Yokai University

The Taoist Studies Department of Lingze Comprehensive University is located in the north of the campus, standing on the central axis and hidden at the foot of the mountains.The leaves are green, embraced by the mountains, and occasionally birds startled up, blowing the wind and soaring up into the sky, which has a taste of seclusion.

In the center of the entire teaching department is the Taoist temple that Zhong Ling had seen before—Zhengwu Temple.At that time, he didn't have time to look carefully in the future, he only knew that there was a mountain gate below, and incense smoke billowed from above.

Now it is a close look, and I find that the buildings of the Department of Taoist Studies are neat and orderly, with the central line as the axis and the main hall Lingchong Hall as the center, and the courtyards are spread out vertically, with a profound atmosphere.

Of course, they did not come to be Taoists, and those who study Taoism may not really worship the Sanqing Temple.

According to the building number plate, Zhong Ling and Wei Yan twisted their way to a house with white walls and blue tiles at the back.

The ground here is paved with cement, and there are streaks of scraping mud on it. It seems careless, but it is very compatible with the overall atmosphere.

The structure inside is a normal classroom. There are not many students. There are about 60 people, most of whom are lying on the table, with the expression of "I don't want to come here at all".In the front is a whole wall of blackboards, with three large characters written on it - "Listen to Yu".

Sitting next to the characters was a middle-aged man in his thirties, wearing a dark Taoist robe, with messy hair coiled on his head, inverted triangle eyes, eyebrows so thick that they were almost connected together, he was playing with his phone seriously with his head down.

Zhong Ling came in first, the man raised his eyes and glanced at him, but didn't make a sound.

But it was different when Wei Yan came in. The man bounced up with a "plop", his face was instantly filled with a smile, and he rushed to Wei Yan in three steps at a time: "You old..."

Before he finished speaking, Wei Yan's face turned cold.

The man understood, but the words had already been spoken, and Zhong Ling was still pricking his ears.He looked at Cang Jun who squinted his eyes, and changed his words instantly: "Is your grandfather in good health?"

"Grandpa?" Zhong Ling asked.

Seeing that Wei Yan didn't answer, the man immediately finished a story.He said to Zhong Ling: "Yes, when the school was established, Wei Yan's grandfather helped a lot. We all thank him from the bottom of our hearts."

Zhong Ling suddenly realized, no wonder the teachers in the school, as well as the former instructor, looked a little special to Wei Yan, so it was like this.

Wei Yan said coldly: "Passed away." Turning around, he walked towards the empty seat.

Cang Jun, who was born and raised by nature, his parents don't know anything, so he is still a grandfather?He also held his breath and didn't expose him.

Zhong Ling smiled at the man and followed Wei Yan.

The man breathed a sigh of relief, so it should be considered a greeting, right?

Zhong Ling couldn't hear Wei Yan's indifference just now, but he thought that Wei Yan thought of his grandfather and felt sad, so he tried to comfort Wei Yan.

He took out a small individual package from his backpack and handed it to Wei Yan: "Put your stomach first."

Wei Yan looked at the huge "wife cake" written on it, raised his eyebrows, and took it.

He slowly tore open the package, took out a biscuit head and bit it down, eating so gracefully that he didn't even drop a piece of the biscuit.

After eating, Zhong Ling handed over another tissue, Wei Yan wiped his lips, and the two of them looked up at the middle-aged man on the podium.

Zhong Ling didn't realize that when the two of them interacted just now, almost all eyes in the classroom focused on this place—so this human being is Cangjun's servant!

Everyone nodded tacitly, understand!

Sure enough, he is worthy of being the demon lord, Lord Cang, who leads the trend of the demon world in this way.Using human beings as slaves has changed the direction of monsters as mounts, watching stoves, and carrying bottles in novels.

What's this?This is speaking with strength!Prove it with strength!

It's not that monsters are not good, but that you are not strong enough!

A little girl in the last row said to the people around her, "This is, the kind of schoolboy, right? I saw it in "The Butterfly Lovers" before."

"What is a book companion?" the person next to him asked curiously.

The little girl explained: "It is responsible for taking care of the master's eating, sleeping and happy mood in the academy."

"Oh—" The man didn't know if he understood, but the way he looked at Zhong Ling became more subtle.

"Cough cough".The middle-aged man put down the mobile phone in his hand, stood up, and cleared his throat: "There are quite a few freshmen in this class. Compared with your brothers and sisters, they have more energy to pursue."

The new monsters have heard about it a long time ago, the last Taoist research freshman - two people.There is also one who is going to inherit the family's Fox Fairy Temple, and was escorted by the family to learn.After the end of the first semester, I immediately transferred to the Feng Shui department.

However, this year the policy has changed, Chinese studies have been revived, and Taoism, which had declined to the extreme, has also slightly raised its head.The monsters who were frightened and crying by the employment rate of human society, in order to seize this piece of "uncultivated soil", decided to uphold the teachings of Lao Tzu - dare to be the first in the world, and forced their children to learn Taoism research, laying a solid foundation for future employment. Base.

Moreover, the gods, gods, ghosts, and ghosts that are evolved in modern Taoism are so suitable for them.

The man stroked the sides of his forehead, the bangs that were left out on purpose, turned around and pointed to the huge three words on the blackboard: "My surname is Qi, and listen to Yu, I am your counselor for this semester. After that, in life, In terms of study, no matter what problems you have, try to solve them yourself and don't come to me."

