Disciples always want to tease me [Rebirth]
Chapter 58: Drunken gaffe
A ray of golden light pierced the sky over Mount Tai, splitting the night, and then the torrential rain fell. Gou Tian stood on the top of the mountain without using his spiritual power, letting the rain drenched his clothes, as if his inner anger could be calmed down.
Since he was a child, he knew that Xiuzhen was a solitary road without intersections. Later, Qiao Yang suddenly appeared. It took him more than a year to gradually adapt from being at a loss. After adapting, he even planned to be with Qiao Yang in his heart. But he forgot about the matter of ascending to the upper realm hundreds of years later. He didn't ask for a rich couple, but it didn't mean that Qiao Yang didn't ask for it either.
He faintly regrets accepting Gong Liangxiu, but he also knows that even if there is no such Gong Liangxiu, there will be another Gong Liangxiu.
Goutian stared at the distance as black as ink in a daze, his lips were pursed tighter and tighter, not even the rainwater could flow in, if Qiao Yang really wanted to find a Taoist companion... then he should send more congratulatory gifts. If you continue to bring Qiao Yang by your side, I'm afraid it will be difficult to see each other again.
Thinking about it this way, Goutian still didn't swallow the breath in his heart. Thinking of continuing to be a loner like in his previous life in the future, he suddenly felt that cultivating immortals would be boring.
When a thunderbolt fell, he suddenly came back to his senses, and a layer of cold sweat broke out on his already wet forehead. He believed that his Daoism was firm, but he did not expect it to be easily shaken today.Gou Tian hurriedly mobilized his demon-breaking power, and felt the negative emotions in his heart gradually subside, so he was relieved, but when he thought about Qiao Yang, his heart was blocked again.
The power of breaking demons can only exorcise the demons of the heart and get rid of evil thoughts, but it is not about cutting off love and desire. Gou Tian knew that this matter could not be solved by the power of breaking demons. He searched his memory and couldn't find a suitable solution. Suddenly, he heard a patrolling disciple calling him in the distance. Distraught, he flicked his sleeves and jumped onto the flying sword, turning into a stream of light and disappearing into the rain curtain.
Gou Tian didn't know how long he had been flying, he landed on the ground at random, wandering around absent-mindedly.
The world of mortals is as lively as ever, with cars coming and going, feasting and feasting, many men and women turned their heads to look at him along the way, and even took out their cameras to take pictures. After a while, he still couldn't adapt to this kind of life.
Gou Tian was so annoyed that he quickly turned into a secluded alley.
The lights in the alley were dim, and several street lamps on both sides of the road were broken, so it was no wonder that no one came. Gou Tian slowed down and walked forward, and there was a burst of aroma, and there was a barbecue stall at the other exit.He walked over and stopped by the side, staring at the booth for a long time, as if he had never seen such a thing.
Seeing his strange behavior, the stall owner thought he was a lunatic who had escaped from some family, so he didn't dare to come forward to talk to him.
Qiao Yang has always liked appetite, Gou Tian sighed softly, if Qiao Yang was here, he must be eager to eat, and he doesn't know what good appetite is.
A helpless smile appeared on Goutian's face, and he suddenly wanted to know about this thing, and he did it when he thought about it. Fortunately, he still had some mortal money with him, so he ordered a few things.
The stall owner heaved a sigh of relief, young people like to make these outlandish clothes, he increased the heat, a puff of charcoal fire surged up, turned the meat skewers over, and said with a smile: "Drinking?"
"Wine?" Gou Tian thought for a while and nodded, he always felt that he liked wine, it was sweet and fragrant.
The stall owner said: "White beer?"
Gou Tian didn't understand what beer was, so he said calmly, "Bai's."
"Success." The stall owner brought over a bottle of Erguotou and opened it twice.
Goutian looked around, but couldn't find the wine goblet in his memory. Guessing that mortals' lives are getting rougher and rougher, he had to take the rice bowl next to him and pour the wine into it. The bowl was too big, almost half a bottle of wine was poured in, and he drank it in one gulp. , Immediately afterwards, a pungent pungent split from the throat into two streams, one rushed to the brain, and the other rushed to the stomach.
The stall owner tsk-tsk praised: "Awesome."
Goutian couldn't hear what the stall owner was saying at this moment. He felt as if he had fallen into a boiling hot water pot, and the ground was heaving.He didn't know why the stall owner poisoned him, but he felt that his situation was not good, so he struggled to stand up unsteadily and walked out of the city.
Fortunately, his instinct as a swordsman is still there, even if he is dizzy, he knows where he should go, but he walks crookedly, and even fell down several times when he was guarding the sword.
