[Comprehensive] Egg-laying is a philosophy

Outside the house, the wind is howling, the waves are surging, and the seagulls are circling on the edge of the cliff. Before the storm comes... This fisherman's hut is warm and comfortable.

On the soft bed, a tall man in tattered clothes was wrapped in an off-white floral quilt, looking a little awkward, as if he felt this too, and couldn't sleep well.

The man was Crocodile, who woke up from the nightmare at this time, his heartbeat was in disarray, and he looked around vigilantly.

where is it?

He should be in front of the eyes of Emora, the gloomy sea was constantly churning, he stood on the bow and killed several bone animals with strange shapes, in this case, he decided to abandon the ship and forcefully land.

I didn't think about how to leave.

His purpose is to arrive.

This may be the closest he is to the big secret treasure left by One Piece, how could he think about other things!

With this kind of stubbornness, he turned into a gust of sand and approached the shore, but the second he turned into his original body and landed on the ground, he was hit hard by the thunder.

Crocodile didn't care.

The pain in the body has long been left behind, the problem is how to avoid these lightning and reach inside.

He remembered that it was written in the diary that there were endless treasures in the palace. The owner of the diary, the captain and the vice-captain did not go there at the same time, and later all the people on the ship were dispatched to remove the treasures.

This diary was written by the old part of One Piece, he was sure.Buried under a tree, together with the pointer, it is waiting for someone who is destined to go there.

He doesn't know whether the sand crocodile is destined or not, but when he sees it, it belongs to him.

Even if you risk your life, you have to look at the things left by that era——

In the end, the man was still struck by the powerful lightning, his flesh was bloody, and he heard the roar of a lion when he was dying...

The memory after that is completely gone, and he looks at his healthy body.

There were only a few traces of lightning left when he landed at the beginning, and his veins were bruised, which made him look a little scary, but the last few lightning bolts seemed to be more terrifying. He clearly saw that half of his ribs were blasted to pieces , scorched black.

All are gone.

Is it all an illusion?

As the diary said, Emora is an endless lost city guarded by witches?

He looked at the pointer next to the pillow, and told himself firmly that it was impossible.

The Eye of Emora is real, the pain is real, and death is real.

Although he didn't know how he survived, as long as he survived, it meant that he made the right bet.

He will go!immediately.

But now... The man looked at the surrounding environment, soft mattresses, soft pillows, floral and lace and other feminine debris, the place he was in was a warm home for civilians.

Is the homeowner alone?Or, is this the eldest daughter's room?This determines how he will do it.

The shoes he was wearing had been soaked long ago. Someone put the original slippers in the house beside the bed. The size was wrong, so he didn't wear them.

Should I be careful or what, his clothes have not been changed, it seems that there is no way to start, the owner of the room prepared a bathrobe as large as possible for him, Crocodile put it on, like a miniskirt, he put it down silently .

You can't let too many people know your whereabouts, and although the arrest warrant disappeared with Shichibukai, there are still many minions at sea who want his life, and the sand crocodile will not easily let down its vigilance.

The man weighed the golden hook in his left hand, he is really a kind person, what a pity.

He tried to perceive his surroundings with the color of knowledge, but unfortunately, those thunders had attributes that he didn't know.

At least for now, Crocodile's devil fruit ability and domineering are blocked.

It can throw people to other areas at will, and it can also block abilities... He secretly remembered the effect of Amorrakit's lightning.

Crocodile stood up and artificially explored the surrounding environment.

He walked out of this room and came to the living room, with soft sofas and soft carpets, and he couldn't get out if his feet sank in. What a guy who loves soft textures.

The man passed by impatiently. Before going to the next room, he still felt the approach of the person with his breath, and pressed the hook of his left hand against her fragile throat before the other party.

...It really is a woman.

She is not short and has a good figure.The silver-white long hair is very soft, and it is a little cute to hang on the shoulders.The long and narrow eyes are half closed, half dreaming and half awake, and you can see the tiny light inside. She is a beauty, a somewhat dull, gentle woman.

