Good Immortals Don't Live Long

After the establishment of the Sanqing Religion, the progress list of accepting direct disciples is as follows:

Lao Tzu: 0

Yuanshi: 1 piece of Guangchengzi

Tongtian: Duobao, Jinling, Wudang and Guiling 4 people (1 male and 3 female)

——I have to say that Tongtian's efficiency is always the highest among the three brothers. Lao Tzu, who is so cold that he has no apprentices, and Yuanshi, who always insists on being expensive and not expensive, are not comparable to Tongtian in terms of the number of apprentices.

Well, Laozi and Yuanshi don’t want to compare with Tongtian. In fact, they are more concerned about the number of apprentices than: “Accept so many direct disciples at once, have you really thought about it? The relationship between master and apprentice Bonding is not a joke, we have nothing to say if you killed yourself, but if you are tricked by your apprentice... Do you think we will avenge this revenge or not?"

"Why are you so sure that I will be unlucky in the future?" Tong Tian expressed his dissatisfaction with a puffy face.

"As for you, you are clearly a saint now, and there are still endless people who come to your Penglai Island to seek revenge from you." In that state of fearlessness, how much hatred Tongtian would have to pull to achieve this effect is hard to imagine.

"Brother Hongyun, what do you think?" Tongtian pinned his last hope on Hongyun.

Hong Yun, who has always been very quiet, was not able to stand on Tongtian's side this time: "You must be careful in choosing apprentices. You can put aside the point of pulling hatred. No one has your skills. There is a four-character idiom called betrayal of the master, although there is no such thing in the prehistoric world, but sooner or later there will be a first time, I don’t want that to be confirmed on you, do you understand?”

What Hongyun didn't say was that he hoped to forever nail Jieyin to the pillar of shame for being the first to betray his master.

"But my apprentices are very good. Brother, don't worry. I'll bring them here to show you first, can you make a judgment later?" Tong Tian couldn't think of any good idea to refute the three of them twisting into one strand. Brothers, I can only choose to drag the word.

Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi frowned together, not wanting Tong Tian to fulfill his wish at all.

In the end, Hong Yun compromised and said: "Let's take a look first, how can we give a meeting gift if we don't meet?"

"I knew that Brother Hongyun is the best!" Tongtian said that this is definitely the reason why he deliberately brought all the direct disciples. Hongyun has many magic weapons and is generous to his own people. After the jade on the top combined with the five-color god stone to create the Fantian Seal, he has been greedy all the time, after all, it is the Fantian Seal!

Tongtian's personality is like this when facing his own people, he prefers to be transparent, even if it is such a matter of planning treasures for his apprentice, he has nothing to hide, so he directly said to Hong Yun: "At least it must be comparable to Fantian Yin. , or it’s because you’re eccentric, brother!”

Don't be too generous when you want to get up, like a spoiled child, the natural attitude will not make people feel annoying, it will only make people think that he is close to you before speaking out, most people will only be helpless Laugh it off, and grant his wish.

Hong Yun is that ordinary person. In fact, he has already prepared a lot of meeting gifts for the fourth generation of disciples. Not to mention that Hong Yun has a hundred thousand magic weapons, even if he doesn't have one, he is not a character who is stingy with those around him.

"Did I owe you in my previous life?!" Yuan Shi glared at his younger brother, expressing his dissatisfaction for Hong Yun.

Tong Tian shrugged, with a face full of shame: "Who made me the youngest."

For this kind of rogue behavior, he has never been ashamed of it, but proud of it, otherwise he would not have pulled so much hatred in the prehistoric world.

Just like when Yuan Shi brought Guang Chengzi to Zuo Wang Xin Zhai, Tong Tian quickly arranged for four of his direct disciples to solemnly enter the main hall of Zu Wang Xin Zhai, standing in a row in front of Hongyun and saluting , A bunch of cute words, well-behaved, it doesn't look like an apprentice who can be taught under Tongtian's personality.

Hong Yun also followed the tradition of his evil tastes. When a lady and three loli raised their heads, they turned into a three-headed body that was as big as their appearance, and successfully received four dropped jaws.

