[Comprehensive] Egg-laying is a philosophy

I heard that my sister is back.

Yes, that stupid dragon over 100 years old.

Although my mental age is beyond hers no matter how you say it, who made this body only six years old when we met.

Here I have to introduce, my name is Will, a time traveler, learning to draw, the enlightenment reading is a Japanese manga artist serialized for 20 years, you must know, ONEPIECE.

As for myself, I definitely didn’t have this foreign name before. For the convenience of introducing to you, just remember that my name is Will. After a few chapters, I will die and go back to the original world.

The thing is like this, I am an online college student in the 21st century, I stayed up late to watch the latest update of Wano Country Luffy fighting Kaido, and I woke up and turned into a six-year-old child. It is a tragedy like Kudo Shin.I know very well that I have traveled to the world of One Piece, after all, I am a diehard fan who has been chasing after more than ten years.

As for the reference, of course it is the ruthless man who appeared in the theatrical version-the black-armed Zefa.

My current father, and now this mother, is a short-haired beauty with a huge waist and a "beep~", waiting for my father who is a navy to eat curry rice every day after get off work.

To tell you the truth, I thought it was a dream at first. If I want to say why I am sure, it is not because the people here are often five meters tall, and some strange animals can also walk, and they have shark teeth when they see people laughing.

I was very happy at the beginning, and I was able to meet the real paper man, which Two-dimensional has never had such a dream.

Speaking of which, how old is Luffy now, can I accept him as a younger brother?And Nami and Robin, where are they?Will we have sweet love at first sight?Think about it and look forward to it.

You ask me, are you not in a hurry in another world?What's the matter, think of it as a dream, and leave after playing, but I don't know how long it will take.

But speaking of it, this timeline is confusing.

The black-armed general Zefa who was revenged by the pirates and killed his wife and children.

Does he have a child my age?It seems that the old man in his forties was killed by the pirates in revenge...

I have already seen the bento made by the straight man, and it is impossible to recognize the protagonist as a younger brother, so every day is gloomy.

The beautiful mother was worried that I was having conflicts with George, who was changing teeth next door, and asked me to go out more to relax, "Will, there is no unresolvable hatred between friends!"

Mom, your teeth are shining.

Yay, Two-dimensional is really full of energy, so distressed.

Life is not easy, Will sighs.

The beautiful mother is called Lily, and she is a very popular housewife in the neighborhood. Because she is a family member of the admiral who protects the family and the country, she is very respected. If she buys a piece of celery, she will be given five catties of potatoes. The time and business trips are very irregular. Her daily life is mainly to take care of me and a large tank of goldfish, and then make [-] desserts for neighbors and friends of the Huadao Club. She is simply a donut master.

Speaking of my original body, I should still lie on the bed and sleep a lot. After all, I stayed up all night to catch up on the latest update of Wano Kingdom. After I fell asleep, I became someone else’s son. Break my dog ​​leg.

According to this development, my cheap father is almost forty, and I can wake up after playing Will for a year or two...

But the beautiful mother, I really don't want anything to happen to her.

"What are you worrying about?"

I was taken aback, who is this?

"My name is Hecate."

The girl in front of her has a pair of long, narrow and sharp amber eyes. The translucent golden color reminds people of expensive things. Her silver-white hair sparkles with special effects. Her nose is upturned and her lips look like she is sixteen or seventeen years old. Wearing strange leaves for some reason...

"Hey! Why don't you have decent clothes!"

I hurriedly closed my eyes, but she was unhurried, speaking in a somewhat blunt and indescribably awkward tone, "Is it the same as yours?"

When I was eight years old, it seemed that I couldn't put clothes on her. When I was distressed, she turned into a dragon.

Majestic, with silvery white scales reflecting the sunlight, I was dumbfounded in the shadow of her body.

I heard the behemoth say, "So you don't have to wear it, what are you playing?"

What kind of plot is this?

After all, time travel is accepted. In fact, it is not uncommon to encounter a live dragon. They are descendants of China, descendants of dragons... What a fart!I was so scared that I ran away with a knife in my hand!

Closing the door in shock, Lily looked at me in surprise with a carrot in her hand, "Ah, Will came back so early today, dinner isn't ready yet."

I laughed out of breath, "Well, I've been walking for a long time, ahahahahaha..."

Turning around, I saw the dress on the drying rack. Thinking of the dragon wearing leaves, I hesitated again and again, picked up the skirt, and ran back to the mountain after saying, "You don't need to prepare my portion for dinner."

