Good Immortals Don't Live Long

The sage's plan is naturally difficult to parry.

At the wedding ceremony where Emperor Jun married Chang Xi and Xi and the two demon queens, Nuwa threw out her natal magic weapon, the red hydrangea, and with the mouth of a sage, determined the fate of marriages in the world and ruled the relationship between people in the three realms.Since then, monogamy (monogamy or monogamy is also possible) even if it has passed the enlightened path, it has stuck in the hearts of every prehistoric creature.

The impact of this incident is undoubtedly huge, and it is for everyone. The prehistoric creatures have the most basic view of marriage. Through the red hydrangea, Nuwa will get the merits of every couple in the prehistoric wilderness who will eventually get married. hansome……

Di Jun was also greatly affected, but he was not happy at all.

No one would be too happy about this matter. Just imagine that you originally planned to marry two golden crow beauties from the lunar star, to enjoy the blessings of being equal, and to achieve an eternal story of sisterly love and serving a husband together, but in the end suddenly Because of the new marriage law set by others, I have to face a predictable fire in the backyard caused by the position of the only concubine... That's so sour, tsk tsk, it directly changed Dijun at the wedding complexion.

Di Jun really wished he could rush up and grab Nuwa by the collar and ask, are you here to congratulate her or seek revenge? Did I recruit you? !

Nüwa said, of course I did!As the leader of a clan, he openly engages in 3P and has the worst gimmick, so of course he will recruit me!

As a representative who has been in love with her elder brother since birth and will never get involved by a third party, Nu Wa really looks down on God Jun, who is a scumbag who marries two.Nuwa firmly believes that love is unique, and may not be restricted by gender (influenced by Yuanshi) or age (influenced by Zhenyuanzi), but it should definitely be limited to the number of people in love and marriage.

"Love is selfish, it can only be one-on-one, and it is impossible for a man and a woman to be 1-to-N!" Nuwa said this to everyone.Whether she found N men, or her brother and lover Fuxi found N women, she would absolutely never say that this is love, "That's an insult to the word 'love'! "

So although Yuanshi meant that Nuwa should make good friends with the demon clan, at least not to make enemies, but Nuwa messed up without hesitation, and she felt very happy when she messed up.

After waiting, Nuwa realized that she seemed to have gotten into trouble: "What should I do? QAQ"

Fuxi raised his forehead, and he knew that no matter how high Nuwa's status was, she was still his kind of stupid girl in her heart, and some things were really not suitable for her to handle.But the matter has already been done, and Fuxi has no way to change it. The only thing he can do is to comfort Nuwa to calm down and not continue to make things worse: "Don't panic, it's okay, the wedding is not over yet, we still have a chance Save the situation."

"Well, yes, calm down... In short... find the time machine first!" Nu Wa didn't even know what she was talking about.

"..." What the hell is that? !

"Master always likes to say that when he has nothing to do recently."

Fuxi deeply began to worry about whether it was a wise decision to help his sister worship Hongyun as a teacher.

Fortunately, Di Jun, the scumbag who successfully tricked the two girls into getting married, was not in vain. He finally found a remedy after he burst into laughter. He held the hands of the two wives affectionately, and said gently: "Although The saint said that two people are the true meaning of love, and it is a sin for me to fall in love with both of you at the same time, but I am still caught in it and cannot extricate myself. I would rather be a sinner through the ages, and this heart that loves you will never stop.”

So in order to show fairness, Di Jun decided that he would never marry a wife in this life, and both Chang Xi and Xi He became concubines and were equal.

Whether Chang Xi and Xi and the sisters wanted to save the current ugly situation, or really believed in Di Jun's lies, the only thing they could do at this moment was to smile, with moving tears in their eyes, and maintain the superficial relationship with Di Jun. Peace, at least they messed with the wedding first, they couldn't afford to lose more face.

Therefore, this wedding can be regarded as saving a little bit of face, and it didn't completely turn the wedding into a funeral.Although the faces of the guests were still a little embarrassed, after all, the wedding barely went smoothly to the end.

The only disharmonious note was that Nuwa was a little upset. Seeing Dijun's performance, her only reaction was this damned scumbag!Nuwa folded her arms and chest, with a cold and noble face, thinking, hum, do you think the power of my red hydrangea is over like this?You underestimate me too much.

But before Nuwa really said that, Fuxi covered his sister's mouth in time to prevent her from continuing to make trouble.

"Forget me, my aunt, you are now a saint who is not afraid of anything, but you have to think about your teacher's school. Except for you and your master, none of your brothers have become saints. I I heard that Di Jun holds grudges the most." Fu Xi said.

Nuwa listened to Fuxi's words, she didn't want to cause trouble for her own people, but the lingering anger was still there, so after Fuxi let go of her hand, she whispered: "Sure enough, the scumbag has a small belly!"