He thought that such a house would be very similar to hers.

"Are you awake? Do you want breakfast?"

The conversation stunned him.

The hook that was going to strike also stopped at the original position, and did not go any further. Obviously, just a little more force can kill her and solve the future troubles.

Perhaps it was the faint scent of flowers and butter in the air that also paralyzed the pirate.

He just retracted his hand and left without looking back.

The woman didn't say "Why didn't you say thank you", she wasn't angry, she didn't wonder what happened to this man, she just asked silly and cheerfully, "What's your name? Where are you from? Do you have any companions?"

In her barrage of questions, Crocodile concluded, was a noisy woman.

Then left.

I didn't expect their goodbye to be so soon.

Crocodile had seen that figure since entering the bar, and it was indeed much more conspicuous than that bad old man.

The old man knew him very well, and knew that it must be related to One Piece, and indeed, the old guy who knew him for so many years and was still alive, except for White Beard, was him, Ji Li.

About onepiece, no one can persuade him, Jili is very clear, so he said to help him prepare the boat.

When he was talking to Ji Li, the woman had been very quiet and didn't disturb him. Just when he thought there would be no problem and was about to leave, she grabbed his sleeve and didn't let him go, "We meet again, do you want to leave?" Where are you going? I don't know your name yet."

It was that silly expression again, like a stupid dog.He pulled back his sleeves impatiently, and the woman politely changed it to "Mr. Crocodile" based on the conversation just now, just like Jili called him the nickname Sand Crocodile.

Without his consent.

What Mr. Crocodile sounds very weak, he is a sand crocodile that bites down to the bones.

"Mr. Crocodile, wait for me!" The woman chased him out and pounced on his back. Crocodile, who was unable to dodge in time due to a temporary loss of power, was also surprised at her sensitivity.

Hecate leaned on his ear and asked loudly, "Mr. Crocodile, I don't know your name yet!"

He looked excited, but he just felt like he was going deaf.

The man threw her away cleverly, but he was even more excited when he saw her, "It's amazing! It's the first time I've seen such a skill! He really is the man I like!"

ha.Crocodile sneered, whether he heard it wrong or this lunatic was really confessing.

"Please marry me, Mr. Crocodile!" She was about to pounce again.

Big breasts and no brains... Is that what you say?He indifferently avoided it, if it was normal, he wouldn't mind a one-night affair, but now he obviously has no mood to care about this kind of love.

"There is no need for a name, and I will never see you again."

He only answered the previous question at this time, and he was not very comfortable in dodging. One was old injuries, and the other was... This woman has two brushes.

At this moment, the somewhat capable woman is completely unaware of facing the enemy, and is staring at him——

"I really like you!"

— Confession again.

Ji Li calls the duel to a halt, and he restrains a hyper-excited Hecate, telling her to come back for donuts, and invites the sand crocodile as well.

Of course the man refused, but it was a pity that Jili's words made him decide to follow.

Although he didn't say that he had lost his ability, but he didn't feel it until the old man had been close for so long, which meant something was different.

Because Jili had no killing intent towards him, Crocodile couldn't feel it.

But the old man was keenly aware that he was different from usual, "Going to die before you are ready can not prove your dream, sand crocodile."

Think long term.

Crocodile agreed, and after following along, Jili immediately added maliciously, "In fact, Hecate can also be used as a mercenary, and she is very simple, and she will never do bad things."

Do you still say that after seeing what happened just now, this old fox.He snorted impatiently, frowned habitually and wanted to light a cigar, but found that he didn't have one in his arms.

Jili took out his collection, cut off one end skillfully, and handed it to Crocodile. While the man was holding it, he lit it with a match. His movements were skillful, elegant, and not kitsch. Even if the other party was a powerful existence, Jili He is always considerate without being humble or overbearing. Everyone likes to be friends with him.

The man's eyebrows stretched.

