Yokai University

For Zhong Ling, Wei Yan was a monster; the snake demon that day was also a monster.

People are different, and monsters are naturally different from monsters.All things are reborn, and each has its own behavior, which constitutes the various states of the world.You can't kill them all with one stick, and you can't sum it up in one word.

But when it came to nephew, Zhong Ling still stopped in front of the rubbing plate of the rock mural.He looked at the well-made painting, turned his head and asked the tour guide, "When was this rock painting?"

The tour guide was just slapped by him and Wei Yan just a second ago. It was the kind of slander that caught your logic, and he was holding back his anger and had nowhere to vent.In the next second, Zhong Ling asked her a question with a flat face, as if he wasn't the one who pissed off people just now.

The tour guide took a deep breath and said to himself one, two, three silently. I am the best. I am a neighbor’s child. Surely it's not too old."

Zhong Ling asked "why?"

The tour guide smiled and said, "Look at the bottom, this is the original version of this rock mural, and it is colorful. My nephew is hiding in a cave, only half of his body is exposed. But the hair on his body, and the hair of my nephew The demeanor is quite realistic, and even has the style of meticulous painting. In terms of painting skills alone, it is too difficult to find such brush materials and ink colors in ancient times."

Zhong Ling: "I see, thank you."

If it weren't for his sincere gaze, the tour guide would have thought he was being ridiculed. Wasn't it you who was the one who made a fool of himself just now? In front of the eye-catching rubbings.

Wei Yan suddenly asked, "What are you looking at?"

Zhong Ling smiled embarrassedly, "The monster story I told you before, I thought of a plot last night, and I wanted to ask you if you have any monsters with similar characteristics. But now that I saw my nephew, I thought it was He is about the same as I thought. What about you, Ayan, what are you looking at?"

Wei Yan pointed to the edge of the rubbing painting, on which there was a faint ancient word "凫", and he said, "This rubbing painting is not complete, it's just a corner. According to the rubbing traces on the edge, the rest , or it has not been peeled off, or the remaining part has disappeared."

Zhong Ling thought for a while and asked, "However, the original size of the rubbing written above is 40 cm and 35 cm, so how big should the original painting be as a whole? Besides, the pictures painted on the rock walls, except for professional archaeologists, who else can take away”

Beside Wei Yan was an old man who had been staring at the painting before they came. Now, hearing what Wei Yan said, he frowned and turned his head, "Which university are you students from the Department of Archeology? How can you tell?" The content on the website is gone”

Wei Yan glanced at the old man, he didn't like to chat with people, and originally wanted to turn around without saying a word, but thinking of Zhong Ling by his side, he decided to be a polite "good young man", so he said, " It can be seen. There are elders in the family who are archaeologists."

The old man then asked, "Can I ask which senior it is?"

It must be a master who can teach a junior with such a vicious look.But myself, why didn't I know that there was such a person, there was such a powerful junior in the family? Wei Yan replied indifferently, "No."

Zhong Ling suppressed a smile at the side.He knew that Wei Yan was also working hard. Isn't he himself the elder who is proficient in archaeology? A black dragon that has lived for [-] years, and what else he has never seen.

The old man was rejected by Wei Yan. Looking at him again, he was obviously a descendant of a noble family, so he felt that the elder in his family was mysterious and profound.Thinking about it again, as a junior, how could he casually give the information of the elders in the family to passers-by with unknown background? Thinking about it this way, even Wei Yan's indifference became a symbol of having a family education.

The old man took out a business card from his pocket and handed it to Wei Yan, "I am a professor in the History Department of Qiushi University. This is my business card. I am now mainly responsible for the archaeological matters of this rock mural. If the elders in the family agree with this If you are interested, you can contact me, and the cost of food, lodging and transportation is all included."

Zhong Ling looked at Wei Yan's expression of "I don't want to take it, because the elders in my family won't contact you at all, don't do useless work", thinking that this professor is also for archaeology, so he reached out to take it, which is considered Give both parties a step down.

The old professor watched helplessly as the two outstanding boys kept up with the team in front of them, even jostling along the way.The shorter one took the tall one's arm and stuffed his business card into his pocket.The tall one looked helpless and let him manipulate him.

