generation city grass

Xia Miaomiao stared at Mi Xu in horror, and Mi Xu returned her blank gaze. Just as an exclamation mark and a question mark were killing blood everywhere, the bedroom door opened, and Chen Yuzong, who had finished class, came in.

Sensing his appearance, both of them couldn't help but stop their attacks and look at him.

The first thing Chen Yuzong saw was Xia Miaomiao, who was sitting there uninvited, with a frown, and then turned around to see Mi Xu standing beside the bed, with a thin slit between his brows.

"Where are the shoes?" Chen Yuzong asked.

Mi Xu couldn't help shrinking his bare toes when he stepped on the floor. Before he could speak, he heard the other party turn his head to one side and said, "Go up."

Mi Xu understood the spirit, turned around quickly, jumped onto the bed with a jerk, covered the quilt, crossed his hands, and leaned against the head of the bed with a smile.

"Senior, what should we have for dinner? Kung Pao chicken with rice? Beef fried noodles or hot pot?"

Chen Yuzong looked at the desk occupied by various materials, paused, put the porridge he brought back on the head, and said lightly, "Eat them all."

Mi Xu: "..."

Xia Miaomiao: "..."

Chen Yuzong completely ignored the fact that there were more people in the dormitory, and took the sheet quilt from another pocket and walked towards Mi Xu's bed frame.

Xia Miaomiao suddenly sobbed.

Mi Xu hurriedly said, "Sister, what's wrong with you?"

Xia Miaomiao sighed: "Xiaomi, did you forget to turn off the gas in your house?"

Mi Xu: "..."

Xia Miaomiao: "Otherwise, how could I have symptoms of carbon monoxide poisoning?"

what did she see?

Chen Yuzong's bed is not only for people to sleep on, but also for feet that have stepped on the ground. I have laid the floor with him for many years before. A rock-like heart that has never softened, suddenly collapsed? ! !

And what is this person doing now?

Give, person, shop, bed, do you?

Oh, my head is so dizzy, my eyes are so dazzled, and the world is so unreal...

Miaomiao rubbed her temples, feeling that she needed some oxygen.

When Chen Yuzong made the bed for Mi Xu, Miaomiao had already cleaned up all the rubbish on the table and rescued the head that was used as a table mat.

There were guests, and Mi Xu consciously put on his slippers and got out of bed to drink porridge. He looked at Chen Yuzong who was sitting by the side and didn't intend to invite anyone to eat together, and asked friendlyly: "Senior sister, do you want to join us?" have supper?"

Xia Miaomiao's nerves were still in a state of madness, and it was rare to hear this and sneered: "This kind of thing is also called dinner?"

"Oh? What's your opinion?" Mi Xu regained his energy and looked at her expectantly.

Miaomiao was just about to sacrifice the top-notch gourmet recipes that she has carefully collected in the university town for so many years, so that the ignorant little chick can eat meat, but she accidentally met two cold dishes that followed her from a distance away. line of sight.

Miaomiao was taken aback for a moment, then slowly narrowed her eyes.

The silent confrontation kicked off again.

Chengcao released an ice-type eye knife, Miaomiao's damage value was -100.

Miaomiao released a thunder-type ray, and the damage value of the city grass was -50.

City Grass releases the Ice Storm again, and Miaomiao's damage value is -500.

Miaomiao released a thunderstorm cloud and was frozen by the ice storm!

Miaomiao was startled, and suddenly retreated.

She closed her eyes to adjust her breath, and smiled, it's been a long time since she felt this evil spirit, it's interesting.

When he opened his eyes again, the gaze he looked at Mi Xu was indescribably gentle as water.

"Xiaomi, don't say my sister didn't teach you. Before you invite a girl to share the food in your hand, you must first put away the expression on your face that looks like eating shit."

Mi Xu: "..."

Miaomiao asked again: "Does Xiaomi have a girlfriend?"

Mi Xu paused, and said haha: "Not yet."

"Not yet..." Miaomiao smiled satisfied, "Whenever you want, come, look here!" She patted her chest, "Sister, come and pick one for you."

As he spoke, he suddenly took out a business card and handed it to Mi Xu.

Mi Xu lowered his head and took a look: Cupid, the God of Love, University City Friendship and Friendship Salon Headquarters...

"You will be free of membership dues for one season. We have a full range of goods for you to choose from. Welcome." Miaomiao said brilliantly.

Mi Xu: "..."

It's a job agency, and it's a pimp salon. This kind of life pursuit of earning money and blooming everywhere, even if the sense of sight is too strong, but obviously the grade is much higher than the other one...

After Miaomiao finished speaking, she didn't force Mi Xu to express her opinion immediately. She just glanced at Chen Yuzong who was silent at the side, and happily continued to work on her design.

It was night in a flash, and Mi Xu gnawed on an apple to check the time, and it was ten o'clock before eleven o'clock.

