Cannon Fodder Counterattack [Rebirth]

When Xiao He heard these words, his hands and feet trembled, the wind was messy, and his face was distorted.

"What Lord Sower?!" Xiao He asked loudly in his heart.

But he couldn't help looking at Bai Yi. It's not like he hasn't appeared before, but the voice in his head didn't respond at all.What's going on now, after playing with his Roubaozi for a while, the voice appeared again, and even said such deceitful words.

Lord Sower appears?Suitable for sowing?It's summer now, not spring, or do you really think it's going to be in heat? !

"The sower is the sower, and the gene level is A." The system replied without any emotion.

Xiao He took a deep breath, he was really afraid that he would yell loudly, at that time others must have thought he was crazy, "Why is it a man?" steamed stuffed bun.

When he remembered his previous life, he obviously didn't have these things. Could it be because of his rebirth? !Or, his rebirth has a lot to do with this voice? !When he thought of this, he felt that the hairs all over his body stood on end.

Before his rebirth, he never believed in ghosts and gods, but some things that happened later forced him to believe.

"Seeds are only available to men!" The system's voice seemed to reveal contempt.

Xiao He felt that he was hallucinating, otherwise how could he think so? !

"I'm also a man, so my seeds are fine." After Xiao He finished speaking, he realized that he had said a stupid thing.

At present, he can't get rid of this voice at all, and its purpose is very obvious: to grow buns...

He is that field, and sperm is needed to complete this task.

Xiao He found himself developing towards more and more weird ideas.

"Your seed is E, and the seed cannot survive!" The metallic voice of the system said without any emotion, "The sower appears! Suitable for sowing!"

The corner of Xiao He's mouth twitched, "Shut up!" He couldn't help retorting loudly.

This voice severely hit his self-esteem as a man.What does it mean that the seed is E and cannot survive? !He claims to be a normal man, and he still has what he should have. Could it be because of his physical strength that his sperm/zi also become E? This standard is too cheating.

There was an instant silence in his mind, and the voice never appeared again, which made Xiao He heave a sigh of relief.If he continues like this, he still doesn't know if he will suffer from insanity.

Bai Yi continued to play with Roubaozi, but from the corner of his eye, he secretly observed Xiao He who was leaning against a big tree, and found that his eyes were lifeless, his face was slightly distorted, and he even seemed to be gnashing his teeth.

Bai Yi's face remained calm, but his heart turned a lot.

Looking at Roubaozi again, he let out a "giggle..." laugh, obviously very satisfied with the car.

The meat buns are much larger than ordinary children, and the bones are also very hard.Even though Bai Yi had never seen such a young child, he could tell some clues from his behavior and movements.

Xiao He's child is really different.

Fortunately, he bought one-year-old clothes at the beginning, otherwise, with such a fat body, the child might not be able to wear them.

No matter what the two of them were thinking, time passed in Roubaozi's happy voice.

Father Xiao is also back.Their family built a house at the entrance of the village, and when they entered Gaoshanao, Xiao He had already talked to Bai Yi, and Xiao's father was also there to help.

Mother Xiao's dinner was ready, Xiao He directly turned on the light, and the white light cast a dim light on the ground.

In summer, the alpine col is extremely cool, and there is no need for electric fans.

After Xiao He yelled, the sound of convulsions did not continue to harass him, which made him completely relieved.

After returning home, Father Xiao naturally saw the "benefactor" and planned to have a drink with Bai Yi to thank him for his help to his children.

The dinner is very rich, mostly home-cooked dishes, but for the countryside, it is considered a very good entertainment.

"Mr. Bai, there's nothing to eat in the countryside, so you'll just make do with it." Mother Xiao said with a smile.

There were eight dishes and one soup on the table, and there were only four of them eating.

Looking at the sumptuous dinner, Bai Yi said calmly, "Auntie is too kind, these are delicious."

He is not picky about food, but this home-filled dish is very attractive to him.

Xiao He's family is very grateful to Bai Yi, after all, without him, the eldest child still doesn't know what would happen.

Xiao's mother is not like a man. Seeing that Bai Yi is polite and even listens to her old lady nagging, she said, "Bai Yi, tell me! Is this Xiao Ya's family going too far?! Didn't it just happen that you hit me?" Call the eldest child, maybe the eldest child is still in jail!"

"This law doesn't know right from wrong, it focuses on relationships! The evidence is clear, but it's okay!"

Xiao's mother was rambling on, but his words were interrupted by Xiao's father, "You mother-in-law, what are you talking about in front of the guests?!"

On the contrary, Bai Yi was very happy, and he also wanted to know more about Xiao He, "Auntie is right, they are not only going too far, they have even lost their conscience!" But he had another thought in his heart, the whole family is the best , Let them squat inside for a few more years.

"That's right! Their consciences have long been eaten by dogs!" Mother Xiao and Bai Yi hit each other very well, they are such good guys, and they also have a good personality and are willing to help others!