"Hahaha——" This laughter must not be Hongyun, but Tongtian, who has no master-like appearance at all, "Brother, this trick is so fun, I will try it in the future, look at Duobao's expression, God Oh, I haven't seen such a big change in his expression since I took him in for a long time, it's interesting and interesting."

Although Hong Yun smiled reservedly, she didn't hide her agreement with this point, and this was the fun of accepting disciples.

"..." Duobao, Tongtian's eldest disciple, said that he understood where the source of his master's incomprehension came from.What about the agreed-upon Hongyun Patriarch, who is the cool and tyrannical youknowwho of Honghuang? !Paralysis is indeed a lie in fairy tales!

Guang Chengzi, who insisted on being everyone's big brother, stood up in time and patted Duobao's head, "Yo Xi, yo Xi, good boy, it's okay, that's how everyone came here.

——So you just accept it?So cruel.

But such a fuss is not completely harmful to the three generations of disciples. Originally, their nervousness and apprehension because they were going to meet Hong Yun, a legendary expert like Hong Yun, evaporated overnight. There is nothing left, and the distance with Zuo Wang Xin Zhai is easily shortened.After the three generations of disciples went back and thought about it carefully, they all opened up a brain hole that "Master Hongyun is really unfathomable".

Once again, Hong Yun was completely unaware of this. He was standing on the front line with Tong Tian, ​​the four apprentices he had met in private, arguing with Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi.

——Yes, that’s right, he turned his back so quickly.

"It's really good. Tong Tian is also a grown-up. You should have more confidence in him. He knows how to do things properly." Hong Yun said.

"That's right!" Tong Tian poked his head out from behind his elder brother, pretending to be arrogant, "I've already done it, I only have four direct disciples in my life, it's too troublesome to wait one by one, it's better to fill up the quota all at once. When I take everything they teach on my own, I can accept apprentices on behalf of the master, and I can continue to enjoy myself~ How wonderful~"

——After Tongtian accepted his apprentice, he still failed to evolve into a quiet and handsome man.

"……"Are you serious? !Even Hong Yun was a little speechless this time.

"Seriously." Tong Tian had an expression on his face that could deceive you. His nickname could not be idle, and if he were to be honestly taught in the dojo like Hong Yun and Yuan Shi, it would be more than killing him. It's difficult, "I don't want to send my apprentice to my master to take care of me, so I can only think of a quick and cheap way."

What Tongtian didn't say is that he can't send his apprentice to Hongyun or Yuanshi to take care of him. After all, there is a difference between the masters, and everyone will be embarrassed. If he also joined the Hongyun sect, he would definitely leave the apprentice behind fasting.

The atmosphere, which was supposed to be good for a while, suddenly became embarrassing.

"Are you angry with me?" In the end, Hong Yun spoke bluntly. He always felt a little unhappy, so it's better to say it when he appeared. "At the beginning, you were asked to worship Hongjun as your teacher."

If he hadn't been angry, Tong Tian wouldn't have set foot in Si Wang Xin Zhai since the Zixiao Palace gave lectures.

Tong Tian shook his head, and rarely said seriously: "If I was angry, I wouldn't come here. I know that you are doing it for our own good, otherwise it would be my turn to become a saint so soon. The three elder brothers are all saints, and so is the master. , Who earns more than me, others are still envious. Really big brother, I can tell the difference, don't think too much about it."

"But just because you understand, doesn't mean you're happy, right?"

"...I don't want to lie to you." Tongtian really wasn't angry with Hongyun, but there was a period of time when he really didn't want to come to Wangxinzhai. He was afraid that he would quarrel with Hongyun and ruin the relationship between them. emotion.He didn't come until he finally digested this matter and could accept it calmly.

"I'm sorry, I thought I was too self-righteous at the time, and I made a decision without consulting you. Even if the situation was so opportunistic, I shouldn't be like this. You have reasons to be angry with me, and I'm sorry for not following up with you. Just say it..." Hong Yun was also afraid of ruining his relationship with Tong Tian.

We are always like this, as a child, we will be angry that adults make decisions for us, but when we become adults, we tend to forget how resistant we used to be from others.

"Just this sentence is enough." Tong Tian smiled, "Who made you my big brother?"

