Yokai University

On the third day of the autumn tour, in order to take care of the students who had already played "crazy" two days ago and increase their sense of teamwork, Lingze Comprehensive University notified today's itinerary at [-]:[-] noon that the students were divided into twelve groups. The performance of the day was sent to different places by the bus.

The first three groups seemed to be the Xueba group. They were taken to a famous teahouse, drank tea and listened to a play, and then went to the Qiushi snack street.

The groups in the middle were sent to watch movies and eat KFC, and the teacher who followed them was Yingjie, who was out of control, and anyone who dared to show any mistakes would hit them with a stick.

Although the last few groups couldn't compare with the previous ones, they went to Shaxian snacks and took a walk in the nearby park by the way.But they were quite happy, praising the well-known chain brands in the catering industry, and finally danced a carnival dance music happily with the square dancing aunts.

The last group was thrown in the villa because of the hot spring disturbance in Duanjiaojiao, to fend for itself.I have to say that the site selection of Lingze Comprehensive University is always so exquisite. Duan Jiaojiao apologized to a few people who wanted to order takeaway, and said that he would go to the back kitchen to see if there was anything to eat.

Zhong Ling didn't know the reason for his punishment, and comforted him, "It's okay, I still have some snacks, and we will share them later." He brought a bunch of them when he came, but Wei Yan opened his backpack, Except for a change of clothes, it is full of sugar, chocolate and so on.From time to time, he took out a little bit for Zhong Ling, and fed Zhong Ling to his full, but he almost didn't eat any of the food he brought.

Xiao Hei rubbed his head, "If you don't eat a meal, you will die, go back to sleep."

As soon as he turned around, he was grabbed by Tang Xiao.Tang Xiao pouted at the two persimmon trees in front of the door, "It's really impossible, there are still persimmons at the door."

The owner of the villa appeared behind him, staring, "Whoever dares to touch my persimmons, I will bury you as tree fertilizer."

Several people were taken aback by his appearance.The owner of the villa saw Wei Yan, and then put on a smiling face. He accepted Liu Shi's instructions, and naturally he would not reveal his secrets, but how could he let Cang Jun starve himself? The news is not to make other monsters laugh.

So, the owner of the villa came up with a solution that he thought was brilliant. He said, "We have a suite here, which is equipped with a kitchen. You can cook something by yourself, and you can just go to the kitchen to get the materials."

He felt that he was extremely smart, and waited for everyone's reaction.But who knows, after he said this sentence, the expressions of several people became even more serious.Looking at the remaining people here, Xiao Hei, Tang Xiao and Duan Jiaojiao, none of them can cook.

Tang Xiao leaned closer to Zhong Ling and asked, "Can you cook?"

Zhong Ling replied, "I'll keep things simple, like noodles and egg fried rice."

Tang Xiao said, "That's it. You do it, and we will help you."

Wei Yan, who was at the side, frowned when he heard this, Zhong Ling cooked for you little monsters, I have never tasted anything delicious, you Wei Yan said out loud, "Zhong Ling hurt his hand yesterday."

Zhong Ling turned to look at him, wondering when did I hurt my hand? A Yan was dreaming. Wei Yan continued to talk nonsense seriously, "I was pecked by a macaw when I was feeding the birds in the zoo yesterday."

The macaw wanted to cry, I was just a little bird all the time, why did I drag myself out as a shield? Besides, it was even more painful to mention the matter of feeding the birds. A human walked so close with the bird grains from the zoo, and the result was behind Standing a ferocious dragon, who would dare to eat it? Could it be the legendary severed head? Pointing to a small scratch that didn't even break the skin, he said, "Does it still hurt?"

Zhong Ling "" has never been in pain, and it was obviously caused by accident when he was soaking in the hot spring that day.

The hot spring is very aggrieved, I am obviously a VIP hot spring, why do I carry all the pots by myself Tang Xiao looked at Wei Yan like this, he reacted, and coughed lightly, "Then let's think about it separately, let Zhong Ling cook alone Not suitable."

Everyone nodded and looked at each other, but none of us know how to cook

They didn't dare to look at Wei Yan, or even mention it.Indeed, the best cook here should be Wei Yan.They have all seen with their own eyes how Cang Jun sliced ​​up that piece of snake meat, so thin that it is transparent.The aroma of the noodles is really alluring.

