Learning God in Hand, I Have the World

Huangmao and Xiaodao, who haven't been in the real world for a long time, invited Zhao Feng out last night, had supper, sang karaoke, and played until late before returning home.

They will feel very uncomfortable staying at home. Who told them that their five senses are too sensitive, and they can hear the voices of the boss and sister-in-law no matter how far away they hide.The more they get along, the more they can understand why the sister-in-law can tie the boss so tightly.

In addition to her extremely smart head and extremely pretty face, my sister-in-law's kung fu is also first-class.

The two woke up after four hours of sleep, and walked into the kitchen following a strong smell of food. They were about to praise the virtuous sister-in-law, but saw the back of their boss wearing a floral apron.

"Fuck? Am I still dreaming?" Huang Mao blinked.

Xiaodao was stunned for a second before he called out: "Boss, good morning."

Xuan Ming glanced back at them and said, "Breakfast will be ready soon, come over and bring the dishes to the dining room."

"Why are you making breakfast?" Huang Mao asked in disbelief.Before today, he couldn't imagine the boss frying eggs with a spatula at all. He always thought that the boss's hand was only suitable for chopping people with a knife.

"When your sister-in-law and I fell in love, I did all the housework. Besides breakfast, I also cooked lunch and dinner. I swept the floor and washed the clothes. What's wrong? Is there anything strange? "Xuan Ming asked generously.

Huangmao and Xiaodao: "...No, nothing strange. Boss, you are really capable." After finishing speaking, they gave thumbs up in unison.

Xuan Ming put the fried eggs on the plate.

At this time, his mobile phone on the cupboard rang suddenly, it was an alarm clock.

"Why do you still set the alarm clock when you're already up?" Before Huang Mao finished speaking, Xuan Ming took off his apron and strode up to the third floor.

He rushed into the bedroom in a hurry, lifted the quilt, lay on the bed, and turned sideways, staring at the little devil's face intently.

Not long after, Zhuang Li rubbed his eyes and woke up in a daze. After waking up, he had no time to think about anything, first he looked at the other side of the pillow, and found that Xuan Ming was really lying there, not dreaming, so he jumped on it , kissing Xuan Ming's face many times.

When he opened his eyes, he could see Xuan Ming immediately, and he would be happy all day long.On the contrary, he will burst into a huge get-up qi.

Xuan Ming, who had already figured out his temperament, smiled back and kissed him, heaved a sigh of relief in his heart, and at the same time picked him up, took him into the bathroom, pulled a thick bath towel, put it on the cold counter, and then Put people on it.

"Wash your face yourself or should I wash it for you?" Xuan Ming skillfully applied toothpaste to the toothbrush, and at the same time turned on the faucet, waiting for the water to heat up.

"You wash it for me." Zhuang Li leaned on the mirror and muttered lazily.

"It's nice to have a husband." He put his hands flat on his abdomen, and sighed sincerely.

"I didn't come, you didn't sweep the ground, you didn't cook, you didn't wash your clothes, and the house was messy everywhere. Is your cleanliness a fake?" Xuan Ming wet the towel and gently wiped the little devil's face , said reprimanding words on his mouth, but his voice was full of smiles.

It was obvious that he enjoyed his current job.

"I'm waiting for you to help me." Zhuang Li stuffed the toothbrush into his mouth and said vaguely.

Xuan Ming was amused by his taking it for granted, kissed his forehead, and said softly: "You brush your teeth well, I'll go down and cook the noodles."

Zhuang Li grabbed Xuan Ming's collar, dragged him over, and kissed the other person's cheek hard with his toothpaste-stained mouth, leaving behind a ball of snow-white foam.

"Go." After the trick succeeded, he smiled complacently.

Xuan Ming wiped off the foam on his face, and while shaking his head and laughing, he stepped out of the bathroom, but not long after, he came in again, holding a little man the size of a thumb, covered in blood, with a very serious tone: " I think you need to explain to me what this is."

Zhuang Li: "..."

The demon in the bottle was pinched by Xuan Ming by the back of Fate's neck, and he was desperately dancing his little arms and legs, chirping and whining for a while.He tried to bite the man's finger just now, but almost broke his mouth full of fangs.

"It's fine if you don't explain his origin, but you should put on a piece of clothing for him before letting him go out. Don't you know that he has your face?" Xuan Ming threw the demon in the bottle into the washbasin and rinsed it with warm water , and then pointed at his penis the size of a sesame seed, and issued a severe condemnation.

Zhuang Li: "... Where can I get such small clothes for him?"

Xuan Ming raised his head to look at the sky, secretly lucky, and seemed to calmly ask: "Tell me, how did he get here."

Zhuang Li quickly spit out the bubbles in his mouth, and told the story of the devil in the bottle.

Xuan Ming didn't say anything to reprimand him, but just carried the man off the sink, carried him back to the bedroom, put him on the bed, and slapped him on the buttocks.

However, every time he strikes, the little devil will make a long sound, and let out a moan that is charming to the marrow, as if he is suffering from that aspect...

Xuan Ming's ears turned red when he hit it, his breathing became short of breath, and the blood in his body boiled.