Here, in order to prove that Ji Li's statement is reliable, Molong began to recommend herself, and her self-introduction really made Crocodile's brow creases deeper.

"My name is Hecate, and I am 217 years old. I belong to the dragon family. My dream is to marry my true love and reproduce in the family. Now I think you are very good." She said, "I am still Roger's crew member. I heard you mentioned him just now. Can you talk to me again?"

One sentence to describe the heart of the sand crocodile at this moment is - I have encountered a psychosis.

Leaving aside the question of how old you are, but the crew of One Piece?he laughed.

The man's mocking tone seemed to be teasing a puppy, "Then tell me where onepiece is."

Hecate didn't realize it, and asked seriously, "What is onepiece?"

Hearing this, he no longer had the patience to prepare his next taunt, there was a limit to pretending to be crazy.

"I'm leaving, please stay here and accompany Jili to take care of the elderly, Vase Girl."

Demon Dragon skillfully pulled his sleeves to keep him, "Wait! My name is Hecate, where are you going, Mr. Crocodile!"

If it could be desertified, Crocodile thought through gritted teeth.

The two started an arm wrestling tug of war.

Looking at the strange power of the sand crocodile that can move the dragon clan, Ji Li couldn't help admiring, "The strength is the same as before, and it really deserves to be a supernova."

The man let go of his hand, and Hecate, who was too forceful, fell to the ground with Mr. Crocodile before he could stop, causing a cloud of dust.

How could you be so childish all of a sudden.He began to reflect that it is not a good thing to be assimilated by neuropathy.

"Jili, quickly get the boat."

"Jili! I want to hang out with Mr. Alligator!"

The man gave her a cold look, "I didn't say I would take you there."

"Eh? But aren't you going to Amora?" Hecate tilted his head, puzzled, "I've been there, I can show you the way."

Crocodile is really going to be angry now, he hates others making jokes about his dream, "I don't have time to mess with you!"

Ji Li silently raised her hand, "What she said is true."

The scene was instantly quiet, the man looked at Jili in astonishment, and asked, "You mean Amora?"

The old man explained, "The self-introduction is also true. She is from the Demon Dragon Clan and a crew member of One Piece."

Crocodile looked at Hecate in a different way immediately, her hairs stood on end, why did she feel like she was being targeted by a predator?She was usually the one who preyed on others, and her wild intuition made her realize that something was wrong.

"Well, I'll go back first..."

"Let's go together, Eye of Emora." The man showed a smile that was sure to win, and stared straight at her, making no secret of his ambition.

Hecate swallowed nervously.

The old man on the side has a lot of merit and fame. I can only help you here, Hecate. Whether the road ahead will be sweet or bitter depends on the two of you.

Love freedom - FREEDOM! ! !

There was a small sailboat parked at the port, and Jili took two people to check the boat, "There is no sign of pirates, it is safe. The rudder is very flexible and easy to operate. There is one kitchen, one bathroom, one toilet, and two bedrooms... ..."

"Actually, one room is enough~"

Crocodile pretended not to hear, and was ready to board the boat. He needed a place to have a good talk with this woman, how much she knew about Onepiece.

Maybe the crew of One Piece didn't call that treasure by that name?It's not impossible for them to call them the Great Secret Treasure, the man thought.

He was getting closer and closer to his goal. Although it didn't match the plan, he reached the same goal by different routes.

But Jili called the porter to prepare the ingredients and fresh water needed for the journey. Originally, he only prepared for the sand crocodile, but with the magic dragon Hecate, those were not enough to eat.

The huge oven can firmly occupy the kitchen, and it is not a problem to cook a hundred donuts at one time. Hecate was very excited when he saw it, and thanked Jili with star eyes, "You are so kind, Jili! This way I can bake Donuts!"

Followed by flour, chocolate, cocoa powder... etc., etc., the amount is so large that Hecate will definitely be able to eat back and forth.

