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"What is this?" Muqing asked him anxiously, "It's hard and hot, weird."

These are really two bad adjectives, it is easy to make people think about it, Lu Yuqiang thought it was you who was to blame, but he still asked his fate, "Don't you have any?"

"I don't have one." Mu Qing lowered his head and touched himself, then shook his head again, "It's all soft."

People are soft, except for those hard bones, but he was sure that what he encountered was not those things, so he was even more strange and nervous: "Are you sick?"

Lu Yuqiang casually glanced down at him, he had vaguely seen it before, just that time when Mu Qing re-formed after being injured, without any clothes on, he looked straight at him, even though he said he didn't, it was just because he didn't I understand, I think it's just as soft as it is in its natural state, and it's not a real eunuch. Lu Yuqiang has a headache. This kind of sex education should be started from an early age. Let him be a gay to teach him. He is really afraid that he will be misleading.

"Wait a minute, I'll take care of it first." Lu Yuqiang stroked his forehead for the last time, he stood up on the bed, turned around quickly, and didn't let Mu Qing see his strangeness. corner, and then bumped his nose - the bathroom door closed.

"Don't worry." Lu Yuqiang shouted loudly from inside, his voice was a bit weird, with that kind of soft nasal voice mixed with a little panting, Mu Qing guessed that it might be because he just woke up, and then heard him say , "Wait for me for a while, I will explain to you."

Mu Qing was too nervous. Lu Yuqiang was just an ordinary human being. Human beings are mortal, and human beings are subject to illness. If there is no medicine to treat them, they will die. He understands these things, so he is panicked.It must have been a long time before Lu Yuqiang opened the door. Mu Qing looked over and saw that he was brushing his teeth refreshedly, and the arms propped on the sink were strong and white.

"Wait a little longer." Lu Yuqiang rinsed his saliva, and said vaguely, "You help me get the potted plant in the guest room first."

Mu Qing said yes, and ran away with a clatter of slippers. Lu Yuqiang brushed his hair worryingly, wiped his face, went out and sat on the edge of the bed, and waited for Mu Qing to come back.

How to teach it well?

While he was organizing words in his mind, Mu Qing finally came back holding a big potted plant about two meters high. It was a cycad tree, which looked like a malnourished afro. I was dumbfounded for a while and said that you took the wrong one.

But he pulled Mu Qing again: "Forget it, this one is this one, you sit down first, sit next to me."

Muqing originally liked to make out with Lu Yuqiang, and he regarded it as a parent-child interaction between a father and his son, but now he obviously wanted to back off, afraid of hearing something bad, Lu Yuqiang turned his head away , let him look at his hands.

The hands formed a ring, one finger went through it, went in and out, and after doing this three times, Lu Yuqiang said seriously: "Do you know what this is?"

To be honest, Mu Qing didn't know, so Lu Yuqiang asked him: "Do you sometimes have an impulse, that is, the blood in your brain starts to rush down your body." He couldn't describe the feeling, "That's it, I really want to Do something, can't control it, understand."

Mu Qing looked at him half-understood, Lu Yuqiang looked at him expectantly, finally Mu Qing blinked, suddenly realized: "Yes, yes, when you were spanked in front of me when you were a child, I felt that your whole body Very angry, I want to beat Lu Zhendong too, that's how you feel."

Lu Yuqiang: "?"

"Thank you very much." Lu Yuqiang managed to force a smile, he didn't know whether Xie Muqing should have been late in transforming into a shape, his father was not beaten and had no psychological shadows, and finally managed to go out and become the richest man, or should Xie Muqing have been silently guarding like this He, in this situation, wanted to help him vent his anger, but because of Mu Qing's strange words, Lu Yuqiang felt that his small classroom was about to die.

He couldn't just give up like this, Lu Yuqiang continued: "Do you know what can be done between a man and a man, bah, between a man and a woman?"

"Can have children." Mu Qing knew this.

Lu Yuqiang praised: "Smart." He then asked, "Then do you know how to live?"

Mu Qing guessed: "Let's bask in the sun together? It feels similar to bearing fruit with me, but I rely on the sun and spiritual energy to bear fruit. In fact, every peach is my painstaking effort. It is very sad when it is dried, but when I think about it I’m particularly motivated when I’m cutting peaches for you to eat.”

Lu Yuqiang: "Wait a minute, I don't want to know about your mental activities, I will be shadowed."

Mu Qing looked at him puzzled: "Did I say something wrong?"

"Back to the topic, back to the topic." Lu Yuqiang hurriedly cut back to the crooked topic. Mu Qing has no basic physiological knowledge at all. His knowledge in this area is too poor. Now that the Internet is developed, elementary school students may know more than There are so many of them, Lu Yuqiang thought that he must teach him these things, lest he say something surprising later, "Let me make an analogy with you, it's not an analogy, this iron tree is your kind, right?"

It was originally the delicate little white flower in the guest room, but Muqing took the wrong one, so Lu Yuqiang had no choice but to make the mistake: "When you saw it, did you have an impulse, did you like it very much, and wanted to do something else with it?" Things, such as things like giving birth to a child, are like the kind of emotion that a man can't restrain when he sees a man he likes, bah, a woman he likes."

Lu Yuqiang stumbled and stumbled, he didn't know what he said in the end. He obviously had good expressive skills, but it was difficult to speak if he wanted to teach others. It was like a teacher looking at him as blank and pure as a piece of white paper. When I was a student, I was always reluctant to write ink on it, so I taught it very tactfully and patiently.

He was surprised at how much patience he had today. In normal times, he would probably just throw a movie to the other party, whether he likes it or not.

Mu Qing was stunned for a while, then pulled the leaves of the cycad tree and giggled, he really wanted to die from laughing: "I understand a little bit, but it's just an ordinary cycad tree, the kind that can't be refined, so I might like it , I like good-looking people, and monsters are also fine, but they must be able to transform."

"Good-looking?" Lu Yuqiang subconsciously asked him, "What about gender, do you like girls?"

"As long as you look good." Muqing nodded solemnly, "I don't pick anything else, but you must be good-looking, probably." He pondered for a while, then smiled, "I can't help but look uglier than you." acceptable."

Lu Yuqiang couldn't help but twitched his lips and said, "Then you're actually quite picky, be careful."

Mu Qing: "What do you mean?"

"Stop." Lu Yuqiang made a stop gesture, "Let's continue, and then there's that hard and--hot thing you mentioned. Let me explain it to you. It may be a bit complicated, but I'm not sick."

Just as Lu Yuqiang said this, the mobile phone on the bedside suddenly rang without warning. He leaned over to get it, and Mu Qing also leaned over to look at it, only to see the words on the screen: "Comrade Xiang Nuan."

"Sister Xiang Nuan." Mu Qing became excited, "Your mother, answer quickly, I want to talk to her on the phone."