generation city grass

How can I say that Mi Xu has experienced strong winds and waves these days. Although his heart was pounding after seeing these words, he quickly calmed himself down in three seconds, and slowly uttered a mouthful. After taking a long breath, he opened the homepage of the ID named "One Generation City Grass".

The avatar of the library reappeared, and even the background of the front page was full of photos of someone, which made Mi Xu feel inexplicably heartbroken.I also noticed other information, 13546 Weibo posts, 4555 followers, and 1545 fans.

Mi Xu smiled and replied.

Yiguofaifan: Yue, is the profile picture your picture?

A generation of urban grass: Yes, handsome or not?

Yiguofaifan: So handsome, let's start this relationship quickly.

Yiyi Chengcao: So suddenly?But that's okay, whoever comes first.

One pot of vegetables: I'll go first, I like to take the initiative, come on, handsome guy, open the window and have a look.

Chen Yuzong saw Mi Xu on the opposite side suddenly push his Harley away, threw off the quilt and jumped off the bed, and after searching through the desk, he opened the window and leaned out, positioned, aimed, drew the bow, and shot , hit, the whole is as fast as flowing water, in one go.

Immediately afterwards, there was a "-bang!", followed by crackling glass shattering, and finally a mournful cry.

"...Fuck, fuck, fuck! Mi Xu, your mother, Ge Laozi!" A series of roars came to mind outside.

Mi Xu yelled back with a cold face: "Handsome guy, are you having an orgasm? Are you still coming?!"

There was no sound on the other side, Mi Xu closed the window abruptly, and when he turned around, he saw Chen Yuzong sitting up and frowning at him.

Mi Xu was taken aback for a moment, quickly put back the slingshot in his hand, and smiled brightly.

"Just, I just thought about coming back from dinner and laying on the bed. I haven't done any exercise yet. It's really not good for the health of the intestines... As the saying goes, growl, lose weight, hehehehehe."

After finishing speaking, he hurriedly jumped on the bed again, not daring to look at Chen Yuzong's face, but only stared at the screen seriously, scolding that fake person upstairs over and over in his heart.

Ding ding ding, the private message on Weibo rang again.

Yiyi Chengcao: Big, we are all brothers, why are you so irritable on such a beautiful day, remember to eat more red dates and brown sugar, which is good for the recovery of menstrual period.

One pot of vegetables: ╰_╯Give me your ugly profile picture and background!

A generation of urban grass: I don't!You don't know how many fans I have gained in one night since I changed this skin. It is more effective than my small advertisement for a week. The people are so enthusiastic, I should give my heart to each other, be sincere, and live up to everything. support.

A pot of vegetables and rice: ╰＿╯##Cutting the robe and cutting off the sleeves, the grace is the best!

Yiyi Chengcao: You...how can you be so cruel, and still say such unfeeling words in front of such an avatar?

One-pot food: You are not real!

Yiyi Chengcao: Sure enough... Oh, I understand.

Then, Yichengcao's Weibo online signal suddenly went dark, and Mi Xu stared at the photo, naturally he would not suspect that the other party was so glass-hearted, and sure enough, Mi Xu's button jumped up after a while.

The other party requests to send you the file "...o0O".

Mi Xu hesitated for a while, but still clicked accept.

Popcorn: what?

Eight-faced majesty: Nature is a good thing that can keep our friendship strong.

Although Mi Xu felt that something was wrong, he still didn't hold back his curiosity. He opened the document package cheaply, and saw that it was full of pictures. Mi Xu thought it was a good product specially sent by Noodles to make up for the mistake he made just now. Condolences to myself, just about to smile in satisfaction, who knows, the mouse just landed... What I saw was a trendy nude color covering the screen.

Mi Xu:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Mi Xu was shocked, and after a closer look, he noticed that the file name of the picture was: 69 poses that little blue friends should know.

Mi Xu: "..."

A few seconds later, Popcorn suddenly closed the picture and poked the keyboard angrily: Pang Zhifei! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

However, the all-round majesty at that end has long since shown off the assembly line.

Mi Xu was so angry that his hands shook, and he considered whether to shoot him another arrow. This night was too weird, as if he had unconsciously kicked open some terrible door, and Mi Xu's intestines, which were always too smooth, could not completely Digestion, no, he has to sleep and wake up.

So Mi Xu lost Harley without saying a word, covered himself with a quilt and went to calm down.

However, Mi Xu, who has been tossing and turning the potstickers on the bed for a long time, has always been as thick as a pillar of nerves, and no matter how big things can shake it, Mi Xu finally realized that his brain seems to have been constantly being disturbed by such things as "blue". Pornographic words such as friend, blue ticket, JB, lovelorn, etc. have been defiled by obscenity!

No, I don't want it, I don't follow it, I don't follow it, you go away! ! !

Mi Xu held his head and struggled back and forth. After several rounds of fierce tearing struggle, he finally managed to keep the chastity of his brain.

However, just as he collapsed on the bed out of breath, he suddenly turned around and saw the face of one of the culprits who made him struggle so much appear beside the bed.

Chen Yuzong didn't know when he got out of bed, looking at Mi Xu who suddenly seemed particularly irritable and abnormal tonight, with hesitation on his face.

