hell flower shop
Chapter 33 Repaying Gratitude 2
late at night.
The wide road was empty of people, and even the traffic lights at the intersections had turned into warning lights for slowing down.
A bicycle came slowly, driving alone on the deserted road.
Not long after, a red sports car drove over from the opposite side. The sports car was so fast that it honked its horn all the way and rushed across the intersection. When passing the bicycle, there was only a loud "bang", and the red sports car suddenly plunged into the isolation zone .
The sports car smashed through the isolation barrier, and the speed did not decrease at all, and it knocked the bicycle opposite the isolation barrier into the air.
In an instant, the cyclist flew out and hit the curb, leaving a pool of blood on the ground.
Only then did the sports car stop crookedly. After a long time, the door of the sports car opened, and a woman in a red dress and red high-heeled shoes got out of the sports car.
She seemed to be very drunk, she staggered around when she walked, squatted down and vomited while holding the front cover of the machine, then looked around in a daze, then got into the car again, and closed the door with a "bang".
Reverse the car, drive away on a rampage...
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Daji looked at Shu Jiu in surprise, with a look of being struck by lightning, and said, "Shu Jiu? You... Shu Jiu, have you been reincarnated? Have you been reincarnated as a woman in this life? How big is your reincarnation? God, I Are you getting old again, time is not forgiving~"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Jiu has a dark face, but now he looks pure and cute, even with a dark face, he still has a youthful and cute expression.
Si Youfen poked his head out from the driver's seat and said with a smile, "Yo, Shu Jiu, why did you change your style today?"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Jiu's face darkened again.
It's rare for Huo Wuchang to speak, but he still has a paralyzed face, not like Daji's surprised face, nor his dead face smiling, but said lightly: "It suits him very well."
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Jiu's face has turned black into Mrs. Bao's, the same color as the bottom of the pot, and she may go berserk at any time.
In contrast, Zha Fu just smiled and said, "Go in first."
Only then did Daji look shocked, and let Zha Fu and Shu Jiu go in.
Fu Lu Shouxi sat on the stone lion's head outside the door and waited. Chikor looked inside eagerly and said, "I want to go in too. This is the Hades!"
Ah Shou said: "You are a Western race, so it's not good to go in, you're spying on business secrets."
Ah Xi looked at Ah Shou with his eyes, and said humbly, "Isn't this your hometown? Why don't you go in?"
Ah Shou smiled, leaned over with a shy face, and said, "Didn't I accompany you, I will only go in if you go in, and I won't go in if you don't go in."
Axi's face softened a bit, but he still snorted coldly.
Ah Shou said again: "Besides, this is not my hometown, this is my office. I am a ghost with a house in the underworld."
Ah Fu looked adoring, and said: "Wow! Ah Shou, you are amazing, the prices in the underworld are so high, you even bought a house!"
Ah Shou nodded and said, "It's a big house."
Ah Xi gave a "cut" and said, "That's right, the majestic Pluto of the ten halls is full of people's fat and people's anointing, how can he not be able to afford a house?"
A Shou continued to smile and said to A Xi: "How about we go to see the house some other day?"
Axi glanced at him and said, "What are you doing with me?"
Ah Shou smiled and said it naturally, "Of course he did that kind of thing."
Ah Xi glared at him, his transparent complexion turned red, and said sternly, "Get lost!"
When Shu Jiu entered the underworld, Bao Si heard that Lord Underworld had returned, so she came out in a pretty dress, but saw Lord Underworld walking side by side with a young and beautiful beauty, she was stunned as if she had been struck into scum by lightning.
The next second, Bao Si suddenly rushed back to the room.
* Hades VIP dating chat room *
The Beacon Lady Bao Si: Urgent report! ! !Urgent report! ! ! !
Bao Si: A Shocking Secret! ! !
Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty: evildoer, what kind of fuss is made
Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty: ...
The Beacon's Lady Bao Si: It's about the shocking secret of Lord Underworld! ! !
Taibai Punishment, the son of Baidi: Hey, I like to hear secrets the most
The Beacon Lady Baosi: Brother Taibai is better~
Taibai, the son of Baidi, punishes God: What is the secret?
The romantic talent Tang Bohu: Onlookers
The Kuafu Who Chases the Sun: Front Row
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: cough cough
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: I think it is not good for us to openly gossip about Mr. Mingzhu in the chat room Bao Si: Don’t worry, my lord~
The Beacon Lady Bao Si: Master Ming will not spy on the screen! !
Baosi, the Beacon of the Beacon: My lord is very busy now! !
Taibai, the son of Baidi, punishes God: Touching the chin seems to be a big secret
The Beacon Lady Bao Si: Of course it's a big secret!
The Beacon Lady Bao Si: It turns out that Master Ming is not GAY! ! !
The romantic talent Tang Bohu: No?
Kuafu who chased the sun: Last time, didn’t you and Daji still cry and say yes?
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: cough cough
Bao Si: I just saw Master Hades bring a little beauty into Hades! ! ! !
Taibai, the son of the White Emperor, punishes the God: beautiful woman
Taibai, the son of Baidi, punishes the gods: it seems that the hero is sad and the beauty is off
Confidante Daji:! ! ! ! ! ! !
Confidante Daji: Shocking secret! ! !
Taibai, the son of Baidi, punishes God: What is the shocking secret?
The romantic talent Tang Bohu: Onlookers
The Kuafu Who Chases the Sun: Front Row
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: cough cough
Confidante Boming Daji: Let me tell you! ! !That little beauty who was brought in by Lord Underworld! ! !
Confidante Daji: Actually, it's Shu Jiu! ! !
Taibai, the son of Baidi, punishes God: Is my memory confused?Isn't Shu Jiu a man?
Confidante Daji: Shu Jiu is indeed a man! !But he has been reincarnated!
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: No, in the book of life and death in this government, Shu Jiuyang's life is not over, and there is no record of Shu Jiu's untimely death.
The romantic genius Tang Bohu: I see!
The Merry Talent Tang Bohu: From Male to Female
Merry Tang Bohu: I have recently studied a lot of BL novels about male-to-female
The romantic talent Tang Bohu: quite cute
Confidante Daji: =口=
The Beacon Lady Bao Si: = mouth 0
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: cough cough...
Shu Jiu entered the living room, still holding back her laughter.
Huo Wuchang patted him on the back and said, "Laugh if you want to, don't hold back."
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Jiu glared at Huo Wuchang, then sat down and said: "I woke up early this morning and it's like this, I don't know what the hell I saw, and I didn't feel any breath from Fu Lu Shou Xi, what can I do to make it better?" Change back?"
Zha Fu said: "If you want to change back, you must first find someone to change your body with, at least know her name."
Shu Jiu said: "I don't know! I don't know who this is. It's okay if she's a star, but I don't know this face."
Si Youfen smiled and said: "You look pretty good now, I think it's better not to change it, to save trouble."
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Jiu decided to automatically block Shi Youfen's speech, and said, "Why would someone switch bodies with me?"
Before Zha Fu could speak, Shi Youfen spoke again with a smile, "I've seen a few cases of body swaps, but they were all swapping men with men, women with women, and I've never seen a man turn into a woman. "
Shu Jiu: "..."
Huo Wuchang said with a paralyzed face, "It's probably because Shu Jiu's fate is extremely yin, and generally only women's fates are similar."
Shu Jiu looked sweaty and said, "So the other party knows me? So I traded my body? But I don't remember knowing this face."
Zha Fu said, "The other party may not know you."
Shu Jiu: "Didn't you say you want to know the name?"
Zha Fu said: "The other party can find someone with a similar fate to swap at random, but if you want to swap back, it is impossible to swap casually."
Shu Jiu: "..."
It just makes sense!
Shu Jiu said: "Then she is a woman, what does she want my body for?"
After Shu Jiu finished speaking, there was only one word left in his mind - Zimo.