Hecate, who thought he was going to have a hard time for a while, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yeah

Crocodile: ...

He was looking for treasure, but that didn't matter.

These ingredients and luggage made several strong men gasping for breath. Just when Mr. Crocodile was about to act as a physical staff for his companions, Hecate said to the porter, "Don't bother, just send it here, thank you oh!"

Then, Crocodile witnessed the whole process of Hecate carrying food onto the boat. One hundred catties of flour and fifty catties of cocoa powder and other donut materials were lifted up in one go and placed firmly on the boat.

And that huge oven.

The surface of the sea sank back and forth heavily, as if it was unbearable, and the porter team was also dumbfounded.

At this moment, the man suddenly remembered why he could lie on the bed safely even though she was living alone without any help.

Because the magic dragon is a strange girl.

What he should have known during the fights and arm-wrestling just now was selectively ignored. The man felt a little ashamed of judging people by their appearances.

"Then, have a good trip." Jili smiled and blessed.

While the ship was sailing, the only two people were talking, the voice was already a little indistinct, and could be vaguely heard——

"Speaking of which, why do you need to take a boat? I can obviously fly you there, so that I can eat donuts on the way? You are really considerate, Mr. Crocodile!"

"Shut up, and get out if you ask again."

"So cold! So handsome!"

The little sailboat sails.

Crocodile, captain; Crocodile, navigator; Crocodile, helmsman.

Since the very first day when they nearly tore the sail and kept them out of the sea, the dragon could do nothing but cook food in the kitchen.

By the way, on the first day of the trip, Crocodile had already inquired about all the experiences of the magic dragon.

It's the crew of One Piece, that's right, they disembarked and went to sleep halfway.

I don’t know that I haven’t seen onepiece, because I was still sleeping at that time.

The news of Roger's death was only known after waking up, and Crocodile was disappointed.

It's so ridiculous to entrust such things as spying on a fool. He would never do this normally. It's this strange dragon who has the ability to make people become unintelligent along with her.

"Mr. Crocodile! I saw a delicious fish, let's fish it and make sashimi together!"

"Mr. Crocodile, the donuts are ready, do you want to try one? Actually, I made a cookie in the shape of a crocodile! Isn't it cute?"

"Mr. Crocodile..."

"Mr. Crocodile~"

"Mr. Crocodile!"

On the boat at night, Crocodile felt very regretful. It was better to take the demon from the west sea with him when he took the noisy woman with him. At least his brains were still useful, and he was very sensible. He had been his secretary for a year and could always help him. Solve all kinds of small things, very easy to use.

Thinking of this, the noisy woman chased after her again, "Mr. Crocodile, what is the era created by Roger like to you?"

Unexpectedly, it would be such a question, the man fell silent.

He took out the cigar that Jili had packed for him, put it in his mouth, put the sharp cigar cutter on his right hand, and cut off the two ends in turn, without the tobacco leaves falling out at all.

The match slid on the sandpaper, bursting into flames, reflecting an indescribable melancholy on the man's face.

"Why are you always frowning?" Hecate asked. "Aren't you happy?"

Amused by her asking such a question, he puffed out his cigarette, keeping his back against the wind so that the smoke would not drift to the woman. Hecate stared blankly at him, and the two stood on the deck under the stars for a long time.

Crocodile thought that when he first went to sea, it was because of what One Piece said before he died, the great secret treasure—onepiece!

He went to sea with enthusiasm, swallowed the desert fruit, bid farewell to the ocean, and gained strength.

very smooth.

With seven points of drive, two points of strength, and one point of brain, he became the first generation of supernova.

There are many pirates who have gone to sea, but he is the only one called the unique pirate by the world ZF.

He thought that he would rush to the key point of the great route with his companions, but he forgot the most important point, luck.

In the new world, the pirates who are accustomed to running rampant, have attracted the attention of the king of the sea because of some supplies they snatched at random.

He meets Whitebeard, a terrifying monster contemporary to One Piece.

