Yokai University

After seeing off the "Middle-aged and Elderly Song and Dance Troupe", the three of Zhong Ling stood at the door, and when the autumn wind blew, the leaves at the door fell to the ground.Diagonally opposite the Taoist temple is a barbecue restaurant, and the smell of meat floats into the Taoist temple unscrupulously with the wind.

Fuwa licked her lower lip, and said emotionally, "The fat and thin mutton is roasting on the charcoal fire. With a squeak, a drop of golden oil dripped down and landed on the charcoal. Sprinkle a little salt and pepper, and serve it with a little chili." face"

Zhong Ling patted Fuwa on the shoulder, interrupting his yearning fantasy, "Can you stop talking? I just ate a bowl of shredded pork noodles with pickled cabbage tonight."

Fuwa took a deep breath, "It's done, I've heard enough."

Zhong Ling "sufficient"

Fuwa nodded, and patted her belly, "I still have two days' worth. When I eat noodles tomorrow, I'll put a little bit of the meaty flavor into it."

Zhong Ling "" this can also be saved

The three of them all arrived in the afternoon, and because they were in a hurry, they ate casually at the noodle restaurant opposite.After a busy night until now, especially when Zhong Ling danced a square dance, the storage in his stomach has already been exhausted.

Zhong Ling glanced at the barbecue stall across the way, and thought about treating the guests to a meal. The main reason was that he was frightened by the handful of dimes that Fuwa took out when eating noodles. When the boss took it over, he asked specifically, does the bank still accept this? Zhong Ling used to think that his life was quite poor, but in comparison, his life should not be too good.

Wang Fuwa turned her head and laughed, and said a little embarrassedly, "My family lives in the mountains, and I don't usually need money."

Zhong Ling, you take it out, you are even more monster than monsters, Tang Xiao, they are all more human than you, is that appropriate? He was about to speak when Wei Yan said, "Let's go, today is a good start. As the temple master, I invite you two Have a meal." He took a step forward, stretched out his hand again, and pulled Zhong Ling's hand over, "There are many cars."

Zhong Ling looked at the path that was only three meters wide in front of him, smiled and turned his head to greet Fuwa, "Be careful, there are too many cars."

The two bicycles riding past doubted the students who got off the bus for a moment.

At this time, Zhong Ling already knew that Wei Yan had been fasting for a long time, and he usually only ate a little when he was with him.He ordered some roast beef and lamb, and asked Fuwa what she wanted to eat, Fuwa looked at Wei Yan embarrassedly, "Then I'm not welcome."

Wei Yan nodded, and Fuwa opened up to order.Looking at his appearance, Zhong Ling probably understood why no one in school doubted that he had a big appetite, comparable to Xiao Hei.

Fuwa took a few bites and asked, "What is that talisman you gave just now?"

Zhong Ling thought for a while, "I drew it casually. There is a book of three hundred spells in the study, and I found one in it that can attract peach blossoms, and compared it with the drawn one."

Fuwa is a sophomore in college, so she didn't go to the autumn outing with Zhong Ling and others, so naturally she doesn't know his ability in spells.That's piercing the sky and condensing the soul, even paper and pen are not required.He hiccupped, "Will that work? What if she comes back to look for it if it doesn't work?"

Zhong Ling shook his head, "No."

It's not that he has much confidence in his spell, but he heard what the aunt said to the people around him when he left, "Oh, I just bought a charm. How could it work? It's only 20 yuan. Look at his face. Yes, it proves that the 20 yuan is beyond his price. It is not easy to become a Taoist priest at a young age, and the young man is also good-looking, can you find such a handsome man to dance square dance with you for 20 yuan?"

Zhong Ling admitted that it was indeed too much. He originally wanted to sell it for ten yuan to complete the task, but who knew that his aunt gave him 20 yuan directly.But he didn't expect that the aunt had a second meal with a heart of finding a dancer for 20 yuan. After the tossing of [-] yuan just now, everyone obviously let go.Zhong Ling asked, "Fuwa, where do you live?"

Fuwa replied, "It's not far away. My family lives in Cangshi, which is very close to the school. Sometimes I go home to sleep at night."

Zhong Ling School has already drifted to a deserted place. "Is your grandpa not afraid of encountering monsters, bad guys, etc. when he is alone at home?" After all, he is a monster exorcist.

Fuwa put down two sticks, "Don't worry. First of all, monsters don't go to my house, and now they are all honest. And my grandpa is amazing. Last time, two foxes who went wrong came to my house. My grandpa held one in each hand." , almost strangled to death. Although he has a little dementia, he is still very good at fighting monsters.

Then, like my family, no bad people care about it.I will go back every other day, and I may have to go back a little later for my recent internship.But it's okay, when I go out, I put a fence around it, and I even painted it with the urine of the rabbit in my bedroom.With such a demonic aura, my grandfather would definitely not run around. "

Why does this scene of Zhong Ling feel so disgusting

Zhong Ling looked at Wei Yan, "My Lord, do we have a weekend off?"

Wei Yan thought that Zhong Ling was going out to play with him, so he immediately replied, "It's a holiday."

Zhong Ling pulled Wei Yan's arm, "Then let's go to Fuwa's house to have a look. His grandpa is alone at home, and he seems to be in poor health." Looking at Fuwa's appearance, and then thinking of the Mediterranean Sea, he instantly felt that the monster exorcist Not scary at all.

Wei Yan glanced at Fuwa, and Zhong Ling quickly added, "Aren't we a small team now? It's inconvenient to do many things without people."

Wei Yan: "I don't think there is any inconvenience. You draw talismans, I sell talismans, just right."

Zhong Ling shook Wei Yan's arm, "Isn't that less people keeping accounts, less people sweeping the floor, and less people carrying water?"

In fact, it doesn't matter what the reason is. He has never been forced to do less work such as sweeping the floor and carrying water.The important thing is that Zhong Ling shook his arm, and Wei Yan could only cough lightly, "Okay."

The charcoal burning under the skewers warmed people's hearts, Zhong Ling replied Tang Xiao's WeChat, just raised his head, and saw a person looking around, and slipped into the wooden gate of Qingliu Temple when no one was paying attention.

Fuwa slapped the table, "Someone sneaked into the temple"

Zhong Ling nodded, "Yes."

Fuwa "Why are you still sitting here"

Zhong Ling: "I'll wait for him to steal something."

Fuwa "ah"

Zhong Ling pointed at the gate and explained, "Do you think the reason why you don't close the gate when you come out is because we are sitting across from you? Why do you think I put the merit box in the most conspicuous place before I come out?"

Fuwa asked stupidly "why?"

Zhong Ling pointed at the back of that person with his chin, "To wait for someone to steal something. Isn't that what a's mission is?"

Fuwa slapped the table again, "Oh my god, you are too smart."

Zhong Ling No, you are too stupid.