[Holy Biography] Behind-the-scenes BOSS Struggle

Any father will inevitably pay attention to his son's future development path, no matter happiness or sexual well-being.

Xin He, the newly promoted one, is of course no exception—especially in the face of little Asura's full of admiration and affection for "Dad", no matter how cute the facial paralysis in the set CP is, and no matter how star-seeing he was How irreversible the prophecy was, Xin He decided to fight for his son.

The previous generation of Asura kings dared to collude and rebel against the world's disgrace, creating rivers of blood and human tragedies everywhere. It makes no sense for him, a latecomer, to become a counselor, content with the status quo.

Even if he can't drive his facial paralysis away from his son, but he can't help but see his son crippled [beep——] beside his facial paralysis, such a father is too much of a failure.

But the spirit of pioneering and enterprising is commendable, but the constraints of reality have to pour countless waterfalls of water on people.

Because what is fatal is that his son's hardware level seems to be probably not up to standard.

Although he has become a literary editor, he has been guided by the advanced brainwashing of our party for many years, and Xin He's requirements for his own ideological consciousness have never been lowered.

Any scientific research results are obtained through assumptions and experiments, and specific analysis of specific situations.

When he judged that the danger that he had to engage in sex seemed to have disappeared with the departure of his brother, the series of activities such as investigation, research, experiment, and trial production that had to be carried out in order to understand the inner nature and movement laws of his son's body were overwhelmed by Xin. He Lie is the most urgent problem that needs to be concerned and solved at present.

Even during the tense journey to the sky city of Garuda, he kept this top priority in mind when he was busy, and made a detailed plan list in his mind.

Of course, how to maintain the majesty of the father and the elegant image of King Asura in the eyes of the public in the process of observing the naked body of the underage (appearance) child is also an inevitable and important limitation.

Plan one: Take a bath together.

"Dad! Dad! Asura caught a big, big little pig!"

A certain Douding came galloping happily, crashing into Xin He's arms like a small cannonball, giggling and begging for praise.

Singh didn't correct his obvious wrong sentence - how much street children who have not received compulsory education need social attention - he raised his hand and hugged him, took out a handkerchief and wiped the sweat on his son's forehead thinly.

Looking at the pork leg and dragging a coke-shaped object that exudes a mushy smell, Xin He, who had been staying in the shade of the tree, hugged his son and smiled, "Thank you, King Yaksha."

The paralyzed face shook his head silently, then sat on the side, silently took out the Night Demon Knife, intending to deal with the unknown creature in his hand, to see if there was any meat to eat.

Xin He looked at his son, and then said casually: "Asura ran back and forth for a long time and sweated a lot, his clothes are all wet, will he feel uncomfortable?"

Little Ashura pulled the fabric, "A little bit, but it will dry in a while, no problem!"

Xin He disagreed, thinking how can such an old paper observe?

"Let's go take a shower with Dad, you'll get sick in wet clothes."

The Dragon King who also ran back said: "In this way, I seem to have heard the sound of running water just passing by in the northwest direction. King Asura can go there to look for it. There should be a river."

This is what you've been waiting for!

Xin He stood up and looked at his son with a smile, "Then, let's go together, Asura?"

Little Asura nodded, happily took Xin He's hand, and followed.

It was easy to find the river, Xinhe grabbed his son, his eyes were shining, and he planned to take off his clothes...

Little Asura suddenly excitedly said: "Dad! Dad!" Pointing, "Look, what is that?"

Suddenly a small fish the size of a palm jumped out of the water, and when Xin He turned his head, he saw the fish opened its mouth.

Excellent dynamic visual display, three rows of sharp teeth on the front and back of the half-length mouth, click!

The frog-like creature close to the river bank was dragged into the river with a tragic "croak".

There was a cracking sound of scalp numbness in the water, and a moment later, a skeleton floated up to the surface of the water.

"..."

Fuck, this is not a green grassland!

Big Big Wolf didn't even show up, Nima, where did the piranhas come out and make a mess!

Plan Two: Get new clothes.

Xin He took the cloth and said, "I'm so sorry for you, Su Mo, I even went to the market for you."

Su Mo was embarrassed: "It's okay, Wang, it's just running errands, it's nothing to do for you and the prince."

Xin He smiled and turned around and waved: "Asura, come here, Sumo bought you new clothes, come and try them on."

Dragon King: "Alas! New clothes? Sumo bought new clothes? Do you have mine?"

Of course, Xin He will do everything, so he was about to nod with a smile, but it might as well be the son who was being ridiculed by the Dragon King for his appetite the moment before.

Little Ashura rolled his lower eyelids and stuck out his tongue: "Xiaolong didn't have it! Dad gave it to Asura! Xiaolong hasn't grown any taller recently, so buying new clothes is a waste!"

"Little devil! Who hasn't grown taller! Say it again!" The Dragon King who poked his sore foot pulled out the Dragon Tooth Saber.

Little Asura raised his hand and threw a fireball: "Xiaolong is a scumbag! A scumbag! A scumbag! A scumbag!"

The fireball quickly headed towards a honeycomb - this position is more punctual - the dragon king was running directly and obliquely above the advancing route.

"...!!! Hai Longbo!!!"

"Stupid!"

Little Asura laughed heartlessly.

"Bastard! See if I spare you!"

Two quick-thinking cubs chased after each other and disappeared deep in the dense forest...

Singh thought: ...Do it!

Plan [-]: Everyone boo boo.

"Yasha Yasha, Asura wants to pee! Pee with Asura!"