It seems that Fu Lu Shou Xi played mahjong too much...
Death Youfen said with a smile: "A woman swapped your body, it must be an accident. I just said that life is impermanent. Your fate is generally only possessed by women, especially this kind of Yin fate. 1000 years There won't be one."
Zha Fu said: "Generally, the body is secretly changed, and it is used to drive away evil spirits and prevent disasters."
Shu Jiu trembled and said, "Exorcism? Prevent disaster? That is to say, the other party wants me to prevent disaster for her?"
Zha Fu nodded and said, "Maybe he was cursed by the evil spirit, or maybe he was haunted by the evil spirit. After the evil spirit takes revenge, he can exchange his body back."
Shu Jiu: "This is too evil, how can I switch back now? I don't want to wear this woman's skin for the rest of my life!"
Si Youfen said with a smile: "Don't worry, people who have this kind of practice that can change their physical bodies must be registered Taoist priests. Go check it out later, maybe you can find it."
Shu Jiu was a little dumbfounded, and said, "Are there still registered ones?"
Si Youfen said: "Of course, we are very strict in our management. Only those who have obtained the qualification certificate can be Taoist priests in the world."
Shu Jiu: "..."
Although Shi Youfen was joking, his movements were still very nimble, and he quickly went through the records.
As soon as there is a difference between impermanence and death, Zha Fu never spoke, Shu Jiu had nothing to say, and was a little silent for a while.
Shu Jiu felt that when he faced Zha Fu, he always had this delicate atmosphere, and it had happened several times!Especially now that he is still wearing a woman's face, the atmosphere is even more subtle, and the subtle Shu Jiu feels uncomfortable all over.
Shu Jiu opened his mouth and said, "That..."
Zha Fu looked up at him and motioned for Shu Jiu to continue, but Shu Jiu's heart was pounding when he looked at him like this. To be honest, Zha Fu was too good-looking. Chop, but it's been a long time, and sometimes Zhafu is quite gentle. Although he doesn't say anything, he has helped a lot.
Shu Jiu said, "Well, that's right...Thank you for helping to find Axi yesterday."
Zhafu said, "I didn't help much."
Shu Jiu coughed, and complained in her heart whether Zha Fu would chat, and ended her topic with one sentence, it couldn't be better!
Shu Jiu thought for a while, then found another topic, and said, "Er... well, how did you find out that it was mine? Neither Fu Lu Shouxi nor Chicole recognized it was me this morning."
Zha Fu himself was drinking tea, and when he heard him talking, he put down the cup and glanced at Shu Jiu. Shu Jiu felt that his whole body was hairy and his back was numb, so he swallowed dryly, waiting for Zha Fu to speak .
After a while, Zha Fu opened his eyes and said lightly: "You have a familiar feeling."
Shu Jiu laughed dryly, and turned his eyes away, thinking to himself, he must have been affected by this body, why did he find Zha Fu very attractive!
Just crazy.
Fortunately, life and death and impermanence did not last long.
Si Youfen walked in, frowned slightly, and said, "My lord, I checked the records just now, and none of the ascetics and Taoist priests with this kind of practice have reported this incident."
Shu Jiu was instantly struck by lightning, her heart was broken, and she said, "I can't find it? What should I do?"
Zha Fu said: "Since it is a random exchange, it is inevitable that the exchanger's fate is the same as Shu Jiu, or the closest. It is absolutely impossible to have the same fate as Shu Jiu. This point has been ruled out, so it must be the closest."
Huo Wuchang said: "This subordinate will investigate now."
Zha Fu nodded his head, and followed suit, saying, "Let's go together."
When impermanence and death are separated, Zhafu said: "You have stayed in the underworld recently, and you still don't know what the ghosts who haunt the swappers are like. To destroy your present physical body."
With a bitter face, Shu Jiu said, "I'm just provoking someone."
Chafu said: "Your room is still available, you can move in directly."
Shu Jiu could only nod her head and say, "Thank you."
Shu Jiu went to the gate of the underworld and told Fu Lu Shouxi that Fu Lu Shouxi would not enter the underworld, and they were relieved with Zha Fu beside them, so they went home.
Although Chikor really wanted to take a trip to Hades for a few days, he had no choice but to go home with Fu Lu Shou Xi.
Shu Jiu sent away the four ghosts and one stupid ha, and walked back. He was really moved. He didn't expect to live in the Hades again in his lifetime. For the first time, he didn't know where it was, but felt that it was everywhere. Snake spirit disease, now I know what this place is, it turns out that the people who live here are not snake spirit disease but demons and goblins...
Shu Jiu stood by the Wangchuan River, looking at the red river water and the six swift eddies, he couldn't help but think of that strange dream, in which he was wearing a white robe, walking along the bitter bamboo pontoon bridge, walking through thick In the thick fog, I saw the desolate Baiguitai.
Shu Jiu looked at the long bitter bamboo pontoon bridge, and couldn't help being a little dazed. Just as he was in a trance, he heard the sound of "clang—clang—clang—" in his ears, which was sinister.
Shu Jiu shuddered, and looked back, it turned out that Granny Meng, who was holding a soup bowl and leaning on a cane, came over.
Granny Meng narrowed her eyes with a smile, her face was full of creases, and said, "Young man, what are you looking at?"
Shu Jiu's eyelids trembled, now that she looks like this, only Granny Meng would call her a young man, it's a bit awkward.
Grandma Meng continued, "Some people see with naked eyes, so they can't see anything. Some people see with wisdom eyes, so they see the most thoroughly."
As she spoke, she turned her head, looked at Shu Jiu and said, "What did you see...is it the past or the future?"
Shu Jiu always felt that Meng Po and Grandma's words were eerie, so she trembled unconsciously.
Grandma didn't say any more, she just smiled "Oh hehe", leaned on her crutch again, and left with a "clang-clang-clang--".
Shu Jiu looked at Granny Meng's back, and listening to her words, she always felt that there was something in her words, as if she meant something, but it was too profound for Shu Jiu, and Shu Jiu had no idea what the other party was trying to say.
Shu Jiu lived alone in the guest room. At night, she heard "ding ding dong dong" outside. She couldn't tell what the sound was, but it was a bit like the sound of iron chains hitting.
Shu Jiu pushed open the door, and Ma Han happened to pass by his door. The little angel Ma Han was holding a bowl in his hand and chopsticks in his right hand. His bowl was full of candles...
Shu Jiu looked at Ma Han's bowl, and the corners of her eyes twitched.
When Ma Han saw Shu Jiu, he approached him enthusiastically, raised the bowl in his hand, and said, "Mr. Shu, do you want supper?"
Shu Jiu: "No... no need, thank you."
Ma Han said: "Mr. Shu, you're welcome. This is a supper made by grandma. It's delicious."
Shu Jiu twitched her brows again, and said, "What's that sound? Is the Underworld renovated?"
Ma Han said with a smile: "No, this voice is a ghost sent to send away the reincarnated ghosts. Because there are quite a lot of reincarnated ghosts today, we have to work overtime, so grandma specially prepared supper for us."
Shu Jiu's eyebrows twitched for the third time...
It's not easy to be a civil servant in Hades, and you have to work overtime.
Ma Han said: "Mr. Shu, I have nothing else to do, I'm busy today."
Shu Jiu nodded and said, "I won't keep you busy."
Only then did Ma Han joyfully hold his bowl and ran away without a trace.
Although Shu Jiu is curious about what ghost reincarnation looks like, Shu Jiu knows what kind of physique he is, so he will not try to kill himself, and if something bad happens, it will be broken.
Shu Jiu went back to the house and turned on the TV, which was broadcasting traffic news. In fact, Shu Jiu didn't like to watch traffic news because they were all bloody things.
I happened to catch the news about a vicious incident that happened at [-] o'clock the night before yesterday. A red sports car was speeding, crashed into the barrier, and then hit a bicycle driving on the opposite side.