After flying like this for two hours, he finally returned to his residence. When he entered the house, the lights were on, and there was a person sitting under the light. The figure of that person was very familiar.
"Master!" Qiao Yang hurriedly stood up and supported Goutian. The smell of alcohol came to his nostrils, and he said anxiously, "Who is so wicked to drink you so much?"
Gou Tian slapped Qiao Yang away, and threw himself on the bed.
Qiao Yang rubbed his shoulders, and resignedly walked over to give Goutian slippers.
Gou Tian frowned and kicked and chatted, making Qiao Yang unable to get close.
Qiao Yang sighed helplessly. Unexpectedly, the master was so drunk and disregarded his image. He hesitated and pushed Goutian's arm, "Master, take off your shoes."
Gou Tian frowned, grabbed Qiao Yang's arm, and threw him onto the bed with all his strength. Before Qiao Yang could cry out in pain, he rolled over and pressed him on top.
"Master... Shizu?" Qiao Yang was so shocked that he didn't dare to breathe.
"Why poisoned?" Goutian murmured with his eyes closed.
Qiao Yang couldn't laugh or cry and said: "The conscience of heaven and earth, I don't know how to poison." If you want to do it, it is medicine. Alas, it's a pity that I don't have the guts.
Gou Tian frowned slightly when he heard the words, "Hey."
Can you hold me down and not get sick?Qiao Yang complained in his heart, but he didn't mean to push Goutian away.
Gou Tian casually squeezed Qiao Yang's body, "Eat more long meat... Eat... I still have a bunch of skewers, let's go, let's finish eating."
Qiao Yang quickly hugged him, "Master, I don't want to eat, you should just rest."
Goutian was puzzled, and there was a bit of grievance in his tone, "Why don't you eat?"
Qiao Yang's heart trembled, he couldn't help stretching out his hand to pinch Goutian's face, and blurted out: "You can eat with beauty."
Gou Tian didn't know why, so he subconsciously pinched it back, and suddenly felt that this game was interesting, so he pinched it for half an hour.
From Qiao Yang's excitement at the beginning, to being unrequited in the end, and finally being pinched numb, he wanted to reach out his hand to block it, but was slapped away by Gou Tian.
After finally waiting for Goutian to yawn and stop, Qiao Yang quickly turned his head away and rubbed the already sore facial muscles.
Goutian pressed Qiao Yang's body, found a comfortable position and lay down again, breathing gradually evenly.
After a long time, Qiao Yang raised his hand and slowly ran along Goutian's hair, whispering, "Master, how can I not like you?"
Since he was a child, he knew that Xiuzhen was a solitary road without intersections. Later, Qiao Yang suddenly appeared. It took him more than a year to gradually adapt from being at a loss. After adapting, he even planned to be with Qiao Yang in his heart. But he forgot about the matter of ascending to the upper realm hundreds of years later. He didn't ask for a rich couple, but it didn't mean that Qiao Yang didn't ask for it either.
He faintly regrets accepting Gong Liangxiu, but he also knows that even if there is no such Gong Liangxiu, there will be another Gong Liangxiu.
Goutian stared at the distance as black as ink in a daze, his lips were pursed tighter and tighter, not even the rainwater could flow in, if Qiao Yang really wanted to find a Taoist companion... then he should send more congratulatory gifts. If you continue to bring Qiao Yang by your side, I'm afraid it will be difficult to see each other again.
Thinking about it this way, Goutian still didn't swallow the breath in his heart. Thinking of continuing to be a loner like in his previous life in the future, he suddenly felt that cultivating immortals would be boring.
When a thunderbolt fell, he suddenly came back to his senses, and a layer of cold sweat broke out on his already wet forehead. He believed that his Daoism was firm, but he did not expect it to be easily shaken today.Gou Tian hurriedly mobilized his demon-breaking power, and felt the negative emotions in his heart gradually subside, so he was relieved, but when he thought about Qiao Yang, his heart was blocked again.
The power of breaking demons can only exorcise the demons of the heart and get rid of evil thoughts, but it is not about cutting off love and desire. Gou Tian knew that this matter could not be solved by the power of breaking demons. He searched his memory and couldn't find a suitable solution. Suddenly, he heard a patrolling disciple calling him in the distance. Distraught, he flicked his sleeves and jumped onto the flying sword, turning into a stream of light and disappearing into the rain curtain.
Gou Tian didn't know how long he had been flying, he landed on the ground at random, wandering around absent-mindedly.
The world of mortals is as lively as ever, with cars coming and going, feasting and feasting, many men and women turned their heads to look at him along the way, and even took out their cameras to take pictures. After a while, he still couldn't adapt to this kind of life.
Gou Tian was so annoyed that he quickly turned into a secluded alley.
