Natsume's Little Mister

"Eh, really? You have to soak your head in the hot spring?"

The deceitful Atsushi Nakajima walked across the water to Osamu Dazai and Natsume, and asked suspiciously when he heard their conversation.

On the young face, there is a "deceitful" written on the left, a "simple" written on the right, and the word "cute" written horizontally in the middle.

"Of course!"

Osamu Dazai was in high spirits, his iris-colored eyes slightly lowered to reveal a sly smirk, if someone who is familiar with him sees it, they will know that this is a sign that Osamu Dazai intends to trick or fool people.

"Think about those advertisements that have always claimed that hot springs contain a lot of trace mineral elements, which are good for the human body, right? Then the head is the most important part of a person, shouldn't he be allowed to absorb more beneficial mineral elements?"

Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes and "cheated" a certain simple cerebellar axe with a very sincere tone.

A certain Cerebellar Ax was taken aback for a while, and nodded repeatedly.

Natsume has already reacted from the side, uncovered the cotton bathrobe on his body, shook his head helplessly, and couldn't bear to watch this kind of unilateral IQ crushing scene.

"Tsk, bastard Dazai, are you not even letting go of the members of your Butei Club now?"

Familiar mantra, familiar tongue sound, accompanied by dense water vapor, Nakahara Nakahara wearing a wine red bathrobe Shi Shiran stood on the edge of the hot spring pool, looking down at his former partner Dazai Osamu.

The wine red bathrobe was loosely tied, stacked around his waist, forming a slender curve.

The meandering wine red draped over his body does not look feminine at all, but makes him appear unruly and arrogant.

He stepped on the stone steps on the edge with one foot, leaned forward, and bent his back into an arch.

From the bottom to the top, the wine red hem wraps around his strong calves without a trace of fat. Upwards is a thin waist. The belt is slightly loose to reveal his looming abdominal muscles. chest.

The most wonderful thing is the black leather choker on his neck, with a blue gemstone in the center that complements his eyes, and a cool metal buckle on the edge, coupled with his mocking face, lustful, Wild, full of hormones, and a tame, subdued hidden mind.

"Oh, the slug has actually chased after Hokkaido, did it come to find me specifically? Sure enough, the dog came to find the owner after smelling the smell." Osamu Dazai's expression became more exaggerated, and the tone of beating made the presence of Butei even more exaggerated. The club members silently got goosebumps.

"Ah?" Zhong Yuanzhong exploded as expected, and the palm of his hand reflexively turned back to make a gesture of drawing a knife, completely forgetting that he had changed into a bathrobe for soaking in the hot spring.

Feeling empty, he became more and more angry, and he didn't have any tools at hand, so he punched the edge of the hot spring.

"Crack——" The fence on the edge was cracked, and it seemed as if a fish or mine had been thrown into the water, and it exploded instantly.

A huge splash of water rushed straight up, flying a full ten meters high, and fell from the sky with a roar of "ghosts are here to find you" from Zhongya Zhongyuan.

Xia Mu watched helplessly as the water surface dropped from his chest to his waist, and then he was hit by the water falling from the sky with a dazed face.

The temple hair on the forehead was wet and stuck to Natsume's cheek, he reached out and wiped the water droplets on his face carelessly, looked at Osamu Dazai, and saw a crow flying over his head.

Osamu Dazai just soaked in the hot spring, his hair was already wet, this amount of water was nothing to him.

Natsume: So, why did Chuya use this trick?

Wiping the water off his face again, Natsume decided to stay away from Osamu Dazai and Nakahara, so as not to be troubled by Chi Yu again.

He also dragged away Atsushi Nakajima who was about to be limped by Osamu Dazai.

Not far away, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya continued to quarrel.

"Come down if you have the ability!"

"Why should I go down, and the dead mackerel rolls up, and you will turn belly up like a dead fish out of the water."

"Slightly slightly slightly, don't go up, slugs are, you will cry if you don't have water, see you are dressed in red, you don't need to be cooked before you come down."

"Bastard green mackerel!"

"Mollusks!"

"Get out!"

"never!"

"Ah - Osamu Dazai, I'm going to kill you!"

Natsume:……

"So, should we soak our heads in the hot spring?" Atsushi Nakajima asked with his head raised.

Silly boy, he was really limped by Osamu Dazai.

Natsume touched Atsushi Nakajima's soft hair, and said subtly, "You can soak it, but what if you can soak your head in the bath water?"

Atsushi Nakajima opened his eyes wide.

"That's right. Mr. Dazai..."

Natsume continued to stroke the little tiger's hair, put his finger in front of his lips, and gave a small "shh".

Atsushi Nakajima covered his mouth and nodded silently.

"Come here~" Edogawa Ranpo held the duckling's head on the swimming ring with one hand, and waved happily at Natsume with the other.

Beside him, President Fukuzawa Yukichi Dama Jindao sat, with short silver hair and lean muscles as a swordsman, he looked particularly unfriendly.

Natsume hesitated, and walked into the depths of the water with bare feet.

The hot spring here is running water. As he walked, the soft and soft water brushed over Xia Mu's limbs, like a fish gently touching, and the gauzy red tail passing through his fingertips.

"Give."

A yellow duckling was stuffed in Xiamu's hand by Luanbu, he squeezed it subconsciously, made a short breathing sound, and sprayed a jet of water on his face.

"Hahaha~" Ranpo let out a successful mischievous laugh, while Fukuzawa Yukichi walked up to Natsume silently and handed him a soft towel.

Natsume felt that the helplessness of the whole day was wasted here, but seeing Ranbu laughing so happily, he couldn't help laughing.

