Good Immortals Don't Live Long

The first time Zulong came to look for Hongyun Shudong, Hongyun became a bosom brother with guilt.

The second time Zulong came to look for Hongyun Shudong, Hongyun continued to listen with the rigorous attitude of exploring the historical truth because of Zulong's high-energy and strong information last time.

The third time Zulong came to look for Hongyun's tree hole, Hongyun began to think that their tree hole didn't seem like they were studying history, but more like pure patriarchal entertainment and gossip.

The fourth time Zulong came to look for Hongyun Tree Cave, Hongyun said that if Zulong happened to meet Tongtian who came to secretly feed him and released Tongtian, he would never continue to be a tree for Zulong even if he died hole!

The fifth time Zulong came to Hongyun Shudong, the raft of Tongtian was still within the validity period, Hongyun could only lie down and enjoy it, and really enjoyed a little gossip with others.

The sixth time Zulong came to Hongyun tree cave, Hongyun began to actively recall Pangu's past with Zulong.

The seventh time Zulong hadn't come to Hongyun tree cave, Hongyun poked his pet snake Xu Xian impatiently and asked: "Then what is the grandson doing? Why hasn't he come here yet, so annoying. You want to eat grass today (rabbit) no?"

——You speak Northeast China more decently than I do, do you realize that? BY: Xu Xian.

Xu Xian climbed on the top of the tallest ginseng fruit tree at the entrance of Buzhou Cave, and ignored the red cloud, with a look of "this world is terrible" with a look of lovelessness.Ever since Zulong always came to Hongyun, Xu Xian has always been like this, saying that this is a natural impetuous mood caused by shedding his skin, but Hongyun and Xu Xian both know that this is Xu Xian's deliberate expression of disapproval. A kind of resistance of Zulong.

Every time Zu Qingxin came, Xu Dongbei refused to show up, not because he didn't listen to Zu Qingqing's gossip, but because he hid in Hongyun's sleeve to express a clear attitude of "non-violent non-cooperation".

"As for what? Isn't Zulong pointing out that you can change form? I know you want to give me a surprise, and I'm very happy. Really, it has nothing to do with the form you were told." Hong Yun comforted.

Xu Xian looked at the sincere face of Hong Yun, a little unsure whether Hong Yun's miraculous self-confidence was different from ordinary people, or irony.

Just like Xu Xian doesn't like Zulong, Zulong happens to dislike Xu Xian very much (to be precise, he hardly likes any creatures).After Zulong learned that Hongyun was still happy that Xu Xian "has learned to speak, it's amazing", he unceremoniously broke Xu Xian's disguise in front of Xu Xian, and warned Hongyun not to trust these acquired things too easily .

"I know that your heart is pure and kind, and you have been living in Buzhou Mountain and are ignorant of world affairs, so I will tell you so bluntly. I don't mean to teach you, but I just want you to know that the current world and the Great God Pan Gu are still It's different when I'm alive. Under the influence of selfish acquired things, the world has already declined, and people's hearts are no longer old. This beast is hiding things from you that he can transform into shape. I hope you can be more careful and don't be deceived."

Zu Long's words are full of disdain and dislike for Xu Xian, even if there is some guilt, it is for Hong Yun, for fear that Hong Yun will think that he beats the dog and ignores the owner.

Because of the experience of the previous life, Hongyun is very aware of how precious Zulong's unkind words are in the prehistoric world.Because it has always been popular in Honghuang to "sweep the snow in front of the house, don't care about the frost on the roof of others", seeing others being cheated, pulling up their sleeves and leaving is considered kind-hearted. up.

And those who can take the initiative to remind, the relationship must be extremely iron to be possible.

Hongyun is very grateful to Zulong.It's just... It's obvious that Hongyun's brain circuit is different from that of normal prehistoric natives. His first reaction was that Zulong misunderstood Xu Xian. Xu Xian actually wanted to surprise him. After all, Xu Xian knew that he wanted his cultivation to be able to Some progress.

At that time, Xu Xian realized for the first time that Hongyun's smile might not be inscrutable, but an idiotic smile: "Do you really believe me? You are not afraid of me at all, as Zulong said Hiding evil intentions to harm you?"

"Will you do this?" Hong Yun asked, looking directly at Xu Xian's vertical pupils.

Xu Xian looked at the red cloud for a while before slowly shaking his head. It was from his heart that he had never felt before: "No, I won't. Of course I won't. I just want to remind you that that stupid dragon is sometimes right. At that time, it is very dangerous for you to trust people so casually!"

"I know~" Hong Yun started in a good mood while humming a simple tune that couldn't be tuned, while roasting rabbit meat for Xu Xian and himself.

"I don't change form, but I'm not used to it, and I don't like it." Xu Xian continued to explain in a very serious tone, completely missing the northeastern flavor he was usually used to. A habitual liar would tell the truth instead. It will be very uncomfortable.