Xia Miaomiao was still looking at the computer there, but the screen had changed from a blueprint to a game. A sturdy soldier was wielding a bowl-sized spear, entangled in his stalwart muscles, and slaughtered everywhere on the PVP battlefield. No one would have imagined that such a slender...female man would be sitting behind such a lowly, first-class and full of flirtatious number.

And Chen Yuzong leaned on the bedside to read a book. The bed where Mi Xu slept has been remade, but the pillow and quilt cover have not been changed, and the game does not have a BGM, so the room is very quiet, except for Mi Xu chewing apples. Outside the sound, the atmosphere seemed very harmonious.

Mi Xu looked from one side to the other, his eyes rolled and he jumped up suddenly.

No wonder why I feel that the surroundings are extraordinarily bright today. It turns out that I am shining.

I'm wrong!

I'm not human!

Mi Xu deeply understood.

I am a light bulb!

Regretting that he didn't find out earlier, Mi Xu carefully started packing his luggage.

Chen Yuzong raised his eyes from the book, and looked at the person who was slowly moving towards the door with the burden on his back.

"Where are you going?"

"Wandering..."

Mi Xu said it sadly before realizing it wasn't right. He suddenly turned around and smiled cheerfully: "Suddenly remembered that someone made a sincere invitation to me tonight, and I must go to the appointment without hesitation."

"Who?"

Unexpectedly, Chen Yuzong would question him to the end, Mi Xu instinctively said, "Pang Zhifei!"

Chen Yuzong stared at Mi Xu for a while, reached out and took the mobile phone left by someone beside the bed, dialed Nian Er's number directly, and turned on the speakerphone after connecting.

After a while, a noisy voice sounded: "Rice? Sudden call in the quiet night, can't Sijun sleep?"

Mi Xu was stunned for a moment, not daring to look at Chen Yuzong, and said at the top of his voice, "Did you forget that we have an appointment?"

Noodles!Let's show the tacit understanding between our rice and noodle staple food!

Noodles seemed to hear the call in his heart, and then happily said: "How could I forget, come, I'll wait!"

Brothers!

Mi Xu admired deeply, and then heard Pang Zhifei say: "I have set up the telescope, you go to the window, although it is not the meeting time, but I heard the moan of the little fairy in your heart, let us throw off all restraints, naked relatively--"

In the second half, Mi Xu walked over and pinched him.

"Sorry, I think there is something wrong with my schedule, and I will call tomorrow to fire my secretary." Mi Xu said to Chen Yuzong seriously.

Xia Miaomiao on the other end listened to Mi Xu's movement, and without turning her head said, "Xiaomi, you go to sleep, don't worry about me, I won't affect you."

Mi Xu: But I will affect your interest.

"I...snore when I sleep..."

Miaomiao: "Who cares about this when you're invested in it?"

"I... am conservative by nature..."

Miaomiao: "There's nothing to be ashamed about. You have to get used to it. You'll get used to it after I come here a few more times."

"I... am easily driven by the emotions around me..."

Miaomiao: "That's a good relationship. You can watch it next to me. How many boys are good enough now? I can kill a group by myself. If you can't, I can still teach you! Half the price!"

Mi Xu: "..."

"I can't stand..."

Mi Xu's heart was surging, a surge of strength pressed against his chest and lungs, and he told the truth without paying attention, but the next moment, he regretted it extremely.

Sure enough, looking at Xia Miaomiao, he saw that the other party turned his head in surprise, and Chen Yuzong looked at Mi Xu from the beginning to the end without saying a word.

"Xiaomi, don't you welcome me?" Miaomiao asked sadly.

Mi Xu opened his mouth, and after a while, said sadly, "I want...to be an upright person."

It's rare for Miaomiao to feel in sync with Chen Yuzong:? ? ?

Seeing that they still didn't understand, Mi Xu turned on his own bedside lamp, then went underneath and put his head under the lampshade, asking them, "Am I on?"

Chen Yuzong: "..."

Xia Miaomiao: "..."

After a while, Xia Miaomiao finally came to her senses, she was startled for a moment, and then she lay down on the table and laughed wildly!

"Oh shit...Xiaomi! You... next time in the drama in the courtyard, you will act in this, okay... Hahahaha, I will definitely give you a death card... No, my eight-pack muscles are going away Out of shape, I have to restrain myself...forget it, just laugh for a while..."

Mi Xu: Can you give me a little bit of power and respect...

"Who told you?" Chen Yuzong closed the book in his hand with a snap, and finally spoke.

Mi Xu was stunned for a moment, and slowly looked at Xia Miaomiao, who fell down laughing.

Chen Yuzong also looked over.

In a trance, Miaomiao cleverly avoided the ice eye knife that was shot at him, and asked Mi Xu with a rare injustice: "Is there any? When?"

Mi Xu also felt that something was wrong, and now that he had spoken, he simply recalled: "The first time I invited you to eat Wang Ermazi's big cake..."