"Natsu baa~" Teacher Cat's voice came from behind, Natsume turned his head, and a crystal splash flew over, and Natsume, who had already had experience, turned sideways to avoid it instantly.

Behind him, Fukuzawa Yukichi was splashed all over his face, and a big question mark slowly appeared on his face.

Luanbu smiled and slapped the water, and a group of neatly arranged little yellow ducks happily floated in all directions, dyeing the whole hot spring with a touch of childlike fun.

People from the port also came at some point, and Nakahara Nakaya was tricked into the water by Osamu Dazai in the end. The two had already forgotten the purpose of soaking in the hot spring, and they wrestled into a ball in the water.

In order to hide the two people, the people in the port and the Butei Club kept changing places, and gradually the two sides changed from a clear distinction to a me in you, and you in me.

Only a certain Akutagawa cat was still sitting by the edge of the hot spring, hesitating, not wanting to go down to soak in the hot spring, but also afraid of losing face to the beloved Mr. Dazai.

The chaotic little yellow ducks were floating everywhere. At some time, a group of people in the hot spring picked up the little yellow ducks and launched a water column attack on the enemy.

The saying that men are young until their death is true.

The commotion in the hot spring was overwhelming. At the beginning, they just used little yellow ducks to attack. Gradually, everyone was not satisfied with the small amount of water, and started splashing water and started a water fight. Jump on chickens and dogs.

"Xiyuki!" Countless Junichiro Tanizaki appeared in an instant.

"Luo Chun—" The repulsive force bounced all the water back.

"Moonbeast! Roar~" The big tiger splashed a huge splash in the water, splashing water with a pair of paws especially fiercely.

"Oh ho ho ho, it's time for my lemon bomb! Let's have a great scientific experiment! Boom—" Keijiro Kajii laughed wildly and threw lemon bombs one after another, making the already overwhelmed hot spring even more chaotic.

"Oh, I'll go, even the elderly will not be spared." Natsume Soseki dodged left and right and still did not dodge. At some point, a hand wrapped in white bandages appeared behind him, poking and pinching him secretly. tail tip.

A flash of light flashed, and the old man with three-color hair appeared on the spot.

"Teacher!"*2

The leaders of Buteisha and Port Mafia shouted at the same time.

The scene stood still for a moment, and the two people looked at each other.

Oh!It turns out we are a family!

Mori Ogai silently took out the little yellow duck...

Fukuzawa Yukichi: ...

"What are you doing in a daze, fight!" Mori Ogai shouted to the others while staring at Fukuzawa Yukichi.

……

On the other end, Ladies Spa.

"What happened on the other side?" Koye Ozaki sat gracefully on a flat stone step, combing her long cloud-like hair.

"Who knows, it's probably a man's pathetic self-esteem again." Yosano Akiko said casually.

The two sisters looked at each other, and a flash of approval flashed in their eyes at the same time.

Quan Jinghua and Xiaoyin with loose hair blinked silently without making a sound.

"Damn it, I can't see Akutagawa-sensei!" A certain secretary stretched her head at the intersection of men and women, looking extremely distressed.

Ozaki Momiji/Yosano Akiko: ...

"Naomi also wants to see my brother~" Tanizaki Naomi appeared from the side.

Spring Mirror Flower/Little Silver: ...

The riots in the hot spring continued into the night, and everyone was out of breath.

His whole body was reddened by the hot spring, like a prawn.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was lying helplessly on the edge of the hot spring. He had just withstood the concentrated attack of two tigers. Without his coat and unable to display his supernatural powers, he was completely unable to resist and was dragged into the water for a long time. For more than two hours, the guerrilla leader, who had never been soaked in water for such a long time, was completely numb.

"I don't want to soak in hot springs anymore..." He murmured with a blank gaze.

And not far from him, Dazai Osamu was completely limp and was being held by Nakahara Chuya in his hands. Poor thing, no matter how smart Dazai Osamu was, he couldn't beat Nakahara Chuya in terms of physical strength.

Knotweed Youruhito has already mingled with everyone, and now he is laughing and hooking shoulders with the people in the port, but the old man Guangjin who is being embraced by him looks very resistant, especially when he lowers his head, he can see the opponent's eight-pack abs!

Alas, back then, when he was young, he had such a good figure, but now he is really old, when can he retire?Mr. Guangjin has worked hard for decades, and suddenly he came up with the idea of ​​retiring and going home to provide for the elderly.

Further back, Natsume Soseki was groaning angrily against the two disciples. Who said that Osamu Dazai, the culprit, was not only a cadre who was single-handedly promoted by Mori Ogai, but also a member of Fukuzawa Yukichi's Butei Club.

Mori Ogai and Fukuzawa Yukichi looked at each other. If their eyes could generate electricity, they could supply Tokyo for a whole day.

"Ah, it's finally over." Natsume and Ranpo clinked glasses, and drank the orange-flavored wave soda in the glasses.

Thanks to Ranpo's accurate prediction, the two cuties sat in the corner of the hot spring watching the play from beginning to end, and they were not dragged into the water battle between the two sides at all.

At this time, a cat teacher floated past them, white and soft and chubby, like a white glutinous rice ball.

"Gululu, I'm not drunk Zzzz~"

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In the last chapter, there was a cute comment asking where Natsume stepped on Osamu Dazai, what do you think~

感谢在2021-01-0508:52:08~2021-01-0600:42:58期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 100 bottles of Blown Iris; 5 bottles of Yehuo; 4 bottles of Fusheng; 1 bottle of Jiangting;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!