generation city grass

As soon as Mi Xu went up to the second floor, a black shadow rushing in obliquely hugged his legs.

The black shadow howled: "— High official! High official, help me!"

Mi Xu glanced at his boundless face, and shook his legs in disgust: "Where did you come from, auntie?!"

The black shadow was like being struck by lightning, and burst into tears: "Master, have you forgotten my slave family? At this time last year, you and I were deeply in love. You called my face and said that I was as tall as a willow. I danced for you. We stayed up all night .”

Mi Xu felt nauseous: "Dancing? Are you tripping?"

Hei Ying snorted angrily, and said angrily: "You also said you wanted to roll me into a bunch of thin dragon beard noodles, so you took off my clothes and pressed me on the bed and rubbed me repeatedly..."

Before the words were finished, there was an orderly sound of retching from the neighbors on the left and right, and countless doors opened at the same time, and all kinds of footbath slippers flew out from inside, sometimes mixed with scattered Paper and coins smashed the black shadow until it screamed.

"...I can't take it la la la la la! Who knows who knows who is listening!!"

"Damn Noodles, you are so damn picky about timing and disgusting people, the hot pot is still in your throat, so come and induce vomiting!"

"Pang Zhifei - you won!!"

"You still have dragon beard noodles, if you try to die again, I will roll you into noodles!"

Mi Xu looked at Pang Zhifei—the tall, thin man nicknamed "Noodles". He smiled and withdrew his hands while listening to those curses, and picked out the money on the ground from a pile of rags. Qi Qi knocked on his palm, grinned, got up and changed his normal voice and shouted: "Although there are not many, it is better than nothing, and the money for the equipment can be regarded as settled. Brothers are generous, I will not be polite." Well, please take care of me next time."

He turned his head and patted Mi Xu on the shoulder again, with an expression of "good buddy, I'll treat you to dinner next time because of loyalty", and then returned to the dormitory dangling his hands amidst a series of "shit".

Mi Xu thought for a while, and then yelled at his door: "I want to treat you, don't eat dragon beard noodles, it's disgusting!"

When they entered their own room, Mama Ge and King Kong were all there.

King Kong was practicing with dumbbells, and his strong muscles glistened in the sun. Seeing Mi Xu, he couldn't help sighing, "Dami, how can you resist not cutting him every time?"

Ding Mu, who was lying on the bed reading a book, didn't look up: "It's surprising that Da Mi didn't think to take out all the rice in his pocket to help him."

At this time, Mama Ge poked her head in while drying the clothes, looked at Mi Xu's face, and went straight to the center of the question: "Dami, have you lost money again?"

Mi Xu threw the backpack away, the indifference on his face faded, his mouth was puckered, and he swooped into the bed like a wild goose on a flat sand, his head was buried in the bed, and there was no movement.

Ding Mu pinched his watch on the opposite side. After 15 minutes, Mi Xu still didn't raise his head. He came to a conclusion.

"It seems like a big loss this time, at least a four-digit number." Mi Xu with a two-digit number would usually only bury himself for 5 minutes, and a three-digit number for 10 minutes. According to the law of simultaneous and proportional growth, today's buried for so long, the discount The number will definitely not be small, Ding Mu deduced, it may exceed Mi Xu's skyline in the past three months.

Upon hearing this, Ge Xiaolin quickly wiped his hands and came over to ask, "What's going on this time? It fell? It was stolen? Was it cheated?"

King Kong was also anxious: "Hey, if that's the case, then I'll hurry up and get back the ten yuan I just donated to the noodles..."

Facing everyone's inquiries, Mi Xu threw off the quilt abruptly and straightened himself up from the bed, sat there in a daze for two seconds, then collapsed.

"Why can a lame old lady run as fast as a bazooka after stealing my purse? I chased her for eighteen blocks, that vigorous figure, damn it, almost missed me The belts are all broken!" Mi Xu still hasn't figured it out yet, Ding Mu is silent, and Ge's mother is distressed, but King Kong expresses his understanding: "I went to the North District with Zhang Yong last week and encountered something similar, but it wasn't The old lady, two old men, sprinkled nails on the ground and waited for an opportunity when the owner of the car came down to change the tires. However, they were extremely cool. The old man drove a three-wheeled Suzuki motorcycle and ran through the streets and lanes. , Land Rover off-road may not be able to catch up with the girl behind, that scene hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...it’s not very funny." King Kong met Ge Xiaolin’s warning eyes and said with a serious face immediately.

Mi Xu rolled his eyes, groaned and fell back. After bouncing up a centimeter on the plank bed, the dead body stood still.

Ge Xiaolin communicated silently with the eyes of the other two on the side, and finally decided to let him act as a representative to explain to the victim.

"Rice... what King Kong means is that there are a lot of deceptions now, and the tools for committing crimes are colorful. It is understandable for the people to fall into the trap for a while..."

Half of the words were blocked by Mi Xu's hand.

Mi Xu sat up again, moved to the computer in the palm of a Tathagata, opened his second-hand notebook and said, "Mom Ge, you don't need to persuade me, I know you are tired every time you think of new words." Don't worry, I can survive this time."

King Kong put down the dumbbells and came over: "Rice, if you want to open it, my mother said, this person will be unlucky in his life and fill the bottle. If you empty the bottle in advance, you won't..."

Mi Xu glanced over blankly: "Are you sure mine is a bottle? Not another container?"

King Kong thought for a while: "Maybe it's a bigger...bowl? Urn? Vat?...Pond?"