Pretending not to hear what the beautiful mother said, "Will, it seems that I have made friends."

That dragon is really weird.

It's a little unnerving.

But it's all a dream, if you miss the chance to brush up the dungeon, it will be in vain.

Well, that's how it was at first, and didn't worry about her.

Such a big western dragon, who can hurt her.

At that time, I walked in a daze, and I didn't know if it was in this direction. After I went up the mountain suddenly, I looked at the same trees around, and it seemed that I saw it near a tree stump.

"Where did you go just now?"

"Ah!!!" I was startled again by the mysterious silver dragon, I scratched my head, and saw that it was still wearing the leaf r18, so I quickly handed her the skirt.

"Ah, it's Xiaohua." She squatted down and looked at the pattern on the skirt, and exclaimed, "It's so beautiful."

I felt my face was a little hot, so I said to her as normal as possible, "That, you said just now, is called Hecate. When you become a human, you should wear this first."

Hecate nodded, "Humans really have a way."

She changed clothes, of course I turned around, "My name is Will, the son of Yamashita Navy, have you lived here all this time?"

"No, I just arrived here. In fact, I wanted to find a human town but got lost. Fortunately, I met you."

Hecate’s voice is a bit carefree and juvenile, revealing that she is unreliable. I seem to already know the attributes of this person. The appearance of the little girl’s version of Sesshomaru is actually natural inside!

"Can you take me out to play?"

I swear, a beautiful mother is in front of me every day, and it has been a long time since I saw such a beautiful scene where the eyes turned into embarrassing love.

I was still humiliated when I turned around and saw Hecate in the iris dress.

"It's so beautiful~"

This guy will definitely be comparable to the empress when he grows up a bit!

Hecate tilted his head in doubt, "Do you want to get married?"

I woke up for almost a second, I looked up at her in horror, I didn't know why I asked this kind of question, it seemed very logical, I was at a loss for words, "There are too many things I want to ask you, anyway, find a place to sit first Let's talk."

"Then come to my house first."

"You... your house?" In this barren mountain?Besides, didn't you just come here?

I tried to calmly analyze it with a cigarette in my mouth, but the eight-year-old me was not qualified, so I could only follow Hecate.

This weird dragon girl, who is clearly transformed into a human form, doesn't know the rules from time to time, doesn't even have clothes, and will invite me to be a guest at home, it's so weird!

Dusk, when the devil meets.

I followed Hecate to her house.

This weird feeling reached its peak after seeing the cave and a wooden sign that said Dragon's House, "I really want to complain..."

"Welcome, please sit down."

Looking at the three stones of different sizes in the cave, Hecate even handed me an uncapped coconut, and she knocked one for herself, and I was completely silent.

It was a special guest who broke the silence. Looking at its paws on my shoulders, I asked tremblingly, "Brother Tiger, are you okay?"

The tiger came between me and Hecate, put down the wild boar leg in its mouth, and paid respect to me who was on the same level as Hecate. Only then did I notice that there was a special firewood storage place and There is a high pile of food, a bag of glittering gold and silver treasures, and a huge night pearl lighting up the entire cave. Well, this guy is indeed a dragon.

This kind of hoarding, and the state of occupying the top of the forest food chain for the first time.

I calmed down and planned to ask Hecate about her background, but she introduced herself first.

"I am a demon dragon, and my mother is a human being, so she died when I was less than a hundred years old."

"My father is known as the Black Dragon King. He masters the magic of the earth and refuses to remarry. By the way, I am from the water system."

"Originally, there was a cousin, who was of the fire department. She loved my father deeply and refused to marry other people of the same race, so she went around looking for people to fight."

"After some struggles, there are very few of my kind left, and now I am the only dragon left in this world who can multiply my race."

"I ran away from home to find a human to marry and lay eggs, because we also have human blood."

"I think you're fine."

...that's too much information.

I rubbed the center of my brows in pain, "To sum up, your Demon Dragon Clan is very rare, picky and aggressive, and is on the verge of extinction, and then you want to save the clan, right?"

Hecate gave a thumbs up, "As expected of my mother's family, she is very good at summarizing."

"Is there no boy in the dragon?"

"Basically they all fought each other to death. My father is the only one left alive. He only loves my mother and will never remarry. He has gone to hibernate elsewhere and will wake up in about 100 years."

