hell flower shop
Chapter 67 Song Yang 1
Zhang Xin seemed to be stimulated, his eyes were a little dull, and he murmured: "Retribution, it's all retribution..."
Shu Henian said: "I always feel that the style of the ghost deeds I made a few times has changed, and I have gone the route of getting what I deserve. If it is said that I deserve what I deserve, isn't he the one who deserves to die?"
Shu Jiu shook her head, still puzzled.
Shu Henian was startled suddenly, and said, "It's terrible!"
Shu Jiu said, "What's wrong?"
Shu Henian said, "Peng Xiaoman!"
Shu Jiu was also surprised, Peng Xiaoman had a car accident, not in the theater, but in the hospital, if that "adult" wanted to avenge Cui Jing, he would kill Peng Xiaoman as well.
When Shu Jiu and Shu Henian arrived in a hurry, they saw Zha Fu standing outside the emergency room. The red light was on in the emergency room, and an operation was being performed inside.
Shu Jiu said, "How is Peng Xiaoman?"
Zhafu just said: "Her life is approaching."
Shu Henian said, "Eh? Is that what's written in the book of life and death? Didn't the adult who avenged Cui Jing come here?"
Zha Fu suddenly said, "Come here."
Shu Jiu and Shu Henian immediately looked at him in surprise.
Zha Fu said calmly: "We fought each other, and he was against the flesh."
Shu Jiu said: "Flesh body? Could it be Song Yang's body? Isn't Song Yang's body stolen?"
Zha Fu shook his head and said, "It's impossible to be Song Yang in terms of stature. His physical stature is very tall, and he is not as thin as Song Yang."
Shu Henian said: "It's hard for me to understand who would steal Song Yang's body."
Shu Jiu said: "Maybe Song Yang's physical body has been fed with rhino horn incense for a long time, and aura will gather on it for a period of time, which is easy to drive."
The lights in the operating room were quickly turned off. As Zha Fu said, even if there was no adult who came to revenge, Peng Xiaoman’s time had come. The moment the operating lights were turned off, a ghost wandered in. It must be To hook Peng Xiaoman's soul.
As for the adult who made the ghost contract, either they have never met each other, or they are unwilling to speak out, Shu Jiu and the others have no clue, and recently this hidden adult has always played cards out of routine, as if he was a different person It seemed that it completely overturned Shu Jiu's understanding of him.
Shu Jiu was tidying up his flower shop when a call came in. He picked up the phone and saw that it was an unknown caller. He didn't know why the number was blocked. When he picked it up curiously, he heard something that could almost make his ears pregnant. laughter.
Shu Jiu immediately got goosebumps, this deep and slightly hoarse voice knew without thinking that death had something to do with it.
As soon as Shi Youfen came up, he smiled and said, "Shu Jiu, can you do me a favor?"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Jiu paused, and said, "Shouldn't the first sentence on the phone be, 'Hello'?"
Death has its share: "..."
Shu Henian said, "Whose phone is it?"
Shu Jiu said, "Death has its share."
Shu Henian said strangely: "Is there a share in death?"
Shu Jiu said, "Yes, he said he invited me to dinner."
As soon as he talked about eating, Chikor, who was lying on the blanket, suddenly raised his round dog's head, looked at Shu Jiu with big ice blue eyes, and said, "Do you have oyster sauce?"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Henian: "..."
Shu Jiu said: "He said he had something to ask me, and he wanted to treat me to a meal."
As Shu Jiu said, she put on her coat and was about to go out. Shu Henian also put on her down jacket and said, "If you don't want to eat for free, I'll go too."
Chikor hurried over and said, "I, me, me, take me, and I will eat too!"
Shu Jiu: "...the restaurant won't let pets in."
Chikor said: "I can transform into a human form. This form just reduces my consumption."
As he spoke, he paused for a moment on his furry chest, and in the next second, with a "poof", he transformed into a human form...
And it's a naked man.
Before Ah Fu saw anything, Ah Lu covered his eyes with his big hand. Ah Lu said blankly, "President Needle Eye."
Ah Fu nodded obediently and said, "Oh."
Ah Shou: "..."
A Xi:"……"
Seeing Chikor, Shu Jiu twitched his forehead, pulled the tablecloth off the table, threw it on his face, and said, "Cover it, exhibitionist."
Shu Henian said: "You are so exposed every day, no wonder Yan Xu doesn't like you."
Chikle immediately exploded, and said: "Who said that! Who said that nasty swordsman hunter doesn't like me! Now he is simply obedient to me, and he likes me so much!"
Both Shu Jiu and Shu Henian were smiling, with a deep meaning in their smiles, and Axi said, "I think you're talking about yourself, right?"
Ah Shou said, "But, a werewolf becomes a loyal dog."
Chicole: "..."
Chikor put on his clothes, and then went out with Shu Jiu and Shu Henian.
The place they met was very expensive, and it was a famous "black shop" in Beijing, but there was a special treat for them, Shu Jiu felt that it would be useless not to go.
There are both death and impermanence. When death sees Shu Jiu walking in, he waved his hand with a smile and said, "Shu Jiu, this way."
As soon as he spoke, many people immediately looked back at him. After all, the voice of death is too outstanding, with a demagogic magnetism. Whether it is a man or a woman, they will feel their heart beat faster when they hear it. When it came to the dead face, I couldn't help shaking my head regretfully, such a nice voice, but such a weird face.
Of course they don't know that death has a part to wear a mask.
Shu Jiu walked over and sat down.
Immediately, Shu Jiu noticed the pair of rings worn by Huo Wuchang and Shi You, raised her eyebrows, and said, "Is it so high-profile?"
Shu Henian also noticed it, and immediately opened his eyes wide, but the focus was different, and he said with a bright eye: "My God, the diamond is so big!"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Chikor said disdainfully: "What's the big deal? You're too new to the world."
Shu Jiu said: "Dining in this kind of place? You have also spent your money, what can I do for you?"
Huo Wuchang still had a paralyzed face, but when Shu Jiu walked over, he nodded to him as a greeting, and did not say a word after that.
Death Youfen smiled, and said: "Actually, the thing is like this. Huo Wuchang and I have already applied for vacations for our honeymoon, but there are many things about ghosts, and we cannot do without people. We need to hand over work to apply for vacations, so we I would like to invite you to live in Hades for a while, don't worry, our workload is not too heavy, it is enough time for you and Master Hades to kiss me every day."
Shu Jiu: "..."
It turned out that Shu Jiu was going to work for Hades!
Shi Youfen added: "The salary during this period belongs to you, how about it, am I generous?"
Shu Jiu's forehead twitched and said, "What do I want Mingbi for? I'm still alive."
Death Youfen said with a smile: "As a human being, you have to take a long-term view. You must die, right? You want to save some money for yourself after death, don't you? You don't know how high prices are in Hades now. Save more Some money would definitely be beneficial."
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Henian smiled and said, "Are you sure you are taking marriage leave, not maternity leave?"
Chikor was drinking his coffee when he suddenly spewed it out with a "pooh-" and frowned in distaste.
Chikor coughed and wiped his mouth, and said, "Huh? Maternity leave, so one of them is a female ghost?!"
Si Youfen smiled and said: "Then who do you think is the female ghost?"
Shi Youfen was obviously teasing him, but Chikor looked at the two of them very seriously. He was wearing a mask, and Chikor thought he looked like this. Although he had a nice voice, he was too... ...alternative.
Going to see Huo Wuchang again, Huo Wuchang has sharp edges and corners, and the outline is deep. Chikor made up his women's attire, and immediately shuddered. Although it was ugly, it was better than death. That unusual face Much better looking.
So Chikor pointed to impermanence without fear of death, and said, "Is he?"
As soon as his words fell, Hu Wuchang moved his fingers, and with a "whoosh", the table knife in his hand suddenly flew towards him, and stuck into Chikor's hand with a "do" sound...
Chicole: "..."
Looking at Chikor's expression and impermanent reaction, Shi Youfen laughed so hard that his stomach stopped hurting.
