generation city grass

After hanging up the phone, Mi Xu grabbed the arm of the person next to him, and said with great sincerity: "Master, please help!! Please help pass the big boss of the next level!"

Chen Yuzong maintained his stooped posture, just face to face with Mi Xu, and slowly manipulated the little loli to exit the dungeon, changed to a Hard level to enter, and asked casually while waiting for the network buffer: "Have you passed?" no?"

Mi Xu hurriedly retorted: "How is it possible? Back then, I had the title of No. [-] Milk in East China Nine Districts!"

The dungeon started, and Chen Yuzong opened his bow and arrows to enter the battle mode: "When did East China have a ninth district?"

Mi Xu looked at the smooth and smooth operation, and he still said without blushing or panting: "It's just that I don't have it, which shows my mythical existence!"

Chen Yuzong: "..."

Mi Xu: "If it wasn't for the fact that my hand was injured and my combat effectiveness declined, this little guy wouldn't be my opponent."

Chen Yuzong brought down a small boss: "You are very powerful."

"Huh?" Mi Xu was surprised, "It's obvious that I'm so low-key? I have good eyesight!"

Chen Yuzong killed another small boss: "One hand is broken, but the other hand can still answer calls like this."

Such a call? ? ?What kind of phone is it? ? ! !

Mi Xu observed Chen Yuzong's expressionless face for a while: "...he also expressed his condolences kindly."

The small boss was violently knocked down, and a group of team members came to the big boss together, only to see the giant beast howling, and everyone was eager to make a move, but Chen Yuzong suddenly stopped his movements and straightened up, and moved his hands from the keyboard. put it down.

Mi Xu: "!!!!!!!"

Hero, how can you withdraw your sword at this time, do you still have any morals? ? ? ! !

Chen Yuzong: "The phone is ringing, answer the call."

Mi Xu: "..." There is no ringtone, no vibration, no display, is your phone calling from brainwaves? ! !

Seeing Chen Yuzong quickly withdraw and leave without looking at the screen again, Mi Xu wanted to cry without tears.

Fortunately, the captain of the regiment, holding a mighty long spear, shouldered the heavy one on his shoulders and tried to turn the tide, so the tragedy of the regiment's destruction did not result.

At the same time as exiting the dungeon, the private chat on the other side beeped. Mi Xu opened it and saw the captain roaring there.

Aiming at who is pregnant: Damn, this rescuer is too unprofessional! ! !Squeak before you go!I almost lost my trumpet, and I sincerely greet his father's son and his fucking baby! ! ! !

Can this show that someone came to the rescue? ? ?

Mi Xu was very surprised, and admired this euphemistic and artistic greeting, but as a helpful roommate, he was naturally not as cautious as some people, so he decided to take this responsibility on his own.

╱★, Mi の Ai ①♂※: Sister Yu, who are you talking about? ~(^_^)~

Aiming at who is pregnant: when will you repair the computer?I can't communicate with people of different species and languages.

╱★, Mi の Ai ①♂※: The computer is very ぬ actinium, and the family is 惿 loli ο hemp-～～～

Who are you aiming at: You are so kind to say so earlier, I will bring corresponding clothes to your dorm right away, and there will also be a program for the school celebration.

Mi の Ai: Ah, I don’t know why the computer broke down just now, and it kept typing some garbled characters, and now I have fixed it!

Who to aim at: Rolling eyes.

Mi の Ai: But... I was the one who operated it all the time before. I have no other advantages, except that I have a little talent in online games, but the injured hand still brought me a lot of trouble, so the level just now has already reached the limit. It's dropped a lot, sorry to make you laugh.

Who to aim at: Hehe, is that right?Then I'll go to your bed tomorrow, and you can come again, okay? My large gang just wants to recruit a vice gang. As far as I know, the entire East China Eighth District will not move faster than three people. Regrets in life.

Mi の Ai: This... some big moves still need the right time, place and people... and I have seen how excellent this operating tool is.

Mi Xu wiped his sweat, he thought he was going to make a long speech, but the big man over there accepted his explanation easily.

Who to aim at: OK, if that’s the case, don’t force it, just say hello to your operating tool for me, and tell him by the way, it doesn’t matter if he is petty and doesn’t answer my phone call, it really started from me, I will always give him a statement.

Seeing Xia Miaomiao's words, Mi Xu didn't understand for a moment, but just as he was about to ask again, the other party had already logged off the line without hesitation.

……

After a few days, Mi Xu heard from Ge Xiaolin about his hand. The school has dealt with it. Bao Dakai took full responsibility, made a serious demerit, and compensated the camera and Mi Xu's medical expenses. Graduation is a penalty that cannot be eliminated, while the other two are minor offenses. Whether they can be eliminated before graduation depends on their performance.

On the phone, Ge Xiaolin knew without listening to Mi Xu's answer that he thought the result was not good, so he hurriedly comforted him: "You want to open it too. It was their fault in the first place, and now they are dealing with it fairly. You said that if there is no city grass That Zhang Zhang, this guy surnamed Lai must not be so honest and obedient. He admits his mistake and apologizes now not because he really feels that he owes you, but because he is afraid. With this realization, he deserves to be punished. Chengcao is also... For your own good, No one else can do it except him."

Although it was true that he was a little uncomfortable, hearing Ge Xiaolin praise Chen Yuzong like this, Mi Xu felt refreshed inexplicably.