I frowned, needless to say, I knew that the six-year-old face made this expression very funny, "Then are you ready to integrate into the human world?"

"As you can see, I adapted quickly, because of my mother's blood, I am no stranger to the human world."

Looking at Hecate's cave, wearing a crooked skirt in a new suit, feet without shoes and long hair that almost reaches the ground, the habit of automatically becoming the king of the forest, how should I tell her this sense of disobedience?

After all, I am about to leave this doujin world and return to the 21st century, so this muddy water is still insensitive.

Just about to find a reason to tell her to retreat, Hecate said naturally, "Then I will go home with you."

"..." I'm still at a loss for words.

"Hecate, you know, I didn't agree to your marriage proposal."

Seeing her petrification visible to the naked eye, I knew that this dragon really didn't have the brains of a human.

"Let me popularize the normal concept of marriage and love for you. First of all, marriage is to be happy with each other. Only when you have an emotional foundation can you get married. Second is age." With a Buddha-like smile, trying to save all living beings, "I am Six, Hecate."

Hecate took notes on the wood carefully, and when she heard my age, she suddenly realized, raised her hand and said, "Ah, I am 180 years old."

Then they looked at each other, and I actually saw the meaning of innocence in that look!

"Hecate, ordinary humans can live up to a hundred years old, eight years old is still a minor, can't you see me reaching your waist?"

Hecate's doubts overflowed, "Aren't all human beings small?"

"You can't be smaller than you in human form!" My shark teeth showed my true nature as a star person, and mercilessly hit her on the back of the head.

"All in all, if you want to get married, you have to find a male who is taller and stronger than you in human form!"

"I have been taught..." She was in awe, "Please teach me more in the future, teacher!"

There is a sense that things are getting more complicated.

For various reasons, I couldn't get rid of Hecate.

This dragon has the brains and persistence of Luffy. I began to expect that the god of fate would successfully arrange for the two of them to meet and get married.

ah!I had a flash of inspiration and stopped on the way down the mountain.

It feels as if the second channel of Ren and Du has been opened up, and the point that has been inexplicable before can also be explained.

From my crossing to Marlin Vandor to my encounter with the magic dragon, everything finally became clear.

"The God of Destiny arranged for me to marry you and Luffy!"

"Who is that?"

On the way home, I started endless Amway.

Jump's most popular male lead, the chosen one with zero negative reviews and loved by all, humorous and responsible, has all the good qualities but is not annoying at all, he is really the best candidate for marriage!

"Where is he?"

I was silent, as if I hadn't been born yet.

But if you think about it carefully, the timeline of this world is quite chaotic. After all, Zefa didn't have a child my age.

Is it a plot world?What will happen next?Ah, I feel so concerned!

"Will, where is Luffy?" she asked.

"Ah, it seems, probably not born yet."

She looked disgusted, "Isn't that younger than you? Doesn't this violate the second view of marriage and love?"

I was powerless to refute, so I replied casually, "Just wait until he grows taller."

Hecate noticed my depression and didn't say anything, and we just walked to my door together.

Then I saw my father, General Zefa who is still very energetic.

The middle-aged man with purple hair, the navy uniform on his body was brand new and clean, full of coercion, looking at the two of us covered in dust, one tall and one short, one big and one small.

Ah, something awkward was in the air.

Hecate looked at me, then at him, his eyes stayed on the purple hair, yes, he must not be able to hide it, his students said that Zefa and I were carved out of the same mold, and this dragon girl must be able to do it too. figure it out……

"Same race?"

"I've already guessed that I'm from the same race, and if you take a closer look, I'm not the smaller one!"

"brother?"

"You are enough, be a little more sensitive to age!" I spit out the voice like a machine gun, I couldn't help it, I took a deep breath, "We are father and son," I turned to face Zefa, my eyes drifted, "Dad, this It's my new friend Hecate..." It can be regarded as a year-end friendship, let me introduce you.

The second half of the sentence can’t be said anymore, because it’s too ridiculous. If your son who is in primary school tells you that he went up the mountain to pick up Lin Chiling and came down to be his friend, you will definitely not be able to accept such a ridiculous setting...

"Oh, did Hecate eat?"

"No, uncle."

"Will's mother left a meal for him, you should come along."

Zefa opened the door and invited Hecate to enter the house. He was very warm at the door reflecting the dim light in the house.

For a moment, I felt that I was not in One Piece, but a scene with children.