The old man rubbed his eyes, whether he was too sensitive or the old man with dim eyesight from the recent archaeological examination could see a trace of pampering in the eyes of the tall man The guide led everyone to the next exhibit, she pointed to the things in the glass cabinet and said "This collection has a great background. According to the research of archaeologists, it is confirmed that it is a gold-plated fruit stone cup. But what is such a small fruit stone cup filled with? You may have heard that in the Tang Dynasty , there is a very famous beauty, Yang Guifei Yang Yuhuan, she loves to eat lychees. So this fruit stone cup, we guess, is used to hold lychee stones."

She turned her head to look at the group of students she led who had a lot of things to do. Seeing that they were all silent at the moment, she thought that this exhibit finally surprised them, and she was very proud.

A student whispered, "Can't it be used to hold grape seeds?"

Another student said, "Maybe it contains pomegranate seeds."

The tour guide rolled his eyes, do you know what romance is?

However, the students obviously found a new direction for discussion. They whispered to each other, and the tour guide pricked up his ears, but he didn't understand a word.

Student A: "Wow, is this the Fox from the Liu family that caused the battle between the monster exorcist and the monster?"

Student B: "Yes, yes, yes, I heard that it is still staying in the killing stone."

Student C: "I heard that there are many monsters in neighboring countries. I don't know if she was bullied when she went there."

After coming out of the first history exhibition hall, Liu Shi was already standing at the door waiting for them.He looked at the expression on the tour guide's face about to vomit blood, and he knew what good things his group of students had done. It was nothing more than the same as when he first came here. So Liu Shi can open a university in human society, so let him go He responded in two steps, stuffed a red envelope into the tour guide's hand, and said with a smile, "The students in our school have divergent thinking, which has caused you a lot of trouble."

The tour guide squeezed the red envelope, and immediately smiled, "Where is it, a university should uphold this kind of teaching philosophy. Otherwise, everyone is the same, so what's the point?"

Wei Yan led Zhong Ling to evade, and Liu Shi called the students aside and formed a circle.He said very seriously, "The first exhibition hall is the History Museum. As you can see, there are many shadows of us participating in it. Maybe you will look down on human beings, thinking that they were ignorant and ignorant before, and they were inferior to monsters in all aspects. But if you are patient and continue to look back, you will have different views on Lingze Comprehensive University and human society."

The second exhibition hall is the Museum of Modern and Contemporary Art. Once you walk in, the monsters feel different.Compared with the quaint history museum before, the architectural structure here is more empty and tidy.The gray artesian cement floor and the huge floor-to-ceiling glass walls all highlight the historical changes.

The first is the means of transportation. The way of travel has changed from traditional sedan chairs and horses to bicycles, and the first old-fashioned cars appeared.From small boats, rafts, wooden boats to steel giant ships.Then there were airplanes, trains, and so on.

Some monsters only see these changes on TV, but in order to let visitors understand these changes more intuitively, the Museum of Modern and Contemporary Art in Qiu City adopts a one-to-one scale model, and they can even feel it in person.

Steam rose from the old-fashioned train, and the whistle sounded, scaring a group of monsters to run around; looking out of the porthole in the simulated engine room, it seemed as if you were already at a height of a thousand meters, and the white clouds were within reach; the engine of the giant ship looked It was so huge that it was a regular steel monster.

The second is housing. From brick and tile and wooden houses to today's high-rise buildings and reinforced concrete, the changes in interior decoration have made these monsters who have just entered the world dazzled.

Even in food, human beings are changing, not to mention molecular cuisine, even pearl milk tea and various seasonings are novel to them.

After listening to Liu Shi's previous words, the monsters observed these things carefully, and found that there were almost no traces of monsters on them.

But there is one place where a large number of animals gather, and that is the corporate trademark, such as Tmall, JD Gou, Sohu, Tuniu, and Penguin.Compared with the animal images in the history museum, they are more than a hundred times more adorable.

Then they came to the third exhibition hall, the Museum of the Future.As the name suggests, it is about looking forward to the future.

The bright and mysterious universe; another innovation of transportation, flying cars, time travel; the popularity of humanoid robots, etc., have impacted the three views of these monsters again and again.

Until the end, everyone came out with shock and panic on their faces.

Shocked by the once weak human beings, they became the masters of the world in the long river of time, and panicked by the image of monsters. Since modern times, they have gradually declined, and even disappeared in the future world.