Mi Xu: "Hey, what's the restaurant like recently? If you're too busy, just tell me. It's difficult for me to move bricks with my hands. It's no fun to wash two dishes."

Ge Xiaolin: "You are apologizing, but can you stop laughing so happily? Besides... It is difficult for you to wash the dishes now, how dare you?"

Mama Ge said the last sentence in a low voice, Mi Xu couldn't hear clearly: "What?"

Ge Xiaolin hurriedly said: "It's nothing, I mean, there's a new… new employee in the store recently, so it's been a bit of a relief."

Mi Xu felt that Mama Ge's tone was a bit strange: "Who is it? Is the service technology good? One is worth ten?"

Ge Xiaolin sighed: "The technology is very good, but it's not the ordinary service you thought."

"Huh?" Mi Xu didn't understand what kind of riddles Mama Ge was playing. There were very few words between the two of them that they couldn't understand each other. She didn't expect it to be inexplicably profound today.

Ge Xiaolin: "Okay, these are not important, you still have to take a good rest, remember to call your parents." Knowing that Mi Xu is already taken care of by someone, Ge Xiaolin still couldn't hold back the babble before hanging up the phone .

Mi Xu also felt the long-lost comfort when he heard it, and when he was experiencing it, he suddenly heard a knock on the door. Mi Xu glanced at the time, and it was only three o'clock in the afternoon. Chen Yuzong should be back from a class, so he came now who is it?

He thought it was another good brother who came to rescue him from capitalism, but when he opened the door, Mi Xu's face suddenly changed.

The two people standing outside also had dark expressions when they saw him, especially when their eyes fell on Mi Xu's hand hanging around his neck, they were even more frightened and angry, mixed with some hidden distress.

Mi Xu was stunned for a moment, and cried out bitterly: "Dad...Mom..."

Mama Mi glared at Mi Xu with great vigor: "You are living a life that is turning upside down. Haven't you heard of 'Fat body, be blessed by parents'!???"

Watching this TV really gave me a lot of knowledge, and I even learned the old sayings, Mi Xu shrank his neck: "The words about getting fat should be my own business, and it has nothing to do with my parents..."

Mi's mother glared: "Stubborn? You hurt your hand and don't go home to take care of it. You would rather be crazy in school. What kind of baby here is so attractive to you?! Ah?! Can the school have a clean home? Can it be cleaner than the home? Is the food good, can parents kiss you! You heartless child!!"

Seeing someone watching outside, Papa Mi immediately persuaded him, "First go into the house, let's talk after entering the house..."

After introducing the two elders into the room and sitting down at the table, Papa Mi looked around and said softly: "It's really cleaner than our house..."

Picking up the takeaway list on the table again - medicinal food, old soup pot bottom, organic food...

"Eat better than us..."

Mama Mi stared fiercely, and Papa Mi obediently shut up immediately.

Mama Mi looked at the unstained bookshelf for a long time, and asked carefully and solemnly: "Is it a big problem that men and women are allowed to sleep together?!"

"Mom! Stop watching idol dramas!" Mi Xu sighed and was speechless, pointing to the hanger on the balcony and said, "Which girl have you seen wearing that kind of underwear..."

It was only halfway through the sentence that he realized something was wrong, and immediately ran over to collect all the clothes and pants.He turned his back and folded it, and put it properly in the cabinet.

Seeing Mi Xu's series of careful and skillful movements, Mi's mother suddenly felt sad, she clenched her fists and said to Mi's father, "Yes, yes, it's just that you have to suffer a little bit to know how the family is doing well. If I had known that he would have this day, I would At the beginning, I should have whipped people like this with a stick, but now I let someone else clean it up, although I feel uncomfortable, it is not too late after all."

Papa Mi also nodded: "Oh, children can only grow up if they harden their hearts."

Mi Xu turned around and put a question mark on his head: "What is this? Do you think it's a result of being tortured? How good is this stick technique to make me so considerate?"

It's Mama Mi's turn to be inexplicable: "Isn't it? Since you're with a senior, it's no wonder you're so lazy that you don't get rejected."

"No one forced me, okay? Didn't you see that this is labor from the heart? Labor creates wealth, labor creates love!" Mi Xu shouted with his hands raised high.

Mama Mi: "Then why didn't you start creating a few years ago?"

Papa Mi: "Well, how much productivity did I contract for you..."

Mi Xu: "..."

What on earth are you doing here? !

Mama Mi has a new speculation: "That's for money, but you don't earn enough to buy food and drink. No wonder you're not left behind when you work everywhere!"

Mi Xu explained that his head was dizzy: "He didn't give me money! Most of the work was done by him! I don't need money for food and drink! Get it!" Ask the old lady on the street, the managers of the major work bases and... the moldy god who loves me so much!

How could Mama Mi believe it: "Oh, according to what you said, your roommate senior is helping you with cleaning, serving you three meals a day, recuperating your wounds and changing your medicine. Yours? What kind of beauty are you worthy of being like this? Either you are sick, or he is sick!"

Mi Xu was about to give his mother a good analysis of their illnesses, no, feelings, when suddenly there was the sound of a key being inserted, and everyone followed the sound, and saw that the door was open, and one of the sick duo members was standing there. in there.

Waiting to see each other clearly...

Mi Xu and Chen Yuzong: "..."

Mi Ma and Mi Pa: "!!!!!!!"