"Sure!" At this time, you must be on the same line with your wife. Anyone who has some experience in marriage knows that if you dare not comply when your wife scolds a scumbag, you will definitely be forced by your wife. Doubt your loyalty to the party, then just wait for a peaceful day at home, "This kind of man who loves to die doesn't need you to take action, he will kill himself sooner or later."

Someone scolded with her, Nuwa soon felt much more comfortable, and then explained to Fuxi in private: "I added a hidden condition to that marriage condition, in order to protect the legitimacy of my marriage, only the husband Only children born to the legal and only legitimate wife will have the best qualifications, the most powerful mana and cultivation base, and children born illegally will be weakened without limit from the inheritance of their parents. Of course, the way of heaven There is a chance of survival for everyone, but the chances of survival for these people are very small."

It is really the most poisonous woman's heart!Fuxi looked at his own sister with admiration, how did you come up with this trick?But, well, it wasn't me who was cheating╮(╯＿╰)╭ Fuxi really didn't have any opinion at all, and praised Nuwa's words: "Good job!"

"Di Jun will know the consequences soon, hahaha." Nuwa laughed like a big villain.

"..." Sure enough, I shouldn't have sent my sister to Wangxinzhai!Take a good goddess and send it over, and when you come back, you will become a female nerver!

Afterwards, Yuanshi was naturally angry when he knew that Nuwa had screwed up his relationship with the Yaozu, but Hong Yun's sentence "Nuwa is really amazing" extinguished all his anger.Yuanshi's three views are Hongyun, and he will unswervingly support every one of Hongyun's ideas that will not hurt himself, so Yuanshi immediately said with the same hatred: "It is true that this kind of insult in the name of love should be fundamentally curbed. Acts of love."

However, it is probably because stupid people have stupid blessings, and Nuwa also got a blessing in disguise because of this, and successfully hooked up with Hongjun. Don't be too happy to hear about Zuo Wangxinzhai's inability to coexist peacefully with the Yaozu.

Originally, Yuanshi planned to send Laozi or Tongtian to talk about Hongjun after a while, so as to arouse his interest in the new race created by Nuwa, but now that Hongjun himself took the initiative to find Nuwa, Yuanshi naturally raised his hands in favor. Yes, in this way, there is really no trace of deliberation.

"How did I become a saint? Actually, it's not a secret. It's just that I planned to invent some toys for the master, but I don't know which intermediate link went wrong. The toy has life, and it becomes the current one." Looks like it. There are still a lot of follow-up troubles, such as their names, racial development, future racial gathering places and so on. They are very fragile. I can foresee the future where they will be bullied, but I created them I can't ignore it..."

"Oh." Hongjun glanced at Nuwa meaningfully, "You can come to me at any time if you have any difficulties. After all, you and I have a half-teacher friendship, so I can't just leave you alone."

"Eh? Is it okay? But the master said that this is my personal test, and he won't interfere."

In his heart, Hongjun praised Hongyun's way of teaching disciples. Naturally, some things need to be done by the disciples themselves to help them grow rapidly, especially for saints like Nuwa who prove the Tao through merit and virtue. The holy position can be consolidated by accumulating experience.But... is Hong Yun's apprentice okay and what business do I have? "Friendship is also an external manifestation of strength. Anything can be your resource, it just depends on whether you can be flexible."

"I, I'll think about it again."

I have to say, but those who come out of Siwangxinzhai and have studied acting at Yuanshi, Luohu and Zhenyuanzi, all of them are acting schools. Not only did he successfully hook up with Hongjun, but he also made the other party think that this was the result of his hard work.

Fuxi has completely refreshed the inherent impression of Nuwa in my heart, and replaced my cute, silly and sweet white girl, this day can hardly be better!

……

When Nuwa left to go to the Yaozu for a wedding, Hongyun took care of two human ancestors who were recently born in Nuwa's courtyard, one tall and one low, a male and a female.Nuwa's aesthetics and craftsmanship are still very good. You can tell from the face that Nuwa is absolutely forced to make these two models based on her and her brother. The degree of lifelike and meticulous craftsmanship makes Hong Yun have to believe that in his modern knowledge Here, most of the complaints about my appearance on the Internet are true - I must have belonged to a saint when I created a human being, and I made too many casually unqualified products!

These two human beings have no names yet, although Hong Yun wanted to name them Adam and Eve, but these two names were voted down unanimously by the inner sect of Zuo Wang Xin Zhai, who said they were too weird.

Therefore, in Hongyun's observation log of the first pair of human beings, he could only write weirder names like man and woman.

I have to say that this pair of human beings is really weak. They don't have the natural physical strength of the witch race, nor the strong mana of the monster race. The only thing that is useful is, uh, cuteness?Looking at you with a pair of moist and innocent eyes, but any normal person would not be willing to attack them.

"But it's not enough to live a cute life. You guys are not Gun Gun (the national treasure giant panda)." Hong Yun said earnestly to the man and the woman.