Many little monsters in Lingze Comprehensive University do not actually plan to enter human society, but take a vacation here and return to their original ethnic group gathering place.But looking at it now, I'm a bit unwilling. Why can humans go from being eaten by tigers to being locked up in zoos? Lingze Comprehensive University spent nearly a whole day soaking in the museum in Qiushi , The box lunch arranged by the museum at noon.But at night, something went wrong. Liu Shi led a group of freshman students into a KFC.

It was the first time for KFC's manager to see the university uniform coming to eat burgers. Hundreds of people piled up at the door, ordering food one by one according to the order of their student numbers, which was also methodical.The back kitchens are busy, not because there are too many people, but because these students eat too much The thin one even ordered ten sets. The only ones that were considered normal were the two boys at the back of the line, each of whom ordered a normal set meal.

But if you take a closer look, it's not normal. Wherever these two people go in a restaurant that is already full, the people in the seats will immediately stand up and ask them if they want a seat.

The KFC waiter felt that he was probably fainted from exhaustion, and he had never seen such a polite school bully.

Until the group of people left, the restaurant manager made an order call silently, "Hey, the children's meal boxes and toys in our store are all gone. Yes, they were just delivered yesterday. They were either robbed or sold out."

Why do these college students love children's meals so much?

Back at the hot spring villa, the depressed mood of the monsters in the museum during the day has been completely wiped away by KFC, and they have returned to their lively appearance.

In the hot spring villa at night, dim lights are lit, like the moonlight shining in the forest, and the yard is quiet and comfortable.

The stone road leading to the hot spring is winding and winding, with fiery red maple leaves on both sides.At a small fork, there are three roads, a woman's sign on the left, apparently a women's bath, a man's sign on the right, and a locked door in the middle with the word "VIP" written on it in huge letters.

A middle-aged man in a black robe stood by the door. Seeing Wei Yan approaching, he hurriedly opened the passage in the middle and let the two of them in.

Zhong Ling followed Wei Yan, stepped on the creaking gravel under his feet, wore the bathrobe prepared by the villa, and asked in surprise, "Why are we in the VIP area?"

Wei Yan replied, "I know this boss."

Otherwise, could you go to a hot spring with a group of male monsters? The gender awareness of monsters is a little bit weaker than that of humans.

There is another important question, that is, if these little monsters are too happy in the hot spring, what should they do if they change back to their original form? Finally, let them come out to play and let them relax.

Zhong Ling had no doubts at all, until the steaming hot spring appeared in front of his eyes, and he was completely stunned.

This pool was much bigger than the ones he saw this morning.And it is located at the foot of a mountain, half surrounded by mountains, surrounded by trees, and on one side is a small grass garden, which contains various fruit plates and drinks.The entire hot spring pool is steaming with mist, and the half moon is reflected in the pool water, which seems real and unreal, better than a fairyland on earth.

Wei Yan stretched out his hand in front of him.

Zhong Ling was puzzled, "Yeah"

Wei Yan "Take it off. Give me the bathrobe."

Zhong Ling said "Oh", and immediately took off his bathrobe. Anyway, he was still wearing swimming trunks. He squatted down to test the water temperature, and after confirming that it was all right, he walked in, and turned his head to greet Wei Yan, "Ah Yan, come quickly, the water temperature is just right."

It doesn't matter if you wave like this, the bottom of the hot spring is paved with cobblestones, which is very slippery, Zhong Ling staggered and fell into the water.

The next moment, Wei Yan had already appeared beside him, wrapped his arms around his waist, and helped him up.

Zhong Ling was a little embarrassed, "It's a little slippery, and I didn't stand firmly."

Wei Yan let out a "hmm", let go of Zhong Ling, walked to the side by himself, found a seat at a similar height, and sat down.

Zhong Ling inexplicably felt that Wei Yan seemed a little cold tonight, so he leaned over and asked, "A Yan, what's wrong with you?"

Wei Yan glanced at him and sighed, "Sit."

What can he say? The bright moonlight shone on Zhong Ling's already fair shoulders, making his skin even more fair. The sweat on his face flowed down Zhong Ling's chin, dripping into the water, and swaying lightly. ripple.

Sitting next to him in this kind of scene, with such a person, what he can do is to suppress the evil fire in his heart.I just beg Zhong Ling not to approach her again.