Shu Jiu watched the call back from the surveillance video, frowning all over his body, and always felt very scary. Although he couldn't see what the car owner squatting on the ground looked like, the car owner must be throwing up, he must have been drunk. I didn't realize that I hit someone, and after the collision, I got into the car and left.
Shu Jiu was not in the mood to watch TV anymore, and just after turning off the TV, she heard someone talking outside.
Shu Jiu opened the door, Wang Chao Ma Han happened to walk over, Shu Jiu said, "What's wrong?"
Wang Chao said: "There is one less ghost sent by the ghost messenger to reincarnate."
Shu Jiu said, "One is missing?"
Ma Han said: "Among the ghosts who have been reincarnated throughout history, there are many who do not want to be reincarnated, and then run away secretly."
Shu Jiu nodded, and closed the door again, he still planned to stay in the room honestly, if the ghost didn't run out, it would be a disaster if he found him.
Fortunately, Shu Jiu wasn't too worried. Although he was worried all night, everything was fine.
When Shu Jiu woke up the next day, she felt that she hadn't had enough sleep, and couldn't sleep well all night.
Shu Jiu was quite bored staying in Hades, and had nothing to do. Even Daji and Baosi, who were very considerate to him before, would ignore him when they saw him.
When Shu Jiu was bored, Ma Han knocked on the door and said, "Mr. Shu, someone is looking for you."
Shu Jiu said, "Who is it?"
Ma Han made up his mind and said, "He said he was your friend, uh... a dog, or a dog carrying a notebook..."
Shu Jiu immediately created a picture in his mind, a hand-sized Chicole, round and round, carrying his laptop on his back...
Shu Jiu hurried out, only to see that Chikor was carrying a computer bag bigger than him on his back, which must be his notebook!
Chikor was standing in the courtyard of Hades with big curious eyes, looking left and right, as if entering the city for the first time.
Shu Jiu walked over, Chikle's eyes lit up suddenly, his big ice blue eyes flickered, and he rushed past, saying: "Shu Jiu! Shu Jiu! Look how good I am, I know You have nothing to do, I will send you a computer!"
Shu Jiu took off the computer bag from his back, thinking how many pairs of eyes Chikor would have to pay attention to just running all the way here, the rate of turning heads must be higher than that of celebrities, and it might be published in entertainment magazines tomorrow, " Huskies carry computer bags across × Jing"!
Chikor was very excited, and whispered: "Shu Jiu, is this the Hades? It's my first time here, can you take me around? Ah! That's the Observatory! Why isn't Granny Meng here? I heard Said that Po Meng is a kind old lady! Ah! What is that over there! Is that river the Wangchuan River! The Six Souls Dao! I faintly saw a whirlpool, my God! I saw the real Six Souls Dao! It's really red! Shu Jiu, can I take a photo with the male god on the bitter bamboo floating bridge? This is my lifelong wish!"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Chikor kept talking, his eyes shining brightly.
Shu Jiu interrupted him and said, "You didn't come here to entertain the computer, did you? You came here to visit Hades under a pretense, right?"
Chicole: "..."
Chikor raised his paw, touched his dog's face, then raised his head, looked at Shu Jiu with suspicion, and said, "Shu Jiu, am I really so obvious?"
Shu Jiu laughed dryly and said, "It's not too obvious."
Chikor became excited again, grabbed Shu Jiu's trouser legs, and said, "Shu Jiu, Shu Jiu, when do you think it would be better for me to ask the male god to sign? When will the male god be in a good mood? I will say the male god My lord, I am your brainless fan! Will this appear too brainless? Does the male god like more rational fans?"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Jiu glanced at the bewildered Chikor with sweat on his face, then turned around and left silently.
Chikor quickly followed, grabbed Shu Jiu's pants, was dragged by Shu Jiu to rub on the ground, and said: "Shu Jiu... Shu Jiu... Look, I brought you a computer, you let me stay with you Stay here for a few days! I just want to stare silently at the male god, I know that the male god's heart is on you, and I will never snatch it!"
The veins on Shu Jiu's forehead thumped and he said, "Shut up."
Chikor twitched his nose and looked at Shu Jiu pitifully.
Shu Jiu said, "One more word and I'll throw you out."
Chikor nodded vigorously, and said: "Don't worry, I have always been a rational fan. As the chairman of the Master Mingzhu support club, I have always told fans that they must be rational to pursue stars. Nasty!"
Shu Jiu rubbed her forehead helplessly, and said, "Also, let go of your paws, my pants are about to fall off!"
Chicole quickly let go of his paw, patted Shu Jiu, and said, "It's okay, it didn't fall off, I forgot that you are a beautiful sister now, men and women are different, I will pay attention next time."
Shu Jiu: "..."
Chikor followed Shu Jiu in and said, "How many days can I live here? Ten days? Twenty days? Just let me live for a year! By the way, can I meet the male god on the bitter bamboo pontoon bridge?" Take a photo?"
Shu Jiu automatically blocked his words, and said: "Can you stay here and ask your male god, this is his place, and I can't make the decision."
Chikor suddenly said very sadly: "But the male god is usually as cold as the cold wind in winter, I'm afraid he will reject me, Shu Jiu, you are my good friend! Can you tell me something for me?"
Shu Jiu said, "However I say it will work?"
Chikor said: "Of course, although the male god treats other people like a cold wind in winter, he treats you like a warm morning sun in winter."
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Jiu looked down at Chicole, and said, "Did you not like reading horror novels recently, and changed your story?"
Chikor opened his eyes wide, and asked solemnly: "Shu Jiu, you even know this? You are too good, Shu Jiu!"
Although Lord Underworld has always been like the icy cold wind in winter, Chikor stayed in the end.
Shu Jiu took the computer and connected to the Internet in the house, so he was no longer bored, and started to fiddle with his own flower shop. He hadn't been to the flower shop for a while, and Ali Jiji had several people poke him, but because Shu Jiu I didn't reply in time, and naturally there was no order in the end.
Shu Jiu is not like these gang of underworld civil servants who have a salary to support him. If he does not run a flower shop, let alone be scared to death by ghosts, even if he is not scared to death by ghosts, he will be starved to death!
Business has been relatively sluggish these past few days, but fortunately, there is still a little savings from before.
Chikor visited the underworld for a day. Daji and Baosi were very attentive to Chikle. Even the little angel Mahan was very surprised and said, "Mr. Shu, you actually know foreigners? And it's such a powerful werewolf." noble?"
Shu Jiu looked at Chikor's furry belly lying on his back, and Daji and Baosi surrounded him on the left and right, smiling and courteous, and said, "Is Chikor very powerful?"
Ma Han said: "Of course, I have been a ghost messenger for so many years, and this is the first time I have seen a western nobleman, and the werewolf is said to be violent and bloodthirsty, very difficult to control, and not friendly to humans. I didn't expect that Mr. Mr. Shu is really amazing to be a werewolf as a friend."
The corner of Shu Jiu's mouth twitched. In fact, what kind of violence and bloodthirsty was invented by werewolves to beautify their image?No matter how you look at it, Chikor is just a joke!
Chikor hugged left and right with joy, and had completely forgotten about the male god.
Shu Jiu was walking alone in the yard, it was already dark, no ghosts came to reincarnate today, the whole yard was quiet.
The red river water was illuminated by the dim moonlight, and there were sparkling ripples. Zhafu was standing in the pavilion by the river, watching the river quietly.
Just as Shu Jiu got a little closer, Zha Fu immediately spotted him and turned his head.
Shu Jiu didn't want to go there, but since Zha Fu had seen it, if he turned around and left suddenly, it would be as if he had done something shameful, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk over.
Shu Jiu said: "I heard that a reincarnated ghost ran away yesterday? Did you find it in the end?"