What a deep memory point, Xia Miaomiao remembered it immediately, but she couldn't remember what she said that Mi Xu misunderstood.

Mi Xu had no choice but to guide her: "You said...you didn't sleep all night, and your back hurts from being tossed...Every time you come here, you don't treat you as a human being..." As he spoke, he restrained himself from looking at Chen Yuzong , I don’t know why, Mi Xu, who has always been edified by noodles and has a face comparable to off-road tires, feels a little fever under the eyes of someone looking at him.

Miaomiao pondered for a long time, and gradually found some thoughts: "At that time, I was tossed by Huanyi's design drawings and my back was sore and I didn't sleep all night. I didn't treat me as a human being because even under such circumstances, this beautiful homeowner I am still not allowed to sleep on the bed, I can only sleep on the cold ground..."

Mi Xu paused for a moment, then asked again: "Then you still say that you can't stand the persecution, but you just like it like this...it's easy to be cheap..."

Miaomiao's expression was distorted: "I couldn't stand the persecution of the people in the gang, so I had to go online to avenge them and make them popular. Although I was exhausted, the pleasure of killing was still hard to stop..."

"Xiaomi, do you think I really don't like coming here? I'm not here for people, but for this!" After finishing speaking, Miaomiao patted the desktop computer on the table heavily, "Extreme extreme processor, top graphics card , large memory, high-resolution display, and surround sound, rendering can save half the time, killing the enemy in seconds in the battle of the city, I am willing to be oppressed and abused by the adulterer, and bear the burden of humiliation, just to serve the people one day Killing the King's Landing, I didn't expect you to think so badly! Come here, I promise I won't beat you to death!"

Mi Xu was stunned at the same place, originally wanted to ask Miaomiao that there was ambiguity in what she said just now, which made him misunderstand, but now he suddenly figured it out, what should be said is also a game...

Mi Xu's legs softened, and he slid down while hugging the bed frame.

"Sister... I was wrong..."

"Hmph, you hurt me, Xiaomi."

"I am willing to atone."

Miaomiao raised her eyebrows: "How to redeem?"

Mi Xu was silent, couldn't find a clue for a while, so he couldn't help but look at Chen Yuzong.

Chen Yuzong's expression was a bit subtle, neither angry nor shocked, he just squinted at Mi Xu, the eyes were so complex that Mi Xu couldn't tell the difference.

Mi Xu's heart skipped a beat, she avoided his gaze, lowered her eyes, and shook her head pitifully.

Miaomiao said: "I haven't thought of it yet, I'll let you know when I think of it."

Mi Xu nodded resignedly.

Miaomiao waited to say more, "whoosh", a book flew directly to the keyboard that was still in the state of massacre, with two wailing sounds, the soldier on the screen fell in pain on the battlefield, and died gloriously.

Miaomiao stared at her warrior angrily, before hearing Chen Yuzong say, "30 seconds."

Miaomiao was startled: "You..."

Chen Yuzong: "25 seconds."

Miaomiao: "What about human nature???!"

Chen Yuzong: "20 seconds."

Miaomiao: "Cold-blooded! Mean! Cruel!"

Chen Yuzong: "15 seconds."

Miaomiao was still cursing, but her buttocks had slowly moved away from the chair.

Chen Yuzong: "Ten seconds."

Miaomiao turned off the game.

"Nine...eight...seven..."

design draft.

"Six...five..."

Human head.

"Three...two...one!"

When the last person was counted, Miaomiao rushed out of the dormitory, but she turned her head to look at Mi Xu unwillingly, gritted her teeth and said, "Xiaomi, remember to come to the salon, big breasts and big ass, you don't need money if you are not beautiful!"

"Bang" the door was slammed shut.

Mi Xu was stunned and remained silent for a long time.

The room returned to calm again, and Mi Xu didn't come back to his senses until he noticed that Chen Yuzong was looking over.

Chen Yuzong put one hand on the light switch, waited for Mi Xu to finish brushing his teeth, slowly climbed into bed, covered the quilt, and lay down, then turned off the light.

Mi Xu snuggled under the quilt, looking at Chen Yuzong who was standing in the dark undressing, his slender figure was reflected by the shining moonlight outside the window, even though he couldn't see it clearly, he could still feel it on his back and arms In the words of the BBS, just a blurry shadow is enough to make people see that the legs can't close together, the shoulders are very wide, the waist is very narrow, and the legs are very long...

Mi Xu waited until the other party also got into bed, and then slowly looked away.

At this moment, he heard a vaguely non-existent sentence from the other end.

"you are human……"

Mi Xu:? ? ?

"what?"

There was no sound.

Is the gas in the bedroom turned off?

Mi Xu thought suspiciously.

Go to sleep.

Closing his eyes, he involuntarily passed over the situation that just happened in his mind. Before falling asleep in a daze, Mi Xu suddenly came to a conclusion.

Sure enough, seven times a night or something is just a legend...