Xiao He looked at his mother nagging dumbfoundedly, while his father kept drinking with Bai Yi.

He was holding the meat bun in his hand. At this time, the meat bun had started to grow teeth, and he kept yelling "Yiyi Yaya..." to the food on the table.

Even if he can't bite, it's fine if he just has a mouthful.

"He's only very young, so he can't eat too much greasy food." Xiao's mother stopped Xiao He from giving the meat buns soup all the time.

Xiao He's hand holding the spoon trembled, and the soup dripped onto Roubaozi's face.

Mother Xiao immediately took the meat buns from Xiao He's hands, and carefully wiped them for him, "You eat your own first, and I will bring the buns."

Xiao He thought about his mother's hard work. Normally when he was at home, he would hold meat buns by himself when eating.

During this meal, Xiao He didn't dare to look at Bai Yi, nor was he as calm as before, after all, the three words "Sow Seed Lord" were deeply imprinted in his mind.

Xiao He doesn't want to be raped again...

When he was raped at the beginning, he didn't have much impression, and he was also hit by sex. It was only the sequelae of the next day, which sent him to the hospital, which left a very deep shadow in his heart.Wait... It's not a question of whether or not to have sex, but that he doesn't like men at all, let alone being oppressed by men.

Even if it is Bai Yi, the person who has been kind to him, he is more grateful and has no other thoughts.

Bai Yi and Father Xiao drank for a long time, but in the end the former didn't have the strength to drink and got drunk...

If it wasn't that Bai Yi couldn't hold the wine glass steadily and dropped it to the ground, no one else would believe that he was drunk.

The man's face was normal, his eyes were normal, and he didn't feel drunk at all.

"He's drunk!..." Xiao's father also drank a lot, and he spoke directly.

Father Xiao's face was flushed and his eyes were cloudy, which was obviously a sign of drunkenness.Those country folks all drank baijiu, which had a very high concentration. It was difficult for the two of them to drink two bottles without getting drunk.

Roubaozi fell asleep as early as they were eating, so Mother Xiao asked Xiao He to take care of Bai Yi.

They ate for three or four hours for a meal, and it was already past nine o'clock in the evening.

When Xiao He helped Bai Yi up, he almost fell... This person is so heavy, the weight of his whole body is on him, he was caught off guard and almost fell down.

Xiao He put one of Bai Yi's around his neck, then he walked towards the room with difficulty, wrapping around Bai Yi's waist.

There are a lot of rooms, but they are not popular because of the smell, so Bai Yi lives in Xiao He's room, while he himself sleeps in the guest room.

"Big baby..." Bai Yi breathed out hot air, and his deep voice was extraordinarily clear in this quiet night.

Xiao He couldn't help laughing, Bai Yi also said that he was not drunk, which was obviously drunk, otherwise why would he call his baby name? !

Only the elders in the village and his own father would call the name "Big Baby", not even the younger generation.

Xiao He finally dragged him into his room, and he was already sweating.

Xiao He carefully put the man on his bed, but the latter was also very strong and pulled him down all at once.

So Bai Yi fell on the bed, and he fell on Bai Yi's chest, both of them groaned.

Xiao He almost spat out a mouthful of blood, isn't Bai Yi a businessman? !No matter how hard the chest is, the eight strange abdominal muscles are particularly obvious.

Xiao He looked up, and found that Bai Yi was looking at him steadily, without the slightest hint of drunkenness in his eyes.

"Mr. Bai, let go of your hand first." Xiao He said with a smile.

He wanted to get up, but found that he was firmly imprisoned by two arms, which made him unable to break free.

"Don't!" A drunk person is unreasonable, and even rolled over while hugging Xiao He.

Xiao He felt that he was wasting his time and feelings by reasoning with the alcoholic, so he used a coaxing tone and agreed to sleep with him.

Bai Yi slowly let go of his hand, Xiao He heaved a sigh of relief in his heart, but he just stood up, one hand was pulled again, and then...

Xiao He widened his eyes and looked stunned, while Bai Yi hugged the man in his arms and stuck out his tongue to lick it.

Xiao He just felt the smell of wine coming from his mouth, feeling a little drunk...

"Sow! Sow!" The untimely voice came to mind again, "Sow! Sow!"

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The author has something to say: Unscrupulous Little Theater:

Baozi: Dad, I despise you!

Baozi's father: Your father and I finally kissed Fangze.

Baozi: Seeding is the first priority.

Baozi Daddy: It's hard to kiss, so you still plant seeds?

Baozi: Please ask Mr. System for help.

Mr. System: Here is X drug, X erection, XX...

Baoziniang: I also arranged for you to pop an asshole last time? !

The system gentleman is wronged: It is not easy to meet the suitable sowing gentleman!Do you want to be a virgin/male all your life? !That would be hanged!

Baozi Dad: Madam, don’t be afraid, I’m in charge of sowing the seeds!

Baoziniang: Get out!