generation city grass

After Chen Yuzong took a shower and opened the bathroom door, he saw a person kneeling upright on the bed.

Seeing him come out, Mi Xu clasped his hands together, prostrated himself on the bed, bowed to him, and sincerely apologized with a bitter face: "Senior! I was wrong!!!"

Chen Yuzong wiped his hair with a towel and asked, "Where did you go wrong?"

Mi Xu panicked: "...I, I peeped at your sketchbook cheaply, dyed it red in a moment of excitement, stepped on the salad dressing...then crawled onto your bed, trying to cum on your face Wipe it off... dirty the room and woke you up..."

Chen Yuzong frowned the more he listened: "Pay attention to the words and order."

Mi Xu was taken aback, and immediately reorganized his words: "The ketchup stained your sketchbook, the salad dressing stained your room, and I accidentally shot you in the face, so I climbed onto your bed, thinking... "

Chen Yuzong raised his hand to signal him to silence, and this topic ended here.

Mi Xu shut his mouth obediently under his cold gaze.

Chen Yuzong picked out a clean shirt from the closet and put it on, turned his head and saw a small paper bag on his desk, he moved his nose slightly, walked over to take a look, and looked at Mi Xu.

Mi Xu was squatting in a corner wiping the floor with a rag, with dark clouds above his head, black lines on his body, and his back looked indescribably pitiful.

Chen Yuzong lifted the paper bag and shook it at him.

Mi Xu turned around when he heard the sound, and nodded slightly when he saw this: "It's a new product in the small cafeteria. I don't have to eat it at school. I can only buy it when many students go home on weekends. It is served with tomato sauce and vegetables..." It seemed to mention painful memories, Mi Xu hurriedly shut his mouth, turned around and continued to work resentfully.

"Anyway, it's not bad, you can try it..."

Chen Yuzong looked at the golden and soft eggs in the paper bag, hesitated, and took a tentative bite. Every time he woke up, he would fill his stomach immediately, and although this thing was cold, the taste was really passable , if served with ketchup and color...

Forget it.

Chen Yuzong also stopped thinking immediately.

Mi Xu on the side quietly saw Master Cao eating the offerings he presented, and hurriedly carried the small mop around the room, and after wiping it all over, he took credit for taking a look at Master Cao.

Master Cao was expressionless.

Mi Xu immediately dragged the dragon snake away, brushed it again diligently, and looked at Master Cao again.

Grandpa Cao didn't respond.

Mi Xu made persistent efforts.

Master Cao didn't say a word.

Mi Xu was indomitable.

Master Cao's eyes were already empty.

After N times, Mi Xu lost the strength to support his straight waist.

Not satisfied? !So what else!Why not just fight!Don't fight back!

As soon as he finished complaining in his heart, he saw Chen Yuzong swallowed the last bite of fried eggs, slowly took out the paper towel on the table and wiped his hands, stood up and started walking towards Mi Xu while rolling up his sleeves.

Mi Xu watched him slowly approaching, but he still couldn't hold on, so he dropped the mop and hugged his head and squatted down.

"You don't hit people in the face!"

However, Chen Yuzong bent over to pick up the mop on the floor, went into the bathroom, wrung out all the wet water on it, mopped the floor quickly again, picked up the rag, wiped the splashed bookshelves clean, and then He stepped on the wooden chair, stabbed twice to tear the curtains stained with salad dressing, and swiped the same affected quilt cover, and took out new ones from the cabinet and replaced them.

From start to finish, the action is clean and neat, and it is done in one go.

Looking back, I saw Mi Xu maintaining the motion of leaning against the wall as when he was being swept up, and staring at him blankly with his mouth open.

Mi Xu was indeed a little frightened, because he really didn't expect that the famous male god in the city was actually a little housework expert?

Mi Xu thinks that his fingers are not in the sun, but his cleaning skills only stop at "keeping the dormitory from being flooded by garbage dumps" and "keeping the teacher from seeing the dirty clothes hidden under the bed for more than ten days". The beautification of the house is usually done by Mama Ge, and he thinks that Chen Yuzong's side should be the same. The room is so spotless and the windows are so clean, of course it is done by the cleaning aunt or girlfriend on a regular basis, even if senior sister Miaomiao is better than himself. It seemed even more unreliable, but no matter what, it wouldn't be Chen Yuzong who fought in person, right?

It's like a precious sword studded with precious stones, which is invaluable and sought after by people. It can be decorated, exhibited, and even used to commit murder and become a legend, but why would you never think that it is usually used to shave feet?

