Otherworldly Apprentice Lich and Foot Knight

"I already admire myself very much, because I didn't even vomit." Zhou Lingke shook the tree branch he used as a demonstration, and within a short while, the tree branch was already fragmented.

"Crack, click!" The skeleton orangutan beat Bai Sensen's ribs on the side, and shook his arms up and down in a "crunch!" Very satisfied with the performance.

"Hahahahaha!"

"..." Although it would be strange if Xia En didn't smile, after all, if this incident didn't happen to Zhou Lingke himself, he would also laugh wildly, but...does he have to laugh so happily?

Zhou Lingke's wrinkled face was probably too pitiful. Xia En smiled and explained: "I just suddenly felt... Even if you can't summon a bone dragon, it shouldn't be a big problem to summon a skeleton lizard."

"..." Zhou Lingke didn't speak, but swore in his stomach that he wouldn't fix someone tonight, so he wrote the word Zhou upside down!

"What should we do next, let this orangutan continue to take you?" Xia En finally held back his smile, at most the corners of his lips were slightly upturned.

"Wait a minute, I'll take it apart and call another one." Zhou Lingke canceled the call to the skeleton orangutan, and conveniently gave the pile of bones a "corrosion". The attack power is not high, but it is already enough to deal with a pile of scattered bones Enough is enough, halfway through the use of his new summoning magic, the orangutan's bones have returned to the soil - this is what Old John told him, but after seeing enough of Zhou Lingke's jokes.But after he finished chanting his magic, a long time passed, and there was no movement.

"Why is there no response?" Xia En asked, "Failed to cast the spell?"

"No." Zhou Lingke was also surprised, "Successful, my side has formed a connection with the summoned object, but the other party has a little difficulty climbing..."

As soon as Zhou Lingke finished speaking, the soil turned over, and his new summoned creature was not so much crawling as it was "scrambling" from the inside out.It moved so hard that the two humans couldn't help but crouch down and use it to push the dirt away with their hands.

"Is this a chicken?"

"I don't know." Zhou Lingke sighed. I really don't know if it is a chicken, but after all, it is a bird as big as a chicken, and the bones are broken. Let alone Zhou Lingke, this thing came out of the mud. Will it fall apart or not? big problem.He canceled the summon casually, and added another corrosion, "Continue if you want to laugh."

"Don't laugh." Xia En shook his head. Just as Zhou Lingke felt better, he heard him continue, "I think I need to gather some energy so that I don't run out of energy when I want to laugh later."

"..."

Zhou Lingke used the call three more times:

Summoned a two thick skeleton snakes with only the front half - "This is not as good as that chicken!!!"

A centipede with the thickness of a human thigh was summoned—the two were taken aback. After Xia En cut off the centipede's two legs with one claw, Zhou Lingke realized that it was his summoned object. "Centipede! It doesn't even have bones!" "It should be said...it has an exoskeleton."

And a skeleton mouse was summoned—"Laugh if you want." "Hahahahahahaha!" Xia En said that it was impossible not to laugh, and he really couldn't help it.

"Are you...hahahahaha...are you still going on? Hahahahaha! If...if you can go back, you can do magic tricks...I laughed so hard that tears came out..."

"Don't use your hands!" Zhou Lingke took Xia En's "claw" away, and wiped his eyes with the back of his hand.Then he pressed his forehead, "I'm running out of mental power, I'll summon it one last time, if it works, I'll go back if it doesn't work."

"You call it." Xia En said "you do it, I'll see", and he was still watching a play.Facing Zhou Lingke.In fact, it's not his fault, who made their recent entertainment not much except the harmonious sports at night.

Zhou Lingke was depressed, but he still started to cast the spell. After 2 minutes...

"Resign to fate." Xia En moved his cheeks that were numb from laughing twice, and patted Zhou Lingke's shoulder, "Actually, King Kong is also very good."

Standing in front of them was another skeleton orangutan, half beaten than the previous one, at least five meters high, and even the sound of hitting the ribs on the chest was bang bang!

"I'm going to ride a roller coaster in a loop!" Zhou Lingke tried to make his voice sound mighty, and then walked towards the orangutan.

Ten minutes later, Zhou Lingke was lying dead on the edge of the river, and the orangutan was scratching his hair, looking for lice?

