Trash Beauty Counterattack Guide [Quick Transmigration]

The piano sound is soothing and soft, like clear water flowing down.

The skirts of the ladies bloom like flowers in the dance, and return to calm like receding waves.

After entering the hall, the world where only the stars are left is noisy again.

With the chestnut cat in its mouth, the gray wolf swaggered away from the crowd of quantum beasts.

It put the chestnut cat down and let out a soft cry.

Xiao Qingshan squatted down, and after petting the big one and the small one, both animals narrowed their eyes, with expressions of enjoyment on their faces.

He asked, "Want to go home?"

The gray wolf gave a humane "woo" and wagged its tail wildly.

Xiao Qingshan tilted his head to look at Ye Yi, asking for advice.

He didn't say anything, and his expression was very flat, but Ye Yi could tell that he was not very happy to stay here.

Ye Yi replied: "I'll go and talk to Degas."

"Hey, just in time." Admiral Byrd stroked his mustache, "Marshal, I happen to have something to ask for your opinion."

Degas stood aside, the corners of his mouth slightly curved.

Having joined the army for decades, Ye Yi still has some understanding of Byrd's character.

A dictator through and through, with his iron fist and keen military quality, he has come to this day.

Advising him is tantamount to farting.

Ye Yi drooped his eyes: "Unfortunately, I'm not free right now."

Bird squeezed out two laughs from his chest: "Isn't he out of breath last time? Carl was lying in the hospital for a week."

Degas persuaded: "You two have a misunderstanding, don't be angry. Marshal, just listen to it, and it won't take much time."

Is this a black face and a bad face?

The corner of Ye Yi's mouth twitched into an indistinct smile, and his eyes were like black mercury.

He was very funny: "Degas, when did you become so familiar with the general?"

Degas smiled without changing his face: "What you said, Marshal, my family and Bird's family have always been in contact."

Ye Yi said casually: "Well, I'm not very clear about the relationship in your circle."

Xiao Qingshan hugged the chestnut cat, and the little furry guy stirred in his arms.

It stretched its neck, its slender beard trembled, its eyes were rounded, and its head moved around, as if looking for something.

Gray Wolf looked around suspiciously, but found nothing.

But the chestnut cat stepped on Xiao Qingshan's arm with its front paw, and kicked its back paw, and the pad fell to the ground.

It raised its pitch, let out a vicious "meow" into the air, and bowed its body.

The scream was so shrill that everyone in the hall was startled.

"What's going on, it scared me to death."

"Whose cat?!"

The chestnut cat didn't care about the complaints of these people, and rushed out of the window as if losing its mind.

It is extremely fast and sensitive, and it is very dominant in a hall full of food, decorations, and people standing.

On the other hand, Silver Wolf is the opposite, with a body size close to two meters, it can't even drill a hole.

In just a few seconds, the chestnut cat jumped downstairs from the wide open window!

Xiao Qingshan leaned on the window sill, watching the little maroon creature disappear into the woods.

He frowned.

Something in the house frightened the chestnut cat.

"Ah, your clothes!"

A scream came, his thoughts were interrupted, Xiao Qingshan turned his head away.

Carl pinches his white shirt, which has a dark red stain on it.

The deacon next to him handed over the handkerchief, but he couldn't help the wine-stained shirt.

"Xiao, Qing!" Carl gritted his molars and jumped out word by word, "The crazy cat belongs to you, right? I didn't wrong you this time, did I?!"

Xiao Qingshan rubbed his nose: "Sorry, I will pay you a new one."

Carl said angrily: "Is this a question of money?! Do I still need your money?!"

The question is is there any other solution besides losing money?

Xiao Qingshan: "Then what do you want?"

Karl said: "I want to fight you!"

Xiao Qingshan: "...Are you serious?"

The people present had obviously never read or heard the results of the exam, and they all stared at Karl strangely.

Such a big gap in strength cannot be caught up in a week or two, let alone this talent came out of the hospital, how could he have time to train?

Admiral Byrd frowned, and scolded: "Nonsense, am I too used to you, why are you so rude?!"

Karl was most afraid of his grandfather, who would turn into an ostrich when he was scolded, and his head would shrink to the ground.

He dissatisfied in a low voice: "It's not my fault this time."

Bird snorted displeasedly, and said: "Degas also said that the marshal and I had a misunderstanding. Isn't the source of the misunderstanding just the two of you? How about this, Xiao Xiao accompanied Carl to change clothes, and the two of them incidentally Let's chat and clear up the misunderstanding, otherwise you will be at war when you meet in the future, and the military department will lose face?!"