However, just look at this kind of thing. Who would dare to let Cang Jun cook for himself? I'm afraid it will be too long. Can you lend us the kind of charcoal?"

The owner of the villa said, "No problem."

Zhong Ling turned around and asked, "Then let's eat hot pot, okay? It doesn't take much effort to make it, and we all wash the vegetables and cut the meat together."

Xiao Hei looked at Zhong Ling in confusion, "What is hot pot? Is it kebabs?" The kebabs he ate at Chen Xiaojun's place are still unforgettable for him.

Tang Xiao jumped up and patted his head, "Let you watch more TV dramas, there are everything in it."

Duan Jiaojiao said, "I'll do all the dirty work in a while."

Several people followed Zhong Ling to the room, watched him take a notebook out of his bag, and carefully asked everyone if there was anything they should not eat.

Tang Xiao took a sneak look at the room where the two lived, and was surprised to find that it was very tidy, even the quilts were neatly folded, and there was no feeling of spring night at all.He couldn't help but secretly glanced at Mr. Wei Yancang again, what have you been doing these days? Zhong Ling wrote down what everyone wanted to eat and what they didn't like, focusing on excluding a few ingredients, and roughly wrote a copy The list of vegetables and meat was sent to the kitchen.The kitchen aunt glanced at it and said that it would be ready in a while, and asked them to send someone to move the things.

Tang Xiao took the key given by the owner of the villa, and was just about to go to the room when he saw Gui Che coming out from the side.The long hair was not tied up, it was still a bit messy, and he was still yawning, obviously just waking up.

He asked in a daze, "Let's hear what Yu said to wake me up, why did he disappear?"

Tang Xiao thought of Ting Yu who ran away with the first three groups just now, and he knew it after thinking about it. According to the division of the bus, Ting Yu probably had to stay with them.So he threw Gui Che here, and ran out after him.

Zhong Ling said hello, "Teacher Gui, everyone has gone out, we are going to make hot pot, will you come and eat with us?"

Gui Che completely ignored Wei Yan's eyes, "Okay, I want to sit with Zhong Ling."

The task of moving vegetables was given to Duan Jiaojiao, while Xiao Hei followed the owner of the villa to get the clay stove. Tang Xiao felt the disharmony between the two big monsters, and opened the door silently.

Gui Che followed Zhong Ling, from the perspective of a spell teacher, trying to talk to Zhong Ling, "Student Zhong Ling, is the charm class difficult recently? Is there anything I can help you with?"

Zhong Ling replied with some embarrassment, "I always fail to meet the standard, such as the fire talisman before, the talisman I drew didn't have any temperature at all. It's still hard work, A Yan has been tutoring me."

Gui Che thought to himself, it's because he's been tutoring you all the time, teaching you wrong, otherwise you would have mastered it long ago. But thinking of the previous things, he still held back and said, "It's okay, I think you are very talented, Don’t worry about it, it will work out gradually. If you have any problems, you don’t need to bother Wei, he also has a lot of things to do. You can come to the teacher, I’m always here.”

Wei Yan glanced at Gui Che, and said in a cold voice, "I'm not busy at all. Ah, I heard that you like playing mahjong very much, teacher. You have paid in advance this month's salary. Listen to me, big bets hurt your health."

Gui Che ""Can you be more careful?

Zhong Ling was a little surprised when Wei Yan said that, "teacher"

Gui Che quickly explained, "No, no, I saw a life-sized version of Iron Man on an online auction two days ago, but there was a smart young man with a jade face, who raised the price with me, so I paid a month's salary in advance. "

After hearing this, Tang Xiao turned around and asked, "Could it be that you are a ghost looking for thousands of reds?"

Gui Che was silent for a while, "Don't say that you are just a smart young man with a jade face."

Tang Xiao nodded in pain, and begged, "Teacher, Mr. Gui, can I go to your place to observe and emulate? Just beg you at once."

Gui Che raised his eyebrows, "Then tell me, I'm the most handsome in the school, so I'll let you see."