Zha Fu shook his head slightly, and said, "Many ghosts are unwilling to be reincarnated...because they are unwilling to forget their obsessions in this life."
Shu Jiu nodded half understanding.
Zha Fu said: "I haven't found any news from Huowuchang."
Shu Jiu shrugged and said, "Although I'm not in a hurry, if my body really breaks down, will I be a woman for the rest of my life?"
Zha Fu didn't speak, but glanced sideways at him, there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, facing the soft moonlight, Zha Fu's face was rarely covered with a layer of gentleness.
Shu Jiu lost his mind for a moment, this smile was so familiar, so familiar that a soreness surged in Shu Jiu's heart, something was taking root and sprouting, as if it was eager to break out of the ground.
"cough……"
Shu Jiu coughed, looked away, and said, "It's all my parents' inability to give birth, so they gave me such a fate."
Zhafu said: "Your fate, others can't ask for it in a few lifetimes."
Shu Jiu said, "Damn fate, what's going on?"
Zhafu said: "This kind of destiny can make the cultivator get twice the result with half the effort. It only needs a small half of other people's efforts to achieve a cultivation level that is difficult for others to achieve in a lifetime."
Shu Jiu curled her lips and said, "For an ordinary person like me, it's really too extravagant, that's why there are so many things."
After Shu Jiu finished speaking, she suddenly said: "Is there any way to crack my fate? Make it a little more 'friendly'?"
As he said, Zha Fu glanced at him, Shu Jiu was very puzzled why Zha Fu suddenly cast such a gaze, which always felt very meaningful.
Shu Jiu touched her face and said, "Did you get dropped again?"
Chafu shook his head and said, "There is a way."
"There is a way!"
Shu Jiu's eyes lit up immediately, and said, "Is there really a way? Great, what is the way!"
Zha Fu paused, and then said lightly: "Double cultivation."
Shu Jiu was still immersed in the excitement of "there is a way", and said along the way: "Great, double cultivation is good! Both..."
He spoke in general, dumbfounded, and said, "Double what..."
In Shu Jiu's mind, the scene of Ah Lu with a paralyzed face coaxing Ah Fu to "practice" was completely filled in, and Ah Fu was still diligently trying to...keep up with the speed of Ah Lu's "practice".
There was no unnecessary expression on Zha Fu's face, and he repeated a very common thing, saying: "Double cultivation is not a heretical way, it can allow practitioners to complement each other and help each other."
Shu Jiu wiped her face with her hand, and said with a painful expression, "Forget it, forget it...let me go to hell for the rest of my life."
Shu Jiu went back to the room in a daze, his mind was full of the word "Shuangxiu", as if he had been poisoned and couldn't help himself, and his mind was full of Zha Fu's meaningful look at him.
Shu Jiu didn't even pay attention when Chikor entered the door happily and showed him how attentive the beauties from the East were to him.
In the middle of the night, Shu Jiu fell into a drowsy sleep, as if he had dreamed of something. A man in white was sitting by the red river of Wangchuan, as if he was waiting for someone. Shu Jiu didn't know who he was waiting for, but time After a long time, Shu Jiu felt that the man was actually herself, and she had been sitting here, waiting...
A man in black clothes and a black robe slowly came out of the thick fog. Shu Jiu squinted his eyes to look at him. The thick fog made the man's face unreal. When he got closer, Shu Jiu felt the familiar breath. It's Zhafu...
The man bent down and gently stroked Shu Jiu's cheek. Shu Jiu's throat rolled with difficulty, and the man actually took the initiative to kiss Shu Jiu's lips. The gentle kiss made Shu Jiu a little obsessed.
Just when Shu Jiu was in a trance, the black-robed man had already untied his white shirt, kissing down his neck, and the two figures overlapped ambiguously.
It was a dream, Shu Jiu told himself, but the weight on his chest made Shu Jiu unable to breathe, and he sat up suddenly.
The little angel Ma Han was on duty in the front yard of Hades, and was happily nibbling on a joss stick, when she heard a loud shout from the inner yard, which seemed to be Mr. Shu's voice, and she was very angry.
"Checole, you stupid dog, get the hell out of here! You're crushing me to death!"
When Mahan passed by, he saw Chikor, who had been beaten with a long bag on his head, thrown out the door.
Chikor covered his head pitifully, and said, "You're too stingy! Didn't you just sleep on top of you! Throw me out in the middle of the night..."
Shu Jiu stayed in the underworld for two days, almost growing hair, and there is no news about life and death.
When Zhafu came out from the front hall, Shu Jiu was squatting bored on the ground in the garden, watching Chikor rolling and having fun in the flowers.
Zha Fu came over and said, "I'm going out for a while, will you come with me?"
Shu Jiu's eyes lit up immediately, and he said, "Can I go out?"
Chicole's ears trembled, and he said, "Great! Do you want to go out to play!"
Chafu said, "If you want to go out, just go."
Because life is impermanent and death has no part, Zha Fu drives by himself, and Shu Jiu sits in the co-pilot, always feeling like a prison release. After holding it for a long time, even the outside air feels very fresh!
Zha Fu was going to sign the contract, and Shu Jiu was also very familiar with the place, that is, that vampire stationed in the New Oriental embassy.
Chikor and Shu Jiu were waiting outside, and Chikor said angrily, "The male god cooperates with a despicable race like a vampire, which really lowers the grade of the male god!"
Shu Jiu watched Chikor go crazy, and ignored him. Zha Fu came out quickly, and within 10 minutes, he sat back in the car and said, "You can go back."
The car drove to the intersection and just encountered a red light. Zha Fu stopped the car, and saw a silver sports car opposite at a fast speed. He didn't intend to stop when he was at the intersection, and drove through the red light with a "swish" sound. As we passed by, many cars honked their horns.
Chikor leaned on the window and muttered, "It's too unqualified to drive such a nice car."
Shu Jiu looked at the passing car, although the sports car was extremely fast, it just disappeared in a flash, but Shu Jiu could see it clearly.
Shu Jiu sat up straight suddenly, and said to Zha Fu, "It's him! I saw it just now!"
Chicole said, "Shu Jiu, are you talking nonsense? What are you talking about?"
Shu Jiu was very anxious and said, "Hurry up, it's that person, I saw myself just now! It must be him in the face against me!"
Zhafu narrowed his eyes, stepped on the accelerator, and suddenly turned his head from the back of the road to chase back. Chikor was sitting in the back seat, and he threw the parking space by him, and "bang" threw it on the car window to make a mural ...
The silver-gray sports car is very fast, but it's a good car if it can't hold back Master Mingzhu, and it's not a cover for speeding up.
Shu Jiu's heart was beating violently. Although he only saw it for a moment, the feeling of the other person's face against his was enough to send chills down his spine. Seeing that he had already seen the silver-gray sports car, he was about to When catching up.
Zha Fu stepped on the brake suddenly, and a black shadow leaped across from the front of the car. Shu Jiu felt a huge momentum coming over, and almost turned the car over.
Then there was a loud bang, and the windshield of the black Bentley burst open as if it had been hit by something. Shu Jiu quickly closed her eyes, and was immediately protected by something in her arms.
Shu Jiu opened his eyes, only to see Zha Fu standing in front of him, with glass shards all over his back.
Shu Jiu panicked and said, "How is it? Are you injured?"
As he spoke, he saw a piece of glass pierced on the back of Zha Fu's hand, and red blood was coming out.
Zha Fu let go of Shu Jiu, did not answer him, held a yellow talisman in his hand, and suddenly threw the yellow talisman from between the shattered windshield, Shu Jiu only heard a mournful howl, and the yellow talisman turned into A black chain bound the black shadow with a "crash".
The black shadow struggled, making the chain rattle, but he never struggled to break free from the shackles. The black shadow slowly emerged, and it turned out to be a green-faced, fang-toothed evil spirit.
