Trash Beauty Counterattack Guide [Quick Transmigration]

Today is Saturday, Xiao Qingshan just came back from the hospital, the plaster cast on his hands has been removed, but the doctor told him to be careful with his hands this week, and if there is nothing wrong with the next week's re-examination, he will be completely fine.

At the same time, the doctor also told him not only to care about his own body, but also the weight of the cat.

Xiao Qingshan nodded, and immediately called his family to say that he would reduce the chestnut cat's food.

The chestnut cat seemed to understand what he said, and there was a miserable cry from the microphone.

Under Ye Yi's leadership, Xiao Qingshan has reached the full level.

Recently, the fifth anniversary of the opening of "Three Thousand Avenues", the official has also launched various activities to encourage everyone to make money and explode their livers.

These include mentoring missions, couple missions, gang missions, and more.

The boss's health bar dropped to 0, and the two retreated from the dungeon. The screen displayed "[桃李春风] Mission Complete", and they were given limited accessories*2.

Xiao Qingshan put on accessories, and an apricot-colored umbrella appeared in Xiao Zhu's hand, shielding him and Yiye Qing under the umbrella.

The two stayed quietly under the umbrella, not like master and apprentice, but like a couple watching flowers together.

There is only one night left before the end of the fifth anniversary event, Xiao Qingshan stared at the [Couple Quest] in the NPC dialogue column, almost unable to take his eyes off.

He chatted with Ye Yi privately.

[Laughing Bamboo]: Master, I want [Emperor Dongting].

[Emperor Dongting] is one of the random drop items in this couple mission. It is a pair with [Golden Pendant], and the drop rate is only 001%. It is a prize that only the Emperor can get.

In the past few days, some people on the forum have called them sea view rooms. Many couples have offered high prices to buy them, but there is no market for them.

Xiao Qingshan made this request, which can be regarded as a tactful hint.

Ye Yi was still thinking about how to abduct him to take part in the couple mission, so he went along with the flow and agreed immediately.

After the two of them broke up the master-student relationship, Pidianpidian went to Yuelao Temple to find an NPC to witness their marriage.

There are quite a lot of people in Yuelao Temple, and many people want to use the couple mission to see if they can get any special rewards, and it's nothing special for them to squeeze in there.

It's just that Ye Yi's reputation is so great that many people are watching the play and acting as a repeater by the way.

[Silly roe deer is you]: Pick up your apprentice, beast. [pick nose]

[Sheng Ge]: Soak up your apprentice, beast. [pick nose]

[I have medicine, are you sick]: 1

[Yi Qing]: ...

What's wrong with him just wanting to pick on his apprentice? !

Not only to soak him, but also to sleep with him in the future!

Becoming a Taoist couple needs to hand in some special props. Xiao Qingshan thought they needed to collect some more, but Ye Yi seemed to have premeditated and prepared them.

Hand over items such as the booklet, candles, peanuts, lotus seeds, etc. to the NPC, and an announcement will appear in the chat bar:

[Today the peach blossoms are young, the IKEA room is IKEA. [Yiyeqing] and [Xiaozhu] are two monks who communicate with each other, and they tied the knot. 】

Xiao Qingshan clicked the mouse, and the title of [Yi Qing's Dao Companion] immediately appeared on [Xiao Zhu]'s head.

Ye Yi also removed [Tiangang City Lord] and replaced him with [Laughing Bamboo's Companion].

The two looked like a couple exuding a sour smell.

After watching the undesigned title from head to toe with his face in his hands, Xiao Qingshan suddenly thought of something, and asked, "Why do you have the props for your membership?"

I like you and want to marry you.

Ye Yi replied: "I want [big gold pendant]."

Xiao Qingshan nodded, if Ye Yi had wanted to win the couple reward, he would have prepared the props for joining in advance.

It's just that the person who shares his nationality with him is not necessarily [笑竹].

... What's the hypocrisy?

Xiao Qingshan lowered his eyes, took a big sip of water, his stomach felt heavy.

The two accepted the task and entered the copy.

As expected of a couple mission, the map is also very beautiful and romantic.

In the sea of ​​flowers in the middle of the night, the young man who missed his lover played the bamboo flute. The melodious sound of the flute set off the deep night, and the world was peaceful.

After finding the Worry-free Grass for the boy, the mission ended, the sound of the flute slowly faded out, and flower petals floated across the screen.

Xiao Qingshan glanced at the time, the lights were about to turn off.

Maybe people always have the instinct to die. Before the power was cut off for less than 3 minutes, he thought in a strange way that if he dropped the [Emperor Dongting], he would confess to Ye Yi.