Impermanence and death are married, and they are planning to go abroad for their honeymoon. Shu Jiu can only sigh that the acceptance of Hades is really advanced, not only digested internally, but also two male ghosts.
In fact, if you think about it, the people living in the underworld are people who have died at least once. Emperor Qin, Hanwu, and Bao Si Daji, no matter how glorious and powerful they were in life, they have to go to the underworld in the end. They have died before, what else? I can't figure it out.
This is indeed the case. The two high-ranking officials in the Underworld have a marriage between life and death. These are the two parallel first male gods in the Underworld. I don’t know how many female ghosts are sad and tearful. Of course, there are also male ghosts who are sad and tearful.
Shu Jiu ruthlessly slaughtered impermanence and death, and then agreed to them to go to Hades to work temporarily.
Shu Jiu packed her things and went to Hades the next day, and it was Wang Chao and Ma Han who came to pick her up.
The little angel Ma Han smiled and carried the luggage for Shu Jiu, Wang Chao drove, and soon arrived at Hades.
As soon as they entered, they saw Lord Mingzhu walking towards him. The little angel Mahan quickly saluted and said respectfully: "My lord, Mr. Shu has already picked him up. The house where Mr. Shu lived before has been tidied up. I... "
Before he could finish his words, Master Mingzhu said, "No need."
Because Lord Mingzhu cherishes words like gold, the little angel Ma Han didn't realize it for a while, and said a little silly: "Uh... my lord, why don't you need it?"
Zha Fu glanced at him and said, "Put Shu Jiu's salute in my room, no need to tidy up the room."
Mahan: "..."
Ma Han couldn't figure out what Lord Underworld meant by this. Could it be that Lord Underworld felt that there were not enough guest rooms in Hades, so he wanted to squeeze with Mr. Shu?
Dynasty always had a poker face, and when he saw Ma Han in a daze, he said for him, "Yes, my lord."
Only then did Ma Han come to his senses, and carrying Shu Jiu's box, he hurriedly followed the dynasty to put the salute over.
Shu Jiu: "..."
* Hades vip dating chat room *
Confidante Daji: Oh my god!
Baosi, the Beacon of the Beacon: The land!
Confidante Daji: Shu Jiu has come to Hades! ! !
The romantic genius Tang Bohu: Is it Shu Jiu from the flower shop?
The Beacon Lady Bao Si: Yes, yes!
Kuafu who chases the sun: What's all the fuss about?
Tang Bohu: That's right, didn't he eat dumplings with us last time? ! !
The Beacon Lady Bao Si: It's different! ! !
Tang Bohu, a romantic talent: Yes, today is a bit different, why are you two speaking in unison?
Tang Bohu, a romantic genius: Are you two going to get married after the two adults get married?
Confidante Daji:! ! ! ! !
The Beacon Lady Bao Si:! ! ! ! !
The Beacon Lady Bao Si: What horror stories are you talking about! !
Confidante Daji: You might as well explain that Mars will hit the Earth tomorrow!
Baosi, the Beacon of the Beacon: Hehe, will I marry this kind of vixen? !I would rather live in an iron besieged city!
Confidante Daji: What did you say!Who is the vixen!Don't speak so harshly!
The Beacon Lady Bao Si: What I said is that you are you, you are you! ! !
Confidante Daji: Let's fight!
Kuafu who chases the sun: ...
The romantic talent Tang Bohu: ...
Kuafu who chased the sun: So...they didn't say how different they were, and they went to fight?
The romantic talent Tang Bohu: Nodding...
Taibai, the son of Baidi, punishes God: I know how to be unusual
The romantic talent Tang Bohu: Hey, Taibai Jinxing knows
Kuafu who chases the sun: how is it different
Taibai, the son of the White Emperor, punishes God: Of course it has something to do with the Lord of the Underworld
The romantic talent Tang Bohu: front row
The Kuafu Who Chases the Sun: Front Row
Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty: This princess also came to watch
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: ...
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: cough cough
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: Is it really okay for everyone to openly discuss Lord Mingzhu in the chat room?
Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty: Don't worry, Lord Ming won't read chat records
Tang Bohu, a romantic talent: Yes, and according to Mingzhu's personality, Kuafu who doesn't know how to spy on the screen: Nod!
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: ...
Taibai, the son of the White Emperor, punishes God: Actually, it is like this...
Taibai, the son of the White Emperor, punishes the gods: I got the most reliable news, because life and death have a part to get married, and went out for a honeymoon, so I entrusted Shu Jiu to help them work for a few days. Master Hades is very logical!Lived with Shu Jiu!
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: I don't see anything...
Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty:! ! !
The romantic genius Tang Bohu: Living together!Master Hades is really a man of action!
Kuafu who chases the sun: My God!
Zha Fu was very busy, and after he asked Ma Han to put the salute in the room, Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang came to see the Lord of the Underworld, and Zha Fu went to the main hall to get busy with business.
Shu Jiu was tidying things up in the room alone. The Lord of the Underworld's room was very large, and the furnishings inside were very solemn. After entering, there was an outer hall first, and then the bedroom was inside.
Shu Jiu actually has nothing, but I don't know how long the honeymoon is when life is impermanent and death is divided. If it is an ordinary human being, it will come back in seven days, but they are not human, they are ghosts, or ghost messengers!The lifespan of ghosts is much longer than that of humans, and I don't know how many days the marriage in Hades is now. If it is half a year, how can I do it without some salutes?
Most of Shu Jiu's salutes were clothes and daily necessities. Shu Jiu was sorting things out when he heard someone knocking on the door. His first thought was that Zha Fu had come back in a hurry, but on second thought, Zha Fu entered his You won't knock on the door of your house, will you?
Shu Jiu put down the things in his hands and walked over. As soon as he opened the door, he saw a man in ancient robes standing in front of the door. He was holding a folding fan in his hand. looked at Shu Jiu.
Shu Jiu looked at him, his eyelids twitched, he almost forgot that this is the Underworld...
Tang Bohu smiled and fanned himself, and said politely, "I, Tang Yin, have always admired Master Shu Jiu, I wonder if Master Shu Jiu can..."
As he spoke, he hesitated a bit, then pushed the fan forward with a smile, and said, "Can you sign my name on my fan!"
Shu Jiu: "..."
After Tang Bohu left, many teasers came to see Shu Jiu's demeanor. Last winter solstice, although everyone sat together, they couldn't sit at the main table, so they couldn't observe Shu Jiu up close. A young man named Shu Jiu.
I don't know what kind of character it is that can hold Master Ming Lord firmly!
Shu Jiu packed the things he brought, and was interrupted every now and then, so he packed up all morning!
Finally Master Bao came over, stroked his beard with a smile, and said, "I don't know if Mr. Shu is still used to it, if you have any questions, you can go to my house."
Shu Jiu said, "Okay."
Master Bao suddenly took out something similar to a mobile phone from his wide sleeve, handed it to Shu Jiu, and said, "This is the book of life and death for ghosts in the underworld."
Shu Jiu's eyelids twitched, and he couldn't help but look down at the high-tech book of life and death in his hand. Mr. Bao smiled proudly and said, "This is the most advanced improved version of 'Book of Life and Death 28519.0', and it is the technology provided by our master. , the impermanence of life and the work of participation in death that you have taken over are all in it."
Shu Jiu: "..." It sounds complicated...
Master Bao said again: "If there are souls within the area under your jurisdiction, the improved version of Book of Life and Death 28519.0 will remind you."
Master Bao seemed to feel that the name of the book of life and death was a bit long, so he said: "Next time, I will ask Mr. Gongsun to shorten the name of the book of life and death."
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Jiu pressed the forehead that was jumping wildly, and said, "Uh... Isn't life impermanent and death a part of a big ghost? Big ghosts also want to seduce souls?"
Mr. Bao smiled and said: "Mr. Shu doesn't know something. Although impermanence and death are indeed a big ghost, but the end of the year, Mr. Shu also knows that the end of the year is too busy. If you meet the performance targets, you have to help share the impermanence and death, otherwise you can’t overfulfill the task, and there will be no bonus at the end of the year!”
Shu Jiu's forehead twitched wildly, and said, "Ecstasy also has achievements? Do you want to force people to die..."