Chafu glanced at the evil spirit indifferently.
The wide road was empty of people, and even the traffic lights at the intersections had turned into warning lights for slowing down.
A bicycle came slowly, driving alone on the deserted road.
Not long after, a red sports car drove over from the opposite side. The sports car was so fast that it honked its horn all the way and rushed across the intersection. When passing the bicycle, there was only a loud "bang", and the red sports car suddenly plunged into the isolation zone .
The sports car smashed through the isolation barrier, and the speed did not decrease at all, and it knocked the bicycle opposite the isolation barrier into the air.
In an instant, the cyclist flew out and hit the curb, leaving a pool of blood on the ground.
Only then did the sports car stop crookedly. After a long time, the door of the sports car opened, and a woman in a red dress and red high-heeled shoes got out of the sports car.
She seemed to be very drunk, she staggered around when she walked, squatted down and vomited while holding the front cover of the machine, then looked around in a daze, then got into the car again, and closed the door with a "bang".
Reverse the car, drive away on a rampage...
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Daji looked at Shu Jiu in surprise, with a look of being struck by lightning, and said, "Shu Jiu? You... Shu Jiu, have you been reincarnated? Have you been reincarnated as a woman in this life? How big is your reincarnation? God, I Are you getting old again, time is not forgiving~"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Jiu has a dark face, but now he looks pure and cute, even with a dark face, he still has a youthful and cute expression.
Si Youfen poked his head out from the driver's seat and said with a smile, "Yo, Shu Jiu, why did you change your style today?"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Jiu's face darkened again.
It's rare for Huo Wuchang to speak, but he still has a paralyzed face, not like Daji's surprised face, nor his dead face smiling, but said lightly: "It suits him very well."
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Jiu's face has turned black into Mrs. Bao's, the same color as the bottom of the pot, and she may go berserk at any time.
In contrast, Zha Fu just smiled and said, "Go in first."
Only then did Daji look shocked, and let Zha Fu and Shu Jiu go in.
Fu Lu Shouxi sat on the stone lion's head outside the door and waited. Chikor looked inside eagerly and said, "I want to go in too. This is the Hades!"
Ah Shou said: "You are a Western race, so it's not good to go in, you're spying on business secrets."
Ah Xi looked at Ah Shou with his eyes, and said humbly, "Isn't this your hometown? Why don't you go in?"
Ah Shou smiled, leaned over with a shy face, and said, "Didn't I accompany you, I will only go in if you go in, and I won't go in if you don't go in."
Axi's face softened a bit, but he still snorted coldly.
Ah Shou said again: "Besides, this is not my hometown, this is my office. I am a ghost with a house in the underworld."
Ah Fu looked adoring, and said: "Wow! Ah Shou, you are amazing, the prices in the underworld are so high, you even bought a house!"
Ah Shou nodded and said, "It's a big house."
Ah Xi gave a "cut" and said, "That's right, the majestic Pluto of the ten halls is full of people's fat and people's anointing, how can he not be able to afford a house?"
A Shou continued to smile and said to A Xi: "How about we go to see the house some other day?"
Axi glanced at him and said, "What are you doing with me?"
Ah Shou smiled and said it naturally, "Of course he did that kind of thing."
Ah Xi glared at him, his transparent complexion turned red, and said sternly, "Get lost!"
When Shu Jiu entered the underworld, Bao Si heard that Lord Underworld had returned, so she came out in a pretty dress, but saw Lord Underworld walking side by side with a young and beautiful beauty, she was stunned as if she had been struck into scum by lightning.
The next second, Bao Si suddenly rushed back to the room.
* Hades VIP dating chat room *
The Beacon Lady Bao Si: Urgent report! ! !Urgent report! ! ! !
Bao Si: A Shocking Secret! ! !
Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty: evildoer, what kind of fuss is made
Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty: ...
The Beacon's Lady Bao Si: It's about the shocking secret of Lord Underworld! ! !
Taibai Punishment, the son of Baidi: Hey, I like to hear secrets the most
The Beacon Lady Baosi: Brother Taibai is better~
Taibai, the son of Baidi, punishes God: What is the secret?
The romantic talent Tang Bohu: Onlookers
The Kuafu Who Chases the Sun: Front Row
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: cough cough
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: I think it is not good for us to openly gossip about Mr. Mingzhu in the chat room Bao Si: Don’t worry, my lord~
The Beacon Lady Bao Si: Master Ming will not spy on the screen! !
Baosi, the Beacon of the Beacon: My lord is very busy now! !
Taibai, the son of Baidi, punishes God: Touching the chin seems to be a big secret
The Beacon Lady Bao Si: Of course it's a big secret!
The Beacon Lady Bao Si: It turns out that Master Ming is not GAY! ! !
The romantic talent Tang Bohu: No?
Kuafu who chased the sun: Last time, didn’t you and Daji still cry and say yes?
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: cough cough
Bao Si: I just saw Master Hades bring a little beauty into Hades! ! ! !
Taibai, the son of the White Emperor, punishes the God: beautiful woman
Taibai, the son of Baidi, punishes the gods: it seems that the hero is sad and the beauty is off
Confidante Daji:! ! ! ! ! ! !
Confidante Daji: Shocking secret! ! !
Taibai, the son of Baidi, punishes God: What is the shocking secret?
The romantic talent Tang Bohu: Onlookers
The Kuafu Who Chases the Sun: Front Row
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: cough cough
Confidante Boming Daji: Let me tell you! ! !That little beauty who was brought in by Lord Underworld! ! !
Confidante Daji: Actually, it's Shu Jiu! ! !
Taibai, the son of Baidi, punishes God: Is my memory confused?Isn't Shu Jiu a man?
Confidante Daji: Shu Jiu is indeed a man! !But he has been reincarnated!
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: No, in the book of life and death in this government, Shu Jiuyang's life is not over, and there is no record of Shu Jiu's untimely death.
The romantic genius Tang Bohu: I see!
The Merry Talent Tang Bohu: From Male to Female
Merry Tang Bohu: I have recently studied a lot of BL novels about male-to-female
The romantic talent Tang Bohu: quite cute
Confidante Daji: =口=
The Beacon Lady Bao Si: = mouth 0
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: cough cough...
Shu Jiu entered the living room, still holding back her laughter.
Huo Wuchang patted him on the back and said, "Laugh if you want to, don't hold back."
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Jiu glared at Huo Wuchang, then sat down and said: "I woke up early this morning and it's like this, I don't know what the hell I saw, and I didn't feel any breath from Fu Lu Shou Xi, what can I do to make it better?" Change back?"
Zha Fu said: "If you want to change back, you must first find someone to change your body with, at least know her name."
Shu Jiu said: "I don't know! I don't know who this is. It's okay if she's a star, but I don't know this face."
Si Youfen smiled and said: "You look pretty good now, I think it's better not to change it, to save trouble."
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Jiu decided to automatically block Shi Youfen's speech, and said, "Why would someone switch bodies with me?"
Before Zha Fu could speak, Shi Youfen spoke again with a smile, "I've seen a few cases of body swaps, but they were all swapping men with men, women with women, and I've never seen a man turn into a woman. "
Shu Jiu: "..."
Huo Wuchang said with a paralyzed face, "It's probably because Shu Jiu's fate is extremely yin, and generally only women's fates are similar."
Shu Jiu looked sweaty and said, "So the other party knows me? So I traded my body? But I don't remember knowing this face."
Zha Fu said, "The other party may not know you."
Shu Jiu: "Didn't you say you want to know the name?"
Zha Fu said: "The other party can find someone with a similar fate to swap at random, but if you want to swap back, it is impossible to swap casually."
Shu Jiu: "..."
It just makes sense!
Shu Jiu said: "Then she is a woman, what does she want my body for?"
After Shu Jiu finished speaking, there was only one word left in his mind - Zimo.
