much that I can't sleep at night. I want to sleep with Uncle Mo!"

He Yanfeng was outraged at his son's shameless betrayal, but the more close his son was to Mo Cheng, the more likely he would win when he told Mo Cheng the truth in the future.With such a balance, He Yanfeng felt at ease, and he felt aggrieved and went to guard the empty room alone with a pillow between his hands.

Over there, Lele was sleeping with his mother for the first time, and he was so excited that he wanted to turn somersaults. Where would he be able to fall asleep in a while? He was motivating Mo Cheng to tell him stories.Mo Cheng searched hard, and finally remembered a fairy tale by Zhang Tianyi that he read when he was a child. Because the impression was deep and he could connect it together, he told this "The Adventures of Dalin and Xiaolin": "Once upon a time, there was a pair of brothers named Dalin and Xiaolin. Kobayashi..."

Early the next morning, the first thing He Yanfeng did when he got up was to rush to the bathroom to see if his glorious image had recovered.

It's okay, okay, Mo Cheng is really a self-taught nursing talent, and most of it has really disappeared, although his lips are still a little plump, after all, he is not as funny as yesterday, at most he can be regarded as a naive, no, What a naive look, it's plump!Yes, it is plump!He Yanfeng comforted himself desperately in his heart.

After a while, Mo Cheng and Lele also got up, and the three of them went to the restaurant to eat the free breakfast provided by the resort, which was richer than yesterday's dinner. There were steamed buns, steamed buns, porridge, soy milk, bread, bread and cakes, and they were free to take.Mo Cheng brought a bowl of porridge and a plate of egg pancakes, Lele brought bread, cakes and juice, and He Yanfeng just randomly took a glass of milk and added an egg and bread. He didn't leave after eating, and sat by the glass window to bask in the sun, chatting .It's just that Lele and Mo Cheng saw He Yanfeng's lips were always snickering, so He Yanfeng couldn't help but roll his eyes, and said "indignantly": "Is this how you treat those who do justice? I won't save people next time." , I put my hands in my pockets to watch the excitement."

Mo Cheng said: "No, we didn't make fun of you, did we, Lele, what are we laughing at..."

Lele answered wittily, and said, "Yes, yes, we laughed, not at you, but at the story Uncle Mo told me last night."

He Yanfeng said: "Really? What's so funny?"

Lele said: "It's really funny. The adventures of Dalin and Xiaolin told by Uncle Mo, Xiaolin threw a stone into the sky, and the stone went to an altitude of 2000 meters, and fell down the next day, killing Qiqige , avenged Kobayashi."

He Yanfeng couldn't help complaining, saying: "1 meters? That's more awesome than a Black Hawk fighter jet? What kind of rock is this, and it has its own power-assisted device, and it can fly so high, and it still has displacement? Otherwise, it should be smashed to death." It's Xiaolin, not Qiqige."

Mo Cheng laughed and said, "It makes sense! Young Master He, you are so witty!"

There is nothing more pleasurable than being praised by your wife when you wake up in the morning!He Yanfeng continued to make persistent efforts, and continued to complain: "If you want to say this, the mystery of the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines has been solved. So, children, it's okay, don't throw any stones in the sky, it's easy to hit the plane!"

Lele also responded very cleverly, and said, "Throw rocks at the plane! Dad, you are so wordy, just say masturbation! Hey, masturbation, I seem to hear people say that often."

He Yanfeng: "..."

Mo Cheng: "..."

He Yanfeng wailed and said, "I really didn't teach this?"

Mo Cheng: "It's not about words, but about teaching? Or worse, genetics? Lele, you are so awesome!"

Lele didn't understand at all, and said blankly: "What are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"

He Yanfeng roared: "Eat your food! Why can't you stop your mouth with so many delicious foods!"