Master Bao said in surprise: "Hey, how come the government didn't think of such a method of forcing people to die?"
Shu Jiu: "...Master Bao, you pretend I didn't say that."
Lord Bao said again: "Actually, Master Mingzhu set the soul seduction index as follows. In order to control the number of lonely ghosts and wild ghosts, each ghost has a certain amount of performance. If it reaches 90.00%, it is unqualified, that is to say, you must arrive at the scene as soon as possible to prevent the soul from escaping for various reasons."
Shu Jiu laughed dryly and said, "It seems that you are quite knowledgeable."
Master Bao smiled and said, "Actually, it's nothing. The area Mr. Shu is in charge of is only a few households, so it shouldn't be very busy."
After Mr. Bao left, Shu Jiu studied the so-called improved book of life and death. The initial interface was a map with many small green dots on it, which seemed to be the jurisdiction. There is a year limit next to each person's name, making it like a countdown alarm clock.
Seeing this advanced thing, Shu Jiu really shuddered...
Zha Fu went out during lunch, Shu Jiu didn't see Zha Fu, it seems that the Lord of the Underworld is quite busy, and at the end of the year, not only ghosts are going to rush to get bonuses for performance, but the Master of the Underworld is also very busy, and there is also business in the human world The year-end inventory is about to begin.
Shu Jiu didn't see Zha Fu until after dark.
After dinner, Shu Jiu and Shu Henian made a phone call. The two talked about the situation. Shu Henian asked him how he was living in Hades.
Shu Henian said excitedly: "Let me tell you, Xu Cheng and I are going to double cultivation soon. Next weekend, I'm a little nervous! What to do!"
Shu Jiu said: "...It's only Saturday, and next weekend is still more than a week away. Are you nervous so early?"
Shu Henian: "..."
Shu Henian said: "I'm not like you. Master Mingzhu revolves around you every day. Xu Cheng is very busy every day. He is instructed by his master. We haven't seen each other for three days. Three days, do you know!"
Shu Jiu smiled and said, "It turns out that I am dissatisfied with my desires."
Shu Henian said: "Who wants to be dissatisfied, I'm just complaining about that old man from Lingquan!"
While Shu Jiu was talking, the door opened with a "squeak". Shu Jiu sat in the bedroom and looked with her head. It was Zha Fu who came back and was coming in from the outside.
Shu Jiu said: "You can call Xu Cheng, I'll hang up."
Shu Henian yelled on the other end of the phone: "Hey, wait! What's the matter with you, can you have a good chat? Hang up before you finish talking!"
As he said, Shu Jiu had already hung up his call smoothly.
Zha Fu raised his eyebrows and said, "Shu Henian's phone number?"
Shu Jiu smiled and said, "Yes, Shu Henian complained that Xu Cheng didn't accompany him, he was too busy recently."
Zhafu didn't say anything, just sat down and said, "How's the place?"
Shu Jiu said: "What's the matter, it's not like I haven't lived in it before."
He stood up and said, "I'm going to take a shower, and I'll go to bed after I take a shower."
Shu Jiu walked into the bathroom, actually he was not used to it, although he had lived in Hades before, but it was not in the same room, this time he actually wanted to share the bed with Zha Fu, it seemed that Zha Fu's room was also There is no second bed, and she can't sleep on the sofa. Thinking of this, Shu Jiu is actually a little... nervous.
There is a bathroom in the bedroom. Shu Jiu glanced at the big bathtub. She was a little too lazy to turn on the water, so it was useless. She took off her clothes and turned on the shower to take a shower.
With his back to the bathroom door, Shu Jiu suddenly felt a chill. He was startled, and before he could turn his head, his waist tightened when someone grabbed him, and then his body involuntarily leaned forward, sticking to the On the cold wall.
Shu Jiu yelled "Ah", the shower splashed water all over her hair and face, and when she looked back, it turned out to be Zha Fu.
Zha Fu was still wearing clothes, pinching his waist with both hands, pressing him against the wall, he was gazing at Shu Jiu's naked body with his eyes.
Shu Jiu's face immediately burned up, hot and bloodshot, he felt a little hot all over, coughed his throat, turned around and said, "Why did you come in!"
Zha Fu still had a faint expression on his face, but he lowered his head and kissed Shu Jiu's naked back. The light touch made Shu Jiu tremble involuntarily, his body was pressed against the wall, the front was cold and the back was hot, feeling the whole body People are bad.
Shu Jiu's legs softened, and he almost slid on the ground. Zha Fu stretched out his hand to grab him, suddenly picked him up, kicked open the bathroom door, walked into the bedroom, and put the wet Shu Jiu on the bed.
Shu Jiu's mind was still a little confused, his body sank, and with a "huh" sound from his mouth, Zha Fu had already pressed up and kissed Shu Jiu's ear.
Shu Jiu panted heavily, he didn't reject Zha Fu's closeness, and was very excited, his throat was dry and rolling, and he couldn't help clasping his hands tightly on Zha Fu's shoulders.
Encouraged, Zha Fu kissed Shu Jiu's lips even more crazily, sweeping his mouth.
Just when Shu Jiu was powerless to fight, he suddenly heard the sound of "beep beep" next to his ear, and then a Zhengtai voice sang "Come and catch ghosts~ Come and catch ghosts~ Come and catch ghosts, catch ghosts! ghost~"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shocked all over, Shu Jiu sat up immediately, and saw that the improved version of the book of life and death he had placed on the bedside table vibrated one after another, as if a call had come, and it was still shining with light.
Shu Jiu stretched out her hand and took a look. It turned out to be a mission, to catch ghosts in the middle of the night!
Zha Fu looked at the improved book of life and death with a dark face, and Zhengtai's bell was still singing, "Come and catch ghosts! Come and catch ghosts~"
Shu Jiu was shocked by the ringtone, only to realize that she was too enthusiastic just now, her face was a little hot, coughed, and said, "Get up, I'm going to work."
He said he was going to get up, but Zha Fu suddenly pressed against his shoulder, and did not let go of Shu Jiu, and gently stroked his back. Shu Jiu couldn't resist Zha Fu's stroking at all, and the two kissed again on the bed After a long time, Shu Jiu finally got up, put on her clothes quickly, and ran outside in a hurry.
The little angel Mahan saw Shu Jiu rushing out of Master Mingzhu's room, wearing a coat while rushing, and said strangely, "Mr. Shu, where are you going?"
Shu Jiu didn't even look back, and said, "Catch ghosts!"
Then he hurried out.
The little angel Mahan looked at Shu Jiu's direction with admiration, and said, "Mr. Shu is really dedicated, admirable!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the door of Master Mingzhu's room opened again. Lord Mingzhu's complexion was not good, and his face was dark, as if the whole body revealed a coolness, which made Ma Han tremble involuntarily, and then hurriedly Lower your own sense of existence and run away.
I don't know why, Lord Underworld's air pressure seems to be very low.
Zha Fu came out of the room, drove his own car, went out of Hades, passed the archway, and soon saw Shu Jiu.
Zha Fu sat in the car and honked the horn twice, with no expression on his face, still calm as usual, and said, "Do you want to run to catch ghosts?"
Shu Jiu: "..."
It was very dark, Shu Jiu shuddered suddenly, Master Mingzhu could tell a cold joke, it couldn't be better.
Shu Jiu got into the car and Zha Fu drove him. When they arrived at the place, there was no soul at all, not even a ghost.
It was a small forest in the wilderness. Shu Jiu searched for a long time with the improved book of life and death. It was indeed this place, but the ghost had disappeared.
Shu Jiu said, "Why not?"
Zha Fu was very calm, wearing a long black windbreaker in winter, with his hands in his pockets, and the collar of the windbreaker turned up, looking very aura.
Chafu said: "Become a lonely ghost and run away."
Shu Jiu: "..."
This is Shu Jiu's first job in the underworld, but the ghost escaped. It's not that Shu Jiu didn't have enough spiritual power to catch it, but Shu Jiu didn't see the ghost at all, because they came late...