It seems that Fu Lu Shou Xi played mahjong too much...
Death Youfen said with a smile: "A woman swapped your body, it must be an accident. I just said that life is impermanent. Your fate is generally only possessed by women, especially this kind of Yin fate. 1000 years There won't be one."
Zha Fu said: "Generally, the body is secretly changed, and it is used to drive away evil spirits and prevent disasters."
Shu Jiu trembled and said, "Exorcism? Prevent disaster? That is to say, the other party wants me to prevent disaster for her?"
Zha Fu nodded and said, "Maybe he was cursed by the evil spirit, or maybe he was haunted by the evil spirit. After the evil spirit takes revenge, he can exchange his body back."
Shu Jiu: "This is too evil, how can I switch back now? I don't want to wear this woman's skin for the rest of my life!"
Si Youfen said with a smile: "Don't worry, people who have this kind of practice that can change their physical bodies must be registered Taoist priests. Go check it out later, maybe you can find it."
Shu Jiu was a little dumbfounded, and said, "Are there still registered ones?"
Si Youfen said: "Of course, we are very strict in our management. Only those who have obtained the qualification certificate can be Taoist priests in the world."
Shu Jiu: "..."
Although Shi Youfen was joking, his movements were still very nimble, and he quickly went through the records.
As soon as there is a difference between impermanence and death, Zha Fu never spoke, Shu Jiu had nothing to say, and was a little silent for a while.
Shu Jiu felt that when he faced Zha Fu, he always had this delicate atmosphere, and it had happened several times!Especially now that he is still wearing a woman's face, the atmosphere is even more subtle, and the subtle Shu Jiu feels uncomfortable all over.
Shu Jiu opened his mouth and said, "That..."
Zha Fu looked up at him and motioned for Shu Jiu to continue, but Shu Jiu's heart was pounding when he looked at him like this. To be honest, Zha Fu was too good-looking. Chop, but it's been a long time, and sometimes Zhafu is quite gentle. Although he doesn't say anything, he has helped a lot.
Shu Jiu said, "Well, that's right...Thank you for helping to find Axi yesterday."
Zhafu said, "I didn't help much."
Shu Jiu coughed, and complained in her heart whether Zha Fu would chat, and ended her topic with one sentence, it couldn't be better!
Shu Jiu thought for a while, then found another topic, and said, "Er... well, how did you find out that it was mine? Neither Fu Lu Shouxi nor Chicole recognized it was me this morning."
Zha Fu himself was drinking tea, and when he heard him talking, he put down the cup and glanced at Shu Jiu. Shu Jiu felt that his whole body was hairy and his back was numb, so he swallowed dryly, waiting for Zha Fu to speak .
After a while, Zha Fu opened his eyes and said lightly: "You have a familiar feeling."
Shu Jiu laughed dryly, and turned his eyes away, thinking to himself, he must have been affected by this body, why did he find Zha Fu very attractive!
Just crazy.
Fortunately, life and death and impermanence did not last long.
Si Youfen walked in, frowned slightly, and said, "My lord, I checked the records just now, and none of the ascetics and Taoist priests with this kind of practice have reported this incident."
Shu Jiu was instantly struck by lightning, her heart was broken, and she said, "I can't find it? What should I do?"
Zha Fu said: "Since it is a random exchange, it is inevitable that the exchanger's fate is the same as Shu Jiu, or the closest. It is absolutely impossible to have the same fate as Shu Jiu. This point has been ruled out, so it must be the closest."
Huo Wuchang said: "This subordinate will investigate now."
Zha Fu nodded his head, and followed suit, saying, "Let's go together."
When impermanence and death are separated, Zhafu said: "You have stayed in the underworld recently, and you still don't know what the ghosts who haunt the swappers are like. To destroy your present physical body."
With a bitter face, Shu Jiu said, "I'm just provoking someone."
Chafu said: "Your room is still available, you can move in directly."
Shu Jiu could only nod her head and say, "Thank you."
Shu Jiu went to the gate of the underworld and told Fu Lu Shouxi that Fu Lu Shouxi would not enter the underworld, and they were relieved with Zha Fu beside them, so they went home.
Although Chikor really wanted to take a trip to Hades for a few days, he had no choice but to go home with Fu Lu Shou Xi.
Shu Jiu sent away the four ghosts and one stupid ha, and walked back. He was really moved. He didn't expect to live in the Hades again in his lifetime. For the first time, he didn't know where it was, but felt that it was everywhere. Snake spirit disease, now I know what this place is, it turns out that the people who live here are not snake spirit disease but demons and goblins...
Shu Jiu stood by the Wangchuan River, looking at the red river water and the six swift eddies, he couldn't help but think of that strange dream, in which he was wearing a white robe, walking along the bitter bamboo pontoon bridge, walking through thick In the thick fog, I saw the desolate Baiguitai.
Shu Jiu looked at the long bitter bamboo pontoon bridge, and couldn't help being a little dazed. Just as he was in a trance, he heard the sound of "clang—clang—clang—" in his ears, which was sinister.
Shu Jiu shuddered, and looked back, it turned out that Granny Meng, who was holding a soup bowl and leaning on a cane, came over.
Granny Meng narrowed her eyes with a smile, her face was full of creases, and said, "Young man, what are you looking at?"
Shu Jiu's eyelids trembled, now that she looks like this, only Granny Meng would call her a young man, it's a bit awkward.
Grandma Meng continued, "Some people see with naked eyes, so they can't see anything. Some people see with wisdom eyes, so they see the most thoroughly."
As she spoke, she turned her head, looked at Shu Jiu and said, "What did you see...is it the past or the future?"
Shu Jiu always felt that Meng Po and Grandma's words were eerie, so she trembled unconsciously.
Grandma didn't say any more, she just smiled "Oh hehe", leaned on her crutch again, and left with a "clang-clang-clang--".
Shu Jiu looked at Granny Meng's back, and listening to her words, she always felt that there was something in her words, as if she meant something, but it was too profound for Shu Jiu, and Shu Jiu had no idea what the other party was trying to say.
Shu Jiu lived alone in the guest room. At night, she heard "ding ding dong dong" outside. She couldn't tell what the sound was, but it was a bit like the sound of iron chains hitting.
Shu Jiu pushed open the door, and Ma Han happened to pass by his door. The little angel Ma Han was holding a bowl in his hand and chopsticks in his right hand. His bowl was full of candles...
Shu Jiu looked at Ma Han's bowl, and the corners of her eyes twitched.
When Ma Han saw Shu Jiu, he approached him enthusiastically, raised the bowl in his hand, and said, "Mr. Shu, do you want supper?"
Shu Jiu: "No... no need, thank you."
Ma Han said: "Mr. Shu, you're welcome. This is a supper made by grandma. It's delicious."
Shu Jiu twitched her brows again, and said, "What's that sound? Is the Underworld renovated?"
Ma Han said with a smile: "No, this voice is a ghost sent to send away the reincarnated ghosts. Because there are quite a lot of reincarnated ghosts today, we have to work overtime, so grandma specially prepared supper for us."
Shu Jiu's eyebrows twitched for the third time...
It's not easy to be a civil servant in Hades, and you have to work overtime.
Ma Han said: "Mr. Shu, I have nothing else to do, I'm busy today."
Shu Jiu nodded and said, "I won't keep you busy."
Only then did Ma Han joyfully hold his bowl and ran away without a trace.
Although Shu Jiu is curious about what ghost reincarnation looks like, Shu Jiu knows what kind of physique he is, so he will not try to kill himself, and if something bad happens, it will be broken.
Shu Jiu went back to the house and turned on the TV, which was broadcasting traffic news. In fact, Shu Jiu didn't like to watch traffic news because they were all bloody things.
I happened to catch the news about a vicious incident that happened at [-] o'clock the night before yesterday. A red sports car was speeding, crashed into the barrier, and then hit a bicycle driving on the opposite side.