Mi Xu immediately covered his face with the quilt in a hurry, but he could still see that his thick skin like an off-road tire had swelled to a liver color, but he still said to Chen Yuzong in a serious voice: "I, I... … Just now I had a little academic disagreement with a friend, so I had a short-term refutation. Although I won in the end, I really empathize with the ancient saying that "literati are less important" and feel that the academic world Maybe I will encounter an infinite bottleneck in my development, so I feel cold and chill, I can't bear it for a while, and I will inevitably lose my composure, you don't care about me, let me go through a period of self-improvement, and I will naturally have new understanding and understanding."

Chen Yuzong: "..."

Mi Xu's eyes flicked left and right, but he didn't dare to fall on Chen Yuzong's face. When he was tense and wanted to answer the words next, he felt a chill on his forehead.

Mi Xu felt the coldness of the opponent's palm, and felt that the hand moved from the forehead to the cheek, and then squeezed it lightly.

!!!

Mi Xu hesitated and asked, "What are you doing?"

A few seconds later, Chen Yuzong calmly withdrew his hand and turned to pour water.

Mi Xu heard Chen Yuzong say: "Cover the quilt at thirty degrees to see if the meat is cooked."

Mi Xu: "..."

After the dormitory lights were turned off and roommates also lay down on the bed, Mi Xu was silent for a long time, and finally couldn't help asking.

"Senior...will you go to the school's website?"

For a moment, Chen Yuzong's voice sounded in the darkness, low and low, blending with Xia Ye's cicadas, it was very pleasant to hear.

He said, "Go."

Mi Xu was startled, and just as soon as Chen Yuzong was mentioned in his heart, he said, "I have to choose courses."

"Then, what about...the BBS?"

After a while, Chen Yuzong replied: "No."

Mi Xu's breathing was suffocated, and he immediately relaxed his whole body.That's right, if you think about it, why would Chengcao be interested in seeing those people obsessing over herself every day? Even if those posts were written in the memorial and presented to him on his knees, he wouldn't bother to criticize them, so why be so nervous.

Not hearing Mi Xu's movement, Chen Yuzong asked again: "What's wrong?"

"No, no~" Mi Xu hurriedly said, "That's right, I just want to remind you, that, there is a special lack of popularity, there is no message for half a year and ten months, most of them are lost and found, administrative development and part-time jobs on campus Such a boring post, my wife is boring, hehe, don't read it, whoever looks at it has prickly heat, really!"

"Is it……"

Chen Yuzong responded softly, but Mi Xu felt his heart skip a beat.

Then, before finally falling asleep in a daze, Mi Xu suddenly opened his eyes again.

Holy shit! !

How did he think that the person who remembers to advertise for selling rooftop tickets in the YY post, who else is there besides Longxu Noodles! ! ! ?

……

Mi Xu is working part-time.

The black-hearted boss came over and said to him: "A guest ordered our 'Super Hot Supreme All Meat Hot Pot' tonight, so hurry up and order it."

Mi Xu agreed, but looked left and right, and asked inexplicably, "Only green vegetables, spinach and plain water? Why are they all meat and hot?"

The black-hearted boss chuckled, and waved to one side, and saw Sun Wei, who was also wearing the uniform of a waiter, trotting over, grabbed Mi Xu with a rapist's smile and took it off to the side, and then took him to a brave By the side of the steaming pool, he said with a sinister smile, "Let's put it in the pot!"

Ah? ? ?

Mi Xu put his hands on his chest, Zhenlie said: "No, what do you want to do? What about the hot pot, where are the ingredients?"

Sun Wei raised her eyebrows: "This is hot pot, and you are the ingredients!"

What? ! !

Before Mi Xu could resist, he was pushed into the turbulent pool water, and the hot soup immediately submerged Mi Xu's whole body, and Mi Xu was horrified to see pink rashes growing on his thighs and buttocks.

No! ! ! ! !help! ! !

Mi Xu swam and swam vigorously, trying to escape this inhuman torture, and finally, after a lot of his efforts, he saw a familiar figure in front of him.

City grass! !

Mi Xu rushed over in surprise, lay down on the bank and hugged someone's leg with tears in his eyes.

"Senior, it's great to see you!"

Sitting there, Chen Yuzong also looked straight at him, showing a captivating smile for a moment.

"Me too," he said.

Mi Xu was in a trance, and in a trance, he heard the other party pinch his face and asked: "Honey, do you want a date?"

Mi Xu shuddered suddenly, but there was an abnormal surge of anticipation in his chest, and he asked shyly and excitedly, "About... What about?"

Chen Yuzong approached, sprayed his breath on Mi Xu's face, and said softly: "About...to eat hot pot."

Mi Xu froze, turned his head slowly, and saw that Chen Yuzong had conjured up a pair of chopsticks out of nowhere, staring at him and about to pick them up.

Do not! ! ! ! ! !

Mi Xu panicked: "I'm not meat, I don't eat it!!"

Chen Yuzong still smiled: "Isn't the hot pot full of meat your favorite? It's also mine."

Mi Xu tried to escape, but was caught, Chen Yuzong dragged him over and said in an ambiguous voice next to Mi Xu's ear: "Eatable, as Xiaolan's friend's 69 poses are all shown... Didn't you see it on the BBS!?"

After speaking, he bit Mi Xu on the face.

oops...

! ! ! ! ! !

……

Mi Xu twitched, and woke up suddenly in the bright sky, and when he opened his eyes, he met the face next to the bed that was close at hand.

Mi Xu's mouth narrowed, and he said bitterly: "Friend Xiaolan's 69 posture obviously doesn't have this, don't eat me!"

Chen Yuzong, who tried to get people up early in the morning to no avail, could only pinch his face: "..."