future farmer

Why is there such a miraculous thing as "people are not frightened by hearing the chicken talking, but the chicken is frightened by people talking."?

Where is the mutual trust between man and chicken?

The rooster and the hen in front of Fei Jingshuo's silence, Xu really thought that he had been delusional before, but while the chick was scurrying around, looking at each other, grooming each other, they started again. Sweetly began to show affection, completely ignoring Fei Jingshuo's previous words.

Being ignored by two chickens, hehehe~

The so-called success must be repeated defeats and repeated defeats.

Fei Jingshuo took a deep breath, rubbed his face, and adjusted his expression:

"Yes, I'm talking to you, dear Mr. Chicken's family."

"Whoa, wifey, he's really talking to us!"

"Cuckoo, hubby, he's really talking to us!!"

"Chichi, talk talk."

"Oh, oh, children, don't make trouble, wife, don't interrupt, Mr. Chicken, just use the honorific title of ancient earth for this human being, and we will try to talk to him formally."

"Googoo, ok, man. Don't make trouble, kids, your daddy is going to be the greatest chicken ever."

Is Jean just a bunch of chickens who are going to drive people crazy?

Fei Jingshuo: "...Dear Mr. Chicken, I wonder if you are doing well in this farm?"

"Oh oh oh, it's not bad, you can eat, drink, and exercise. But human beings, on behalf of my family, I want to make an opinion. Your human sports ability is still not enough. Every time we fly once, you don't move. Yeah, it's just killing our sport."

"...I will improve."

Fei Jingshuo gritted his teeth and replied word by word, looked at the seven chickens who had no feeling at all, took a deep breath, and continued:

"Mr. Chicken, if there is a place with more fertile land, more delicious food, more delicious snacks, and a sport that allows you to devote yourself completely, would you like to change places?"

"Cuckoo, hubby, hubby, promise him."

"Chichi, chirp, change places, change places."

"Oh, don't make trouble, humans, where is a better place, if it's what you said, we can barely change places."

"It's absolutely true, Mr. Chicken, please come with me."

"Oh, oh, wife, let's go."

"Cuckoo, let's go, children."

"Chichi, chichi, let's go."

It took a full half an hour, and finally the two big and five children obeyed Fei Jingshuo's command and began to move their places with their heads held high.

Of course, if it is not limited by the raw materials, Fei Jingshuo really wants to put them in the cage, kill and eat the chickens that are frisky and frisky in his car, leaving chicken manure everywhere. !

But as the saying goes, if you lose your horse, you will never know it is a blessing.

The seven chickens had had enough of being alive and kicking in the car. The big rooster at the head finally motioned for the other six chickens to calm down. He lowered his head and said reservedly that Fei Jingshuo is a trustworthy human being, so he is willing to share it with Fei Jingshuo. The poignant love history with his wife is the reason why the family of seven will come to his farm.

"Once upon a time, two young chickens, one male and one hen, fell in love with each other, and the love fell apart.

A hen can't stand a rooster cuddling left and right, and a rooster can't accept the life of lying on different hens every day. What it wants is always the little yellow hen that is as pure as on the high mountains.

So they left their warm homes on a dark and windy day with eyes that could barely see, and started a life of eating and sleeping in the open.

Aimless, across countless mountains, land, streams, through the heat of summer, the bleakness of autumn, the coldness of winter, until the recovery of all things in spring...

From two young and strong one male and one mother, to the parents who lead the family, the bitterness of this is almost tearful and sad to see. "

Of course, these are the original words of these two, as for the love between the two chickens?Hehe, he doesn't understand at all!

But this did not prevent Fei Jingshuo from extracting the information he wanted.

Since it is the independent decision of these two chickens, even if they have a litter of chickens behind them, the time span is at most one year, so with the speed of these two chickens, it is most likely The most important thing is that the place where these two chickens have been living is La Nouvelle.

It's just that this place should be a little far away from this place, but there should be a brood of unrestrained roosters and a large brood of unrestrained hens.

So he doesn't have to wait patiently for the two chickens to lay eggs, the eggs become small chickens, the small chickens become big chickens, and the big chickens give birth to eggs.

As long as he finds these two large broods of chickens, his reputation should be even louder. After all, chickens are obviously more attractive than vegetables. Of course, Fei Jingshuo must admit that he himself misses the deliciousness of chicken stew. .

