Yokai University

Po Meng is a very professional person. She negotiated and finalized a series of matters with Wei Yan on the spot, and finally asked: "What do you think the terms of exchange are?"

In view of Wei Yan's very professional performance and the huge sum of money he dropped, Granny Meng changed her name to you in a very sensible way.

Seeing that Wei Yan didn't speak, she said again: "The 3000-year lifespan before? No problem, I'll go to the judge to come over in a while! He always wants some things that are available. What's the use of lifespans?" Huh? Can I eat it myself or use it myself?"

"You can light the lamp." Lan Qiu added from the side, he was most afraid that Granny Meng and the judge would quarrel, and his ears would not be clean.The last time two people had a quarrel with him, he accidentally cut off the freshly planted flowers.I was distressed for several days afterwards.

"Lighting?" Granny Meng sneered, "I..." She blinked and swallowed the words again.

"What's the matter?" Lan Qiu couldn't help asking when she saw Po Meng stopped when she was able to spray the judge for the first time.

Granny Meng clapped her hands: "Sure enough, the wool comes from the sheep!"

"Ok?"

"Look, ghost." Granny Meng took Lan Qiu's arm and took two steps aside, then said in a low voice, "Just now I was still thinking about how the garbage disposal machine works, so here it is.

Shouyuan is a kind of energy, and we in the ghost world usually use it to light lamps, illuminate things, etc. After all, the amount of lifeyuan collected is very small.

But the 3000-year pure monster longevity is different. We can convert it into other forms of energy to drive these machines to operate. "

Zhong Ling heard it from the side, and just wanted to tell Po Meng that the wool comes from the sheep, which is not how it is used.

Lan Qiu nodded after listening to Po Meng's words: "Then how to change?"

"Look for Lao Ba, Black Lao Ba, isn't he the favorite to tinker with these little inventions?" Granny Meng replied.

Lan Qiu couldn't help trembling when he heard this: "Are you sure?"

The last time Fan Wujiu tossed an automatic throw-in Meng Po soup making machine, the result was a bunch of black dishes, which caused the souls who drank the soup to be traumatized, and after reincarnation in the human world, large-scale anti-social appeared Type personality disorder, war broke out.

Last time, Fan Wujiu also said that it is popular to eat xx gum in the world, and he can make Mengpo soup into sugar gum, so that children can also eat it refreshingly.The results of it?I don't know what to ask him to come up with, and now the children in kindergarten have started to fall in love!

Recently, I heard that he is going to do some ghost world wifi again. He wants to give all the ghosts a mobile "g-watch", which has already blown up several ghost houses!

Thinking about it this way, Xie Bi'an, who works honestly, and Bai Xiaoqi, are the most reliable, except for some of the female ghosts he handles who insist on not leaving at the mouth of reincarnation.

Granny Meng said, "Don't worry, I enrolled him in a personal online course not long ago, so that he can learn. Recently, his research and inventions have begun to go the right way. The only thing is that it depends on you." Coax out the 'shouyuan collection' from the judge."

"Okay." Lan Qiu pondered for a while, and replied, "I'll try it when the time comes."

Po Meng and Lan Qiu agreed, and then she turned her head and looked at Wei Yan with a smile: "Demon Lord, what is the exchange condition you mentioned just now?"

Wei Yan pointed to Zhong Ling and said, "Give him half of my lifespan."

Granny Meng's face collapsed immediately: "This is a bit difficult."

Wei Yan shrugged: "Forget it, just treat it as me saving money."

"Don't, don't, don't." Granny Meng rushed to Wei Yan and said tentatively, "It's really difficult, why don't you give me a handling fee?"

Wei Yan raised his eyebrows: "What do you think?"

"I think it's pretty good." Meng Po pulled the bow on her waist, opened her big watery eyes, and looked at Wei Yan.

Lang Chen coughed softly at the side: "Your trick is useless, the monster is much prettier than you, and he keeps his body like a jade, do you still want to use this trick to impress him?"

"What if!" Granny Meng stomped her feet and said angrily, "What if he thinks my difference attracts his attention?"

Lang Chen: "Impossible."

Meng Po: "Why? I'm so youthful, my cooking skills are good, and I'm still a strong woman in the workplace! It's like a living room and a kitchen, why do you look down on me?!"

Lang Chen said quite indifferently: "Because you are a woman."

Granny Meng glanced at Zhong Ling who was standing aside, and was silent for a moment: "All right, it makes sense."

"Stop making trouble." Lan Qiu sighed, pulled Po Meng to her side, and said to Wei Yan, "I will take your life yuan and give it to Zhong Ling."

Wei Yan nodded slightly: "I will take care of the rest."

Lan Qiu said again: "The demon master is in Cangshi now?"

"Yes." Wei Yan replied.

"Bai Qi is currently sitting in Cangshi. I will talk to him about the future and let him take care of it." Lan Qiu stood up and made himself another cup of coffee. Only then did Zhong Ling see that the man poured coffee into the coffee. Ten pumps of syrup, no wonder the cup of coffee was so sweet that it killed people.

Lan Qiu took a sip of coffee, and said to Po Meng: "Since you are here, let's arrange for them to return to the human world. The gap between the ghost world and the human world is getting bigger and bigger in Yuzhuchi, so find some ghosts with good craftsmanship." It’s time to make up for it.”

Po Meng responded, turned around and respectfully invited Wei Yan and the others.