The lights in the alley were dim, and several street lamps on both sides of the road were broken, so it was no wonder that no one came. Gou Tian slowed down and walked forward, and there was a burst of aroma, and there was a barbecue stall at the other exit.He walked over and stopped by the side, staring at the booth for a long time, as if he had never seen such a thing.
Seeing his strange behavior, the stall owner thought he was a lunatic who had escaped from some family, so he didn't dare to come forward to talk to him.
Qiao Yang has always liked appetite, Gou Tian sighed softly, if Qiao Yang was here, he must be eager to eat, and he doesn't know what good appetite is.
A helpless smile appeared on Goutian's face, and he suddenly wanted to know about this thing, and he did it when he thought about it. Fortunately, he still had some mortal money with him, so he ordered a few things.
The stall owner heaved a sigh of relief, young people like to make these outlandish clothes, he increased the heat, a puff of charcoal fire surged up, turned the meat skewers over, and said with a smile: "Drinking?"
"Wine?" Gou Tian thought for a while and nodded, he always felt that he liked wine, it was sweet and fragrant.
The stall owner said: "White beer?"
Gou Tian didn't understand what beer was, so he said calmly, "Bai's."
"Success." The stall owner brought over a bottle of Erguotou and opened it twice.
Goutian looked around, but couldn't find the wine goblet in his memory. Guessing that mortals' lives are getting rougher and rougher, he had to take the rice bowl next to him and pour the wine into it. The bowl was too big, almost half a bottle of wine was poured in, and he drank it in one gulp. , Immediately afterwards, a pungent pungent split from the throat into two streams, one rushed to the brain, and the other rushed to the stomach.
The stall owner tsk-tsk praised: "Awesome."
Goutian couldn't hear what the stall owner was saying at this moment. He felt as if he had fallen into a boiling hot water pot, and the ground was heaving.He didn't know why the stall owner poisoned him, but he felt that his situation was not good, so he struggled to stand up unsteadily and walked out of the city.
Fortunately, his instinct as a swordsman is still there, even if he is dizzy, he knows where he should go, but he walks crookedly, and even fell down several times when he was guarding the sword.
After flying like this for two hours, he finally returned to his residence. When he entered the house, the lights were on, and there was a person sitting under the light. The figure of that person was very familiar.
"Master!" Qiao Yang hurriedly stood up and supported Goutian. The smell of alcohol came to his nostrils, and he said anxiously, "Who is so wicked to drink you so much?"
Gou Tian slapped Qiao Yang away, and threw himself on the bed.
Qiao Yang rubbed his shoulders, and resignedly walked over to give Goutian slippers.
Gou Tian frowned and kicked and chatted, making Qiao Yang unable to get close.
Qiao Yang sighed helplessly. Unexpectedly, the master was so drunk and disregarded his image. He hesitated and pushed Goutian's arm, "Master, take off your shoes."
Gou Tian frowned, grabbed Qiao Yang's arm, and threw him onto the bed with all his strength. Before Qiao Yang could cry out in pain, he rolled over and pressed him on top.
"Master... Shizu?" Qiao Yang was so shocked that he didn't dare to breathe.
"Why poisoned?" Goutian murmured with his eyes closed.
Qiao Yang couldn't laugh or cry and said: "The conscience of heaven and earth, I don't know how to poison." If you want to do it, it is medicine. Alas, it's a pity that I don't have the guts.
Gou Tian frowned slightly when he heard the words, "Hey."
Can you hold me down and not get sick?Qiao Yang complained in his heart, but he didn't mean to push Goutian away.
Gou Tian casually squeezed Qiao Yang's body, "Eat more long meat... Eat... I still have a bunch of skewers, let's go, let's finish eating."
Qiao Yang quickly hugged him, "Master, I don't want to eat, you should just rest."
Goutian was puzzled, and there was a bit of grievance in his tone, "Why don't you eat?"
Qiao Yang's heart trembled, he couldn't help stretching out his hand to pinch Goutian's face, and blurted out: "You can eat with beauty."
Gou Tian didn't know why, so he subconsciously pinched it back, and suddenly felt that this game was interesting, so he pinched it for half an hour.
From Qiao Yang's excitement at the beginning, to being unrequited in the end, and finally being pinched numb, he wanted to reach out his hand to block it, but was slapped away by Gou Tian.
After finally waiting for Goutian to yawn and stop, Qiao Yang quickly turned his head away and rubbed the already sore facial muscles.
Goutian pressed Qiao Yang's body, found a comfortable position and lay down again, breathing gradually evenly.
After a long time, Qiao Yang raised his hand and slowly ran along Goutian's hair, whispering, "Master, how can I not like you?"
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