Exit from the map, move the mouse slowly to the small box of props under the task bar, and the prompt that pops up is with a gold border, Xiao Qingshan was stunned for a moment, and his heart beat fast.

The news of the drop of rare props has already spread across the world channel, and everyone lamented the official shady scene, but at this moment, Xiao Qingshan could only hear the beating of his own heartbeat.

His brain tensed into a line, and he typed a few words into the chat box.

[Laughing Bamboo]: I like you.

This message was immediately swiped away by the surging chat history, Xiao Qingshan realized that he was in high tension and posted the confession on the public channel.

But there were also quite a few sharp-eyed people who watched his speech and helped him type [一叶清].

Xiao Qingshan stared at the chat box, the blood all over his body was boiling hot, he almost forgot to breathe.

The sound of turning off the lights came, and all the roommates were absent, and the dormitory was plunged into darkness. The only light sources were his desk lamp and computer.

On the screen, one second before the connection was disconnected, Ye Yi responded with a basin of cold water pouring him from the head to the bottom.

[One Yeqing]: No way.

Xiao Qingshan's first reaction was, why not?

Then he laughed at himself self-deprecatingly, "OK" is strange.

"Three Thousand Ways" is just an online game, [Xiaozhu] and [Yiyeqing] have known each other for less than a month, and they became Taoist companions just to complete the task, why does Ye Yi like him?

There was nothing to be sad about, nothing to be ashamed of, Ye Yi didn't know Xiaozhu was him, they could still greet each other normally during class on Wednesday, and they could still discuss a project in the laboratory.

What's so fun about the game, you can't even forcefully kiss Ye Yi.

Xiao Qingshan moved the mouse indifferently, closed the game, and uninstalled without hesitation.

Hot water is available 24 hours a day. After washing up, he climbed into bed, but still felt cold hands and feet.

He put the quilt over his head and tossed and turned, unable to sleep.

After a while, there was a bang on the door, Xiao Qingshan straightened up, and got out of bed with a wooden face.

The student union has been re-elected, and the third child has been promoted from an officer to a minister. He must be drunk today.

Alcoholic behavior is more rough.

Xiao Qingshan opened the door, the light from the corridor shone into the dark dormitory, the man's black eyes were full of storms.

Ye Yi walked in, slammed the door, grabbed Xiao Qingshan's wrist, pressed his oppressive body against the edge of the table.

"Ayi..." Xiao Qingshan didn't dare to look at his face, his mind was full of his "No".

Seeing his evasive appearance, Ye Yi felt sore in his heart.

His refusal was originally followed by "wait for me to find you", but in the end [Xiaozhu] just stood there stupidly, without any reaction, and then he remembered that it was the power outage time of Jinda University again, laughing All Aoyama could see was his ruthless "no".

No shit, he even thought about where the two of them would go on their honeymoon!

Ye Yi's Adam's apple rolled up and down, and was thinking about how to explain it to him, when he felt his lips soften, and the breath of Xiao Qingshan rushed in.

He closed his eyes, the blush on his cheeks was not obvious in the night, but the scalding temperature was almost transmitted through his skin.

He clumsily hooked Ye Yi's tongue, the mint flavor of toothpaste still remained in his mouth.

Ye Yi was so enraged by the kiss, he grabbed the back of his head and kissed him deeply.

Xiao Qingshan's head just got hot for a while, his heart skipped a beat the moment he kissed him, and he was ready to be pushed away by Ye Yi, but he didn't expect that the kiss would become more and more intense, completely burning out his sanity.

The dark dormitory was filled with the lingering sound of tsk-tsk water.

"Knock knock" knocked on the door, and Yu Minghan's voice was amplified by the corridor: "Qing'er, are you asleep, open the door for me."

Smiling Qingshan shivered, pushed Ye Yi away, and wiped the silver thread from the corner of his mouth.

"Go up!" In a panic, he lowered his voice and pushed Ye Yi, who was indifferent, onto his bed.

He opened the door, and Yu Minghan entered the room in a drowsy manner with his professional books in his arms, and complained: "I won't delay my homework anymore, Baidu can't find the answer, the university is so cruel."

In the darkness, he didn't notice that there was an extra pair of shoes under the bed ladder.

On the small balcony, there was the sound of Yu Minghan receiving hot water. Their dormitory did not have a door curtain, and the balcony and the room were separated by a layer of transparent doors and screen windows. Standing on the balcony, one could see the whole room at a glance.

Moreover, the sound insulation effect of the dormitory is extremely poor. On the sixth floor, the sound of the literary youth downstairs playing the ukulele can be heard.