***

Now that the seven chickens have been tricked into the car, although there is a more ideal choice now, it is obviously unrealistic for the seven to be raised. During the drive, Fei Jingshuo directly ordered Meizi to separate them by a distance in advance. All over the land to do the pens for the seven chickens.

With the help of various instruments, it is not difficult to separate a large piece of land. When Fei Jingshuo deliberately slowed down and took an hour to reach "Youjian Farm", he could see it from a distance. A large piece of land was surrounded by metal in a very regular pattern.

The relatively poorer-growing vegetables and some seafood that have been placed in advance with plums are incomparable to the place Xiaoqing and the others are in, but compared to the farm that has only been purchased for a month, this place is obviously better. many.

Therefore, when one male, one female, and five young chickens got off the car with a slightly reserved attitude, they all began to scream excitedly, which basically meant "This human being is good, he really didn't lie to me, oh , they will live ten times happier than Qilu Bird in the days to come!"

As for captivity?

What is that?

There is something to eat, something to sleep, and a child to raise, no matter where you are!

So no matter how touching and heart-wrenching love these two have, it is much easier to conquer than imagined.

In particular, Fei Jingshuo can also provide free chat services.

Oh, by the way, besides humans, there is also that kid floating around in mid-air, which is also good.

"Aww, are these seven just here to grab the land from me? Damn, even, even if you are bigger, I am the worst on this farm."

Floating around, his little face turned pale, and he pretended to be fierce, but as soon as they blew, the child would run away. He was simply a better sports partner than Fei Jingshuo.

"Boss, are these seven?"

"Boss, is this also the crop that the boss bought? It's so big, Xue'er wonders if it can take care of it."

"Xiaoxi, their pointed mouths are scary. I'm a little scared if they are going to eat my leaves."

"Xiaotu, I will protect you. Although my tomatoes have grown less recently, I will definitely protect you."

Different words rang in his ears at the same time. Fei Jingshuo first praised Meizi, then looked at the interaction between Xiaotu and Xiaoxi calmly, turned his head to see Xiaoqing in the form of blowing hair, and The seven chickens, who had apparently found new partners, left the farm contentedly.

Next, his goal is to trick the two big broods of chickens, no, to give them a better new life!

***

Finding these two big broods was much more difficult than Fei Jingshuo expected. The most important thing was that relying on the dictation of the two well-fed and well-fed chickens was too unreliable. It took a whole month. After almost finishing shopping in La Nouvelle, I finally found the two chickens depicted in the two large litters of chickens.

It is indeed two large litters, even two more than what Fei Jingshuo imagined. As we all know, chickens are a race with particularly strong reproductive ability. Hens either keep laying eggs or hatch chicks. They became big chickens and started laying eggs again. In the absence of natural enemies, the two large broods of at least [-] chickens were worrying about too many chickens.

Not all chickens can understand Fei Jingshuo's words, and not all chickens can understand Fei Jingshuo's words, but as long as there are a few in each litter who can only discuss and make up their minds, that's enough. up.

Fei Jingshuo didn't even put in much effort. In a situation where there was a need and the other had a need, Fei Jingshuo just looked at the two old hens, three old hens, two young hens, and two young hens surrounded in front of him. After the rooster and one chick promised that he would provide a wonderful place where they would never go hungry no matter how hard they worked, the ten chickens spent half an hour singing against the mighty crowd surrounding them. After the chicken swinging in the big circle voted by a show of hands, countless raised right wings and firm corns completed a perfect sentence for Fei Jingshuo's trip.

Nearly [-] chickens followed Fei Jingshuo back to the farm without hesitation.

And when the fifteen hundred chickens saw the green grass, fresh and delicious worms, and the occasional seafood extra meal in front of them, the fifteen hundred chickens completely regarded Fei Jingshuo as their savior.

Then the savior opened a chicken pot restaurant without hesitation, and began to look for fat and fat chickens from the chicken flock to slaughter.

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Fei Jingshuo rejoiced countless times. Fortunately, his ability is not useful for all crops, seafood or animals. Otherwise, hearing the screams of these things in his ears, he can still use them as a fee. This is simply impossible.

Big chickens have the advantages of big chickens. The daily turnover of the chicken pot opened by Fei Jingshuo only needs to cook one chicken, and it is served with various hot vegetables. It took only half a month for Fei Jingshuo to open the chicken pot At that time, the business of this store began to be full.

Even hotter than hot pot and barbecue.

"Did you go to eat chicken pot today?"

Unforgettable, Fei Jingshuo once again created a new catchphrase in La Nouvelle.