【"Who made me young." If you are a family member, you should let me go.

"Who made you my big brother?" If you are a family member, I will always forgive you in the end.

This is Tongtian’s willful and strange human principle]

Just when Hongyun and Tongtian reconciled and were about to hug, Yuan always coughed lightly and said in a very unpleasant way: "Just hug."

"How can you bear him when he's so jealous?" Tong Tian asked Hong Yun.

Hong Yun suppressed a smile.

"I personally think that before you get curious about this question, you'd better think about how you got the guts to offend me when I'm so violent!"

Once again, the leader of the Tongtian sect ran wildly in the [-] deep mountains of Buzhou Mountain.

Lao Tzu and Hong Yun looked at each other and smiled helplessly, but they both felt the relaxation from the depths of their souls. It was great that they were back to the same as before.Lao Tzu has never blamed Hong Yun, he is more sensible than Yuan Shi, and he is even faintly grateful to Hong Yun for being able to become a saint, without feeling wronged or wrong at all.Tongtian is the only one who is awkward and refuses to come to sit and forget Xinzhai. In order not to make Tongtian feel that the whole world has betrayed him, I can only stay with Tongtian until he figured it out. In fact, before coming, Tongtian still came to try. To comfort Lao Tzu to love brothers, Brother Hongyun is also doing it for our own good, making Lao Tzu dumbfounded.

The next day, in order to prove to Hongyun that there was nothing wrong between them, Tongtian left a sentence "I will pick up the apprentice in 500 years and send it to the master to be disciplined", and then stuffed the apprentice into Hongyun's apprentice pile. It's over.

Just like when a couple gets married, the child will choose to send it to grandma's house for half a year, and send it to grandma's house for half a year.

Tongtian felt that the way he handled things could not be more tactful.

Only Hongyun and Tongtian's four apprentices were left with big eyes and small eyes, as if they were facing an enemy.Hongyun was afraid that Duobao would cry, and thought that I would not be able to coax the child. It would be fine to play with the second-year teenager, but to coax the child from crying, a nanny would be needed.

Fortunately, Duobao had a strong heart and showed no sign of crying at all. Instead, he obediently helped Hongyun comfort his three junior sisters first, and then communicated with Hongyun: "Master can bear it until now before letting go. It seems that he really He really likes us."

"..." How low are your expectations for Tongtian.

I have to say, compared to Yuanshi's big apprentice Guang Chengzi who looks serious but actually can't do without his master, Duobao, who has been smiling all the time, is really mature. With an out-of-the-ordinary master, he can only grow up quickly.Because of his good personality and popularity, it didn't take long for Duobao to lead his juniors to break into the interior of several second-generation disciples of Zuowangxinzhai, and became brothers with Kong Xuan and others, not because the master abandoned them I feel panic when I run away.

On the contrary, Hong Yun couldn't bear it anymore seeing the child so mature and strong, so she hurriedly sent a WeChat message to her classmate Nuwa, who recently started to invent and create at an average rate of [-] new inventions every day, and asked her to come to Buzhou Mountain and talk to her. He calculated the feasibility of using magic to realize film technology, and tried to divert the children's attention.

Ever since Nuwa came into existence, Hongyun, who only had ideas but no supporting technology, finally found his own position—providing a flash of inspiration to Nuwa, and then Nuwa would complete all the subsequent work.

In terms of movies this time, Nuwa did not disappoint Hongyun either, and a simplified version of the movie was quickly invented. In Nuwa's words: "This is not a problem at all, Master. It is very easy to think of a way to transform it into a virtual image and put it in front of your eyes, the only thing that is not easy is that you need a strong imagination in your consciousness."

And Hongyun lacks everything, that is, it does not lack the imagination based on the various movies, TV series and animations in the modern knowledge in its mind.

The 3D version of "The Rebellious Lu Luxiu" quickly became popular in Zuowangxinzhai, and Lu Luxiu became popular.

As we all know, Zuo Wang Xin Zhai has always been a mass-produced second-year-old boy (I don’t know if it was influenced by Tongtian and Luohu, Feng Shui has not been right), as the god of second-year-old Lu Luxiu captured these second-year-old boys / The heart of a young girl is simply too easy. Even Tongtian, who didn't know where to go to be happy, came back after getting the news and asked for the jade slip before disappearing again.