Nodding with a paralyzed face, he picked up Asura and planned to find a hidden bush.

Xin He hurriedly called to the little Asura: "Asura, it's too impolite to say that."

Little Asura was confused: "Hey, what should I say?"

Xin He said gently: "Asura should say, 'Sorry, I need to deal with a personal matter, I'll be right back', so that it sounds like a good boy who knows etiquette would say it."

Yasha King from the bottom: "..." Do nobles live so hard?

Little Asura nodded receptively, "Okay, Asura is going to deal with personal issues, Dad, come right back!"

Xin He smiled and took his son's little hand: "You are a fast learner. Asura is so smart. As a reward, daddy will take Asura?"

Little Asura smiled happily: "Yeah!"

However, just when he arrived at the position that covered the sight of others, when his son was about to release water, and when a certain wretched father was about to open his eyes...

"Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..."

Um?What reflex condition is this?Not boo boo but hiss?

A giant python poked its head out from a nearby low branch, pointed at Xinhe's lower abdomen for a moment, then turned to Asura's lower abdomen, hesitating and hesitating the red letter: "Hiss... hiss..."

Singh: "..."

This unreasonable and unreasonable world!

Plan Four: Sleep with Dad!

"Why is Asura sitting here alone?"

Xin He patted his son's head and asked softly.

Little Asura pouted, folded his arms and lowered his head: "Xiaolong said that I have a bad sleeping posture and won't let me sleep!"

Xin He laughed (badly): "That's because Asura is still young, so he will move around when he sleeps. It will be fine when he grows up, but if Asura doesn't want to listen to the Dragon King's complaints, Then sleep with Daddy."

Ashura raised his head suddenly, his eyes bright.

【Will my father also tell me bedtime stories? 】

the next day.

Su Mo covered his lips and exclaimed, "My lord! Why do you look so bad! Did you not sleep well at night?"

Xin He, who was stunned all night, with bruised eyes and hoarse voice: "..."

Nothing, just that the river of truth just happened to pass through the ditch of his error and never looked back for a moment. _(:3"∠)_

Asura is a prince recognized by the heavens, and even when referring to him, everyone is called the son of King Asura.

When Shezhi gave birth to him, there was no abnormal reaction, and when Asura brought out clothes, especially a baby, from the magic forest, King Yaksha didn't have any unusual expressions.

X's incompetence can be interpreted as indifference, but it is an absolute tragedy if he has no balls!

So his son is definitely a man, even if it's just his appearance!

Standing on the edge of the cliff facing the boundless forest, after repeated battles and defeats, he began to infer the truth from the minutiae. Xin He's strong eyes looked far away, and suddenly there was a sense of sadness that everyone was drunk and I was alone.

But thinking about the possibility of not being able to hold a grandson in the future...

With this shell of becoming an old goblin at this age, he is now looking for a cute girl to make a younger brother for Asura. Before he dies, will he still have time to see the birth of the third generation?

If there is no adoptive offspring, Ashura will die with facial paralysis and no one will take care of him, what will happen! Behind OTZ Singh -

Dragon King: "What's wrong with King Ashura? The surrounding atmosphere is a bit gloomy."

Su Mo: "Yeah, it looks lonely and lonely. Is it because I think of my former tribe?"

Dragon King: "...Didn't he forget all the previous things?"

Su Mo: "Maybe it's just because I forgot, that's why I'm more depressed."

"Yahoo! Yahoo!" Little Ashura laughed carefreely as he rode on the dead boar, and was slowly dragged by King Yaksha.

He tried to commit the crime of stripping his son's clothes many times. When the king of the Asura clan was worried about the difficulty of blood inheritance, he didn't know that at this moment, in the city of Shanjian, thousands of miles away, in the ruins of the Golden Chamber Palace, where the documents and treasures of the past dynasties were collected. Something is also happening.

Di Shitian, who was looking for the relics of the Asura tribe and trying to discover the doubts about the jihad 300 years ago, frowned while walking around holding the documents, when he suddenly kicked over a long beautifully shaped box in the corner.

He looked down.

A little familiar.

Look around again——I remembered that when the city of Shanjian was captured, a large number of exquisite ornaments and collections were seized from the bedroom of the former Emperor of Heaven. Di Shitian resisted using these things, so he let people throw them all here—unexpectedly Before he knew it, he had reached this position by himself.

The lock is more complicated, but in the face of absolute force, all the complexity will be reduced to simplicity.

As a result, a beautiful painting of a beautiful woman was exposed without hindrance to the most brutal Emperor of Heaven among the previous masters of Sky City.

The most terrible thing is that the painter secretly painted this picture of a beauty, but sadly did not arrange clothes for this beauty. Therefore, in the bustling scene of vines and flowers, it is even more obvious that the beauty who is in it is eager to refuse to welcome her.

Di Shitian: "..."

Bishamon, who happened to meet on the road, stood respectfully and saluted, "Emperor."

Di Shitian had a gloomy face, and only nodded, but stopped in the next second and did not leave. Instead, he turned to Bishamonten and narrowed his eyes.

Bishamonten: "...?"

Di Shitian spoke slowly.

"Jixiangtian is in a good mood recently? I heard that he kicked you out of the house arrogantly?"

Bishamonten: "Ah..."

Di Shitian showed a sinister and malicious smile.

"Anyway, she's free at home alone, and a group of rebels are about to be executed, so let her go to the scene and imprison her!"

Bishamonten: "..." Why did my wife suddenly make you old? QQ