Although Zha Fu's face was paralyzed, he seemed to be kind enough to comfort Shu Jiu, saying, "This is a common thing."
Shu Jiu said: "No, this is not a common thing, if you didn't just now..."
As he spoke, he seemed to be recalling what they had done just now, and suddenly his face became a little hot again. Zha Fu just looked at him and raised his eyebrows.
I went out to catch ghosts at night, but because I went late and missed the ghosts, Shu Jiu had to go back to Hades in Zhafu's car. Tired after tossing around, Shu Jiu fell asleep and fell asleep.
Early the next morning, Lord Mingzhu was no longer in the room.
Shu Jiu walked around in the underworld, and the sound of fighting could be heard in the vip chess and card room. Soon, the little angel Mahan brought several ghost messengers to persuade the fight, but after a while, it seemed that the persuasion was fruitless, and the little angel Mahan hurried again. I went to find Mr. Bao and came over to persuade the fight, and then Hades jumped around.
Shu Jiu watched them fight from a distance with a smile, feeling really energetic.He walked straight along the path, and soon saw the Observatory. Although it was broad daylight, there were many reincarnated ghosts.
Meng Po and Grandma stood on the watchtower, distributing Meng Po soup to the passing ghosts, and said in her mouth: "Drink, drink... just drink it, and forget everything after drinking it. Oh ho ho ho ho~"
Shu Jiu couldn't help trembling when she heard Granny Meng's laughter.
Granny Meng seemed to have seen him too, and said with a smile, "Young man, do you want some soup?"
Shu Jiu quickly shook his head, he walked straight along the road, and soon saw the Wangchuan River and Liuhun Dao, across the rushing water, Shu Jiu could see the dark tree on the other side of the river.
The Nether Tree was no longer as tall and dense as I remembered. Perhaps because it was winter, the branches and leaves were all gone, the branches were withered, and the dry branches swayed in the cold wind, revealing a dead air.
Shu Jiu stared at the Nether Tree for a long time. The Nether Tree absorbed the essence of heaven and earth. It has only bloomed once in thousands of years and bear fruit once.
The flowers of the Nether Tree are white, with small petals and a refreshing fragrance. During the Mid-Autumn Festival that year, Master Ming took the petals of the Nether Tree to make lanterns, injected a spiritual force, put them in the Wangchuan River, and lit them up. Minghuo, I didn't expect the flowers of Mingshu to absorb the spirituality of heaven and earth, coupled with the spiritual power of the Lord of the Underworld, it turned into a human form from the lantern...
Shu Jiu stared fixedly at the Nether Tree on the opposite side, there were no flowers and no fruit, only lifeless.
Shu Jiu had nothing to do in the underworld all day long. After the first time he failed in catching ghosts, he didn't receive the task of catching ghosts again. Shu Jiu was free, so he turned on the computer and prepared to do business in the flower shop.
As soon as Shu Jiu boarded Ali Jiji, he saw someone knocking on him. It was a buyer who wanted to buy a bouquet of roses and two candles.
Shu Jiu planned to find time to do some extra money, so she went home, held a bouquet, and prepared to send flowers.
The place where the flowers were delivered was in a high-end residential area. Shu Jiu went upstairs, and as soon as she knocked on the door, the door opened with a "shua", and a woman in a suspender skirt stood in front of the door.
Shu Jiu was taken aback. Although there was heating in the room, it was winter and she was wearing a suspender skirt, so short. Was it really not cold?
The woman clambered on the door frame with a soft and boneless arm, showing that she was uneven. She winked at Shu Jiu and said with a smile: "Brother, do you want to send flowers?"
Shu Jiu laughed dryly and said, "Please sign for your flower delivery."
The woman leaned over, stretched out Bai Nennen's arms, and was about to wrap them around Shu Jiu's neck, and said, "Brother, have you brought my incense candle~"
Shu Jiu: "..."
When I heard that it was a joss stick, it was definitely because the snake spirit had gone away.
Shu Jiu took out two candles from his pocket, which were taken by the buyer. He asked for the scent of lavender. Shu Jiu turned his head to avoid the woman's arm, and handed them to the woman.
Shu Jiu said, "Ma'am, you ordered candles."
The woman giggled, stretched out her white and tender hand to take the candle, put it near her lips, and even stuck out her tongue, and followed the candle from the beginning to the end, licking and kissing loudly...
Shu Jiu's eyelids twitched wildly: "..."
The meaning of the woman's hint couldn't be more obvious. She licked and moaned, her body twisted back and forth against the door, and the waist of the water snake dazzled people's eyes.
When the woman saw Shu Jiu staring at her dumbfounded, she couldn't help being so proud, she stretched out her hand again and wrapped it around Shu Jiu's neck, exhaling like blue and sticking to Shu Jiu's body, arching Shu Jiu hard with her chest.
Seeing that Shu Jiu still didn't move, the woman seemed to be confused by herself. She breathed lightly, and said with a charming smile, "Little brother~ Is it me who looks good, or do you still want to see flowers~"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Seeing that he didn't speak, the woman stared straight at the shiny candle she had licked, and she was even more proud. She twisted her waist and smiled: "Brother, do you want me to lick it for you~"
When she said this, Shu Jiu finally twitched the corners of her lips, then moved her arm away in disgust, and said, "Sorry, when I entered the community just now, I felt that there was a monster in this community, with a fishy smell. It smells like a snake demon."
As he spoke, the woman's eyes widened, as if she was very dissatisfied with the word "smelly" that Shu Jiu said, but before she could refute, she heard Shu Jiu continue to speak calmly.
"So I crushed the realgar talisman and painted it on the candle..."
The woman suddenly exploded and said, "What! Realgar!"
Shu Jiu shook his head lightly and said, "It's not realgar. The smell of realgar is too strong, so it's easy to be found. It's realgar talisman."
The woman immediately threw the candle in her hand, threw it on the ground, then slammed it on the door and began to retch, vomiting "Bah, bah, bah," and said, "You! You are a Taoist priest! You actually raped me! You bitch Dead Taoist!"
Shu Jiu smiled and said, "I'm not a Taoist priest."
The woman said: "Don't fool me, you are not a Taoist priest, are you a monk! You are not bald!"
Shu Jiu touched his head subconsciously: "..."
The woman seemed to feel the pain, and she writhed all over her body and rolled on the ground. The water snake's waist twisted back and forth, and she wore a messy suspender skirt, as if she had just been bullied.
As for Shu Jiu, Shi Shiran stood aside and said with a smile: "You haven't done anything evil, I just painted a little realgar talisman on it, and the effect of the yellow talisman lasts for half a day at most, it's a small punishment and a big warning."
The woman panted heavily, rolled over on the ground, moaned, and said, "Stinky Taoist priest, you're fucking me!"
Shu Jiu said, "I didn't ask you to lick it? And you licked it very happily."
woman:"……"
The woman was flushed with anger from him, but her body was uncomfortable, she could only roll on the ground, and she was about to be unable to maintain her human shape and return to her original shape.
Shu Jiu said: "The flowers are here, remember to confirm the payment, I will bring them to the door for you."
He said that he really put the flowers aside, and then he was about to take the door out. When he was about to go out, he paused his hands and said with a smile: "By the way, I will give you a piece of advice. Your breasts are too fake. Next time you pretend When you are a woman, remember to change to a smaller fake breast..."
The snake spirit lying on the ground: "..."
Shu Jiu closed the door with a bang, and the snake spirit came to his senses, slamming on the door and saying, "Smelly Taoist priest! It's fine to lie to me to eat realgar, but he even insulted my beauty dressed as a woman!"
Shu Jiu sent flowers and walked towards Hades, but suddenly his pocket shook, "Come and catch ghosts~ Come and catch ghosts~ Hurry and catch ghosts~"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Not only Shu Jiu, but even the passers-by turned their heads to look at him frequently, thinking that his cell phone ringtone was so weird, it was so crazy, it turned out to be ghost hunting?