Xiao Qingshan had no objection, but Karl was still moaning, as if he had suffered a big loss.

Byrd smiled and said, "Marshal, what do you think?"

Ye Yi glanced at him and said, "I'll go with Qingqing."

Bird's smile remained unchanged: "This is a matter between Carl and Xiao Qing. You think, they had a marriage contract before, so you better not get involved. Otherwise, others will say that you are afraid that their old relationship will rekindle. Hehe, just kidding."

Ye Yi raised his eyebrows.

Just when Ye Yi was about to speak again, his personal terminal flashed rapidly.

Not only him, but the terminals of other people in the military department also rang.

When Ye Yi saw the news, his face sank.

Xiao Qingshan has not entered the military system yet, but he also saw the news from Karl.

Zerg mutation?

Ye Yi called: "Grey Wolf."

The gray wolf immediately surrounded Xiaoqingshan, and roared at Carl, which was a demonstration.

Admiral Byrd said: "What are you doing in a daze, Xiao Xiao has agreed to accompany you, why don't you get out and change quickly, don't waste other people's time."

Carl snorted: "Say it as if I would like him to accompany you..."

Xiao Qingshan sneered.

The deacon led Karl and Xiao Qingshan to the locker room.

The overhead light hangs high, and the bright light hits his face, making his thin face look more shriveled and giving him the paleness of a zombie.

"Please."

The elevator opened, and there was no one in the corridor, and there were still wet mopping marks on the floor.

The gray wolf jumped in first, sniffing the air with its nose up.

It sneezed and tilted its head in doubt.

Karl's Quantum Beast is a badger. It habitually sweeps the ground with its long nose, but it also froze for a moment, and made a "poof" sound with its nose in disgust.

"Sorry." The deacon explained, "The maid just cleaned this floor. The cleaner she used smells bad to Quantum Beast, but the smell will disappear soon."

Xiao Qingshan nodded: "Let's go."

It was gloomy here, which made him a little uncomfortable.

Carl rarely agreed with him, strode forward over the deacon.

"This is the locker room, right?" He asked as he opened the door.

It's just a dressing room reserved for guests, and the styles of clothes inside are very common, with the aim of not making mistakes.

Carl was circling among the rows of clothes, and suddenly his footsteps stopped.

Why, under the hem of many clothes, there are two leg bones?

Xiao Qingshan was waiting outside the locker room, and the deacon asked, "Aren't you going in?"

Xiao Qingshan glanced at him, and was about to speak when a scream came!

Regardless of the grievances between the two, Xiao Qingshan ran into the locker room, only to see Karl fall to the ground.

Karl didn't seem more relaxed when he saw someone coming in.

He was trembling all over, pointing his fingers at a certain place, and his voice changed: "Insects, Zerg...!"

Xiao Qingshan looked up, and there was a pile of flesh and blood spread out on the ground, and the corpse was already too cold to be colder.

That's how the Zerg eat.

The gray wolf has entered a state of alert, watching all directions and listening to all directions.

Xiao Qingshan made a decisive decision: "Don't change clothes, go downstairs!"

Karl nodded again and again, and got up on all fours.

The moment he turned his head, he yelled again: "Behind!"

There was a crisp "click", the cervical spine broke, and the deacon's head was weakly tilted to the side, and the sharp mouthparts were spread out under the human lips.

People have died long ago, but it is still alive.

"Giggle" laughed twice, and it turned its head back again.

Gray Wolf bent down, staring at the target with ice-blue eyes, and at the same time began to sense Ye Yi's spirit.

But here is covered with a special layer of material, which cuts off the synaesthesia between it and Ye Yi.

Xiao Qingshan frowned: "What the hell?"

Thinking of the news that just came from the military department, Carl dared not say anything: "Mutant?! But the report said it only appeared in P33 Xingzhou, how could it appear here?!"

Xiao Qingshan said lightly: "By the time the military found out about its existence, its kind would have already been flying to all parts of the Federation on the interstellar train."

Carl: "But this is Degas's home—"

Xiao Qingshan: "May I ask if Degas is in the TOP10 most hated food by the Zerg?"

Carl was crazy: "It's such a time, can you be serious?"

Xiao Qingshan stared at the deacon without blinking, his voice became cold: "I'll return the original words to you."

Others had faced off against the Zerg just now, but he was still rambling here.

Carl cursed and patted his empty trouser pocket.

He came here to attend his sweetheart's birthday, who the hell would carry a weapon on him!

He found a steel hanger at random, twisted it, split it in two, and cut out a sharp point.