Shu Jiu watched the call back from the surveillance video, frowning all over his body, and always felt very scary. Although he couldn't see what the car owner squatting on the ground looked like, the car owner must be throwing up, he must have been drunk. I didn't realize that I hit someone, and after the collision, I got into the car and left.
Shu Jiu was not in the mood to watch TV anymore, and just after turning off the TV, she heard someone talking outside.
Shu Jiu opened the door, Wang Chao Ma Han happened to walk over, Shu Jiu said, "What's wrong?"
Wang Chao said: "There is one less ghost sent by the ghost messenger to reincarnate."
Shu Jiu said, "One is missing?"
Ma Han said: "Among the ghosts who have been reincarnated throughout history, there are many who do not want to be reincarnated, and then run away secretly."
Shu Jiu nodded, and closed the door again, he still planned to stay in the room honestly, if the ghost didn't run out, it would be a disaster if he found him.
Fortunately, Shu Jiu wasn't too worried. Although he was worried all night, everything was fine.
When Shu Jiu woke up the next day, she felt that she hadn't had enough sleep, and couldn't sleep well all night.
Shu Jiu was quite bored staying in Hades, and had nothing to do. Even Daji and Baosi, who were very considerate to him before, would ignore him when they saw him.
When Shu Jiu was bored, Ma Han knocked on the door and said, "Mr. Shu, someone is looking for you."
Shu Jiu said, "Who is it?"
Ma Han made up his mind and said, "He said he was your friend, uh... a dog, or a dog carrying a notebook..."
Shu Jiu immediately created a picture in his mind, a hand-sized Chicole, round and round, carrying his laptop on his back...
Shu Jiu hurried out, only to see that Chikor was carrying a computer bag bigger than him on his back, which must be his notebook!
Chikor was standing in the courtyard of Hades with big curious eyes, looking left and right, as if entering the city for the first time.
Shu Jiu walked over, Chikle's eyes lit up suddenly, his big ice blue eyes flickered, and he rushed past, saying: "Shu Jiu! Shu Jiu! Look how good I am, I know You have nothing to do, I will send you a computer!"
Shu Jiu took off the computer bag from his back, thinking how many pairs of eyes Chikor would have to pay attention to just running all the way here, the rate of turning heads must be higher than that of celebrities, and it might be published in entertainment magazines tomorrow, " Huskies carry computer bags across × Jing"!
Chikor was very excited, and whispered: "Shu Jiu, is this the Hades? It's my first time here, can you take me around? Ah! That's the Observatory! Why isn't Granny Meng here? I heard Said that Po Meng is a kind old lady! Ah! What is that over there! Is that river the Wangchuan River! The Six Souls Dao! I faintly saw a whirlpool, my God! I saw the real Six Souls Dao! It's really red! Shu Jiu, can I take a photo with the male god on the bitter bamboo floating bridge? This is my lifelong wish!"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Chikor kept talking, his eyes shining brightly.
Shu Jiu interrupted him and said, "You didn't come here to entertain the computer, did you? You came here to visit Hades under a pretense, right?"
Chicole: "..."
Chikor raised his paw, touched his dog's face, then raised his head, looked at Shu Jiu with suspicion, and said, "Shu Jiu, am I really so obvious?"
Shu Jiu laughed dryly and said, "It's not too obvious."
Chikor became excited again, grabbed Shu Jiu's trouser legs, and said, "Shu Jiu, Shu Jiu, when do you think it would be better for me to ask the male god to sign? When will the male god be in a good mood? I will say the male god My lord, I am your brainless fan! Will this appear too brainless? Does the male god like more rational fans?"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Jiu glanced at the bewildered Chikor with sweat on his face, then turned around and left silently.
Chikor quickly followed, grabbed Shu Jiu's pants, was dragged by Shu Jiu to rub on the ground, and said: "Shu Jiu... Shu Jiu... Look, I brought you a computer, you let me stay with you Stay here for a few days! I just want to stare silently at the male god, I know that the male god's heart is on you, and I will never snatch it!"
The veins on Shu Jiu's forehead thumped and he said, "Shut up."
Chikor twitched his nose and looked at Shu Jiu pitifully.
Shu Jiu said, "One more word and I'll throw you out."
Chikor nodded vigorously, and said: "Don't worry, I have always been a rational fan. As the chairman of the Master Mingzhu support club, I have always told fans that they must be rational to pursue stars. Nasty!"
Shu Jiu rubbed her forehead helplessly, and said, "Also, let go of your paws, my pants are about to fall off!"
Chicole quickly let go of his paw, patted Shu Jiu, and said, "It's okay, it didn't fall off, I forgot that you are a beautiful sister now, men and women are different, I will pay attention next time."
Shu Jiu: "..."
Chikor followed Shu Jiu in and said, "How many days can I live here? Ten days? Twenty days? Just let me live for a year! By the way, can I meet the male god on the bitter bamboo pontoon bridge?" Take a photo?"
Shu Jiu automatically blocked his words, and said: "Can you stay here and ask your male god, this is his place, and I can't make the decision."
Chikor suddenly said very sadly: "But the male god is usually as cold as the cold wind in winter, I'm afraid he will reject me, Shu Jiu, you are my good friend! Can you tell me something for me?"
Shu Jiu said, "However I say it will work?"
Chikor said: "Of course, although the male god treats other people like a cold wind in winter, he treats you like a warm morning sun in winter."
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Jiu looked down at Chicole, and said, "Did you not like reading horror novels recently, and changed your story?"
Chikor opened his eyes wide, and asked solemnly: "Shu Jiu, you even know this? You are too good, Shu Jiu!"
Although Lord Underworld has always been like the icy cold wind in winter, Chikor stayed in the end.
Shu Jiu took the computer and connected to the Internet in the house, so he was no longer bored, and started to fiddle with his own flower shop. He hadn't been to the flower shop for a while, and Ali Jiji had several people poke him, but because Shu Jiu I didn't reply in time, and naturally there was no order in the end.
Shu Jiu is not like these gang of underworld civil servants who have a salary to support him. If he does not run a flower shop, let alone be scared to death by ghosts, even if he is not scared to death by ghosts, he will be starved to death!
Business has been relatively sluggish these past few days, but fortunately, there is still a little savings from before.
Chikor visited the underworld for a day. Daji and Baosi were very attentive to Chikle. Even the little angel Mahan was very surprised and said, "Mr. Shu, you actually know foreigners? And it's such a powerful werewolf." noble?"
Shu Jiu looked at Chikor's furry belly lying on his back, and Daji and Baosi surrounded him on the left and right, smiling and courteous, and said, "Is Chikor very powerful?"
Ma Han said: "Of course, I have been a ghost messenger for so many years, and this is the first time I have seen a western nobleman, and the werewolf is said to be violent and bloodthirsty, very difficult to control, and not friendly to humans. I didn't expect that Mr. Mr. Shu is really amazing to be a werewolf as a friend."
The corner of Shu Jiu's mouth twitched. In fact, what kind of violence and bloodthirsty was invented by werewolves to beautify their image?No matter how you look at it, Chikor is just a joke!
Chikor hugged left and right with joy, and had completely forgotten about the male god.
Shu Jiu was walking alone in the yard, it was already dark, no ghosts came to reincarnate today, the whole yard was quiet.
The red river water was illuminated by the dim moonlight, and there were sparkling ripples. Zhafu was standing in the pavilion by the river, watching the river quietly.
Just as Shu Jiu got a little closer, Zha Fu immediately spotted him and turned his head.
Shu Jiu didn't want to go there, but since Zha Fu had seen it, if he turned around and left suddenly, it would be as if he had done something shameful, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk over.
Shu Jiu said: "I heard that a reincarnated ghost ran away yesterday? Did you find it in the end?"