Shu Jiu quickly took out the improved version of the book of life and death, and pressed it twice to unlock it. The book of life and death showed the region and the name of the person. Shu Jiu hurriedly took a car on the side of the road and went there, thinking that the ghost must never run away again. , although I am just working for others, but
Shu Henian said: "I always feel that the style of the ghost deeds I made a few times has changed, and I have gone the route of getting what I deserve. If it is said that I deserve what I deserve, isn't he the one who deserves to die?"
Shu Jiu shook her head, still puzzled.
Shu Henian was startled suddenly, and said, "It's terrible!"
Shu Jiu said, "What's wrong?"
Shu Henian said, "Peng Xiaoman!"
Shu Jiu was also surprised, Peng Xiaoman had a car accident, not in the theater, but in the hospital, if that "adult" wanted to avenge Cui Jing, he would kill Peng Xiaoman as well.
When Shu Jiu and Shu Henian arrived in a hurry, they saw Zha Fu standing outside the emergency room. The red light was on in the emergency room, and an operation was being performed inside.
Shu Jiu said, "How is Peng Xiaoman?"
Zhafu just said: "Her life is approaching."
Shu Henian said, "Eh? Is that what's written in the book of life and death? Didn't the adult who avenged Cui Jing come here?"
Zha Fu suddenly said, "Come here."
Shu Jiu and Shu Henian immediately looked at him in surprise.
Zha Fu said calmly: "We fought each other, and he was against the flesh."
Shu Jiu said: "Flesh body? Could it be Song Yang's body? Isn't Song Yang's body stolen?"
Zha Fu shook his head and said, "It's impossible to be Song Yang in terms of stature. His physical stature is very tall, and he is not as thin as Song Yang."
Shu Henian said: "It's hard for me to understand who would steal Song Yang's body."
Shu Jiu said: "Maybe Song Yang's physical body has been fed with rhino horn incense for a long time, and aura will gather on it for a period of time, which is easy to drive."
The lights in the operating room were quickly turned off. As Zha Fu said, even if there was no adult who came to revenge, Peng Xiaoman’s time had come. The moment the operating lights were turned off, a ghost wandered in. It must be To hook Peng Xiaoman's soul.
As for the adult who made the ghost contract, either they have never met each other, or they are unwilling to speak out, Shu Jiu and the others have no clue, and recently this hidden adult has always played cards out of routine, as if he was a different person It seemed that it completely overturned Shu Jiu's understanding of him.
Shu Jiu was tidying up his flower shop when a call came in. He picked up the phone and saw that it was an unknown caller. He didn't know why the number was blocked. When he picked it up curiously, he heard something that could almost make his ears pregnant. laughter.
Shu Jiu immediately got goosebumps, this deep and slightly hoarse voice knew without thinking that death had something to do with it.
As soon as Shi Youfen came up, he smiled and said, "Shu Jiu, can you do me a favor?"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Jiu paused, and said, "Shouldn't the first sentence on the phone be, 'Hello'?"
Death has its share: "..."
Shu Henian said, "Whose phone is it?"
Shu Jiu said, "Death has its share."
Shu Henian said strangely: "Is there a share in death?"
Shu Jiu said, "Yes, he said he invited me to dinner."
As soon as he talked about eating, Chikor, who was lying on the blanket, suddenly raised his round dog's head, looked at Shu Jiu with big ice blue eyes, and said, "Do you have oyster sauce?"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Henian: "..."
Shu Jiu said: "He said he had something to ask me, and he wanted to treat me to a meal."
As Shu Jiu said, she put on her coat and was about to go out. Shu Henian also put on her down jacket and said, "If you don't want to eat for free, I'll go too."
Chikor hurried over and said, "I, me, me, take me, and I will eat too!"
Shu Jiu: "...the restaurant won't let pets in."
Chikor said: "I can transform into a human form. This form just reduces my consumption."
As he spoke, he paused for a moment on his furry chest, and in the next second, with a "poof", he transformed into a human form...
And it's a naked man.
Before Ah Fu saw anything, Ah Lu covered his eyes with his big hand. Ah Lu said blankly, "President Needle Eye."
Ah Fu nodded obediently and said, "Oh."
Ah Shou: "..."
A Xi:"……"
Seeing Chikor, Shu Jiu twitched his forehead, pulled the tablecloth off the table, threw it on his face, and said, "Cover it, exhibitionist."
Shu Henian said: "You are so exposed every day, no wonder Yan Xu doesn't like you."
Chikle immediately exploded, and said: "Who said that! Who said that nasty swordsman hunter doesn't like me! Now he is simply obedient to me, and he likes me so much!"
Both Shu Jiu and Shu Henian were smiling, with a deep meaning in their smiles, and Axi said, "I think you're talking about yourself, right?"
Ah Shou said, "But, a werewolf becomes a loyal dog."
Chicole: "..."
Chikor put on his clothes, and then went out with Shu Jiu and Shu Henian.
The place they met was very expensive, and it was a famous "black shop" in Beijing, but there was a special treat for them, Shu Jiu felt that it would be useless not to go.
There are both death and impermanence. When death sees Shu Jiu walking in, he waved his hand with a smile and said, "Shu Jiu, this way."
As soon as he spoke, many people immediately looked back at him. After all, the voice of death is too outstanding, with a demagogic magnetism. Whether it is a man or a woman, they will feel their heart beat faster when they hear it. When it came to the dead face, I couldn't help shaking my head regretfully, such a nice voice, but such a weird face.
Of course they don't know that death has a part to wear a mask.
Shu Jiu walked over and sat down.
Immediately, Shu Jiu noticed the pair of rings worn by Huo Wuchang and Shi You, raised her eyebrows, and said, "Is it so high-profile?"
Shu Henian also noticed it, and immediately opened his eyes wide, but the focus was different, and he said with a bright eye: "My God, the diamond is so big!"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Chikor said disdainfully: "What's the big deal? You're too new to the world."
Shu Jiu said: "Dining in this kind of place? You have also spent your money, what can I do for you?"
Huo Wuchang still had a paralyzed face, but when Shu Jiu walked over, he nodded to him as a greeting, and did not say a word after that.
Death Youfen smiled, and said: "Actually, the thing is like this. Huo Wuchang and I have already applied for vacations for our honeymoon, but there are many things about ghosts, and we cannot do without people. We need to hand over work to apply for vacations, so we I would like to invite you to live in Hades for a while, don't worry, our workload is not too heavy, it is enough time for you and Master Hades to kiss me every day."
Shu Jiu: "..."
It turned out that Shu Jiu was going to work for Hades!
Shi Youfen added: "The salary during this period belongs to you, how about it, am I generous?"
Shu Jiu's forehead twitched and said, "What do I want Mingbi for? I'm still alive."
Death Youfen said with a smile: "As a human being, you have to take a long-term view. You must die, right? You want to save some money for yourself after death, don't you? You don't know how high prices are in Hades now. Save more Some money would definitely be beneficial."
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Henian smiled and said, "Are you sure you are taking marriage leave, not maternity leave?"
Chikor was drinking his coffee when he suddenly spewed it out with a "pooh-" and frowned in distaste.
Chikor coughed and wiped his mouth, and said, "Huh? Maternity leave, so one of them is a female ghost?!"
Si Youfen smiled and said: "Then who do you think is the female ghost?"
Shi Youfen was obviously teasing him, but Chikor looked at the two of them very seriously. He was wearing a mask, and Chikor thought he looked like this. Although he had a nice voice, he was too... ...alternative.
Going to see Huo Wuchang again, Huo Wuchang has sharp edges and corners, and the outline is deep. Chikor made up his women's attire, and immediately shuddered. Although it was ugly, it was better than death. That unusual face Much better looking.
So Chikor pointed to impermanence without fear of death, and said, "Is he?"
As soon as his words fell, Hu Wuchang moved his fingers, and with a "whoosh", the table knife in his hand suddenly flew towards him, and stuck into Chikor's hand with a "do" sound...
Chicole: "..."
Looking at Chikor's expression and impermanent reaction, Shi Youfen laughed so hard that his stomach stopped hurting.
Impermanence and death are married, and they are planning to go abroad for their honeymoon. Shu Jiu can only sigh that the acceptance of Hades is really advanced, not only digested internally, but also two male ghosts.