But whatever you are afraid of, you will always come, even if you are the demon lord Cangjun, there is no exception.

Zhong Ling actually kept staring at him. He started to look at the strands of hair first, and then looked at the eyes when he had seen enough. After the eyes were finished, he could stare at the nose for a long time. After the nose was the mouth, then to the chin, and then to the neck.

Wei Yan swallowed dryly, his Adam's apple slipped, and a drop of sweat flowed down.

Zhong Ling finally finished looking at the neck, moved his gaze down a few centimeters, and started to study Wei Yan's collarbone again.After seeing the collarbone, his eyes continued to slide down, and he said "eh" and "ah" from time to time.

VIP Hot Spring felt very wronged, he was so good-looking, he didn't even take a few glances, why he kept staring at the man beside him, the water in the hot spring was considered to be clear, Zhong Ling's gaze continued to slide down to Wei Yan's waist.Wei Yan was stiff the whole time, not daring to move, staring straight ahead, pretending nothing happened.

Zhong Ling's gaze lowered again. Wei Yan could only feel his blood rushing up when he was soaked in the hot spring and was looked at like this again.He finally couldn't help it anymore, turned around and asked him "what are you looking at?"

Zhong Ling was embarrassed by being seen through, "I was discovered by you. I was looking to see if A Yan would have dragon scales on his body. There are also people who have turned into dragons, are they different from us ordinary humans?"

Wei Yan ""So you just stare at me all the way like I'm a fool and you won't notice? Also, where is the last place you observed? Do you think my place will be different from yours? Wei Yan almost blurted out" If it’s different, you’ll know if you touch it yourself.” Then he regretted it, what the hell were he talking about? Zhong Ling said “ah” and lowered his head, “It’s not good.”

Wei Yan felt like she was about to explode, why are you blushing, what are you thinking?

He coughed lightly, and asked solemnly, "After watching for so long, did you find anything?"

Zhong Ling thought for a while, and said, "I think Ayan is really good-looking, with a good-looking face and a good figure. But I didn't see the dragon scale."

Wei Yan looked at his collarbone protruding above the water, turned around suddenly, turned his back to Zhong Ling, and said in a dry and hoarse voice, "There is a fruit plate over there, go and eat some."

Zhong Ling didn't know what he had done, so he stood up from the water and couldn't help shivering, "It's so cold. A Yan, you are soaking here, I'll get it, and we can eat together."

Wei Yan closed his eyes, stood up, and pushed Zhong Ling back with one hand, "I'll get it, you wait here for me."

Zhong Ling pulled Wei Yan's hand, "Cold, I'll go."

Where he touched Wei Yan, it was like a small flame, so that Wei Yan's internal organs were about to burn.Wei Yan turned around and took a bathrobe from the shore and put it on her body, "That's all right, you wait here for me."

Wei Yan, who took the fruit plate, did not go into the water again. He sat on the bank, not far from Zhong Ling, and sighed that it was really bitter. After so many years of being a bachelor, he also met a flirtatious person who didn't know it. people.At the moment, his mind is full of the idea of ​​pushing Zhong Ling to the shore, but later Wei Yan feels that something is wrong, and Ling Chong was like this before, and he was always teasing him.Now that I have lived so many years longer than Zhong Ling, how can I be willing to bow down? So, Wei Yan took off his bathrobe and went into the water again.

Didn't you say you like me before? Let's see today, what kind of like is it?

Wei Yan sat down next to Zhong Ling, and he pointed to the center of the hot spring pool, "It seems more comfortable there."

Zhong Ling shook his head in distress, "The deeper you go, the deeper you go. I may not be tall enough there, and I can't swim."

Wei Yan smiled, "I'll take you there."

After finishing speaking, he pulled Zhong Ling, "put your arms around my neck."

Zhong Ling didn't suspect deceit, and put his arms around Wei Yan's neck obediently. The distance between the two became closer, almost cheek to cheek.Zhong Ling felt a little embarrassed, buried his head on Wei Yan's shoulder, and asked, "I'm holding you like this, can you still swim?"

Wei Yan tilted his head, leaned into his ear and said, "Don't worry."

He mobilized the water and sent the two half-supported towards the center.

Under the control of Wei Yan, the water flow was very scheming, pushing the two of them closer and closer. Zhong Ling, who was half leaning on Wei Yan's body, was now tightly attached to him.Wei Yan looked down at Zhong Ling, blushing, not sure if it was because of the hot spring, or for other reasons.