Zha Fu shook his head slightly, and said, "Many ghosts are unwilling to be reincarnated...because they are unwilling to forget their obsessions in this life."
Shu Jiu nodded half understanding.
Zha Fu said: "I haven't found any news from Huowuchang."
Shu Jiu shrugged and said, "Although I'm not in a hurry, if my body really breaks down, will I be a woman for the rest of my life?"
Zha Fu didn't speak, but glanced sideways at him, there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, facing the soft moonlight, Zha Fu's face was rarely covered with a layer of gentleness.
Shu Jiu lost his mind for a moment, this smile was so familiar, so familiar that a soreness surged in Shu Jiu's heart, something was taking root and sprouting, as if it was eager to break out of the ground.
"cough……"
Shu Jiu coughed, looked away, and said, "It's all my parents' inability to give birth, so they gave me such a fate."
Zhafu said: "Your fate, others can't ask for it in a few lifetimes."
Shu Jiu said, "Damn fate, what's going on?"
Zhafu said: "This kind of destiny can make the cultivator get twice the result with half the effort. It only needs a small half of other people's efforts to achieve a cultivation level that is difficult for others to achieve in a lifetime."
Shu Jiu curled her lips and said, "For an ordinary person like me, it's really too extravagant, that's why there are so many things."
After Shu Jiu finished speaking, she suddenly said: "Is there any way to crack my fate? Make it a little more 'friendly'?"
As he said, Zha Fu glanced at him, Shu Jiu was very puzzled why Zha Fu suddenly cast such a gaze, which always felt very meaningful.
Shu Jiu touched her face and said, "Did you get dropped again?"
Chafu shook his head and said, "There is a way."
"There is a way!"
Shu Jiu's eyes lit up immediately, and said, "Is there really a way? Great, what is the way!"
Zha Fu paused, and then said lightly: "Double cultivation."
Shu Jiu was still immersed in the excitement of "there is a way", and said along the way: "Great, double cultivation is good! Both..."
He spoke in general, dumbfounded, and said, "Double what..."
In Shu Jiu's mind, the scene of Ah Lu with a paralyzed face coaxing Ah Fu to "practice" was completely filled in, and Ah Fu was still diligently trying to...keep up with the speed of Ah Lu's "practice".
There was no unnecessary expression on Zha Fu's face, and he repeated a very common thing, saying: "Double cultivation is not a heretical way, it can allow practitioners to complement each other and help each other."
Shu Jiu wiped her face with her hand, and said with a painful expression, "Forget it, forget it...let me go to hell for the rest of my life."
Shu Jiu went back to the room in a daze, his mind was full of the word "Shuangxiu", as if he had been poisoned and couldn't help himself, and his mind was full of Zha Fu's meaningful look at him.
Shu Jiu didn't even pay attention when Chikor entered the door happily and showed him how attentive the beauties from the East were to him.
In the middle of the night, Shu Jiu fell into a drowsy sleep, as if he had dreamed of something. A man in white was sitting by the red river of Wangchuan, as if he was waiting for someone. Shu Jiu didn't know who he was waiting for, but time After a long time, Shu Jiu felt that the man was actually herself, and she had been sitting here, waiting...
A man in black clothes and a black robe slowly came out of the thick fog. Shu Jiu squinted his eyes to look at him. The thick fog made the man's face unreal. When he got closer, Shu Jiu felt the familiar breath. It's Zhafu...
The man bent down and gently stroked Shu Jiu's cheek. Shu Jiu's throat rolled with difficulty, and the man actually took the initiative to kiss Shu Jiu's lips. The gentle kiss made Shu Jiu a little obsessed.
Just when Shu Jiu was in a trance, the black-robed man had already untied his white shirt, kissing down his neck, and the two figures overlapped ambiguously.
It was a dream, Shu Jiu told himself, but the weight on his chest made Shu Jiu unable to breathe, and he sat up suddenly.
The little angel Ma Han was on duty in the front yard of Hades, and was happily nibbling on a joss stick, when she heard a loud shout from the inner yard, which seemed to be Mr. Shu's voice, and she was very angry.
"Checole, you stupid dog, get the hell out of here! You're crushing me to death!"
When Mahan passed by, he saw Chikor, who had been beaten with a long bag on his head, thrown out the door.
Chikor covered his head pitifully, and said, "You're too stingy! Didn't you just sleep on top of you! Throw me out in the middle of the night..."
Shu Jiu stayed in the underworld for two days, almost growing hair, and there is no news about life and death.
When Zhafu came out from the front hall, Shu Jiu was squatting bored on the ground in the garden, watching Chikor rolling and having fun in the flowers.
Zha Fu came over and said, "I'm going out for a while, will you come with me?"
Shu Jiu's eyes lit up immediately, and he said, "Can I go out?"
Chicole's ears trembled, and he said, "Great! Do you want to go out to play!"
Chafu said, "If you want to go out, just go."
Because life is impermanent and death has no part, Zha Fu drives by himself, and Shu Jiu sits in the co-pilot, always feeling like a prison release. After holding it for a long time, even the outside air feels very fresh!
Zha Fu was going to sign the contract, and Shu Jiu was also very familiar with the place, that is, that vampire stationed in the New Oriental embassy.
Chikor and Shu Jiu were waiting outside, and Chikor said angrily, "The male god cooperates with a despicable race like a vampire, which really lowers the grade of the male god!"
Shu Jiu watched Chikor go crazy, and ignored him. Zha Fu came out quickly, and within 10 minutes, he sat back in the car and said, "You can go back."
The car drove to the intersection and just encountered a red light. Zha Fu stopped the car, and saw a silver sports car opposite at a fast speed. He didn't intend to stop when he was at the intersection, and drove through the red light with a "swish" sound. As we passed by, many cars honked their horns.
Chikor leaned on the window and muttered, "It's too unqualified to drive such a nice car."
Shu Jiu looked at the passing car, although the sports car was extremely fast, it just disappeared in a flash, but Shu Jiu could see it clearly.
Shu Jiu sat up straight suddenly, and said to Zha Fu, "It's him! I saw it just now!"
Chicole said, "Shu Jiu, are you talking nonsense? What are you talking about?"
Shu Jiu was very anxious and said, "Hurry up, it's that person, I saw myself just now! It must be him in the face against me!"
Zhafu narrowed his eyes, stepped on the accelerator, and suddenly turned his head from the back of the road to chase back. Chikor was sitting in the back seat, and he threw the parking space by him, and "bang" threw it on the car window to make a mural ...
The silver-gray sports car is very fast, but it's a good car if it can't hold back Master Mingzhu, and it's not a cover for speeding up.
Shu Jiu's heart was beating violently. Although he only saw it for a moment, the feeling of the other person's face against his was enough to send chills down his spine. Seeing that he had already seen the silver-gray sports car, he was about to When catching up.
Zha Fu stepped on the brake suddenly, and a black shadow leaped across from the front of the car. Shu Jiu felt a huge momentum coming over, and almost turned the car over.
Then there was a loud bang, and the windshield of the black Bentley burst open as if it had been hit by something. Shu Jiu quickly closed her eyes, and was immediately protected by something in her arms.
Shu Jiu opened his eyes, only to see Zha Fu standing in front of him, with glass shards all over his back.
Shu Jiu panicked and said, "How is it? Are you injured?"
As he spoke, he saw a piece of glass pierced on the back of Zha Fu's hand, and red blood was coming out.
Zha Fu let go of Shu Jiu, did not answer him, held a yellow talisman in his hand, and suddenly threw the yellow talisman from between the shattered windshield, Shu Jiu only heard a mournful howl, and the yellow talisman turned into A black chain bound the black shadow with a "crash".
The black shadow struggled, making the chain rattle, but he never struggled to break free from the shackles. The black shadow slowly emerged, and it turned out to be a green-faced, fang-toothed evil spirit.
Chafu glanced at the evil spirit indifferently.
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