Strength crushing is an overwhelming victory.

Crocodile's first taste of failure was costly.

He knelt down in front of the enemy, struggling to stand up, but his deputy captain who was captured just now stopped him, "Captain! Stop fighting! We will be killed!"

Regardless of the expression of the man next to him holding the foil sword, the vice-captain wept bitterly in fear. He was obviously not tied up, but he was so frightened that he couldn't move.

This is also the basic operation to see the old man, and Sachs is watching the fun from the side.

"Shut up—are you afraid of death?!" The man stared at his deputy, "You have to give in because you are afraid of death. What's the point?"

"You are strong, I admit it, but I don't accept it."

The young Crocodile is more like a lion, he is stubborn and fierce.

White Beard laughed loudly, "What a reckless fellow!"

He tried his best to fight against White Beard, but lost to his own people.

The man closed his eyes and ended this memory.

The era after the death of One Piece is great, countless people set out for freedom and dreams, but that is just a paradise.

They will face the invincible strong in the new world, white beards, beasts... and then sink in the torrent of the times, becoming a quiet nourishment, trampled by the next challenger.

Crocodile muttered to the calm sea, "I seem to have found a dream, but it feels like it's over soon."

"What do you mean?" she asked.

Crocodile did not answer, turned and went back to his room, Hecate called him behind him, "Sleep together, Mr. Crocodile~"

"Absolutely impossible."

To Be Continued.

The author has something to say: I'm messing with the full version of Mr. Crocodile's private setup!

1. Oreo personality, with a sense of oppression on the outside + the fear of working overtime + a ruthless presence, cold in the heart, and hot in the soul.

2. I like to use money to settle relationships. Where does the money come from?Not necessarily (refer to grabbing clothes).

3. A brainy reckless man, so stubborn.In fact, it is the barbaric character of the pirate, not so noble.Often when they appear gentle and elegant like a gentleman, it is to obtain information.

4. Likes to make plans and follow the plan, has obsessive-compulsive disorder as a Virgo, pursues perfection and is picky, but strictly disciplines himself and others, and the people he treats with double standards are very special.

5. Fickle, rational, hot and cold.A person is a team, with perfect survivability, they can live anywhere.

6. Very good at creating a sense of distance, making others remember his kindness, self-hype No. 1, but the closer you get, the clearer it is that crocodiles are cold-blooded animals.

7. The relationship with Hecate seems to dominate her mood and dynamics at all times, but she is often led by the nose. It is probably a stronger natural restraint than attribute restraint (water-based magic vs sand devil fruit). Translate each action ——Sarcasm = concern, sneer = worry, frown unhappy = helplessness...

In short, it is the arrogant attribute!Saying no means yes!Cold and proud!Super big cat!

In terms of love: I have no resistance to the good wife and loving mother type. In fact, I really like Hecate's face. At first, I let her go because of this. It is very appearance-related, but I didn't realize it.

I want to understand you because of your face, I am deeply attracted because I understand your soul, an endless loop that can never be opened because of my own personality flaws.

PS If Hecate gives up on him, he will be very painful, but he will not go after him, he will only choose to get used to the pain - also a character flaw.

So, please let me see if there are any people who fall in love with crocodiles! (call out)

Who is shouting?Oh, it turned out to be me.

--small theater--

Mr. Crocodile, who unconsciously wanted to show off his boyfriend's strength, saw how powerful the mighty dragon had an advantage in physical strength, and secretly blamed himself for being superficial, for having such superficial views on the great route.

Fit to be recruited into the Baroque studio, he began to consider the woman's reward.

Hecate completely forgot that love expert Juno once taught, "Listen well, in front of men, strange women are second only to transvestites, as unfeminine existences, and you must never do it yourself!"

"Understood, auntie!"

After finishing speaking, Juno squatted on the ground and raised a huge solid wooden table, picked up the embroidery needles he had dropped, and continued to make new clothes for Hecate.

The children she teaches are absolutely fine.