Huangmao and Xiaodao, who were sitting in the dining room waiting for their meal, looked at the ceiling, and then sighed, "It's started again! It wasn't enough to make a fuss all night yesterday, so it's going to continue early this morning! This may be the only sport my sister-in-law is good at. "

Xuan Ming's slap was completely unbearable.He turned the cunning little devil over, leaned down, put his hands on his body, and gasped, "You should be a vegetarian tonight!"

"My husband, I was wrong." Zhuang Li quickly admitted his mistake.

"It's useless to call him dad." Xuan Ming said through gritted teeth.

His ears, cheeks, and neck were all reddened by the sudden fire of desire.But he knew he couldn't indulge the little devil any longer.

"Father, do you love me?" Zhuang Li stretched out his slender arms and gently wrapped them around Xuanming's neck, his bright red lips approached his hot ears, begging softly.

This sentence seemed to flow out of the beehive slowly, and the sweet "Dad" broke through Xuan Ming's taboo in an instant, scratching an itch where he had never been scratched before.There was a violent chemical reaction in his body in an instant, and without thinking, he pinched the little devil's sweet mouth and kissed it hard.

Zhuang Li squinted his eyes and smiled, obediently kissing back.

Xiaodao and Huangmao downstairs heard more intense noises, and immediately started carrying bowls and chopsticks.

"Eat, don't worry about them. They won't come down within an hour or two."

"I'm envious! I also want to find a daughter-in-law who is as hot as sister-in-law!"

"This standard is too high, you should relax it."

"That's right, our strength can't be so hot."

"Yes, you are quite sick."

"Fuck, who are you calling weak?"

"Did I say you are weak?"

"That's what you mean!"

"..."

After the childish quarrel downstairs came to an end, the noise upstairs also stopped, Xuan Ming carried the little devil into the bathroom again, and placed it on the sink covered with thick towels.

The demon in a bottle is using the washbasin as a swimming pool, and is having a great time diving, diving, and splashing water.No matter how you kill him, he is just a newborn child, and his playful nature cannot be erased.

Xuan Ming looked at the devil in the bottle in the basin, and then at the little devil sitting on the basin, one head and two big.

"Brush your teeth quickly, and I'll take you down to have breakfast after brushing. Is there any cloth at home? I'll sew some clothes for this little thing. He can't be naked all the time." Xuan Ming said helplessly.

Zhuang Li was very surprised and asked: "Can you still sew clothes?"

Xuan Ming didn't bother to talk to this inactive person, so he went into the bedroom and began to search for fabrics and needlework.

Zhuang Li stretched out his finger, poked the devil's little head in the bottle, and said with a sneer, "Didn't I tell you to wait for me at that dark wizard's house? What are you doing running back?"

The demon in the bottle climbed onto the water basin, stood with his hips on his hips, pointed at Zhuang Li, and started chattering, baring his teeth, and cursing.

His pronunciation system seems to be different from that of humans.

7480 kindly said: "Master, let me translate it for you. The following words are all from him, and have nothing to do with me—hey! You fool, still have the nerve to ask me? I told you to come, but you didn't come, and I waited for you for nothing. In the evening, I rushed back to take a look, good guy, you really know how to enjoy it! Fortunately, I didn’t wait for you, otherwise I would have frozen to death over there! I’m still running naked! I’m back, why? You It's an unreliable thing, don't ask me to do things in the future, I don't bother to talk to you!"

As soon as 7480 finished dubbing, the demon in the bottle put his hands together, plunged into the water, and made a beautiful dive.

He seemed really unwilling to talk to Zhuang Li any more.

"Did he say that, or did you make it up?" Zhuang Li asked with a half-smile.

7480, who had been scolding to the fullest, was immediately discouraged, and quickly pulled out a series of positioning signals from the background, and said aggrievedly: "I really didn't make it up, look, he sent you a lot of positioning last night, you have been busy , ignored him at all. He probably couldn't afford to wait, so he ran back by himself."

Zhuang Li looked at the densely packed positioning signals, and immediately felt guilty, and waved his hands at the little thing in the basin: "Forget it, I forgive you this time."

The demon in the bottle emerged from the water and spat at him.

Zhuang Li immediately flicked his forehead with his fingers.

Xuan Ming happened to see this scene when he walked into the bathroom: "... How old are you?"

Zhuang Li spit out the foam, rinsed his mouth, then stretched out his hands to Xuan Ming, and shouted in a crisp voice: "Daddy hug!"

Xuan Ming: "..."

He was angry and funny, so he had to take the little devil off the counter and take him into the bedroom to change clothes.

7480 responded in a low voice: "Hey, my son is good!" After saying that, it quickly covered its mouth, and its two big eyes looked left and right, lest the master would hear it, and found that the master did not respond, so it secretly relaxed in one breath.

"I heard it." 04588, who hadn't shown up for a long time, suddenly said.

"Fuck! You frighten me to death by appearing like a ghost! What did you hear?" 7480 threw himself in front of the communicator and asked sternly.

"I heard you took advantage of your master, and I will tell him."

"Don't, don't! Dad, Dad, don't hurt your son!" 7480 knelt down on the spot.

04588 snorted arrogantly, and then grandly changed his number to 54088.

7480 clenched his fists, showing an expression of humiliation.