Zhong Ling: "???" A bit different from the expected lines?

And listen to Yu continue to say: "Because I am usually busy, I have to take care of the Zhengwu Temple in the school, and I have to work hard for your future employment!"

He took out his mobile phone, shook it, and said loudly: "The first thing for a new student is to take out his mobile phone and open Weibo. If you don't have a mobile phone, go to the next one. If you don't have a mobile phone, go buy one. Follow 'and listen to Yu', Add 20 points to the final exam."

Zhong Ling quickly clicked on Weibo and searched for "Let's listen to Yu".

Click in and see that the head portrait is a Daoist priest in a light blue wide-sleeved robe, who is looking up slightly and looking forward, his eyes seem to be full of admiration and yearning for the sage.Half of her long black hair was coiled on her head and half on her shoulders. The corners of her clothes and hair fluttered in the wind, carrying an air of abstinence and sternness.

Zhong Ling looked up at Ji Tingyu in front of him, then looked down at the head portrait, and instantly understood why the head portrait was just a painting—the image was too different!

"Let's listen to Yu said" There is also a Weibo big V certification: Taoist blogger, Taoist Chaohua host.There are as many as 10 fans.

Click on the first Weibo, which was posted just now.

Let’s listen to Yu: The children in this class are very eager to learn, and they came to the classroom early.Seeing me coming in, they all got up and raised their doubts about Taoist culture.I am very relieved.I told them that they can come to me no matter if they encounter problems in learning or in life.The road of life needs to go hand in hand.

Zhong Ling was silent for a while. When he came in, didn't everyone lie crookedly on the table with the aftereffects of military training?And, what's up with this weird chicken soup for the soul tone? !

Don't look at the Weibo that has just been posted not long ago, there are already a lot of comments below.

Yu Yu's furry rabbit: Ah!Wondering where Yu Yu is teaching!want to hear!The students are so lucky!

Qiao Daochang took me: I want to see Yu Yu's real photo, is it really as handsome as the avatar!

Watching flowers bloom and fall with Yu: Ah, think of Yu Yu walking in the temple, followed by a group of children, so cute.

Zhong Ling:? ? ?What's under here? ?

And listen to Yu clapping his hands, motioning everyone to focus on him: Let me ask a question first, to see if any of your freshmen in this class have a more violent pursuit of spirituality.

Anyone want to be a priest? "

There was silence below.

And listen to Yu sneer twice: "An advertisement, Zhengwu Temple is now recruiting full-time Taoist priests, the internship period is short, and graduates stay in school to work. The advantage is that it can ravage the freshmen, but the disadvantage is that you don't know whether the freshmen will ravage you in turn. You can also get 10 personal guidance who focus on Weibo big v and listen to Yu's words, action is worse than action, come and sign up!"

He looked around the frozen classroom and shrugged his shoulders: "As expected. This is because you have not yet grasped the wonderful essence of Taoism.

All right, let's start class now. "

Let's listen to Yu's tongue-in-cheek lotus flower on it, from Huang-Lao's academics to Lao-Zhuang's thoughts, and also mentioned hermits and alchemy, etc., making a general summary of Taoist academic thoughts.

Below, Zhong Ling brought out his watchman skills of more than ten years - crazy note-taking.

He took the time to turn his head and glance at Wei Yan, wanting to see how the freshman representative was studying, but found that Wei Yan was sitting casually, with his chin resting on one hand, and the table was empty.

Seeing Zhong Ling looking over, Wei Yan turned his eyes slightly and raised his eyebrows slightly at him.

Zhong Ling realized that this was the gap between the freshman representative and himself. Wei Yan's confident expression obviously either knew everything before he came here, or his memory was amazing.In comparison, I am still too weak!

As soon as he gritted his teeth, he wrote faster.

He didn't know that Wei Yan had been an old monster for tens of thousands of years, and seeing how these things were born and developed with his own eyes, his ears were numb.Unless he lost his memory, what could beat him in the test?

Taoism is not the same as Taoism, and the knowledge involved is also broader.Because the Department of Traditional Culture of Lingze University separates Taoist studies, Chinese medicine, Fengshui and other disciplines separately, so what Yu said is more theoretical.

In just two hours, a group of freshmen walked in.One by one was dizzy, and some had already fallen asleep.

At the end of the course, and listening to Yu still not satisfied, he said: "Now, I have a question, Lingze Comprehensive University, what is the purpose of setting up the course of Taoism research?

Think carefully before answering. Students who answer correctly will have the opportunity to add five points to the final exam.If the answer is wrong, today I will go to the back of the Taoist temple to help people farm. "

This kind of thought-summarization question is easy for Zhong Ling, a liberal arts bully.

He raised his hand: "The purpose of setting up Taoist research is to enhance the spiritual pursuit of students!"

Before the class started, I heard Yu kept mentioning the four words "spiritual pursuit" and put them in the high school politics class. This is the hint of the correct answer!

Who knows and listen to Yu shook his head: "The purpose of setting up Taoist research is to let you better enter the society! We are a practical school, and the employment rate is our signature. Today's class is the only one we have this semester. theory class. In order to enhance your competitiveness, we start from personal experience.

Classmate Zhong Ling, the field behind the Taoist temple today, I'm counting on you.Experience the cultivation of nature in person! "

Zhong Ling: ...The counselor probably has some brain problems...