"Here you are!" Karl threw the steel pipe to Xiaoqingshan.

Xiao Qingshan: "I have known you for so long, this is the first time I feel that you are not an idiot."

Carl: "..." Very moment, hold back!

The deacon stared at the two men sullenly: "I can't beat you."

The irritability between Xiao Qingshan's brows is even worse, what does it want to say this kind of nonsense now?

The deacon smiled, and the mouthparts at the corners of his mouth moved in a mosaic-worthy way: "But humans can."

All the changes happened in an instant, the sharp end of the steel pipe was inserted into the wall, and a hand fell to the ground with a slap, blood spattering.

As the door gradually closed, the deacon's face became less and less, and finally disappeared.

In the corridor, the indicator light of the elevator has long since turned red.

Carl frantically pressed the button inside the locker room, but the door was locked and did not move at all.

A sweet and greasy gas was slowly released throughout the room.

Just one breath, it feels like stepping on a cloud.

Xiao Qingshan asked quietly: "What trick did you discuss with Dejia again, tell me now and I will keep your whole body."

Carl was so angry that he smashed his hands against the wall, but to no avail: "I didn't!"

He lowered his head, his eyes turned red.

[The mutated Zerg parasitizes the eggs in the human body. After they mature, they first seize control of the body. Without the slightest notice, your body will be replaced by the Zerg. 】

[...At present, all interstellar trains have been suspended. Citizens are requested to go to the local hospital for examination as soon as possible. 】

The atmosphere of the impromptu Federal Conference was heavy.

The last time the Starmen were so terrified was when the Zerg came back 100 years ago.

All people with the right to speak in the Federation gathered here to discuss ways to solve the problem.

Degas lowered his head, frowned, and stared at the light screen, with a look of concentration, but he was thinking about another thing in his mind.

On that day, Admiral Byrd found him and also promoted his behavior today.

At that point, he asked, "I don't understand why you would do that?"

Bird only replied with a smile: "Because you are not as good as Xiao Qing, and your family background is not as good as Xiao Qing."

Degas clenched his fist unconsciously.

Bird was afraid that the marshal would swallow his power, so he would do everything possible to destroy the relationship between the marshal and the Xiao family.

As for the relationship with the Xiao family, it is fine if it can be done in a logical manner, or it can be repaired barely, but if it gets worse, it will not be a loss to Byrd.

Without him Degas, there would be other replacements, so why didn't he take this opportunity?

"Degas!"

When Ye Yi's cold voice came, Dejia was startled and came back to his senses: "Yes!"

Ye Yi criticized: "Federal Supreme Council, why are you in a daze?!"

Degas bit his lower lip: "I'm sorry... I was wrong, I will listen carefully next time."

Ye Yi laughed angrily: "The meeting is over."

"Ah?" Degas cried, "I...I didn't hear anything."

Ye Yi suppressed his smile and glanced at him: "This is not an example."

Degas's body froze, his whole body was chilled by the meaning of the language.

If he continues to maintain this state, the deputy's position can only be replaced by someone else.

Ye Yi sighed. Originally, he came to the first star to receive an honor, and he relaxed by the way. Who knew that the Zerg mutated and mutated. Fortunately, Bian Xing and P33 Xingzhou were one in the south and the other in the north. Before the mutant Zerg arrived, Bian The star can finish the guard work.

When Ye Yi returned to the hall, everyone was in danger. Except for the general who was discussing the emergency, the other celebrities and nobles had already fled home to take refuge.

He looked around the hall and connected to Gray Wolf's nerves at the same time, but found that Xiao Qingshan was not in the hall, and Gray Wolf didn't respond.

Carl wasn't there either.

The nerves that were slightly relaxed immediately tensed up to the extreme again.

Alarm bells were ringing in my mind.

Ye Yi asked: "Which floor is the dressing room on?!"

Degas couldn't wait to say: "The sixteenth floor, I'll take you there, it's a bit devious!"

The indicator light of the elevator was glowing faint red, and Degas let out a "huh", his elevator has just been overhauled, what's wrong?

Ye Yi's complexion was even worse, a light flashed on the terminal, and a shrunken silver wolf appeared in the corridor.

There was no need to talk, Silver Wolf jumped up the stairs first, catching up to the sixteenth floor at the fastest speed, and Ye Yi followed closely behind.

Degas was at the end, almost in the blink of an eye, he was the only one left in the corridor.

No one was there, and there was no need to pretend, Degas let go of his worried look and slowly walked up the stairs.

The returned X97 spaceship, in addition to piles of energy mines, also brought back the most advanced combination lock for the Federation, which can only be cracked if it is equipped with the same computing power as the Silver Wolf.