"Your master still likes you very much." Hongyun comforted Duobao like this, and this time Tongtian came back and ran away without even talking to his apprentices.

In the end, Duobao gave Hongyun a pitiful look.

"???"

Afterwards, Kong Xuan found out the reason from Duobao. I don’t know why, but Kong Xuan and Duobao hit it off. Faced with the reality, Master, you are still obsessed with believing that their Master is a responsible person, you are really... a fan of the authorities."

"..." Paralyzed, it's time for Tongtian to reflect on himself! BY: Red Cloud.

Duobao really thinks Zao Wang Xin Zhai is very good. There are many friends who can play and learn together, and there are conscientious elders who will answer questions about cultivation. This is much better than being raised by Tongtian in Biyou Palace up.Of course, Duobao can't deny that Lu Luxiu's charm has contributed a lot.

Lu Luxiu has really become the male god of the whole people.

Even Yuan Shi, who disliked Lu Luxiu's unusual body proportions and strange names at the beginning, was deeply attracted by the story after seeing it, and liked to discuss the plot with Hong Yunwo in private, but would When Hongyun excitedly said how handsome Lu Luxiu was, he couldn't be more sullen.

"It's just Mensao, which I like very much." Hong Yun said to Luo Hu like this.

"...Sooner or later, you two will be burned to death." Luo Hu felt that there was really no way to be friends with Hong Yun, and he said that he was not allowed to show off his affection with him!

Nuwa also felt a lot after watching Lu Luxiu. The main point is that human beings are not as powerful as the witches, and their mana is not as high as the monsters, so what?Humph, I can build Gundams for them!

Yes, that's right, Nuwa really created a formation version of the humanoid combat machine powered by spirit stones, which overturned Hongyun's modern knowledge that Gundam is basically impossible to use on the battlefield. Thoroughly and truly using spells to realize the reality of Gundam, it is so cool and willful.

Especially beside Nuwa, there is Fuxi who can boast about everything she does. Nuwa really has no restrictions.

——People around me are slowly leaving the group to show their affection, this day is almost unbearable, burning!burn!burn! BY: Luo Hu.

500 years later, Duobao left Zaowangxinzhai with his three juniors and was sent away for 33 days. When they packed their luggage, the first thing they strongly demanded to take away was the rubbings of "The Rebellious Luluxiu".

Since then, Lu Luxiu has become popular all over the prehistoric world.

Times are limited, and in this era when everyone loves to treat the Dao of Heaven as a class enemy, the sentence in Lelouchiu's "It's not me, but this world" is really right for most people. Coupled with the novel narrative method of 3D movies, it is not surprising that it became popular.Even Emperor Jun's scumbag fell in love with Lu Luxiu's last words before his death, "I destroyed the world, and I created the world", and for a while, the schizophrenia became commonplace.

Hongyun finally realized the horror of cultural invasion, and hurriedly adjusted the broadcast content in time, trying to find some truth, kindness and beauty to spread, hoping to save the three views of most people in Honghuang at this time.

And because the technology of Yujian movies is currently the only one in the wild, people who really have nothing to watch can only watch what Hongyun shows them. Even if some content does not match their three views, most of them will Tucao said "the protagonist has a pit in his head", but he will continue to watch it without hesitation, just like the Celestial Dynasty in the 90s and [-]s of the last century, there is only one TV in an alley, even if it is an advertisement, there are people scrambling to go look.

The only regret of the jade slips that have been handed out is that the clarity has slightly decreased after rubbing, and the content is still the same, but it is always not comfortable to read the original version.Coupled with the constant private rubbings by outsiders... many outer disciples who later joined Zuowangxinzhai told the truth that their motivation to join Zuowangxinzhai at first was to watch a high-definition movie.

The version of the Jade Slip that Hongyun directly pulled out his consciousness and transferred in can be simply understood as a Blu-ray high-definition genuine DVD, while the one that was circulated outside was stolen by the gunman. But after watching HD...

Let's put it this way, since then, Zuo Wang Xin Zhai basically has no intention of defecting from his sect. 【Hello