In fact, if you think about it, the people living in the underworld are people who have died at least once. Emperor Qin, Hanwu, and Bao Si Daji, no matter how glorious and powerful they were in life, they have to go to the underworld in the end. They have died before, what else? I can't figure it out.
This is indeed the case. The two high-ranking officials in the Underworld have a marriage between life and death. These are the two parallel first male gods in the Underworld. I don’t know how many female ghosts are sad and tearful. Of course, there are also male ghosts who are sad and tearful.
Shu Jiu ruthlessly slaughtered impermanence and death, and then agreed to them to go to Hades to work temporarily.
Shu Jiu packed her things and went to Hades the next day, and it was Wang Chao and Ma Han who came to pick her up.
The little angel Ma Han smiled and carried the luggage for Shu Jiu, Wang Chao drove, and soon arrived at Hades.
As soon as they entered, they saw Lord Mingzhu walking towards him. The little angel Mahan quickly saluted and said respectfully: "My lord, Mr. Shu has already picked him up. The house where Mr. Shu lived before has been tidied up. I... "
Before he could finish his words, Master Mingzhu said, "No need."
Because Lord Mingzhu cherishes words like gold, the little angel Ma Han didn't realize it for a while, and said a little silly: "Uh... my lord, why don't you need it?"
Zha Fu glanced at him and said, "Put Shu Jiu's salute in my room, no need to tidy up the room."
Mahan: "..."
Ma Han couldn't figure out what Lord Underworld meant by this. Could it be that Lord Underworld felt that there were not enough guest rooms in Hades, so he wanted to squeeze with Mr. Shu?
Dynasty always had a poker face, and when he saw Ma Han in a daze, he said for him, "Yes, my lord."
Only then did Ma Han come to his senses, and carrying Shu Jiu's box, he hurriedly followed the dynasty to put the salute over.
Shu Jiu: "..."
* Hades vip dating chat room *
Confidante Daji: Oh my god!
Baosi, the Beacon of the Beacon: The land!
Confidante Daji: Shu Jiu has come to Hades! ! !
The romantic genius Tang Bohu: Is it Shu Jiu from the flower shop?
The Beacon Lady Bao Si: Yes, yes!
Kuafu who chases the sun: What's all the fuss about?
Tang Bohu: That's right, didn't he eat dumplings with us last time? ! !
The Beacon Lady Bao Si: It's different! ! !
Tang Bohu, a romantic talent: Yes, today is a bit different, why are you two speaking in unison?
Tang Bohu, a romantic genius: Are you two going to get married after the two adults get married?
Confidante Daji:! ! ! ! !
The Beacon Lady Bao Si:! ! ! ! !
The Beacon Lady Bao Si: What horror stories are you talking about! !
Confidante Daji: You might as well explain that Mars will hit the Earth tomorrow!
Baosi, the Beacon of the Beacon: Hehe, will I marry this kind of vixen? !I would rather live in an iron besieged city!
Confidante Daji: What did you say!Who is the vixen!Don't speak so harshly!
The Beacon Lady Bao Si: What I said is that you are you, you are you! ! !
Confidante Daji: Let's fight!
Kuafu who chases the sun: ...
The romantic talent Tang Bohu: ...
Kuafu who chased the sun: So...they didn't say how different they were, and they went to fight?
The romantic talent Tang Bohu: Nodding...
Taibai, the son of Baidi, punishes God: I know how to be unusual
The romantic talent Tang Bohu: Hey, Taibai Jinxing knows
Kuafu who chases the sun: how is it different
Taibai, the son of the White Emperor, punishes God: Of course it has something to do with the Lord of the Underworld
The romantic talent Tang Bohu: front row
The Kuafu Who Chases the Sun: Front Row
Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty: This princess also came to watch
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: ...
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: cough cough
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: Is it really okay for everyone to openly discuss Lord Mingzhu in the chat room?
Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty: Don't worry, Lord Ming won't read chat records
Tang Bohu, a romantic talent: Yes, and according to Mingzhu's personality, Kuafu who doesn't know how to spy on the screen: Nod!
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: ...
Taibai, the son of the White Emperor, punishes God: Actually, it is like this...
Taibai, the son of the White Emperor, punishes the gods: I got the most reliable news, because life and death have a part to get married, and went out for a honeymoon, so I entrusted Shu Jiu to help them work for a few days. Master Hades is very logical!Lived with Shu Jiu!
Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: I don't see anything...
Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty:! ! !
The romantic genius Tang Bohu: Living together!Master Hades is really a man of action!
Kuafu who chases the sun: My God!
Zha Fu was very busy, and after he asked Ma Han to put the salute in the room, Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang came to see the Lord of the Underworld, and Zha Fu went to the main hall to get busy with business.
Shu Jiu was tidying things up in the room alone. The Lord of the Underworld's room was very large, and the furnishings inside were very solemn. After entering, there was an outer hall first, and then the bedroom was inside.
Shu Jiu actually has nothing, but I don't know how long the honeymoon is when life is impermanent and death is divided. If it is an ordinary human being, it will come back in seven days, but they are not human, they are ghosts, or ghost messengers!The lifespan of ghosts is much longer than that of humans, and I don't know how many days the marriage in Hades is now. If it is half a year, how can I do it without some salutes?
Most of Shu Jiu's salutes were clothes and daily necessities. Shu Jiu was sorting things out when he heard someone knocking on the door. His first thought was that Zha Fu had come back in a hurry, but on second thought, Zha Fu entered his You won't knock on the door of your house, will you?
Shu Jiu put down the things in his hands and walked over. As soon as he opened the door, he saw a man in ancient robes standing in front of the door. He was holding a folding fan in his hand. looked at Shu Jiu.
Shu Jiu looked at him, his eyelids twitched, he almost forgot that this is the Underworld...
Tang Bohu smiled and fanned himself, and said politely, "I, Tang Yin, have always admired Master Shu Jiu, I wonder if Master Shu Jiu can..."
As he spoke, he hesitated a bit, then pushed the fan forward with a smile, and said, "Can you sign my name on my fan!"
Shu Jiu: "..."
After Tang Bohu left, many teasers came to see Shu Jiu's demeanor. Last winter solstice, although everyone sat together, they couldn't sit at the main table, so they couldn't observe Shu Jiu up close. A young man named Shu Jiu.
I don't know what kind of character it is that can hold Master Ming Lord firmly!
Shu Jiu packed the things he brought, and was interrupted every now and then, so he packed up all morning!
Finally Master Bao came over, stroked his beard with a smile, and said, "I don't know if Mr. Shu is still used to it, if you have any questions, you can go to my house."
Shu Jiu said, "Okay."
Master Bao suddenly took out something similar to a mobile phone from his wide sleeve, handed it to Shu Jiu, and said, "This is the book of life and death for ghosts in the underworld."
Shu Jiu's eyelids twitched, and he couldn't help but look down at the high-tech book of life and death in his hand. Mr. Bao smiled proudly and said, "This is the most advanced improved version of 'Book of Life and Death 28519.0', and it is the technology provided by our master. , the impermanence of life and the work of participation in death that you have taken over are all in it."
Shu Jiu: "..." It sounds complicated...
Master Bao said again: "If there are souls within the area under your jurisdiction, the improved version of Book of Life and Death 28519.0 will remind you."
Master Bao seemed to feel that the name of the book of life and death was a bit long, so he said: "Next time, I will ask Mr. Gongsun to shorten the name of the book of life and death."
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shu Jiu pressed the forehead that was jumping wildly, and said, "Uh... Isn't life impermanent and death a part of a big ghost? Big ghosts also want to seduce souls?"
Mr. Bao smiled and said: "Mr. Shu doesn't know something. Although impermanence and death are indeed a big ghost, but the end of the year, Mr. Shu also knows that the end of the year is too busy. If you meet the performance targets, you have to help share the impermanence and death, otherwise you can’t overfulfill the task, and there will be no bonus at the end of the year!”
Shu Jiu's forehead twitched wildly, and said, "Ecstasy also has achievements? Do you want to force people to die..."
Master Bao said in surprise: "Hey, how come the government didn't think of such a method of forcing people to die?"