Mi Xu pretended not to hear, and turned back to continue fiddling with the computer.

Ge Xiaolin was still worried: "Mi, what are you going to do? Are you hungry? Please go eat."

Mi Xu shook his head: "You can only be a master if you have to endure hardships! Brother must support himself to fight against bad luck and the repeated invasion of thugs!" As he said, he turned on the BBS of U University.

It’s just after [-]:[-] p.m., and many students living in U City will choose this time to eat at home and go back to school, so the forum is stuck at one point. , has broken through five figures.

I couldn't get in either the irrigation main page or the entertainment main page. Mi Xu tried twice but was pulled out. Finally, he planned to post the part-time job post to the recruitment section of the department.

He pondered for a while, and edited as follows:

My brother is very poor, I want money, and I am looking for a part-time job. I have a helpful personality, a hard-working character, a responsive attitude, a strict mouth, quick hands, and a handsome face. If you have job needs, please private message or mail, QQ number: 010XXX000, mailbox: [email protected] .

After checking it, Mi Xu was very satisfied, the words were concise and to the point, straight to Huanglong, too many people didn't read it at all, if you really want to add Q, you can talk about it in detail.

So, Mi Xu excitedly clicked to send.

send.

send.

deliver……

Can't send it out.

Mi Xu got angry, and pressed the mouse frantically, and finally saw that the little chrysanthemum had been spinning for a long time, and then it displayed the words successfully sent.Mi Xu was satisfied, and planned to get up and take a shower before watching. Unexpectedly, before waiting for 2 minutes, the penguin coughed, followed by the sound of BBS news beeping. Like a little tune.

So enthusiastic? ! !

Mi Xu was flattered.

There is true love in the world, and the sky in the liberated area is sunny! ! !

Mi Xuba's cold heart showed signs of recovery, he sat back in front of the computer without taking a shower, and opened the BBS backstage first full of hope.

---handsome guy! ! ! ! ++++++++, do you really accept any part-time job?

---Beautiful man, please hook up

---Student, come to the bowl quickly!

……

The above private messages made Mi Xu's blood boil. The school is so short of talents?It is indeed a big city, a big university, and a big environment!He originally wanted to reply right away, but because too many people were looking for him, he gradually began to paralyze the self-cognition of classmate Rice, giving birth to a savior spirit that is "needed by people all over the world", so he decided to read all the news Then slowly delete the election.

However, if the reply on the BBS is barely within the tactful range, the friend application on the Penguin is obviously too straightforward, but why is it a bit...

---Expert, ask for Pirates City Grass mobile phone number, QQ number, Weibo number, Facebook number... bank account number! ! ! -

---Heroes, please accept the frontal photos, full body photos, luo photos of the city grass, no ma photos! ! ! -

---Heroes, please send news to the city grass, monkeys to survive, begging to meet Pao, begging grass! ! ! ! -

Mi Xu's expression slowly changed from a question mark at the beginning to an exclamation point, and finally turned into an ellipsis...

The little friend on the side also came over curiously listening to the constant jingling from his computer.

"The string quartet is so lively..." King Kong asked while biting a piece of cake.

Ge Xiaolin leaned over the dog's head, swiped his finger on the touchpad of the notebook, and understood it all at once.

"Your part-time job post has been drawn to the computer school next door. My sister thinks you are a low-level hacker."

Mi Xu was confused in the fog and in the wind: "What the hell is the city grass!!!?" Is it a cure for infertility?

King Kong had an expression of "you can't do it".

Ding Mu had the look of "Sir, who are you?"

The gentle and pleasant Ge Xiaolin is the nicest, and he has been on the BBS for the longest time, so he couldn't help but say: "Colonel U is a fool."

"The school grass is the school grass, whoever gets the city grass, is it very high-level?" Mi Xu, who is still in the role of the savior, is rarely a little upset.

"The city grass is of course higher than the school grass. It is the number one grass in my university town! I heard that there was a vote in the first half of the year, and the seven schools jointly selected it. Don't you know? The words BBS irrigation and gossip version have always been used. It’s the top search keywords.”

Mi Xu really doesn't know, he usually goes to play games or watch small movies when he has this time in the United States, and he has no interest in studying these trivial things, so he is very shocked to hear Ge Xiaolin's words at this moment, especially this so-called seven universities school vote.

That is to say, "Hey is the number one handsome of our seven universities?"

There are about 25 people in the entire university city, even if half of them are male, how can one face crush more than [-] people?Are you fucking kidding me?

"No cheating? No secret operations?"

"It sounds disgusting, doesn't it, but this is the cruel reality." King Kong shook his head and continued to gnaw on the cake, picking out the sesame seeds by the way, smashing it a few more times.

"The question is, there are still people from U Film, and those bastards will be convinced?" U Film is the U City Film Academy, which belongs to the same university town, and everyone relies on their faces for food.

"So it's awesome, there is no such thing as the light of U University." Ding Mu only tilted his head.

"Have you seen him?" What does this person look like?Is it in RMB?

Unexpectedly, all the roommates shook their heads.

Ge Xiaolin said: "I heard that he is a senior in the third year, but I have only seen the photos of the voting, but I have never seen the real person."

Seeing that Mi Xu was obviously shocked, King Kong comforted him: "Don't pay attention to those dissatisfied people on the Internet, I'll go to the department tomorrow and ask you, isn't it hard to find a part-time job?"

Mi Xu glanced at the friend message that was still flashing, as if he squinted his eyes and smelled the delicious gluttonous food for a long time, but it was actually just a fart let out by others. the computer.