Hong Yun inexplicably remembered the beginning of the movie "Green Snake" that she saw in that modern knowledge. Xiao Qing, played by Maggie Cheung, was very resistant to walking on her feet, her waist was so weak that it was a mess, and the twisting and twisting brainwashing ditties were always in Hong Yun's mind infinitely Looping, I laughed unconsciously.

"I know that your accent at the beginning was to make me happy, but you better stop talking, it's so ugly." Xu Xian began to change the subject uncomfortably.

——As an awkward snake, Xu Xiante is a professional.

Seeing that Hong Yun just smiled and didn't answer, Xu Xian finally became angry from embarrassment: "Laughing at you again! By the way, what should you do if I really have evil intentions for you?"

In the busy schedule of roasting rabbits, Hong Yun asked in a leisurely way: "Can you beat me?"

Xu Xian nodded thoughtfully, pondered the words several times in his mouth, and then he was horrified to find out why these words felt more and more wrong the more he said them? !In the face of absolute power, all schemes and schemes are paper tigers.Xu Xian raised his head, just facing Hong Yun who was handing the rabbit over. Under the firelight, Hong Yun's gentle smile became meaningful again.

——Damn, this is really a pervert, right? !real!yes!one!point!All!No!cute!

The heart became stuffy again, Xu Xian, who felt that he was stupid and naive, made a difficult decision, he wanted to run away from home!

Moved to Yushi House in Hongyun at the foot of the mountain!An hour!

Xu Xian said, to declare in advance, I did this not because I was afraid that Hongyun would be worried!It's just that going up and down the mountain is a waste of time. I don't want to affect the time to go to the ginseng fruit tree for the sun spa tomorrow morning.

Speaking of which, what the hell is this Spa?It's weird to read.Xu Xian was idly thinking as he meandered down the mountain, he only remembered it after hearing Hong Yun mention it a few times.

Xu Xian casually pushed open the door of the jade house that was supposed to be empty with the tip of his tail as usual...

"Ah----!!!" The scream resounded throughout the sky of the main peak of Buzhou Mountain.

Hongyun moved freely, and the moment she heard Xu Xian's scream, she picked up the umbrella at hand and quickly fell from the top of the mountain to the foot of the mountain in a free fall, and then saw Xu Xian in human form holding a black hair The red-eyed little loli beat her to death.

"..." What kind of development is this? "Xu Xian?"

"Master!" The black-haired young man in Xu Xian's form looked very happy, holding the little loli with one hand, and raised the other to greet Hong Yun.

Little Lolita also looked up at Hong Yun suspiciously, and parroted: "Master?" The last word of the voice was raised, with an indescribable charm, which was seriously inconsistent with her innocent appearance.

"Don't you want to explain?" Hong Yun pointed to the little girl, and said to Xu Xian, "Are you laying an egg without telling me, or are you planning to lay an egg?"

Xu Xian and Little Lolita's faces darkened because of Hong Yun's brain hole, and they said in unison: "How is that possible!"

"Don't learn how to speak from me!" X2

"How dare you learn, bastard!" X2

"Are you courting death?!" X2

"Stop talking!" X2

"...Stop it, Xu Xian said." Hong Yun was still very biased towards himself at the critical moment.

"Didn't I plan to go down the mountain and leave home at the beginning...cough, I mean, to enjoy the moon, and then I thought I'd just sleep in the jade house and go back to the mountain tomorrow morning, but I didn't expect such a thing to pop out as soon as I opened the door .”

"You are the thing!" The little loli who was held in her hand expressed her displeasure, angrily brushing her sense of existence.

"Okay, okay, you're not a thing, okay?"

"..." Little Lolita squinted her eyes, her aura was fully opened, and she began to look at Xu Xian with the expression of someone destined to die.

"Then what do you say you are? Let me introduce you." Hong Yun came forward as a peacemaker, and those who could enter the Jade Immortal Sword Formation were harmless creatures, so although he was a little puzzled by this strange little lolita, he He didn't have much vigilance, and even coaxed the other party like a normal child.

"My name is Luo Hu." Little Lolita said to Xu Xian in a cold tone, "Remember this name, because sooner or later he will become the name of the person who killed you!"

Xu Xian replied coldly and noblely: "Hehe."

"What did you say?" Hong Yun blinked, thinking that his ears had failed, "Rahu? That Rahu's Rahu? Demon ancestor Luohu? A man?"

Luo Hu had already died when Hong Yun became famous in his previous life, but Hong Yun had also heard of the other party's great reputation. He established the Western Demon Cult and was honored as the Demon Ancestor. He is the only legendary figure who can defeat Daozu.Later generations have many speculations about Luo Hu's appearance, some say he is so beautiful, some say he is hideous, but no matter what you think, he should not be a little lolita.

Luo Hu, who was denied by Hong Yun, didn't know it. He just raised his chin and nodded arrogantly: "Hmm, now you know how powerful I am, aren't you afraid? Hurry up and kneel down! Stupid mortal!"

——Truly, a brat who entered the second stage of middle school prematurely.