Xiao Qingshan didn't dare to let Ye Yi get out of bed, kicked off his slippers, climbed onto the bed, and pulled the curtain tightly.

Also, his bed curtains are tight enough to keep out the light, otherwise, according to the mosquito nets issued by the school, when Yu Minghan goes to bed, he can tell at a glance that there is someone hiding on his bed.

He was red-faced, and suddenly realized, why did he hide Ye Yi? After the lights in the university dormitory are turned off, it's fucking normal for boys to hang out with each other in the dormitory, drink and chat, go out and have sex, okay? !

His behavior as a Tibetan was too guilty, it was as if he was having an affair with Ye Yi!

Xiao Qingshan was thinking wildly, a big hand wrapped around his waist, and pressed him on the bed.

The man's warm breath sprayed on the back of his neck, and a burst of electricity passed through his spine.

This is a fucking way to lure wolves into the house!

Xiao Qingshan pressed Ye Yi's restless hand and gritted his teeth.

Yu Minghan finished packing and went to bed, got into bed, and felt the bed on the same side rocking back and forth.

"Qing'er, what's wrong?" He asked.

Xiao Qingshan's tone was calm: "I was looking for earplugs, did I bother you?"

Yu Minghan yawned: "No, you look for it slowly, oh yes, you can use the flashlight of your phone."

Xiao Qingshan said lightly: "I found it, you can go to sleep."

Yu Minghan: "Yes."

The thick bed curtain cut off the light, and under the thin summer bedding, Xiao Qingshan entangled Ye Yi like an octopus, pinning him immobile.

Xiao Qingshan gave Ye Yi a warning look, and the latter looked at him innocently, as if he hadn't done anything to eat tofu at all.

The next day, near noon, after the three brothers in the dormitory woke up, Xiao Qingshan had already left the house.

Yu Minghan broke away the disposable chopsticks and said, "Third brother, you came back too late yesterday, it must have been four o'clock, so don't fight so fiercely when you fight for wine."

The third child wondered: "Is it that late? I remember I came back after two o'clock."

Yu Minghan was surprised: "Hey, I was woken up by the sound of the door opening, and I checked my phone on purpose. Am I dreaming? Second child, how long have you been back?"

The second child replied, "Around one o'clock."

Yu Minghan scratched his head, did he really get it wrong?

The dog food was poured into the bowl, and Gray Wolf rejoiced, rubbed Xiao Qingshan's leg, and buried himself in the food.

Xiao Qingshan wore a T-shirt that was obviously one size bigger than him, squatted down, and stroked the gray wolf's furry head.

"Qing Qing eats—" Ye Yi shouted in the restaurant.

After Xiao Qingshan washed his hands, he sat on the table, and all the dishes he liked were placed on the table.

Three years, he still remembers.

Ye Yi's parents are both elites, and they don't see each other very often throughout the year, so Ye Yi has cultivated a good cooking skill.

He always finishes cooking the night before, reheats it in the morning, and packs it in an insulated box.

And Xiao Qingshan would eat Ye Yi's food every time, and over time, the bento made by Ye Yi completely satisfied Xiao Qingshan's taste.

After eating, Ye Yi went downstairs to do some shopping, Xiao Qingshan went to wash the dishes, to be precise, he put the dishes into the dishwasher.

The door opened, Ye Yi put the shopping bag on the coffee table in the living room, and went to take a lunch break with Xiao Qingshan in his arms.

Xiao Qingshan looked sleepy: "I just finished sleeping..."

Although after staying up all night, no matter how long I sleep, my mind will not be clear.

"It's not this lunch break." Ye Yi corrected him, and stuffed a small four-corner package into his hand.

Xiao Qingshan glanced at him and stepped on him mercilessly.

"Rogue..." He blushed and cursed.

"Yeah, you're right." Ye Yi nodded again and again, pushing Xiao Qingshan into the bedroom.

At the end, Ye Yi touched his face, and asked pantingly, "Why didn't you reply to my message after you transferred to another school? It's been three years, is it because we are not in the same university, so you will never contact me?"

Xiao Qingshan's eyes were dim with tears: "...No, I have always liked you..."

Ye Yi smiled: "Then why didn't you reply to my message?"

Xiao Qingshan frowned: "I didn't know you liked me before last night... It's not easy to be confessed by my buddies..."

The adolescent boy suddenly found that he fell in love with the same sex who was one year older, and in a daze, he chose to escape.

Ye Yi sighed: "Then why didn't you run away last night?"

Xiao Qingshan blinked his eyes, and fluttered his long eyelashes: "Come to find me in the early morning, and put me on the table...I'm not stupid..."

Ye Yi smiled and kissed his cheek.