Zhong Ling felt uncomfortable, but he didn't feel more comfortable. He just felt as if something was hitting him all the time.Although he has never been in a relationship, he has taken a physiology class, and he is also a man, so he immediately knew what was going on.

He pursed his lips, wondering if he had soaked too much in the hot springs, there seemed to be a fire in his heart, which spread to his limbs little by little, making him dizzy.

Even if he was a fool, Zhong Ling knew what was going on with him at this moment.

He raised his head timidly, and took a peek at Wei Yan, who was looking straight ahead with a serious face.Zhong Ling lowered his head silently again, and said in his heart that he could not do it. Zhong Ling and Ayan are your good friends. If you don’t control it now and scare him away, what should you do? Wei Yan suddenly asked, “How do you feel?” A little more comfortable than the other side”

He said it in Zhong Ling's ear, and rubbed his lips against Zhong Ling's ear a few times, like a small brush, making Zhong Ling even more uncomfortable.

Zhong Ling had a half-cry face, "A Yan, let's go back."

Wei Yan had sensed the strangeness below him a long time ago, and was very satisfied in his heart, so he would not let him go for a while.He was patient, and asked in Zhong Ling's ear, "Are you uncomfortable?"

There was a "boom" in Zhong Ling's head, feeling like he was about to explode.He hugged Wei Yan even tighter, and pressed his whole body against it, "It's not uncomfortable."

Wei Yan "Where is it uncomfortable?"

Zhong Ling gritted his teeth in his heart, no, no, no, no, Zhong Ling, you have to persevere, this is a normal physiological reaction, you are already an adult, and this is very normal. Zhong Ling said tremblingly, "I feel uncomfortable everywhere. I'm a little out of breath."

Wei Yan chuckled softly, "Look up."

According to what he said, Zhong Ling just raised his head when the corner of his mouth was sucked.Compared with before, Wei Yan's kiss was more domineering, like a long drive.

Wei Yan kissed to the end, looked up at Zhong Ling's slightly swollen lips, and the corners of his mouth curled up, "Is this more comfortable?"

Zhong Ling wanted to say something, but just now Wei Yan really took a few breaths for himself, the person who said he couldn't breathe, wasn't he himself? Before he answered, Wei Yan asked again, "Or, do you want to?" Need something more comfortable”

Zhong Ling froze, but with the last trace of clarity in his mind, he still struggled and said, "A Yan, I'm sleepy, let's go back to sleep."

Wei Yan reached out and held him in his arms, "Okay, let's go back to sleep."

When the two arrived at the shore, the previous situation had undergone a huge reversal. Zhong Ling climbed up the shore in a panic, grabbed the bathrobe and wrapped it around his body, took two deep breaths, and turned around without daring to look at Wei Yan.

Wei Yan wasn't in a hurry, Zhong Ling wasn't enlightened in the first place, and being too aggressive would frighten him.It is already a great progress to have such results today.And after tonight, Wei Yan discovered that if he has been too gentle with Zhong Ling, this person will really regard himself as a friend.It's better to "bully" once in a while, but it can make him understand something.

Zhong Ling took two steps forward. He had just come out of the hot spring, and there was no time to relax, which made him dizzy and almost fell down.Seeing him behind him, Wei Yan reached out and hugged him horizontally, "I'll carry you back."

Zhong Ling was limp all over, he pushed twice but didn't push it away, and accidentally pressed Wei Yan's chest in the open collar, and retracted his hand like an electric shock.

Back in the room, Wei Yan put Zhong Ling on the bed, realizing what he said in the morning, "let's talk".

He wiped Zhong Ling's hair. "Why don't you just sleep down. I just soaked in the hot spring and I'm tired. I don't have the energy to climb up and down."

Zhong Ling thought that Wei Yan let him sleep on the bottom, thinking that he really didn't have much strength, so he nodded.But who knows, in the next second, Wei Yan climbed onto the big bed and reached for his swimming trunks, "It's wet, you still want to wear this to sleep"

Zhong Ling pressed Wei Yan's hand and made the final struggle, "You haven't taken off mine yet, you take off yours"

Wei Yan raised his eyebrows, "Okay. I'll take off mine, and you take off yours."