And the medicine he bought from the black market has strong properties and quick effects, and the hospital can't find out after the incident. Adding up the two, once a person falls into the trap, he can't get out.

Degas gritted his back molars, and he remembered the mocking look on Admiral Byrd's face when he heard about his plan.

That's right, this method is both low-level and unsexy, but what other method can destroy a relationship more efficiently and quickly than it?

He didn't believe that Ye Yi could endure that scene.

Before entering the locker room, I could hear the impassioned voice of Silver Wolf.

"How can there be such an unruly man like you in the world, ah bah, you should be ashamed of your behavior!"

"In broad daylight, the sky is bright, and the indescribable content is staged, can you pay for my trauma?!"

"Today, on behalf of the marshal, I'm going to educate you, you little rascal, hehehe!"

Although the words were rough, judging from the content, he had already achieved what he wanted.

Degas suppressed his smile and ran into the locker room with a worried face.

The young man's face was flushed, his eyes were blurred, his clothes were disheveled, and pitiful begging sounds came from his throat from time to time...

It's just that the object is a little different from what he imagined, no, the gap is simply huge!

A few sections of steel pipes were firmly inserted into the ground, piercing through the deacon's body and nailing him to the ground.

His face is flushed → blood is all over his face.

Blurred eyes → Eyelashes are covered with blood.

The clothes are disheveled → the clothes are full of holes, and the wounds are still bleeding.

A pitiful begging voice: "I was wrong, your lord has a lot, let me die..."

Only a part of his lower body exudes an indescribable brilliance, which proves that the medicine De Jia bought is still very strong.

In Degas's imagination, Karl, who should have been mighty and majestic, huddled in a corner, hugged his badger, wrapped his coat tightly and shivered, like a hamster that had only encountered a snake.

However, Xiao Qingshan, who was supposed to go to the sky, sat on a chair, crossed his legs, and poked the deacon's brutally ravaged face with a steel pipe indifferently.

Xiao Qingshan said coldly: "If you want to die, you have to pay a price. What do you give in exchange? You don't know, why do you want to die?"

The deacon cried pear blossoms with rain, and tears melted some blood clots stuck to his eyelashes: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , why can't everyone compare their hearts to each other?"

The silver wolf stepped on it with one paw: "We humans are not of the same race as you!"

Gray Wolf also gave it a kick in agreement.

The deacon continued to cry: "You two are not human either!"

Ye Yi sat beside Xiao Qingshan, expressionless.

Degas' expression quickly completed the transformation from "..." to "!!!" and then to "???", which can be described as wonderful.

Wait, what is going on here? Why is his deacon still alive with so many holes in his body, and even jumping up and singing rap again? !

And what about his medicine, what about his lock, why is there no further work on his plan? ! !

"De, Jia!" Karl's voice full of anger sounded, he finally stopped shaking like a sieve, but stood up bravely, blocking the indescribable place with his coat.

Degas: "..."

Fuck, why did Carl take Chinese medicine, and his deacon also took Chinese medicine, but Xiao Qingshan didn't respond at all.

Degas took two steps back, his eyelashes fluttered, and he lowered his voice: "Karl, what's wrong with you?"

Carl was so angry: "Don't you fucking know what happened to me? Deja Cabrian! Do you really think I'm a fool?!"

Degas refused to admit it, with tears in his eyes: "I don't know what you are talking about!"

The fuse has been ignited, Carl and Dega quarreled very loudly, the silver wolf read the excerpt of "Sister-in-law (♂), we can't do this" it found on the star network around the deacon, and the Zerg cried out Non-stop, the entire locker room can be described in one word, that is "noisy".

The noise made the temple on Ye Yi's forehead suddenly hurt.

Ye Yi roared angrily, "Quiet me all!"

The room was frozen like a cold wind, and all the sounds disappeared completely.

Ye Yi rubbed the corners of his forehead, his brows were furrowed, and a little red glowed in his black eyes.

Ever since he got to know Xiao Qingshan, he hasn't experienced such an irritable mood that makes him want to hit someone for a long time.

A slightly cool hand cupped his face, sticking to his hot skin.

He turned his head in surprise, and met a pair of gentle eyebrows and eyes, in which there was a river of spring water in March, full of fragrant peach blossoms.

He coaxed: "A Yi, stop being angry."

The voice was clear and clear, like a lingling spring, flowing in Ye Yi's heart.

So he was really not that angry.

The deacon lying on the side pretending to be dead cried silently: I don't even look at the occasion for showing affection, I really hate humans.