Tang Xiao was silent, what kind of teacher is this? What kind of middle school illness? You are fighting with Cang Jun for human beings here, do you think you can’t see it? Now you let yourself say such things, as if you really are the most handsome in the school if you say it .

However, Tang Xiao still couldn't get rid of Iron Man's attraction, he said softly, "You are the most handsome in the school, teacher."

Gui Che didn't understand the ambiguity of his words at all, whether it was "the most handsome in the school" or "the most handsome among the teachers", and he gave Wei Yan a happy look.

Wei Yan walked past him and said in a low voice, "Childish."

After a while, Duan Jiaojiao came in carrying two boxes of ingredients. The owner of the villa saw that Wei Yan was here, and thoughtfully brought over cold drinks and beer.

Zhong Ling sorted the vegetables into different categories and brought them under the sink to wash.

Wei Yan came over, wanting to help, Zhong Ling smiled and said, "A Yan, go and cut the meat, I'll do the washing. Tang Xiao, please heat up the tandoor, it uses charcoal, be careful not to burn it arrive."

Wei Yan turned his head to look at the two big pieces of meat on the table, and rolled up his sleeves a little.Tang Xiao and the others stared wide-eyed at Cang Jun, who was full of life, and quickly cut the two pieces of meat into thin slices. The movements were clean and neat, and it seemed that he was quite proficient with knives.

Xiao Hei muttered softly, "I didn't expect Mr. Cang to be a good cook."

Tears flashed in Duan Jiaojiao's eyes, "As expected of my idol, he went to the battlefield and went to the kitchen."

Zhong Ling looked back and exclaimed, "A Yan, your knife skills are so good, you can cut the defrosted meat so thinly. It's also delicious to cook. If I were a girl, I would definitely marry you."

Wei Yan "You don't need to be a girl to marry me."

Zhong Ling was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Same-sex people cannot get the certificate."

Tang Xiao watched Zhong Ling silently from the side, and added, "You can go abroad to get a certificate."

Zhong Ling put the dish on the chopping board, cut off the root, and suddenly remembered something.He leaned close to Wei Yan's ear and asked in a low voice, "Do dragons have genders, or do you become whatever you want?"

Wei Yan replied, "Of course."

Zhong Ling said "Oh", put the vegetables and meat on the plate, and brought them to the table.

Wei Yan thought about it later, why do you think this question is a bit strange? Could it be that Zhong Ling meant to turn himself into a woman, and go to get a certificate with him? The subtext is that you can go to get a certificate. .He put several seasonings in small bowls, chopped some green onions and coriander, and brought them to the table together, allowing everyone to play freely.

Zhong Ling walked to Tang Xiao's side and saw that he was still helpless in front of the old-fashioned clay stove, and said, "Actually, you can use paper, light the paper, and throw it in. If there is a lighter at the front desk, you can borrow one. "

Gui Che didn't help at the side, all he was waiting for was to be able to perform in front of Zhong Ling.He said, "At this time, we can show the function of our fire talisman."

As he said that, he tore off a piece of paper, pinched it with two fingers, and the paper caught fire.

Zhong Ling said in surprise, "Teacher is so powerful, I thought only A Yan could do it."

Gui Che smiled slightly, and put the paper into the charcoal.However, the paper soon disappeared, but the charcoal did not.

Zhong Ling muttered, "Hey, why is there no response? Is there too little paper?"

Gui Che replied, "Then I'll order a few more." Then, he took out a stack of papers, lit them all, and threw them in. Tan still faced the world with an indifferent expression.

Zhong Ling touched the charcoal with his hand, and sighed, "The charcoal is a bit damp and cold, so I can't light it. I'll call the front desk."

As soon as he turned around, Gui Che ran up to Wei Yan, "What are you doing?"

Wei Yan said very directly, "I will prevent you from showing off your prestige in front of Zhong Ling."

Gui Che gritted his teeth, "I just light a stove"

Wei Yan turned around and called Zhong Ling, walked to the stove, pinched a piece of paper and threw it into the charcoal.After a while, bursts of hot air came out of the charcoal, Tang Xiao put the pot up, and soon there was a gurgling inside.

Wei Yan said, "Probably the temperature of the teacher's spell is too low."

Gui Che's teeth are itching, it's obviously you who froze the charcoal yourself to pretend