But Lang Chen was suddenly unhappy, and threw the coffee cup he had just received from Lan Qiu on the table: "How can I just leave? My matter hasn't been resolved yet!"

"What's the matter with you?" Lan Qiu looked him up and down, and said "ah", "So it's Lang Chen."

Lang Chen: "..." I've already sat here and drank your two cups of coffee, and talked so much, yet you've just discovered me now? !Is my presence so low?

Lan Qiu's attitude was very good. It looked like he had been recuperating for a long time. He said, "Long time no see."

"En." Lang Chen greeted with half-push.

Lan Qiu continued, "What's the matter with you?"

Meng Po pulled Lan Qiu and said in a low voice, "Don't ask Gui Jun, his clothes are tattered and he doesn't have much money."

Lang Chen finally couldn't hold back the comedian's spirit in his body, and cursed: "I just got into a fight with someone, and I rushed down in a hurry. A human body was startled by a ghost messenger. It's not bad that I didn't die. Now, what more bike do you want?!"

Lan Qiu and Po Meng looked at him in confusion: "We didn't ask for a bicycle."

Lang Chen: "..."

At this time, Zhong Ling explained for him from the side: "It's like this. Lang Chen came down to want the picture scroll I spread in the ghost world before."

Lang Chen nodded, feeling that Zhong Ling was very cute at the moment.

Zhong Ling continued with a serious face: "But I don't intend to give it to him."

Lang Chen: "You didn't say that at the time!"

Zhong Ling glanced at Langchen: "I'm talking about you looking for it yourself, and if you find the ghost world, you can just give it to you."

Lang Chen instantly understood that Zhong Ling was not explaining for himself just now, but was telling Ghost Lord and Granny Meng what the purpose of his coming was and to make them be more careful.

Lan Qiu and Po Meng glanced at each other, cleared their throats, and said, "Here—"

Lang Chen showed joy.

Lan Qiu: "It's impossible."

Lang Chen's face instantly collapsed.

Lan Qiu said sincerely: "Because we use that place for other things now, it is very important to the ghost world, and we can't just give it to people. Let alone you, even if Ling Chong comes in person, we can't Give."

Granny Meng echoed, "Yes."

Lang Chen quickly said: "I don't want the things, I just want to release the monsters inside and break their seals."

Meng Po sneered: "That's even more impossible. What do you think the reason for keeping those four monsters in the ghost world for so long? Of course it's to make money from them! If they leave, our ghost world will have a tourist project." What about "Happy Animal Paradise"?!

I advise you not to use your brains, thinking about secretly coming to the ghost world to tear off their seals. There are more ghosts than tourists there, and they all rely on the amusement projects to get rich and marry their wives.

Since ancient times, those who touch money have never had a good end! "

Zhong Ling raised his hand aside: "I have a suggestion!"

Meng Po asked, "What?"

Zhong Ling said seriously: "This man is elusive and hides his tracks. He can even break the seal under the demon lord's eyelids. It's really hard to guard against! I have a suggestion - cut the weeds and root them out!

Lang Chen's current physical body is not his own, he is actually just an evil spirit, why not pour Mengpo soup on him, throw him into the Tao of reincarnation, and forget about his past. "

After hearing this, Granny Meng held out her thumbs approvingly: "High! It's really high!"

Lang Chen's eyes widened, and he shouted, "No! You can't do this! I..."

Before he finished speaking, Granny Meng had already clapped her hands, and bull-headed horses on both sides rushed up out of thin air. One of them grabbed Lang Chen's arm, and leaned in front of him and said, "Don't explain! If there are any crimes that are hard to explain, Let’s go to the judge and explain it together!”

At the same time, Granny Meng cooperatively opened the door for them, turned around and rushed out with Lang Chen in her arms, leaving smoke and dust billowing behind her, accompanied by Lang Chen's roar.

Lan Qiu coughed twice, and said, "The door needs to be swept again. Next time, don't let the hooves 'grocery' come to my place, it's hard to clean it."

Granny Meng quickly said, "Understood, next time we will bring cats who walk silently."

Zhong Ling watched Lang Chen being carried away like this, he turned his head and said to Wei Yan: "This trial is estimated to be spent in hell for several years. Maybe I'm dead, and he hasn't been reincarnated yet. "

Lan Qiu smiled at Zhong Ling: "Now that the matter is settled, I won't see you off, and I have to sweep the dust at the door."

Zhong Ling nodded: "Thank you Guijun."

Lan Qiu walked back to the table, touched the underside of the table again, and said, "No, it's all equal value transactions, and friends who come to do business are most welcome in our ghost world."

Zhong Ling: "..." This must not be the Lan Qiu I knew before, if you are kidnapped, just blink.

Zhong Ling took two quick steps, knelt down and looked at the table that Lan Qiu kept stroking, and saw that the back was covered with cardboard, and different dots were pricked on the cardboard with thick needles. Has a bumpy touch.

"This is..." Zhong Ling frowned and turned to look at Lan Qiu.

Lan Qiu said embarrassingly, "I thought you might come soon, but I don't know how to talk to you about the deal, so Granny Meng made me a cheat sheet in Braille..."

Zhong Ling "..." You fucking can see clearly, but are you pretending to be blind and addicted? !

The author has something to say:

Then the problem is coming.

May I ask: Will Lang Chen be thrown into hell so easily?