Shu Jiu: "...Master Bao, you pretend I didn't say that."
Lord Bao said again: "Actually, Master Mingzhu set the soul seduction index as follows. In order to control the number of lonely ghosts and wild ghosts, each ghost has a certain amount of performance. If it reaches 90.00%, it is unqualified, that is to say, you must arrive at the scene as soon as possible to prevent the soul from escaping for various reasons."
Shu Jiu laughed dryly and said, "It seems that you are quite knowledgeable."
Master Bao smiled and said, "Actually, it's nothing. The area Mr. Shu is in charge of is only a few households, so it shouldn't be very busy."
After Mr. Bao left, Shu Jiu studied the so-called improved book of life and death. The initial interface was a map with many small green dots on it, which seemed to be the jurisdiction. There is a year limit next to each person's name, making it like a countdown alarm clock.
Seeing this advanced thing, Shu Jiu really shuddered...
Zha Fu went out during lunch, Shu Jiu didn't see Zha Fu, it seems that the Lord of the Underworld is quite busy, and at the end of the year, not only ghosts are going to rush to get bonuses for performance, but the Master of the Underworld is also very busy, and there is also business in the human world The year-end inventory is about to begin.
Shu Jiu didn't see Zha Fu until after dark.
After dinner, Shu Jiu and Shu Henian made a phone call. The two talked about the situation. Shu Henian asked him how he was living in Hades.
Shu Henian said excitedly: "Let me tell you, Xu Cheng and I are going to double cultivation soon. Next weekend, I'm a little nervous! What to do!"
Shu Jiu said: "...It's only Saturday, and next weekend is still more than a week away. Are you nervous so early?"
Shu Henian: "..."
Shu Henian said: "I'm not like you. Master Mingzhu revolves around you every day. Xu Cheng is very busy every day. He is instructed by his master. We haven't seen each other for three days. Three days, do you know!"
Shu Jiu smiled and said, "It turns out that I am dissatisfied with my desires."
Shu Henian said: "Who wants to be dissatisfied, I'm just complaining about that old man from Lingquan!"
While Shu Jiu was talking, the door opened with a "squeak". Shu Jiu sat in the bedroom and looked with her head. It was Zha Fu who came back and was coming in from the outside.
Shu Jiu said: "You can call Xu Cheng, I'll hang up."
Shu Henian yelled on the other end of the phone: "Hey, wait! What's the matter with you, can you have a good chat? Hang up before you finish talking!"
As he said, Shu Jiu had already hung up his call smoothly.
Zha Fu raised his eyebrows and said, "Shu Henian's phone number?"
Shu Jiu smiled and said, "Yes, Shu Henian complained that Xu Cheng didn't accompany him, he was too busy recently."
Zhafu didn't say anything, just sat down and said, "How's the place?"
Shu Jiu said: "What's the matter, it's not like I haven't lived in it before."
He stood up and said, "I'm going to take a shower, and I'll go to bed after I take a shower."
Shu Jiu walked into the bathroom, actually he was not used to it, although he had lived in Hades before, but it was not in the same room, this time he actually wanted to share the bed with Zha Fu, it seemed that Zha Fu's room was also There is no second bed, and she can't sleep on the sofa. Thinking of this, Shu Jiu is actually a little... nervous.
There is a bathroom in the bedroom. Shu Jiu glanced at the big bathtub. She was a little too lazy to turn on the water, so it was useless. She took off her clothes and turned on the shower to take a shower.
With his back to the bathroom door, Shu Jiu suddenly felt a chill. He was startled, and before he could turn his head, his waist tightened when someone grabbed him, and then his body involuntarily leaned forward, sticking to the On the cold wall.
Shu Jiu yelled "Ah", the shower splashed water all over her hair and face, and when she looked back, it turned out to be Zha Fu.
Zha Fu was still wearing clothes, pinching his waist with both hands, pressing him against the wall, he was gazing at Shu Jiu's naked body with his eyes.
Shu Jiu's face immediately burned up, hot and bloodshot, he felt a little hot all over, coughed his throat, turned around and said, "Why did you come in!"
Zha Fu still had a faint expression on his face, but he lowered his head and kissed Shu Jiu's naked back. The light touch made Shu Jiu tremble involuntarily, his body was pressed against the wall, the front was cold and the back was hot, feeling the whole body People are bad.
Shu Jiu's legs softened, and he almost slid on the ground. Zha Fu stretched out his hand to grab him, suddenly picked him up, kicked open the bathroom door, walked into the bedroom, and put the wet Shu Jiu on the bed.
Shu Jiu's mind was still a little confused, his body sank, and with a "huh" sound from his mouth, Zha Fu had already pressed up and kissed Shu Jiu's ear.
Shu Jiu panted heavily, he didn't reject Zha Fu's closeness, and was very excited, his throat was dry and rolling, and he couldn't help clasping his hands tightly on Zha Fu's shoulders.
Encouraged, Zha Fu kissed Shu Jiu's lips even more crazily, sweeping his mouth.
Just when Shu Jiu was powerless to fight, he suddenly heard the sound of "beep beep" next to his ear, and then a Zhengtai voice sang "Come and catch ghosts~ Come and catch ghosts~ Come and catch ghosts, catch ghosts! ghost~"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Shocked all over, Shu Jiu sat up immediately, and saw that the improved version of the book of life and death he had placed on the bedside table vibrated one after another, as if a call had come, and it was still shining with light.
Shu Jiu stretched out her hand and took a look. It turned out to be a mission, to catch ghosts in the middle of the night!
Zha Fu looked at the improved book of life and death with a dark face, and Zhengtai's bell was still singing, "Come and catch ghosts! Come and catch ghosts~"
Shu Jiu was shocked by the ringtone, only to realize that she was too enthusiastic just now, her face was a little hot, coughed, and said, "Get up, I'm going to work."
He said he was going to get up, but Zha Fu suddenly pressed against his shoulder, and did not let go of Shu Jiu, and gently stroked his back. Shu Jiu couldn't resist Zha Fu's stroking at all, and the two kissed again on the bed After a long time, Shu Jiu finally got up, put on her clothes quickly, and ran outside in a hurry.
The little angel Mahan saw Shu Jiu rushing out of Master Mingzhu's room, wearing a coat while rushing, and said strangely, "Mr. Shu, where are you going?"
Shu Jiu didn't even look back, and said, "Catch ghosts!"
Then he hurried out.
The little angel Mahan looked at Shu Jiu's direction with admiration, and said, "Mr. Shu is really dedicated, admirable!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the door of Master Mingzhu's room opened again. Lord Mingzhu's complexion was not good, and his face was dark, as if the whole body revealed a coolness, which made Ma Han tremble involuntarily, and then hurriedly Lower your own sense of existence and run away.
I don't know why, Lord Underworld's air pressure seems to be very low.
Zha Fu came out of the room, drove his own car, went out of Hades, passed the archway, and soon saw Shu Jiu.
Zha Fu sat in the car and honked the horn twice, with no expression on his face, still calm as usual, and said, "Do you want to run to catch ghosts?"
Shu Jiu: "..."
It was very dark, Shu Jiu shuddered suddenly, Master Mingzhu could tell a cold joke, it couldn't be better.
Shu Jiu got into the car and Zha Fu drove him. When they arrived at the place, there was no soul at all, not even a ghost.
It was a small forest in the wilderness. Shu Jiu searched for a long time with the improved book of life and death. It was indeed this place, but the ghost had disappeared.
Shu Jiu said, "Why not?"
Zha Fu was very calm, wearing a long black windbreaker in winter, with his hands in his pockets, and the collar of the windbreaker turned up, looking very aura.
Chafu said: "Become a lonely ghost and run away."
Shu Jiu: "..."
This is Shu Jiu's first job in the underworld, but the ghost escaped. It's not that Shu Jiu didn't have enough spiritual power to catch it, but Shu Jiu didn't see the ghost at all, because they came late...
Although Zha Fu's face was paralyzed, he seemed to be kind enough to comfort Shu Jiu, saying, "This is a common thing."