Mi Xu can predict that if this kind of information is leaked... the girls on the BBS don't know how crazy they will be, because even he was shocked by someone's way of doing housework just now.

Unconvinced, I thought to myself, next time I want to replace the mop in your hand with a leather stick, I don't believe that this person can still play commercials.

Humph.

Seeing Chen Yuzong put the changed quilt cover into a bag, Mi Xu returned to his senses and ran to help consciously, pulled the curtain on the floor and said, "Student, senior, where is another roommate?" Sister Miao clearly said that this is a three-person dormitory, and there were originally two third-year students living there, but Mi Xu hadn't seen the other person at all after staying there for so long.

Chen Yuzong pulled back the curtains that he had rolled into pickles, folded them up again, put them in a bag and tied them up, and replied: "Move away, live outside."

Live outside?

"with who?"

Chen Yuzong looked at him: "Girlfriend."

Mi Xu paused.

Doesn't that mean that the person occupying this room won't be able to stay, and from now on there will only be me and this uncle here?

Mi Xu was a little surprised.

Chen Yuzong misunderstood his meaning: "You don't need to clean it, it's a lot of effort."

Um?How do you say that?Does it mean that cleaning is too strenuous and he should not do it, or that it is too strenuous for him to clean and should not be done?

The former is considerate, but the latter is disgusting.

But no matter whether it is the front or the back, for Mi Xu, it is a deep contempt for his physical strength and technique!

How can this be tolerated? !

"Can I do it? Senior, you are welcome! Since we will be roommates in the future, we must help each other and benefit each other, and the first condition is that please don't treat me as a human being!"

Chen Yuzong: ...

"No, don't be an outsider!" Mi Xu hated his tongue, "I, I'm Mi Xu, a class of social work major in the School of Social Sciences, student number 008444222! You can also call me Rice."

Mi Xu put on a smile that he thought was the most friendly, harmless and lovely to the person in front of him.

At the moment of being rejected by Chen Yuzong, Mi Xu suddenly changed his mind as if he had always had a flash of inspiration. He felt that his previous idea was wrong, it was ridiculously wrong, how could he want to be the same as his new roommate Strangers have lived for three years, even if the other party is covered with a thick layer of diamond gold (diamond + gold), flashing wherever he goes, but no matter what, he is just a person, right?After communicating with him, Chen Yuzong can still eat this mop, eat this curtain, can he eat himself?

I have no advantages as a person, except that I have a strong ability to resist blows, thick blood and high defense. If Chen Yuzong can really talk, I don't know whose teeth will be broken!

Having made up his mind, Mi Xu breathed a sigh of relief suddenly, and the nerves he had tensed up these days also unknowingly relaxed. Mi Xu has always been familiar with excitement, maybe he didn't even realize it. Up to now, he is getting more and more aggrieved day by day. He has to worry about driving a Harley, and he has to take care of singing. Even if he farts loudly in the shower, he is afraid of shocking people outside. It's all right now, even if Chen Yuzong is not happy, Mi Xu feels that he can treat Lord Cao with a normal heart. At worst, he will be disgusted. Anyway, he has already embarked on this beautiful road of prosperity, so what else should he care about? Woolen cloth.

Mi Xu was already ready to be complained about, ignored, scorned, and ridiculed, but he still insisted on smiling, and looked straight into Chen Yuzong's eyes without taking his eyes off him. fist?

My big city grass will never be so low.

In the end, in exchange for it, Chen Yuzong asked indifferently: "Didn't I say that before?"

Mi Xu smiled.Already said?when?He had introduced himself to many people before, but to Chen Yuzong, it was indeed the first time.

After thinking about it for a long time, he didn't understand, so he put it aside, and Mi Xu continued to stare at this man.

Chen Yuzong couldn't help waving his hand under his light bulb-like gaze, "Then you take this to the laundry room downstairs and wash it, coin-operated."

"Okay!" Upon hearing this, Mi Xu happily took the bag of garbage, jumped and walked outside.

Chen Yuzong glanced at his overly enthusiastic and bright back, thought for a while and said, "The laundry room is behind the basketball court that turns right in Building D."

Mi Xu hummed and turned left: "Got it, how can I not know the way after walking here for so long, I really underestimate people."

Chen Yuzong watched him slowly disappear by the door.

Five minutes later, Mi Xu passed the door again.

"Hehe, the scenery over there is nice. Let's go, I'll be back in a while."

Chen Yuzong: ...