Hecate has lived in my house for two months, and my melancholy head is going bald.

Native dragons get along very well with my parents, and even the status of rare magic dragons is easily accepted, just like ethnic minorities. Although there are few, the sea is very rich.

At the same time, I have also seen Hecate's water magic, which can easily control all water, including sea water and human body moisture. I always feel that it is a particularly heaven-defying ability.

But her direction of use is limited to going to the beach to salvage Neptunes at will, and bringing them home for Lily to deal with.

Whenever I see Lily's swift and fierce knife skills, I can't always regard her as a simple housewife.

Women are so amazing. I can't help but think of my mother who is far away, who is also a magical woman who dominates the kitchen. Women are so great, especially my mother. I miss her a little bit.

In short, under Lily's teaching, Hecate is becoming more and more like a human being. When colleagues like Karp and Sengoku come to the house as guests, they will be fascinated by the housewife face Hecate who helps in the kitchen.

"Little Hecate can definitely make a good wife!"

"I think so too."

She is so immodest.

I sighed deeply, I can't believe that the mainstay of the Navy is such a group of people.

On the one hand, it is melancholy about the future of the country, and on the other hand, Hecate's dating invitations have never stopped.

From her point of view, I feel that I am younger (that is true). In the long life of the Dragon Clan, although the partner cannot accompany to the end, Hecate hopes to be accompanied when the egg is hatched, and because I am young, I can live longer than other suitors. Long.

I really want to tell her that if there are no accidents, I will not be here next year or the year after.

This is also fate.

So I started the popular science education on the view of marriage and love in the common sense training of human beings again, "Listen up Hecate, under the premise that you insist on procreating offspring, the criteria for choosing a mate must be in this order!"

"Strength, financial resources, boyfriend power!"

Hecate took out his notebook at some point, his green eyes were full of curiosity, "I have no idea what these three words mean, teacher."

Facing the eyes of this pikapika, I admit that I was flashed.

"Strength means whether the person's ability is strong or not. For reference, my father is a very powerful person in the eyes of everyone."

Hecate kept nodding and wrote in his notes, "He can beat me."

I frowned, feeling that something was wrong, but I continued to teach.

"That's what financial resources are," I put my fingers together. "Money can turn ghosts around. Bailey can solve many problems. For example, the milk we drink is not free, it's all my father's wages."

Hecate pondered and wrote, "Give me food."

"Boyfriend power is very complicated. I've only vaguely heard of this." I looked directly at her. "The most difficult gynecological disease in the world to cure is a sense of security."

Hecate froze, "What's the sense of security?"

"For example, when Lily and Zefa are together, they can do whatever they like without fear of anything, because Zefa will take care of her and protect her. This is the sense of security given by her boyfriend's power."

She nodded and wrote "Perth to Arya" in large characters.

"What does it mean?"

"Father's and mother's names."

I don’t know the specific situation, but I thought she misunderstood it as the kindness of parents’ upbringing, realized that there was a deviation in the teaching process, and corrected it again, “Besides the family, people who always make you feel loved and give you warmth .”

"Warm..." She raised her head and asked me, "Are you like my aunt?"

"The most important people besides family!"

Simply speechless.

Hecate put down his notebook and looked up at the clouds. His golden eyes reflected the sunlight like precious stones. The beauty of this young girl is not inferior to that of Hancock, the number one beauty carefully drawn by Oda Zai, but it always reminds me of a sentence talk--

Does it look good?Trade your IQ.

It is a long way to go to teach this Beast Girl.

But, it doesn't feel bad.

To Be Continued.

The author has something to say: These three chapters are all No.1 self-reports. It’s okay to skip it if you feel strange. The Navy’s side is all branch lines. If you don’t read it, it won’t affect the follow-up plot, but Will is really interesting. ~!Humanoid Tucao machine, declining college students.

It was Will and Lily who taught Longmei how to be civilized and polite. Will is also Longmei's first friend, so good enough to wear a pair of pants.

The original family is a very important existence. There are very few bad bamboo shoots like Sabo, and he has a lot of trauma caused by the influence of the family. Many adventurous people regard the place they arrive as a new home, which is different from wandering. feel different. (Totally digress, will not write about the Revolutionary Army, for fear of collapsing the setting)

For example, Will’s setting is that every family is very warm, a super lucky and gentle boy, so his dream is-since this paper world is real, come here, we must change those sad tragedies.

That's why it came later~