Shu Jiu said: "No, this is not a common thing, if you didn't just now..."
As he spoke, he seemed to be recalling what they had done just now, and suddenly his face became a little hot again. Zha Fu just looked at him and raised his eyebrows.
I went out to catch ghosts at night, but because I went late and missed the ghosts, Shu Jiu had to go back to Hades in Zhafu's car. Tired after tossing around, Shu Jiu fell asleep and fell asleep.
Early the next morning, Lord Mingzhu was no longer in the room.
Shu Jiu walked around in the underworld, and the sound of fighting could be heard in the vip chess and card room. Soon, the little angel Mahan brought several ghost messengers to persuade the fight, but after a while, it seemed that the persuasion was fruitless, and the little angel Mahan hurried again. I went to find Mr. Bao and came over to persuade the fight, and then Hades jumped around.
Shu Jiu watched them fight from a distance with a smile, feeling really energetic.He walked straight along the path, and soon saw the Observatory. Although it was broad daylight, there were many reincarnated ghosts.
Meng Po and Grandma stood on the watchtower, distributing Meng Po soup to the passing ghosts, and said in her mouth: "Drink, drink... just drink it, and forget everything after drinking it. Oh ho ho ho ho~"
Shu Jiu couldn't help trembling when she heard Granny Meng's laughter.
Granny Meng seemed to have seen him too, and said with a smile, "Young man, do you want some soup?"
Shu Jiu quickly shook his head, he walked straight along the road, and soon saw the Wangchuan River and Liuhun Dao, across the rushing water, Shu Jiu could see the dark tree on the other side of the river.
The Nether Tree was no longer as tall and dense as I remembered. Perhaps because it was winter, the branches and leaves were all gone, the branches were withered, and the dry branches swayed in the cold wind, revealing a dead air.
Shu Jiu stared at the Nether Tree for a long time. The Nether Tree absorbed the essence of heaven and earth. It has only bloomed once in thousands of years and bear fruit once.
The flowers of the Nether Tree are white, with small petals and a refreshing fragrance. During the Mid-Autumn Festival that year, Master Ming took the petals of the Nether Tree to make lanterns, injected a spiritual force, put them in the Wangchuan River, and lit them up. Minghuo, I didn't expect the flowers of Mingshu to absorb the spirituality of heaven and earth, coupled with the spiritual power of the Lord of the Underworld, it turned into a human form from the lantern...
Shu Jiu stared fixedly at the Nether Tree on the opposite side, there were no flowers and no fruit, only lifeless.
Shu Jiu had nothing to do in the underworld all day long. After the first time he failed in catching ghosts, he didn't receive the task of catching ghosts again. Shu Jiu was free, so he turned on the computer and prepared to do business in the flower shop.
As soon as Shu Jiu boarded Ali Jiji, he saw someone knocking on him. It was a buyer who wanted to buy a bouquet of roses and two candles.
Shu Jiu planned to find time to do some extra money, so she went home, held a bouquet, and prepared to send flowers.
The place where the flowers were delivered was in a high-end residential area. Shu Jiu went upstairs, and as soon as she knocked on the door, the door opened with a "shua", and a woman in a suspender skirt stood in front of the door.
Shu Jiu was taken aback. Although there was heating in the room, it was winter and she was wearing a suspender skirt, so short. Was it really not cold?
The woman clambered on the door frame with a soft and boneless arm, showing that she was uneven. She winked at Shu Jiu and said with a smile: "Brother, do you want to send flowers?"
Shu Jiu laughed dryly and said, "Please sign for your flower delivery."
The woman leaned over, stretched out Bai Nennen's arms, and was about to wrap them around Shu Jiu's neck, and said, "Brother, have you brought my incense candle~"
Shu Jiu: "..."
When I heard that it was a joss stick, it was definitely because the snake spirit had gone away.
Shu Jiu took out two candles from his pocket, which were taken by the buyer. He asked for the scent of lavender. Shu Jiu turned his head to avoid the woman's arm, and handed them to the woman.
Shu Jiu said, "Ma'am, you ordered candles."
The woman giggled, stretched out her white and tender hand to take the candle, put it near her lips, and even stuck out her tongue, and followed the candle from the beginning to the end, licking and kissing loudly...
Shu Jiu's eyelids twitched wildly: "..."
The meaning of the woman's hint couldn't be more obvious. She licked and moaned, her body twisted back and forth against the door, and the waist of the water snake dazzled people's eyes.
When the woman saw Shu Jiu staring at her dumbfounded, she couldn't help being so proud, she stretched out her hand again and wrapped it around Shu Jiu's neck, exhaling like blue and sticking to Shu Jiu's body, arching Shu Jiu hard with her chest.
Seeing that Shu Jiu still didn't move, the woman seemed to be confused by herself. She breathed lightly, and said with a charming smile, "Little brother~ Is it me who looks good, or do you still want to see flowers~"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Seeing that he didn't speak, the woman stared straight at the shiny candle she had licked, and she was even more proud. She twisted her waist and smiled: "Brother, do you want me to lick it for you~"
When she said this, Shu Jiu finally twitched the corners of her lips, then moved her arm away in disgust, and said, "Sorry, when I entered the community just now, I felt that there was a monster in this community, with a fishy smell. It smells like a snake demon."
As he spoke, the woman's eyes widened, as if she was very dissatisfied with the word "smelly" that Shu Jiu said, but before she could refute, she heard Shu Jiu continue to speak calmly.
"So I crushed the realgar talisman and painted it on the candle..."
The woman suddenly exploded and said, "What! Realgar!"
Shu Jiu shook his head lightly and said, "It's not realgar. The smell of realgar is too strong, so it's easy to be found. It's realgar talisman."
The woman immediately threw the candle in her hand, threw it on the ground, then slammed it on the door and began to retch, vomiting "Bah, bah, bah," and said, "You! You are a Taoist priest! You actually raped me! You bitch Dead Taoist!"
Shu Jiu smiled and said, "I'm not a Taoist priest."
The woman said: "Don't fool me, you are not a Taoist priest, are you a monk! You are not bald!"
Shu Jiu touched his head subconsciously: "..."
The woman seemed to feel the pain, and she writhed all over her body and rolled on the ground. The water snake's waist twisted back and forth, and she wore a messy suspender skirt, as if she had just been bullied.
As for Shu Jiu, Shi Shiran stood aside and said with a smile: "You haven't done anything evil, I just painted a little realgar talisman on it, and the effect of the yellow talisman lasts for half a day at most, it's a small punishment and a big warning."
The woman panted heavily, rolled over on the ground, moaned, and said, "Stinky Taoist priest, you're fucking me!"
Shu Jiu said, "I didn't ask you to lick it? And you licked it very happily."
woman:"……"
The woman was flushed with anger from him, but her body was uncomfortable, she could only roll on the ground, and she was about to be unable to maintain her human shape and return to her original shape.
Shu Jiu said: "The flowers are here, remember to confirm the payment, I will bring them to the door for you."
He said that he really put the flowers aside, and then he was about to take the door out. When he was about to go out, he paused his hands and said with a smile: "By the way, I will give you a piece of advice. Your breasts are too fake. Next time you pretend When you are a woman, remember to change to a smaller fake breast..."
The snake spirit lying on the ground: "..."
Shu Jiu closed the door with a bang, and the snake spirit came to his senses, slamming on the door and saying, "Smelly Taoist priest! It's fine to lie to me to eat realgar, but he even insulted my beauty dressed as a woman!"
Shu Jiu sent flowers and walked towards Hades, but suddenly his pocket shook, "Come and catch ghosts~ Come and catch ghosts~ Hurry and catch ghosts~"
Shu Jiu: "..."
Not only Shu Jiu, but even the passers-by turned their heads to look at him frequently, thinking that his cell phone ringtone was so weird, it was so crazy, it turned out to be ghost hunting?
Shu Jiu quickly took out the improved version of the book of life and death, and pressed it twice to unlock it. The book of life and death showed the region and the name of the person. Shu Jiu hurriedly took a car on the side of the road and went there, thinking that the ghost must never run away again. , although I am just working for others, but
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