"Are you still alive?" Xia En put the mussel into the river, and the mussel disappeared quickly. He came over and squatted down, poking Zhou Lingke's back.

"It's almost there, but I think I can still save it."

"Get up, I'll take you with me when I go back."

"I can't move anymore." Zhou Lingke still didn't move, "Although I didn't bump into each other, but right now I feel pain all over my body."

Xia En was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Zhou Lingke with a subtle expression—his arm was scratched, and he bled so much that he almost passed out, and he didn't even snort, so he couldn't move now?Is it acting like a baby, or acting like a baby, or is it acting like a baby?

He touched Zhou Lingke's cheek: "I always say that I don't like my tender face. I don't think your face is tender at all. Your skin is almost thicker than the city wall."

"That's one of the advantages you like too."

Xia En rolled his eyes: "Do you want the princess to hug you or carry it?"

"As you please."

Xia En also conveniently picked up his princess: "You still say you are a big attack, do you think you are an attack?"

"You know the answer to this question better than I do." Zhou Lingke answered, and conveniently raised his hand to touch Xia En's cheek, and then he smirked, because someone's cheek temperature has risen...

"That, you're not going to tear it down?"

This is a red herring, very obvious, even slightly stiff.But Zhou Lingke is not going to expose Xia En.

"Let it be like that, it can be regarded as a layer of protection, so that you can feel more at ease when you go out, and you can run farther. By the way, boss, be careful with that river clam... I always think he is weird, why? Don't talk on the way you brought him back—you obviously didn't bring him here as a guest. And after revealing his identity, that river clam explained too quickly."

"I thought you didn't see it. I was just about to say it. In addition, I think the experience of that river oyster in the human world is probably more tragic than being used only to make pearls."

"what happened?"

"When the clam shell was opened, I smelled a very delicious smell. I can't describe it in definite words, it's just delicious."

"You said someone... ate him?" Zhou Lingke felt nauseous. Although they "almost" ate the mussel, that was on the premise that they mistakenly thought it was a mussel.After knowing that it is a human being, no, even if it is not a human being, it can speak and be rational, it is considered an intelligent creature.According to Zhou Lingke's moral standards, this kind of food is absolutely unacceptable.Even if it was an orangutan monkey, Zhou Lingke didn't think it was edible.But he soon realized that he could not use his own moral standards to demand others, "Let's keep him at a respectful distance. If that kind of thing really happened to him, then even if he has anti-human tendencies, he is more understandable than Old John."

"I think so too..." After 2 minutes of silence, Xia En continued, "Zhou Lingke, need I remind you, have we been home for at least 2 minutes? Are you not ready to come down?"

"I'm waiting for you to put me down."

Xia En sighed, and helplessly put him on the grass bed, but Zhou Lingke's arm hooked his neck, making him unable to straighten up, and then, when Zhou Lingke's lips sealed his lips, his brain gradually Can't think anymore.

——Zhou Lingke successfully completed his revenge. The two of them couldn't count how much Xia En said sorry that night.

After that day they went on with storing food for the winter and making the cave more and more comfortable.

But no matter Xia En or Zhou Lingke, whenever they go to the river to draw water or wash clothes, they always have a feeling of being spied on, and sometimes they can see huge splashes in the water, like a big fish swimming in the water. Turn over.When the two of them approached the water, they became more and more cautious. After all, the big river in the dense forest was full of dangers, and there was an unknown clam.

When half of the leaves on the tree fell and there was too much storage in the cave, Zhou Lingke washed clothes by the river.Suddenly, with a sound of "poof!", the mussel jumped out of the water, or rushed out, and then fell on the river beach with a "bang!".Zhou Lingke picked up his clothes and immediately backed away. The orangutan skeleton, who had not been canceled by him, came over and protected him behind him.

"I don't mean anything malicious, I just want to ask you something." Said He Mum, he opened the shell and showed Zhou Lingke the soft body.

But, to be honest, this is even scarier, because Zhou Lingke has no idea which part this mollusc-looking person uses to talk to him: "You ask."

"It's probably better like this." The mussel squirmed for a while, and the soft body in the shell began to grow larger, changing into human-like limbs. At first, there were no ears, nose, mouth and eyes, just like a plastic mannequin. The shell disappeared behind him, and his face appeared to be fully human, except that his lower body lacked any sex-identifying organs. Now he was not a plastic mannequin, but a Ken doll.